The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
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A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.
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Kishkumen
January 11th, 2006
2:25:58 AM CST
(0)
Max is wise, and deals well. Lindsay is free! shesfree.ytmnd.com
Eessi
April 27th, 2008
4:17:49 PM CDT
(0)
Best site ever. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chunes
January 11th, 2006
2:26:05 AM CST
(2)
OMFG if I could 6 this I would. Goddamn it they should raise the max rating to six just for this site! You WIN. You hear me?! You W-I-N the internet.
ohneat
January 11th, 2006
2:26:45 AM CST
(0)
Awesome. Nice work.
ottervomit
January 11th, 2006
2:30:46 AM CST
(1)
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen/heard!
Six
January 11th, 2006
2:30:46 AM CST
(2)
For some reason, I listen to the whole thing, rolling r's included.
lanedek
January 11th, 2006
2:31:26 AM CST
(0)
u should win an oscar for this. greatest ytmnd evar!!!!!!!
MAgresta713
January 11th, 2006
2:32:02 AM CST
(0)
haha awesome, awesome
Namzor
January 11th, 2006
2:32:52 AM CST
(0)
Five. Nice editing, and well played take on the events. Fiving as I listen.
YTMNDVETERAN
January 11th, 2006
2:33:06 AM CST
(-2)
Three, because you started with Shakespearian...moved to more of a Antonio Banderas Spain tongue...and then became more German at the end. But don't get me wrong, I loved it.
Kishkumen
January 11th, 2006
2:33:26 AM CST
(-1)
SO freakin win.
Chunes
January 11th, 2006
2:33:35 AM CST
(0)
It would have been funnier if you had actually LOLed instead of saying "lawl". ;)
YTMNDVETERAN
January 11th, 2006
2:34:06 AM CST
(0)
Actually, I give it a four. Oh, BTW: The Banderas-ish part was when you started whispering.
caligo
January 11th, 2006
2:34:38 AM CST
(0)
takes some patience to get through the whole thing but god, I nearly wet myself...
ottervomit
January 11th, 2006
2:35:44 AM CST
(3)
You should submit this to ebaumsworld
kroush
January 11th, 2006
2:39:48 AM CST
(0)
FTW
Namzor
January 11th, 2006
2:40:14 AM CST
(0)
Hehe yeah. Read Max's reply in a seperate YTMND. Follow it up with some music, maybe some explosions for good measure. We win.
LordSlack
January 11th, 2006
2:40:31 AM CST
(2)
Haha very professional. Much more professional than the letters themselves. Good Show.
DeuceDeuce
January 11th, 2006
2:41:01 AM CST
(1)
I logged in to 5. I know lots of people may say that for a lot of different ytmnds, but I thought it was well done. The acting dynamics in your voice really brought the character to life. LAWL
headshotmaster
January 11th, 2006
2:44:58 AM CST
(1)
I loled when he pronounced LOL as lawl.
CreamyDreams
January 11th, 2006
2:48:20 AM CST
(0)
Your authentic, unbridled thespian style is bloody brilliant!
elprogramer
January 11th, 2006
2:49:21 AM CST
(0)
This is perhaps the best use of this site. Ever.
izalithium
January 11th, 2006
2:54:42 AM CST
(0)
5 just for the effort. u have too much time, but this is too hilarious XD
tehpwner2
January 11th, 2006
2:54:44 AM CST
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This fad sucks
darkcraze
January 11th, 2006
2:56:52 AM CST
(0)
It's funny because it's so exaggerated. I love it.
SeiferA
January 11th, 2006
3:00:48 AM CST
(0)
Why isn't this in the top 5? THIS DESERVES NUMBER ONE NOW DAMN IT. It brought a tear to my eye. Encore, dear sir. EN. CORE!!!! *huge applause*
John0x
January 11th, 2006
3:01:15 AM CST
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Very Enjoyable, You my friend are the most worthy of us all...you did however beat me to the punch, i was going to poke much fun at this email in alost the sameway..good thing i researched it...bravo bravo
TheFatKid
January 11th, 2006
3:03:11 AM CST
(0)
That f*cking owned.
iNFEKT
January 11th, 2006
3:04:07 AM CST
(0)
Tommandant
January 11th, 2006
3:05:23 AM CST
(0)
Ah, good old SNL days...
