Hail To The Chief
Created on: January 12th, 2006
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Kennedy Assassination Heil To The Chief. Updated! Now twice as offensive.

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May 23rd, 2006
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youre so f*cking dumb
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FRAG
May 26th, 2006
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Wow, here's a ticket to hell.
June 1st, 2006
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FATALITY!
June 4th, 2006
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most offensive ytmnd ever
June 11th, 2006
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I have yet to see more offensive YTMND. You get 5 for that.
June 13th, 2006
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I don't understand why this is rated so low. We've all seen the jfk assassination and WTC videos before, so why does it offend you that they were combined in such a manner? The piece of brain flying through the air is entirely too random and stupid to take seriously people, this TO ME, is funny, and I find dead baby jokes, and AIDS jokes very wrong and disturbing.
June 15th, 2006
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100,000 views
June 16th, 2006
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Here's to 100,000 more.
June 19th, 2006
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LOL someone spent almost $100 to promote this. Just wow.
June 19th, 2006
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dude ur a tool.
June 20th, 2006
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"Five if you hadn't spent at least fifty bucks on it..." um... nevermind...
June 29th, 2006
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Good stuff, ytmnd needs more things like this.
July 5th, 2006
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f*ck you
July 8th, 2006
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"2006-02-08 16:25:18 SpyderSE88 you ignorant piece of sh*t. i bet you're some damned illiterite 2.0 GPA piece of sh*t who doesnt even know what jfk did." Last time I checked, George W. Bush didn't make this.
July 9th, 2006
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-2 for taste. +5 for OMG. +2 for inciting hatred.
July 12th, 2006
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I feel sorry for the guy who spent 92 dollars on this. THis is a disgusting pile of festering garbage, the owner just isn't funny, that's not a sin, it's poor taste, but the guy who spend nearly 100 dollars to get it on top of a list, needs to be voted off the species.
July 15th, 2006
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The only reason he made this is because you got all so f*cking pissed about it. Get the sticks out of your asses, this is the internet. There's more offensive stuff on TV.
July 18th, 2006
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Disgusting
July 23rd, 2006
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omg, your f*cking sick
July 24th, 2006
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Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back and to the left, Back an...
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Genius.
August 2nd, 2006
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That's about as low as you can get.
August 2nd, 2006
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bad taste
August 2nd, 2006
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Down voted for America.
August 2nd, 2006
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This is disgusting. You're a horrible person.
August 2nd, 2006
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what's wrong with you?
August 2nd, 2006
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I hope you die!
August 2nd, 2006
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wow 5 for being the first person in YEARS to offend me. winner.
August 2nd, 2006
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Almost posted a 2.. but +2 bonus for all the comments of HEADSHOT, YEAAAH, BOOM HEADSHOT!.. y'know, ya run faster with a knife BTW
August 2nd, 2006
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Scumbag
August 2nd, 2006
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August 2nd, 2006
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Hey! Good job! Not only is it poorly made, its also offensive! I have to say, you really have a knack for that Teknorat.
August 2nd, 2006
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f*g
August 2nd, 2006
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To ChivalrousRex: I think you actually run fastest if you have the scout out.
August 2nd, 2006
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It may have been funny if done differently. As it is, yay you, you linked two gifs of attrocious event in US history. Why wansn't the NEDM video in there too for good measure. Or some bodies being dumped into pits from the holocaust footage. I mean, seriously, you could have feasibly made this a funny somehow.
August 2nd, 2006
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Clarification: 9/11 has been made fun of, so has JFK. I just didn't think you did a good job on this. 9/11 Zidane FTW.
August 2nd, 2006
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um, not that funny. decent graphics
August 2nd, 2006
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I would've 5'd if it wasn't for teh 9/11 tie. Not funny, especially to a NYC resident and an OIF combat veteran...
August 2nd, 2006
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die
August 2nd, 2006
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last time I checked sadism wasnt that cool
August 2nd, 2006
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anyone rating over 1 star is a f*cking f*ggot.
August 2nd, 2006
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1d
August 2nd, 2006
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Seriously uncool
August 3rd, 2006
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Why the hell would you make fun of Jfk?
August 3rd, 2006
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got balls? got balls. Teknorat is the only person who can teabag without taking his pants off.
August 3rd, 2006
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5'd because I 5 any ytmnd with donations.
