The Bauman E-mails: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: January 11th, 2006
The Bauman E-mails:  A Dramatic Reading
A reading of Neil Bauman's emails to Max Goldberg on Jan 10, 2006. Sorry for the flaky Brit accent and hamming it up. Also I dropped a couple of words. It's long. Hope you like it.

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February 26th, 2006
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I so wish i could give this 10 stars. BEST YTMND EVER!
February 26th, 2006
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if i was the guy who this letter was sent to, i'd literally sh*t my pants, lolololololz. jk. how did you get the sound file to be so long and fit? anyways, you DO rule the interweb!
February 26th, 2006
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I Lawled!!!1111one
February 26th, 2006
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Awesome.
February 26th, 2006
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I like how his accent changes at least 3 times. No joke... I cracked up when he went from English to Scottish.
February 27th, 2006
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all that letter needed was an "i said good-day sir!"
February 27th, 2006
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What expression, what passion, what humour! Someone should do a Darth Vader "version" of this awesome YTMND.
February 27th, 2006
(0)
The thing I love most about this is how it turned Bauman's writings into YTMND's ultimate weapon: a sound file. It IS true lunacy, and is awesome because of it.
February 27th, 2006
(-1)
cool you know how to read
February 28th, 2006
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February 28th, 2006
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February 2003 Issue - The Yiddish Cup: What Judaism teaches about the Messiah's Coming... Jews sometimes use an interesting word picture to explain how they think. It is called the "Yiddish Cup." Only after looking in and tasting the cup can you dete
February 28th, 2006
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hey guys! 5 this site and make a comment and Ill 5 all of your sites!! : iwill5youesitesyaywoo.ytmnd.com
February 28th, 2006
(-1)
Why is this rated so high?
March 1st, 2006
(0)
It's rated that highly because Eric Bauman has been taking content from other sites for many years now (as stated by Weebl, SomethingAwful, etc.)and yet as a result of his thievery, he expects people NOT to be angry with him.
March 1st, 2006
(-1)
stale now
March 1st, 2006
(0)
now i know the truth ebaum is just a geek who says that kind of stuff in an email!!! honestly
March 1st, 2006
(1)
stale now ? I'm sorry, it was fresh when I baked it about a month and a half ago... Here, let me get you a new one.
March 1st, 2006
(0)
Bauman makes serious cash by stealing other peoples flash animations and images. Stealing images from other sites aren't that bad but making lots of cash for yourself is f*cking wrong. http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com/
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LMAO
March 2nd, 2006
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.
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This is STILL true lunacy!
March 2nd, 2006
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A great piece of literature, awesome job
March 3rd, 2006
(-1)
die die die
March 3rd, 2006
(0)
I should have 5'd this long ago, but I wasn't able to. Fantastic work. I loved it.
March 3rd, 2006
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That's a lie. You're only a downvoter alias who 1'd my sites.
March 4th, 2006
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I don't know why I didn't vote on this earlier, but Boomaga, you are a true YTMND great one! 5'ed!
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i agree with Chunes. you pwn the internet.
March 4th, 2006
(0)
amazing
March 5th, 2006
(0)
you win my yiddish cup!
March 5th, 2006
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I find it hilarious that in the email he is trying to sound so high brow and mature and then he uses LOL in the email. Priceless.
March 5th, 2006
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I wish I could 6 this.
March 5th, 2006
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March 5th, 2006
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Beautiful job. You should do professional work... people would pay for that kind of skill.
March 7th, 2006
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ZOMG, win
March 7th, 2006
(0)
This was put in the Hall of Fame for a good reason, mon. To quote the almighty moron Neil J. Bauman, "THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!" Lawl. xD I applaud your talent. Ever consider voice acting?
March 7th, 2006
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I dont get this site
March 7th, 2006
(0)
LOL THIS OWNS!