DaveKap
January 11th, 2006
3:06:35 AM CST
(0)
This is like that e-mail to Lowtax. I loved that. This is exceptional.
Symbolite
January 11th, 2006
3:07:08 AM CST
(0)
Wow, just wow, this was just awesome. You win.
Fangrel
January 11th, 2006
3:08:59 AM CST
(0)
BRAVO!
nickadeemus
January 11th, 2006
3:10:26 AM CST
(0)
omg.
southpark
January 11th, 2006
3:10:50 AM CST
(0)
Has anyone ever ion your life say this to you "YOU sir ROCK!" Neil Baumen is a total *sshole just like his sun
Bonemaster69
January 11th, 2006
3:11:08 AM CST
(0)
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
Cloudsicle
January 11th, 2006
3:12:12 AM CST
(0)
holy crap. actors studio.
Kishkumen
January 11th, 2006
3:16:17 AM CST
(0)
Can I give you five again, please?
LinkOcarinaMan
January 11th, 2006
3:16:36 AM CST
(0)
This is fantastic!!!! 5 for VICTORY!!!!
Dunkinbean
January 11th, 2006
3:18:30 AM CST
(0)
It's been done before (threats against lowtax lol) but this is still easily one of the best ytmnds to come out in months.
fxbx
January 11th, 2006
3:22:32 AM CST
(0)
insidious
liltimmyw
January 11th, 2006
3:27:47 AM CST
(0)
You win.
BetaCygni
January 11th, 2006
3:28:49 AM CST
(0)
effort in a ytmnd inconceivable!
Slyyam
January 11th, 2006
3:28:54 AM CST
(0)
wow - I can't believe you actually acted out that entire thing... and I can't believe I sat through it 0_0 Funny as hell, u winz
TheEvilTwin
January 11th, 2006
3:31:48 AM CST
(0)
Unlike other YTMNDs, this one has a British accent. :P
icyhot4life
January 11th, 2006
3:33:43 AM CST
(0)
submit to ebaumsworld ftw
Tulio
January 11th, 2006
3:34:41 AM CST
(0)
My god....just beautiful
JackHorner
January 11th, 2006
3:35:04 AM CST
(0)
OMFG YOU RULE THE INTERNET!!!!!! this was so well done and I laughed and smiled untill I died!!!!!
G13Link
January 11th, 2006
3:39:48 AM CST
(0)
Haven't laughed so hard in awhile. 5!
LocutusOfBorg
January 11th, 2006
3:39:49 AM CST
(0)
Oh.. My God.. That was hillarious..
Boredalot
January 11th, 2006
3:39:57 AM CST
(0)
This is right up there, nay, even BETTER than the PETA email reading!
MallowTS
January 11th, 2006
3:40:04 AM CST
(0)
the reading of "...LOL" was the best part. 5 for you.
TommyDreamer
January 11th, 2006
3:41:23 AM CST
(0)
PURE. f*ckING. GOLD.
Shorty-Longstrokin
January 11th, 2006
3:43:34 AM CST
(0)
BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! ENCORE!! ENCORE!! (LOL at "LOL"!)
kn32
January 11th, 2006
3:44:07 AM CST
(0)
BRAVO!!
Norman-238
January 11th, 2006
3:44:16 AM CST
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wow.
Woodchipper-Fornicat
January 11th, 2006
3:44:17 AM CST
(0)
I seriously almost had a heart attack. This is an incredible piece of work, haha.
wentonchan
January 11th, 2006
3:44:52 AM CST
(0)
Awwww, you didn't sound out BTW as Bitew. Still, 5 worthy.