August 3rd, 2006
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Unspeakably poor taste.
August 3rd, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 3rd, 2006
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I love Bill Hicks as much as the next guy but good lord, he didn't invent "back and to the left." The execution (lol) on this is kind of clumsy, but I can't hate a JFK911 site.
August 3rd, 2006
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August 3rd, 2006
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YOU SEE THAT PEOPLE? inkdrinker DOESN'T HATE IT.
August 3rd, 2006
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that's not even funny.
August 3rd, 2006
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"YOU SEE THAT PEOPLE? inkdrinker DOESN'T HATE IT." To quote Eminem, "well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you too". Being tasteless and offensive is fine, as long as you're funny. This isn't. NEDM.
August 3rd, 2006
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LMFAO
August 3rd, 2006
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garbage
August 3rd, 2006
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*gasp*
August 3rd, 2006
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gg america = rwnt
August 3rd, 2006
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Tactless... who sponsored this?
August 3rd, 2006
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damn, i guarantee a republican donated that money those rich idiot bastards..
August 3rd, 2006
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Too soon, too stupid.
August 3rd, 2006
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This isn't even funny. All you did was try to shock the average user. Congratulations, you have absolutely no talent.
August 3rd, 2006
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Holy sh*t! I ain't even american and that is too far!
August 3rd, 2006
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you suck
August 3rd, 2006
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No.
August 3rd, 2006
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hay guyz its a conspiracy. also cocks
August 3rd, 2006
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A nice perversion of two American tragedies I guess? Tasteless and humorless. Well done on both accounts you douche.
August 3rd, 2006
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so bad, yet so good.
August 3rd, 2006
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This site can burn in hell........2 tragedies.........go to hell. And whoever sponsored this, go get raped, and whoever faved or 5'd this, I hope you die.
August 3rd, 2006
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stupid and/or whack
August 3rd, 2006
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I love sites that make people reveal their opinions, because they're generally impulsive and stupid. And look! People want you damned for your tactlessness. The real genius of this YTMND is that it brings idiots and their stupid opinions out of their closets. For creating this, I love you.
August 3rd, 2006
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PS: I love you whether or not you realized what you were doing.
August 3rd, 2006
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Heh. JFK's Brain Bits did WTC
August 3rd, 2006
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August 4th, 2006
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not funny
August 4th, 2006
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allegory 7
August 4th, 2006
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this is some seriously f*cked up sh*t... 5'd
August 4th, 2006
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ooh, conspiracy. 2'd.
August 4th, 2006
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so his head was flying through the air for like 20 years....dont make fun of that yet
August 4th, 2006
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Um.. yeah... 1'ed.... you'll get a 5 if I see a picture of your funeral
August 4th, 2006
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August 4th, 2006
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You know, this is sick and wrong in MY opinion. And that's saying a lot.
August 4th, 2006
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OMG TOO SOON!!! hahah cockf*gs this is awesome, thank you for donating. =)
August 4th, 2006
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ALSO I WAS VOTE NUMBER 911 LOL
August 4th, 2006
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lol dead kennedy
August 4th, 2006
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just not funny
August 4th, 2006
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lol
August 4th, 2006
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The funniest thing about this YTMND is not the animation, its the comments! LOL BOOM HEADSHOT!! Holy sh*t thats funny!1
August 4th, 2006
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Needs more Doom music.
August 5th, 2006
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Oh. My. God. That is AMAZING! So, graphics could be a little tighter, but the idea is mind-blowing (pun not intended!)
August 5th, 2006
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Just because people are getting upset over something that there is no need to get upset about.
August 5th, 2006
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This is so sick and wrong
August 5th, 2006
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Not exactly apprpriate, but funny. Doesn't bug me, I'm not exactly attached to the US presidents.
August 5th, 2006
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LMAO you need a big sence of humor to really apreciat this. Don't listen to any crybaby pussies that say it's harsh. If you can try to put more tragedies in it
August 5th, 2006
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why does this have 100,000+ views...and why is there 23 favorites?? to the people who favd this, you will die
August 5th, 2006
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HAHAH 2 birds with one stone. BOOM HEADSHOT!!
August 5th, 2006
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Awful. Just awful. Not funny. Not original. Just awful.
