Monkey Steals the Peach
Created on: January 13th, 2006
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Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting

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rainbowrandolph
January 13th, 2006
5:07:47 PM CST
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Chuck Norris would approve
RandomTax
January 13th, 2006
7:30:23 PM CST
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msi435
January 15th, 2006
11:18:15 AM CST
(0)
stupid ashida kim book
General-Kenobi26
March 28th, 2006
3:09:41 PM CST
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5 For the audio
ScndPistonHonda
April 8th, 2006
1:20:05 PM CDT
(0)
Ouch.
kliknick
April 8th, 2006
2:29:00 PM CDT
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Chav-Slayer
June 24th, 2006
4:16:42 PM CDT
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I want that book!
squirrelsgonewild
July 19th, 2006
11:49:22 AM CDT
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That is attacking the weak spot for massive damage.
Grayfox354
July 19th, 2006
12:18:32 PM CDT
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*Crosses legs* ._.;
Pigtard
July 31st, 2006
5:26:12 PM CDT
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mson
August 17th, 2006
10:24:53 AM CDT
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my balls just shrunk
ricchan
August 17th, 2006
10:30:42 PM CDT
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Oh man, and that's the name of an indie band too...it looks too silly to be real. XD
TheWhoreBag
August 18th, 2006
4:39:26 AM CDT
(0)
OH MY GOD
ImTheDogNowMan
August 18th, 2006
3:38:24 PM CDT
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I think the guy getting his balls groped is my Karate teacher.
nutnics
August 24th, 2006
4:48:20 PM CDT
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Ive seen this book, and I knew exactly what this was before I clicked. Essentials tools of survival.
TyeNee
August 28th, 2006
2:27:17 PM CDT
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AKA the grab of death.
Masterflow
September 1st, 2006
5:44:02 AM CDT
(0)
:'-(
duketime
September 2nd, 2006
7:37:30 PM CDT
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Couldn't have picked better text.
nobody
September 2nd, 2006
9:34:00 PM CDT
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oh man I think I've looked at this book before, what's its name?
shog
September 4th, 2006
2:56:19 PM CDT
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i want that book
evilplayer
September 8th, 2006
11:59:19 AM CDT
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lol
sexymofo
September 9th, 2006
8:47:06 AM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
secksymofo
September 9th, 2006
4:38:22 PM CDT
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
ShiftyHobbit
September 11th, 2006
3:24:10 PM CDT
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what was the book?
Sorgrid
September 11th, 2006
3:51:16 PM CDT
(0)
title of the book plz
Geonosis
September 13th, 2006
12:38:18 AM CDT
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This is y you dont fight ninjas.
crash2455
October 31st, 2006
9:17:09 AM CST
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I don't think there are many more worse ways to die.
wild09
November 5th, 2006
2:30:15 AM CST
(0)
lol thats just wrong
juxtapose519
November 9th, 2006
9:42:26 PM CST
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no word of a lie... i have read this book
Westofeden
November 10th, 2006
5:39:12 AM CST
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I guess I'm not the only one who has this book . . seriously. So yea vouched, It is real.
junit
November 11th, 2006
10:28:09 PM CST
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I just want to say members of the iron first fight dirty
Shinryuu
November 12th, 2006
7:17:42 AM CST
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lol, I thought of DK kidnapping the Princess when I read the site's name. Guess I'm a nerd xD
glurman
November 12th, 2006
1:46:02 PM CST
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AAAAAAAAAH! NOOOOO!!!
Evilbunny
November 12th, 2006
1:49:49 PM CST
(0)
ow...
Recent-Rater
November 13th, 2006
5:51:53 AM CST
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HOly sh*t best ninja move ever
ManontheEdge
November 13th, 2006
11:09:58 AM CST
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hah steals the peach.
DeletedAccountWalkin
November 15th, 2006
3:56:08 AM CST
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monkey steals the peach
jacktherack
November 15th, 2006
7:28:17 PM CST
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ISNT MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH THE NAME OF THE MAIN SONG IN GUITAR HERO THE FIRST ONE
X605Scorpion
November 15th, 2006
8:25:50 PM CST
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This is a classic YTMND in the selection of text.
cinderspecter
November 17th, 2006
8:26:23 PM CST
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arukado
November 17th, 2006
8:29:16 PM CST
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I was going to 4 this, until I read "Followers or the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip
arukado
November 17th, 2006
8:29:59 PM CST
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and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals." 5'd.
barisaxkid
November 17th, 2006
8:43:19 PM CST
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GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR GONNA BE A GUITAR...HERO!!!
TheCloakedMan
November 18th, 2006
10:17:07 PM CST
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"ENEMY DOWN."
bennyjoe81
November 19th, 2006
10:30:30 AM CST
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Is this for f*cking REAL?! O_O
dweedle
November 20th, 2006
2:39:56 PM CST
(0)
:'-(
Kishkumen
November 21st, 2006
1:30:54 AM CST
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Massive blood loss causes death.
TheHouse
November 21st, 2006
11:53:19 AM CST
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Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, attacking his weak points for massive damage resulting in massive blood lose which may cause death.