FreeAgent2098
January 11th, 2006
3:47:37 AM CST
(0)
"Spectacular, of EPIC proportion" - New York Times "Legendary... is the only word." - Washington Post
iNFEKT
January 11th, 2006
3:47:47 AM CST
(0)
you do realize that you've just created your very own fad ..... congrats
Ultimacy
January 11th, 2006
3:48:23 AM CST
(0)
No doubt the best YTMND in a long time.
airbud
January 11th, 2006
3:50:32 AM CST
(1)
This is simply divine. By the way, what the hell is a Yiddish cup?
davidy
January 11th, 2006
3:55:11 AM CST
(0)
MADE OF WIN AND GOD!!!
Gmmr04
January 11th, 2006
3:56:47 AM CST
(0)
AWSOME!!!
BigHennessy64
January 11th, 2006
4:02:04 AM CST
(1)
Bravo my dear Boomaga sir, bravo indeed. Still, what the f*ck is a Yiddish cup?
wackybrak
January 11th, 2006
4:06:50 AM CST
(0)
sooooooooooooooo brilliant!!!
Realchaos1
January 11th, 2006
4:08:33 AM CST
(0)
common people... 5 it... it just deserves... the up most respect!
boomaga
January 11th, 2006
4:18:52 AM CST
(0)
I googled "Yiddish Cup", guessing that it might be something given to a boy at his bar mitzvah representing honesty or something. The only "yiddish cup" Google can find was a klezmer band.
Spo8
January 11th, 2006
4:22:25 AM CST
(0)
You win at acting. You win at YTMND. You win at life. 5/5
weetodded
January 11th, 2006
4:23:10 AM CST
(0)
you should be nominated for the oscars.
pie21
January 11th, 2006
4:23:56 AM CST
(0)
5!!! Maybe put a short interlude of clapping between letters? like making them 2 different scenes?
nuclearbastard
January 11th, 2006
4:25:19 AM CST
(0)
"Lowl!" LOL... 5'd
skrizach
January 11th, 2006
4:32:48 AM CST
(0)
this made my day, love it!
Amada
January 11th, 2006
4:32:56 AM CST
(0)
Word up.
bky1701
January 11th, 2006
4:34:19 AM CST
(0)
Wonderful! The best YTMND ever!
Backstab
January 11th, 2006
4:34:32 AM CST
(0)
5´d, would have been 6´d if there was an ebaum watermark ;)
ScndPistonHonda
January 11th, 2006
4:40:07 AM CST
(0)
wow wow wow
nosuke
January 11th, 2006
4:41:27 AM CST
(0)
Lol he complains about professionalism and spelling/grammer errors, yet he makes the same mistakes if you actrully looked at it lol. And due tell me, isnt it professional to check your clients creditablity before posting something on your site?, and if yo
nosuke
January 11th, 2006
4:42:49 AM CST
(0)
Cut)and it isnt professional to lie either, I mean if there was so many complaints on so much of your content and not look into it, You're either insanely stupid.. or lying, since he claims to be professional, i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy
Sarcose
January 11th, 2006
4:43:22 AM CST
(0)
I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THIS DESERVES HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF FIVES!
nosuke
January 11th, 2006
4:43:58 AM CST
(0)
cut)i'd say both, cause making fun of your enemy is; and i think everyone will agree.. HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL, congrats neil cause i know the FBI is reporting this to you, and i want them to tell you this "YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND PROFESSIONALISM" thank you an
Sarcose
January 11th, 2006
4:45:15 AM CST
(0)
I am sorry for the double post, but wow. You just... you blew me away at "Yiddish cup."
SenorAnderson
January 11th, 2006
4:45:17 AM CST
(0)
I liked how you said l-o-l and not lowl or laught out loud.
nosuke
January 11th, 2006
4:45:33 AM CST
(0)
cut)thank you and good day! 5'd cause it was the way i thought he sounded lol. btw sorry for my spelling/grammer errors and length of my post :D.
wick
January 11th, 2006
4:48:31 AM CST
(0)
i got high and listened to the whole thing right after reading the letters in the forums and laughed, bravo my dear man
smoothmedia
January 11th, 2006
4:59:11 AM CST
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As Neil would say.... LOL!
calltojohn
January 11th, 2006
5:01:19 AM CST
(0)
bravo, bravo *clap clap clap*
AngryRabbi
January 11th, 2006
5:02:47 AM CST
(0)
Nominated for 6 Tony awards!
mkomega
January 11th, 2006
5:03:43 AM CST
(0)
55555
JorgeMacD
January 11th, 2006
5:05:41 AM CST
(0)
XFD XFD
MeanGreenBean
January 11th, 2006
5:11:01 AM CST
(0)
A little long but very funny overall.