August 5th, 2006
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August 6th, 2006
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1, not for content, but for self-sponsorship. You can claim "I'm funding YTMND," which you are, but don't be gay and put it on your own YTMND so it can get more views when otherwise it would be in the downvote crapper. Put it on one of max's ones, or hell, on someone elses that you think is funny but doesn't get enough views. But your own? laaaaame
August 6th, 2006
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"You'll get a 5 if I see a picture of your funeral" LOL!
August 6th, 2006
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I knew it all along! IT WAS KENNEDY WHO BLEW UP THE TWIN TOWERS AND 2PACS SECRET SERVICE HID THE INFO FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!1111
August 6th, 2006
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:(
August 6th, 2006
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I'm not massivly offended, but..it just isn't funny. Or clever. Or anything. And spending that much on such an awful YTMND is just sad.
August 6th, 2006
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I'm gonna jack off to this. I love it!
August 7th, 2006
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I'm such a horrible person.
August 7th, 2006
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No, just, no. Too far methinks ^^
August 7th, 2006
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umm....no
August 7th, 2006
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tasteless.
August 8th, 2006
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you fail at life
August 8th, 2006
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...
August 8th, 2006
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Lol mean. 5.
August 8th, 2006
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People bitch too much about sh*t like this. 5'd because you're ballsy and I like that AND because 90% of the people here are whiny little c*nts.
August 9th, 2006
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FYAD
August 9th, 2006
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I gave you four stars because you are expressing free speech and apparently, other people who take offense to it must not like free speech ;). Oh, and I would of fived it but you forgot to add in "The Aristocrats" at the end.
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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lol i only read the first few comments but most people are more pissed off at JFK getting killed then the 1000's in the twin towers. :(
August 9th, 2006
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you're a moron
August 9th, 2006
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So, i'm guessing it was a stolen credit card. Nice job *ssh*l*e. Way to be neither funny nor intelligent.
August 9th, 2006
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Spending money on YTMND keeps the users off the streets. Please, donate today to save a starving YTMNDer.
August 9th, 2006
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It just occured to me that JFK's scalp takes an AWEFUL long time to reach New York from Texas. I mean damn, 38 years!
August 9th, 2006
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Fall in a hole. A hole filled with spikes.
August 9th, 2006
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that is....graphic u horrible bastard
August 9th, 2006
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drink bleach, play in traffic, cut a vein out
August 10th, 2006
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Nothing justifies this. Not even presidential music.
August 10th, 2006
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lolz, world trade center
August 10th, 2006
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wow what an awful one
August 11th, 2006
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I'm not really offended, I'm just.. surprised that someone would make the special effort just to offend people. I mean, why don't you have the rubble cause some tsunamis?
August 11th, 2006
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Well actually PastorTravis the first version was simply a really bad YTMND with no offense meant. THe outcry was such that I decided to offend further. The second edition originally involved the tower falling over and anally raping Mother Theresa's corpse.
August 11th, 2006
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I three this for one reason, not because I'm some COMMIE, but because you have donated ALOT to YTMND.
August 11th, 2006
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Kinda messed up, but amusing nonetheless.
August 12th, 2006
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LOL, all you need now is some good Abraham Lincoln footage.
August 12th, 2006
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cry babies of america
August 12th, 2006
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This is terrible and should be deleted as soon as possible. All those people says "lol Americans" too: wow. If you give this piece of crap a 5 you have to have something seriously seriously wrong with you.
August 12th, 2006
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5 for your lack of soul and f*g comment bashing
August 13th, 2006
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You sir are a very sick individual, you deserve to be chemically castrated so your stupitidy and insensitivity to to loss of human life both on a single scale (JFK) and on a massive cale (Twin Towers). You have no heart and deserve to have every bad thing that could possibly happen to you in life in fact, happen to you....twice...
August 13th, 2006
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you people make me sick seriously its not even funny
August 13th, 2006
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=(
August 13th, 2006
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not cool dude.
August 14th, 2006
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your an *ssh*l*e. die.
August 14th, 2006
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This is a colossal waste of money..
August 14th, 2006
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who the f*ck gets offended on the internet?
August 14th, 2006
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The ytmnd itself isn't funny, but some of the "OMG U R A BAD PERSUN" comments are. So, a 2.
August 15th, 2006
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So, Tek.. are you supporting the israeli treaty conspiracy? It's where JFK got killed because he tried to usurp that treaty.