Riketorian
November 21st, 2006
9:34:13 PM CST
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I always wanted to fight a martial artist to see if i really would get my *ss kicked, now i dont want to know.
yesyesptkfgs
November 22nd, 2006
12:15:12 PM CST
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You learn something new everyday
AbdominalSnowman
November 24th, 2006
1:34:33 AM CST
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O.o
amajestikmoose
November 27th, 2006
1:02:49 PM CST
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Effectivly rip away genitals FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Spredhaus
November 27th, 2006
5:20:52 PM CST
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ow I hate you for making me read that.
ColdStone
November 27th, 2006
6:43:46 PM CST
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Ninjas are hardcore.
Vergeh
November 27th, 2006
7:01:25 PM CST
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"book".... Good job.
MaDaXXe
November 27th, 2006
7:50:46 PM CST
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ooooh, brutal!
JolietJake
November 27th, 2006
7:52:40 PM CST
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testicle attack number 49!!!!
ElFlippage
November 28th, 2006
5:30:16 PM CST
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I Lol'd. HARD.
WAchu
November 28th, 2006
5:34:57 PM CST
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Effectively ripping away the the genitals for massive damage.
OtisWild
November 29th, 2006
12:50:32 AM CST
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OMG I think my testes just cringed
NotTheFunniest
November 29th, 2006
12:51:00 AM CST
(0)
:(
BobbyBobBob
November 29th, 2006
12:55:11 AM CST
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"Could stop the heart." lol!
clownboat
November 29th, 2006
2:26:43 AM CST
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all this knowledge can be yours for 599 US DOLLARS
venom4489
November 29th, 2006
4:52:36 PM CST
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Reading that made my balls hide.
Mattemaio
November 29th, 2006
5:24:29 PM CST
(0)
:O
Largemidget
November 29th, 2006
5:33:21 PM CST
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Just nicely done. Thanks for making this into a YTMND. "Im gonna steal your peach" is my new threat.
DannoHung
December 2nd, 2006
12:40:22 AM CST
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Attack his weakpoint for massive damage.
dweedle
December 2nd, 2006
3:59:04 PM CST
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I lold hard, but my balls cringed harder.
lordofarrakis
December 2nd, 2006
9:45:45 PM CST
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that move has awesome crit rollz
Flopsy
December 3rd, 2006
12:55:49 AM CST
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WTF
Flopsy
December 3rd, 2006
12:56:20 AM CST
(0)
WTF
VithDos
December 3rd, 2006
12:56:28 AM CST
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Strike the enemies weak point for massive damage. You sir are cooking by the book.
Fortune
December 3rd, 2006
2:02:08 PM CST
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DO NOT WANT
Tyler2k
December 3rd, 2006
8:14:04 PM CST
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Look up the definition of "owned" in the dictionary, and you will see this picture
NoHabloEspanol
December 3rd, 2006
8:19:49 PM CST
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I HAVE A BONER
Rew86
December 3rd, 2006
10:44:29 PM CST
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my balls hurt :(
farther
December 4th, 2006
8:39:50 PM CST
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Wow... you can stop the heart and insta-kill at high XP levels. Crit for 9999 every time!
Schoulayer
December 4th, 2006
8:48:49 PM CST
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Holy sh*t
Judeko
December 5th, 2006
12:44:27 AM CST
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I lol'd and cringed at the same time. 5.
ProfGlitch
December 5th, 2006
2:09:51 PM CST
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Why don't they do this move in Naruto?
Geise
December 5th, 2006
7:21:06 PM CST
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That's a real f*cking move?!
Mr-Bonkers
December 5th, 2006
8:05:56 PM CST
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wtf where did u find that lol
PBblindshot
December 5th, 2006
9:02:33 PM CST
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i want this book.
Zaltehook
December 6th, 2006
1:56:26 AM CST
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Yes. All has been said.
Abdiel
December 7th, 2006
11:16:24 AM CST
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this is why no one goes to war with china.
bigjimdx
December 7th, 2006
4:52:00 PM CST
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jewel thievery FTW
Sacreligious
December 7th, 2006
6:33:00 PM CST
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For people still looking, this is taken from "Ninja Mind Control" by Ashida Kim. http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Mind-Control-Ashida-Kim/dp/080650997X/
Pettitman
December 7th, 2006
8:42:03 PM CST
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lol
mustafa-chihocho
December 7th, 2006
9:23:12 PM CST
(0)
....
lilsis
December 8th, 2006
6:30:45 PM CST
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this is, indeed, a little bit frightening
madog
December 9th, 2006
12:48:27 PM CST
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dirty trick, i would never grab someones nuts and that is dishonorable
fuzzhammersignifican
December 9th, 2006
4:51:26 PM CST
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i ripped his balls off with my bare hands in self-defense!
splapped
January 11th, 2007
8:27:23 PM CST
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I have that book! AND WE MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT!
Girrrtacos
April 13th, 2008
7:01:45 PM CDT
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I bet Donkey Kong uses this one.