Takster
January 11th, 2006
5:13:30 AM CST
(0)
Well done.
Omgwtfpr0n
January 11th, 2006
5:17:41 AM CST
(0)
1000/5
ytmnd1337
January 11th, 2006
5:19:30 AM CST
(0)
"LOL!"
notnato
January 11th, 2006
5:20:19 AM CST
(0)
thank you so much.
Champ
January 11th, 2006
5:23:56 AM CST
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OMFG LOL! You are so awesome dude. One of the funniest YTMND's Ive ever seen. L-O-L made me almost choke on this ginger ale.
Shadowbolt
January 11th, 2006
5:39:03 AM CST
(0)
Proof that even with a smart guy's voice, the Baumans still sound like idiots.
mingebag
January 11th, 2006
5:43:22 AM CST
(0)
You ARE the man now. Dawg! LOLLE!
solis
January 11th, 2006
5:43:54 AM CST
(0)
I wonder how many times the hypocritical little computer nerd had to look at the dictionary for that little speech.
brain12
January 11th, 2006
5:50:50 AM CST
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I bet that even Mr.Bauman couldn't say anything bad about this one, considering that if he had said it out loud it wouldn't have sounded half as good.
PoL4RiZ
January 11th, 2006
5:52:24 AM CST
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Logged in just to five this. You're voice is freaking perfect for this, you must be a proffesional or something.
DJJest
January 11th, 2006
5:55:00 AM CST
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very nice
brain12
January 11th, 2006
5:56:20 AM CST
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By the way... People donate. Max might need the donations people, if he has to go to court that is... You better pay up, you all got him in this mess.
travmank
January 11th, 2006
5:57:02 AM CST
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haha very awesome
calltojohn
January 11th, 2006
5:57:14 AM CST
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http://everybreath.ytmnd.com yah
Nightbane
January 11th, 2006
5:59:38 AM CST
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Flawless victory.
TheAmazingRed
January 11th, 2006
6:14:23 AM CST
(0)
Pwnt.
Knuxer
January 11th, 2006
6:21:49 AM CST
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"Litteraly ran out the door...LOL" So awsome lol 5
BK-King
January 11th, 2006
6:23:11 AM CST
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Flawless Victory!
Kopaka88
January 11th, 2006
6:28:28 AM CST
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This is THE best YTMND ever!
calltojohn
January 11th, 2006
6:34:30 AM CST
(0)
http://cyberterrorists.ytmnd.com
Glyde
January 11th, 2006
6:36:12 AM CST
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Literally ran out the door. Lawl!
Dux00rs
January 11th, 2006
6:37:35 AM CST
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I used to do acting, but I don't have an American accent. This ytmnd for the winning lots of votes
Devhatesyou
January 11th, 2006
6:41:47 AM CST
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This deserves no less than a perfect 5.
NikeXTC
January 11th, 2006
6:50:00 AM CST
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Those mails from Neil were among the funniest things I have ever read =D
NeoSizer
January 11th, 2006
6:53:06 AM CST
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This. Rules. End of list.
lolitsmnkylzard
January 11th, 2006
6:58:51 AM CST
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YES. WIN. 5.
Bradley339
January 11th, 2006
7:04:09 AM CST
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WHOA!!!! 5 for you!!!!!!
calltojohn
January 11th, 2006
7:09:10 AM CST
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boy i just cant stop advertising, these are too fun. http://nocomma.ytmnd.com
jmck0320
January 11th, 2006
7:13:42 AM CST
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The best YTMND of all time.