August 15th, 2006
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Nope.
August 15th, 2006
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sucks sh*t
August 16th, 2006
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5 just cause it offended so many people
August 16th, 2006
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I bet if it was a ytmnd about some OTHER country it wouldn't matter. Bloody hypocripts.
August 16th, 2006
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you bastard
August 18th, 2006
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lololol holy sh*t wtf dude if you want to make it even more offensive put up Lisa McPhearsons decaying dead face. omg 5 for making SO many crybabies upset.
August 18th, 2006
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Lame.
August 18th, 2006
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you can't be fu.cking serious, you're worthless
August 18th, 2006
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Tee hee. Not great, but funny.
August 18th, 2006
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I can deal with poor taste in subject matter, but sponsoring your own ytmnd is like laughing at your own jokes. Every one else is laughing to, but it's at you.
August 18th, 2006
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And fosforix said he likes balls. he also like your ytmnd......... hmmm...
August 18th, 2006
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also c*cks.........
August 19th, 2006
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DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DA DUNNN DUN
August 19th, 2006
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What a waist of so much money.
August 20th, 2006
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disgusting
August 20th, 2006
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sgfdssgfSdddd
August 20th, 2006
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I don't see why you made this but +2 for donating a shiite load of money.
August 20th, 2006
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hahahah, priceless. and timeless
August 21st, 2006
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Fived!
August 21st, 2006
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who the hell would pay for this? this is sick.
August 21st, 2006
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+5 for pissing off so many sensitive f*gs, -2 for using ":P" twice in one goddamn sentence.
August 22nd, 2006
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doesn't offend me, just don't think it's funny, sorry. animation could use some work too
August 22nd, 2006
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your an *ssh*l*e. when you die, I hope everybody who was killed in 9/11 + JFK eat your reproductive organs and then set your eyeballs on fire.
August 23rd, 2006
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dick! ARe yee not American!?
August 23rd, 2006
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Hahaha
August 24th, 2006
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Oh sh*t! Twice as offensive!
August 24th, 2006
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5'd because you pissed off stupid patriotic morons.
August 24th, 2006
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also im glad 9/11 happened, thousands of people are killed in war torn countries around the world every day, americans lose 3000 and and think they're special
August 24th, 2006
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f*ck you
August 25th, 2006
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DO NOT WANT.
August 26th, 2006
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JFK was just another womanizing *ssh*l*e that happened to get good press prior to the 'press' on his noggin' and oppose cartain political views. Too bad he couldn't keep his dick away from a perfect excuse to excecute his complacent *ss on record. Maybe he should've checked his INSTRUMENTS!!1!eleven
August 26th, 2006
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lol, upvote. Just because I care.
August 29th, 2006
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haha, i laughed the the first JFK one that came out, and it was good i laughed at this one too, it was JUST as good props to you
August 29th, 2006
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You're kidding me, right?
August 30th, 2006
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5'd. wow you people take sh*t way too seriously. this doesn't make sense its ok to be racist as f*ck and make fun of everything else but its not ok to laugh at this? wow.
August 30th, 2006
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looks like i'm the only american who finds 9/11 funny.
August 31st, 2006
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wow go to hell
September 5th, 2006
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Yar, ye be walking the plank (dick). Set a course for a better ytmnd!
September 5th, 2006
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zomg thats horrible
September 5th, 2006
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I'm American and I'm not really offended or anything, but this is just kind of strange.
September 6th, 2006
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This is quite possibly the best ytmnd ever made.
September 7th, 2006
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terrible, hope you find a "boom headshot" right between your eyes.
September 7th, 2006
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thats not funny man
September 7th, 2006
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Donating to your own ytmnd..
September 7th, 2006
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1d cuz you sponsored your own site
September 9th, 2006
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It is important to note that there is no hell.
September 9th, 2006
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It is also important that we try and save as many New Yorkers as possible if there is another attack there. Yet, I dont know how to help.
September 9th, 2006
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But the song is good. It belongs to Rufus Shinra. Or does it...? No, it does not.
September 9th, 2006
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XD XD XD the funniest sh*t i have ever seen
September 10th, 2006
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double whammy
September 11th, 2006
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Funny when people say making fun of jfk assasination is cruel and f*cked up. Simpsons has done parodies of lincoln assasination, and that's a lot older, I'm sure no one has a problem with that.