Michaeru
January 11th, 2006
7:13:44 AM CST
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eBaumsWorld Inc. is being in the real world? It is a corporation that is making money with having a WEBSITE, ON TEH INTERNETS!!! Also, it represitive curses around just like any "unloved pre-teenager" does.
TehParkingStones
January 11th, 2006
7:30:45 AM CST
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tehpwner2, shut the f*ck up.
Blackmagic
January 11th, 2006
7:40:14 AM CST
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An excellent YTMND with great voice acting. And I most certainly oppose anyone who wishes to steal the hard work of other people.
Wolfmight
January 11th, 2006
7:41:08 AM CST
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Amazing Voice Work...it sounds like an actor in a film.
Shadowbolt
January 11th, 2006
7:43:03 AM CST
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You know what's funny about this? These Bauman idiots try to sound like they're geniuses, but end up sounding no smarter than a console fanboy on GameFAQs.
smiddy
January 11th, 2006
7:48:16 AM CST
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No YTMND has ever made me laugh this much. Totally unexpected and superb.
GeoffRivers
January 11th, 2006
7:51:38 AM CST
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That was thoroughly brilliant. Well done. You've got quite the talent for delivery.
DubbaEwwTeeEff
January 11th, 2006
7:52:35 AM CST
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FIVE POUNDS AND SEVENTY-NINE PENCE
GeoffRivers
January 11th, 2006
7:53:17 AM CST
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I feel all classy now
SuperficialBob
January 11th, 2006
7:53:53 AM CST
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Haha, what kind of tool uses "LOL" and "BTW" in an attempt at a formal email.
Mire
January 11th, 2006
8:04:06 AM CST
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
rawbe
January 11th, 2006
8:06:47 AM CST
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This was so f*cking funny I had to make this: http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/ LAWL!
Meatchunks
January 11th, 2006
8:08:38 AM CST
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awesome voice talent
OzzieAlThor
January 11th, 2006
8:13:03 AM CST
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Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! If you had a hat I'd throw some change in it. All that and only "choose" at the end was wrong. It's supposed to be the "past tense" version of the word.
ihavespaceballs
January 11th, 2006
8:24:34 AM CST
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Really nice voice acting. 5.
Supermanisme
January 11th, 2006
8:29:10 AM CST
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5
Stevey666
January 11th, 2006
8:30:26 AM CST
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Awesome.
Mirokunite
January 11th, 2006
8:30:58 AM CST
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Hahaha, good show.
SilentSwan
January 11th, 2006
8:31:38 AM CST
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You Sir are in the realms of the greatest Shakespearean actors! I laughed and I cried, Bravo!
Rufus8907
January 11th, 2006
8:52:13 AM CST
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Beyond great.
MN1214
January 11th, 2006
8:56:48 AM CST
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Incredible great!
trazcure
January 11th, 2006
8:57:46 AM CST
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GREATEST YTMND EVER!!!! LOL!!!!
Binky
January 11th, 2006
9:01:02 AM CST
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This is quite impressive I must say. The whole intro is well put togethere, and I can't help cracking up when hearing your lovely accent Definate 5.
painindaglavin
January 11th, 2006
9:05:18 AM CST
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f*cking brilliant
calltojohn
January 11th, 2006
9:14:37 AM CST
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One more: http://baumangrammar.ytmnd.com OK OK I'm done.
yofingoF
January 11th, 2006
9:22:18 AM CST
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lol
mingebag
January 11th, 2006
9:22:38 AM CST
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You ARE the man now. Dawg! LOLLE!
SirLemming
January 11th, 2006
9:26:49 AM CST
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"You should submit this to ebaumsworld" Seconded. It only barely qualifies as harrassment and it's definitely legal.
crimsonsnake
January 11th, 2006
9:28:36 AM CST
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XD, this was ffing brilliant, it sounded just the way it sounded in my head when i first read it
St205
January 11th, 2006
9:29:21 AM CST
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Bravo! Bravo! Viva boomaga and YTMND!
dropthehammer
January 11th, 2006
9:29:22 AM CST
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you sir are god
o0Ender0o
January 11th, 2006
9:32:15 AM CST
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A VERY MOVING PERFORMANCE! A FIVE TO YOU, SIR! ENCORE! ENCORE!
msmarceau
January 11th, 2006
9:39:19 AM CST
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That's dead sexy.
msmarceau
January 11th, 2006
9:41:12 AM CST
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So dead sexy that I forgot to vote. D'oh.
boomaga
January 11th, 2006
9:44:35 AM CST
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thanks to Rawbe, I can't stop laughing : http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com
Krade
January 11th, 2006
9:47:50 AM CST
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Thank you soooooo much for reading it instead of using Microsoft Sam or some other crap. That was awesome. Strangely, we don't get to hear the true voice of YTMNDers often.
KefkaPalooza
January 11th, 2006
9:50:41 AM CST
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Shakespearean brilliance. That's all I can say. Max's reply. NAO.
smeltman
January 11th, 2006
9:50:55 AM CST
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I love you.
csartanis
January 11th, 2006
9:51:24 AM CST
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VERY NICE
Generalgm
January 11th, 2006
9:54:18 AM CST
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::stands up applauding:: here here! 5
Shen
January 11th, 2006
9:58:06 AM CST
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Down in front!
ShadowIncarnate
January 11th, 2006
10:03:52 AM CST
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Nice reading!
Skullers
January 11th, 2006
10:04:12 AM CST
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TALENT
Snaxe
January 11th, 2006
10:05:43 AM CST
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wtf? lol
TiredFad
January 11th, 2006
10:08:02 AM CST
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5'd, just because of the way you say "lol"
dustinthewind
January 11th, 2006
10:09:53 AM CST
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE YTMND EVER YOU WIN
audiopirate
January 11th, 2006
10:18:14 AM CST
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This is great.
YourTheCoconutMan
January 11th, 2006
10:19:44 AM CST
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greatest YTMND EVER, I have to ask, do you have your own sound studio or something?!
Jesus666
January 11th, 2006
10:21:06 AM CST
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mauser
January 11th, 2006
10:21:24 AM CST
(0)
HAVE A GREAT DAY.
koios
January 11th, 2006
10:22:31 AM CST
(0)
Genius.
Spraypainsos
January 11th, 2006
10:23:25 AM CST
(0)
This is the best YTMND ever.
fireing
January 11th, 2006
10:23:32 AM CST
(0)
yes Genius man
Terjay
January 11th, 2006
10:23:36 AM CST
(0)
Best acting ever!!11onehundredandeleven
JobberMcJob
January 11th, 2006
10:24:00 AM CST
(0)
WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WombatJuice
January 11th, 2006
10:31:09 AM CST
(0)
I'll pay you to read at my funeral. o_o I'll double it if you can incorporate "Lawl" too.
TerminalFreeze
January 11th, 2006
10:32:05 AM CST
(0)
lmfao.
TehBeefah
January 11th, 2006
10:32:59 AM CST
(0)
"Lawl!" You win the internet, sir!
jmck0320
January 11th, 2006
10:33:35 AM CST
(0)
eBaum is full of crap.
Branduil
January 11th, 2006
10:33:44 AM CST
(0)
I loved it.
stevewiser1
January 11th, 2006
10:36:29 AM CST
(0)
you win at the interweb sir.
mantenna
January 11th, 2006
10:38:54 AM CST
(0)
LOL!!! awesome acting man
LupinTheThird
January 11th, 2006
10:39:17 AM CST
(0)
BRILLIANT!!!! But, alas, If only we could have paid Sean Connery for a reading...sigh.
thehyecircus
January 11th, 2006
10:41:31 AM CST
(0)
Wonderful!