September 11th, 2006
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I thought the original was funny but this just sick. So 3, split vote.
September 12th, 2006
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http://fyad.ytmnd.com
September 12th, 2006
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one of the more offinsive things ive seen
September 12th, 2006
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hilarious
September 12th, 2006
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JFK sucked ass, but this is still not cool.
September 12th, 2006
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wtf dude
September 14th, 2006
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LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA LOL AMERICA
September 15th, 2006
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win
September 15th, 2006
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what's left of jfk's head wins the internet
September 15th, 2006
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Meh, poor taste indeed.
September 15th, 2006
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It's really not funny as a ytmnd, but pissing off rednecks is, so a 3!
September 17th, 2006
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Unlike most of the comments: I'm not giving this a 1 because JFK was a good president, nor because of 9-11.. I'm giving it a 1 because it's random, but not in a funny or cool way.
September 17th, 2006
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Er.. Now 1'd
September 17th, 2006
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Yeah, man. 50 years is too soon to be making jokes about a dead guy. :( Lol, Steve Irwin is an exception.
September 18th, 2006
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Distasteful.
September 18th, 2006
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theres just certain things that aren't fair game- even for YTMND/internets
September 19th, 2006
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Self-sponsoring is retarded.
September 20th, 2006
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that is just unbelievably offensive...burn in hell @$$hole
September 20th, 2006
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Not even Doom music...
September 21st, 2006
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5 for gratuitous violence
October 29th, 2008
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5 for pissing people off
September 21st, 2006
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Some people have too much money to throw around, wow.
September 23rd, 2006
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who ever is wasting money on this should be shot
October 3rd, 2006
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5'd to piss off the people who 1'd it to be "patriotic".
October 8th, 2006
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you just made an offensive ytmnd to get attention, you don't really mean it...nice life
October 15th, 2006
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"It's still too soon to be making fun of the JFK assassination. Try again in 50 years." hey teknorat.
October 18th, 2006
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I am not anti-american, and I really think what happened to the guy was terrible. But this is possibly one of the greatest YTMNDs of all time. If yuo do not / can not get the joke, it's entirely your loss.
October 19th, 2006
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you lose at life.
October 19th, 2006
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that's some funny sh*t
November 8th, 2006
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God I love this for some reason
November 15th, 2006
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-1 for making fun of JFK -1 for making fun of WTC +5 for such high sponsorship for such a sh*tty ms paint animation
November 23rd, 2006
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I JUST CAME SO HARD MY DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBORS NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHEETS. I GUARANTEE IT.
December 23rd, 2006
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5 for mentally raping the weak-minded sheep..... :-D
December 26th, 2006
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Commi
December 29th, 2006
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nope
February 4th, 2007
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I wasn't really offended, until it occurred to me that you were being offensive just for the sake of being offensive. That's offensive.
February 23rd, 2007
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JFK one was alright...WTC is messed up
March 4th, 2007
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Makes me feel really akward
March 17th, 2007
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Did I mention that this YTMND is the sh*t>?
March 26th, 2007
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wow
March 26th, 2007
(-1)
1'd for dissin' USA MOTHA F*CKER
March 27th, 2007
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quit trying to make crappy insults to the greatest nation in the world just because your mad that your country is not and never will be better than the usa.
March 29th, 2007
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5 because sparking huge argument.... over a ytmnd. you win at the internet
March 29th, 2007
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you rile people up better than the illegitimate offspring of a three-way between Eminem, David Duke and the corpse of Princesses Di. There's something to that.
April 3rd, 2007
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http://wonka911.ytmnd.com/
April 22nd, 2007
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win, epic win
May 15th, 2007
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well now i understand all the hate towards teknorat, so teknorat(andross) you show your true form..
May 16th, 2007
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o.o
July 3rd, 2007
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Still one of my favorite ytmnds of all time
September 11th, 2007
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wow very intersting
December 28th, 2007
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Best YTMND ever!
January 6th, 2008
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thats horrible
January 7th, 2008
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jfk did 9/11
July 5th, 2008
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he's right it is 2wice as offesive
August 19th, 2009
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It's on Sponsored All Time. Hail to the Chief indeed.
March 24th, 2015
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I remember being shocked at this 10 years ago. But I couldn't get this YTMND out of my head. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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