Eternalnightwind
January 11th, 2006
10:47:31 AM CST
(0)
Lawl towards Ebaum, the "professional" *sshole.
gsutphin11
January 11th, 2006
10:51:12 AM CST
(0)
hooray
MrShotgun
January 11th, 2006
10:52:14 AM CST
(0)
this is simply amazing. i've seen awesome ytmnds, but this is a whole new level
airbornebryan
January 11th, 2006
10:54:06 AM CST
(0)
James Paedesten from GTA: San Andreas FTW
nossr50
January 11th, 2006
10:56:00 AM CST
(0)
Hall of fame
poser
January 11th, 2006
10:56:13 AM CST
(0)
What a splendid sound the human speech can exude when employed by someone so masterfully. Bravo.
Kyera
January 11th, 2006
11:02:48 AM CST
(0)
Smells like five.
SemtexJack
January 11th, 2006
11:02:55 AM CST
(0)
LOL
Akrady
January 11th, 2006
11:05:03 AM CST
(0)
Excellent, Good sir I have no idea how the hells you pulled off such a thing. Five stars!
wombat-slayer
January 11th, 2006
11:09:52 AM CST
(0)
5 starred. good stuff sir!
jp2m5
January 11th, 2006
11:10:33 AM CST
(0)
Watch out dude, you might piss off Eric's dad.
RySenkari
January 11th, 2006
11:13:43 AM CST
(0)
Very Monty Python-esque. I lurve it.
Askir28
January 11th, 2006
11:15:00 AM CST
(0)
This is real big cinema!
CompileError
January 11th, 2006
11:16:48 AM CST
(0)
Best. Ever. I listened to the whole thing. The "yiddish cup" part had me in tears
KvanCetre
January 11th, 2006
11:16:52 AM CST
(0)
THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
KinCryos
January 11th, 2006
11:20:19 AM CST
(0)
eBaum has no right to go to the FBI what with their content with hate-crimes. Read their first Hate Mail
Qtamo
January 11th, 2006
11:20:57 AM CST
(-3)
That man cannot be his father."lol", "BTW"...
kietotheworld
January 11th, 2006
11:22:24 AM CST
(0)
You sir, are a comedic genius.
Zombee
January 11th, 2006
11:27:58 AM CST
(0)
I could listen to your voice all day. Haw! This is awesome. You sound like you're actually in front of an audience!
shadow623
January 11th, 2006
11:28:06 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant.
Butmac
January 11th, 2006
11:29:55 AM CST
(0)
Absolutely amazing work of art, bravo and encore.
SCHLANGEMANN
January 11th, 2006
11:32:46 AM CST
(0)
Awesome!!
LOLTAX
January 11th, 2006
11:34:42 AM CST
(0)
and i thought MISTER R KYANKA was the best one
LeninousMinious
January 11th, 2006
11:37:45 AM CST
(0)
Brilliant voice acting.
ixian
January 11th, 2006
11:41:05 AM CST
(0)
hoho
monkeytrousers
January 11th, 2006
11:45:33 AM CST
(0)
bravo
Reaul
January 11th, 2006
11:46:27 AM CST
(0)
Frigging Hilarious. Especially the 2nd email. 5'd
Tombsy
January 11th, 2006
11:49:36 AM CST
(0)
F1V3
ohneat
January 11th, 2006
11:51:53 AM CST
(0)
I've been listening to this for the past 30 minutes and it's just awesome.
exxon
January 11th, 2006
11:52:02 AM CST
(0)
YOU WIN, GOOD DAY SIR!!!
Slappyfrog
January 11th, 2006
11:56:26 AM CST
(0)
This calls for a six out of five. Best YTMND ever.
dasmeek
January 11th, 2006
11:57:54 AM CST
(0)
LAWL!
ArtieTheStrongestMan
January 11th, 2006
11:59:24 AM CST
(0)
I was about to turn it off and 3 you... but then you said "LAWL!" Very good.
the-cox
January 11th, 2006
12:04:12 PM CST
(0)
****ING YES!
DLamas87
January 11th, 2006
12:06:36 PM CST
(0)
oh dear god that was funny.. you sir are one hell of a nerd haha, but ridiculously funny
GDK
January 11th, 2006
12:07:06 PM CST
(1)
"literaly ran out the door...LOL" Hahaha
newguy02
January 11th, 2006
12:08:21 PM CST
(0)
...you should really consider professional acting, you're quite good. 5/5 :-D
flairflop
January 11th, 2006
12:23:37 PM CST
(0)
LOL, I was about to 1 this, then I turned my speakers on.
scs
January 11th, 2006
12:26:31 PM CST
(0)
GOLD! f*ckING GOLD!
zmillacopkilla
January 11th, 2006
12:29:49 PM CST
(0)
I love it, GG
zmillacopkilla
January 11th, 2006
12:31:43 PM CST
(0)
i agree you have a great speaking voice, and should go into acting :)
Kusgam
January 11th, 2006
12:39:51 PM CST
(0)
This is made of Win and God.
capnkrunk86
January 11th, 2006
12:43:19 PM CST
(0)
LAWL!
nichenbach
January 11th, 2006
12:44:28 PM CST
(0)
Quite hilarious... it adds a lot to the bombastic nature of the e-mail itself.
deffkvlt
January 11th, 2006
12:44:49 PM CST
(0)
You have a magnificent voice "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!"
deffkvlt
January 11th, 2006
12:46:38 PM CST
(0)
"LOL!" Amazing.
phuzzz
January 11th, 2006
12:48:01 PM CST
(0)
I have just registered an account for the sole purpose of five-ing this ytmnd.
LordXanthus
January 11th, 2006
12:48:28 PM CST
(0)
This is, without a doubt, one of the best YTMNDs I have ever seen. The voice acting was pure brilliance!
josko
January 11th, 2006
12:49:46 PM CST
(0)
Needs medieval version!
Zalien
January 11th, 2006
12:50:01 PM CST
(0)
rofl, this is flawlessly done.
KCCool
January 11th, 2006
12:50:39 PM CST
(0)
omg yes
phan
January 11th, 2006
12:57:20 PM CST
(0)
Absolutely superbly done, astoundingly gook job. I completely agree with those who aforementioned that you should go into Drama. :)
Allah
January 11th, 2006
12:57:49 PM CST
(0)
Amazing! Rolling r's had me going! Huzzah cyber-freedom-fighters!
phan
January 11th, 2006
12:58:40 PM CST
(0)
^^ good*
msmarceau
January 11th, 2006
12:59:29 PM CST
(0)
I've listened to this, like, 24 times now and it's still making me giggle.
scs
January 11th, 2006
1:02:29 PM CST
(1)
Seriously, who IS "Neil Bauman." Why would ERIC BAUMAN PRETEND TO BE HIS OWN FATHER?? WOULD HIS FATHER ACTUALLY USE "LOL" IN AN EMAIL ?? HIS ENTIRE MODUS OPERANDI IS SO MESSED UP HERE.
LeetDragon
January 11th, 2006
1:07:32 PM CST
(0)
wow... 50000000000000..../5
Speedy
January 11th, 2006
1:18:06 PM CST
(0)
I would give this a 5 if my stars weren't screwed up right now.
gordonfan
January 11th, 2006
1:18:12 PM CST
(0)
awesome voice acting. its like shakesphere
MacGyver0
January 11th, 2006
1:21:04 PM CST
(0)
Great acting, you're a real pro.
TerraChronicle
January 11th, 2006
1:25:11 PM CST
(1)
I would give you a Yiddish cup, if I had one, and if I knew what the f*ck a Yiddish cup is.
AngryBrian
January 11th, 2006
1:27:31 PM CST
(0)
Bravo!
gazm2k5
January 11th, 2006
1:29:03 PM CST
(0)
how cud this not get a 5!
fr4ncium
January 11th, 2006
1:30:01 PM CST
(0)
A couple of dropped words, but that was freaking hilarious! You should also do a slightly different version with "creative license" because I really wanted to hear you say "GOOD DAY SIR!" at the end of the second letter. hahaha GJ
Terjay
January 11th, 2006
1:32:01 PM CST
(0)
You should take up voice acting. Really, go for it.
bandinator666
January 11th, 2006
1:33:42 PM CST
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