March 7th, 2006
(-2)
Terrible... I can't give this a 0? Internet forum feud + "lol reading letters out loud" = a terrible #1 for the Hall of Fame. "Hilary Duff is a Nazi" is better than this. At least it's creative. I have a letter from my grandma, should I read it out loud
March 8th, 2006
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This is a work of pure f*cking genious! I for one will definatly be taking a stand against Mr bauman and his flock of rip off merchants. Mwahahahahaha
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March 8th, 2006
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http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com/
March 9th, 2006
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Superbly acted! The Shakespearean accent was flawless. (Are you a trained actor, Boomaga?) Doubtless one of the funniest productions I've seen on this website.
March 9th, 2006
(0)
ROFLMAOPWNFTW
March 9th, 2006
(-1)
i hate bauman so much i cant even 5 this. ONE
March 10th, 2006
(-2)
Ug, what a piece of crap. The fact this is #1 on hall of fame is shameful.
March 10th, 2006
(-1)
bauman
March 10th, 2006
(-1)
keyword abuse
March 10th, 2006
(0)
KEYWORD ABUSE ?! f*ckING KEYWORD f*ckING ABUSE ? jesus christ
March 10th, 2006
(0)
Brilliant.
March 10th, 2006
(0)
5
March 10th, 2006
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March 10th, 2006
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March 10th, 2006
(-1)
its great, but i hate bauman so much i gotta 1 this cuz hes mentioned
March 11th, 2006
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I
March 11th, 2006
(0)
Lol you win the internets.
March 11th, 2006
(0)
you are king
March 11th, 2006
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March 11th, 2006
(0)
Two months and still the #1 rated YTMND - How does it feel?
March 11th, 2006
(0)
This+picard teaches art class= http://ebaumteachesartclass.ytmnd.com/
March 11th, 2006
(0)
Good Job!
March 11th, 2006
(0)
This one's still my favourite!
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kinda late on the voting, but i forgot to do it when it came out
March 12th, 2006
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BRAVO! *rolls the tongue* BRAVO! *clap clap clap clap clap*
March 12th, 2006
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LOL, Ebaumsworld.
March 12th, 2006
(0)
lmao.. how could anyone downvote this masterpiece.
March 12th, 2006
(0)
yes i say agan awesome
March 12th, 2006
(0)
XD
March 12th, 2006
(0)
LMFAO Rawr thats hot
March 12th, 2006
(0)
I hereby present you the internet. You have won it. grats.
March 12th, 2006
(0)
Back on top thanks to people downvoting the "Ngr Stole Conan's Bike!" animation. Woot!
March 13th, 2006
(0)
Now that I listen to it... it's funny. I still think internet-wars are stupid, so -5 for that. Bugt +4 for your voice talent boomaga.
March 13th, 2006
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Awesome. It's the #1 YTMND, and it should be.
March 13th, 2006
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i love when he says "LOL!!!". classic
March 13th, 2006
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It's funny how he accuses everyone of being immature and unintelligent..but he sounds like a complete moron himself. 5'd
March 14th, 2006
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Epic
March 14th, 2006
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Obviously you have lost possession of your Yiddish cup.
March 14th, 2006
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Funny and unique, very very good
March 14th, 2006
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Have I ever told you this is made of win and God?
March 15th, 2006
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ebaum sucks
March 15th, 2006
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Voice actor: genius!
March 15th, 2006
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And literally ran out the dor, LOLL.
March 16th, 2006
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Expose the ridiculous to your purifying fire!
March 16th, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY
March 16th, 2006
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The Robots have acquired my Weapons. Please provide aid.
March 16th, 2006
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On the 8th day, God created this YTMND.
March 16th, 2006
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wow goes to show you how much time people have on their hands.... i liked it though
March 17th, 2006
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good acting saves poor script
March 18th, 2006
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Beyond good and evil :D ******
March 18th, 2006
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The obligatory "lol is this awesome" comment.
March 18th, 2006
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wow the guy reading this looks like a homosexual I hope he gets aids.
March 19th, 2006
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"2006-03-16 02:15:29 mock2zuma Old news " "Old news"? This was made two months ago, no sh*t it's old news.
March 19th, 2006
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I haven't lost possession of my Yiddish Cup.
March 19th, 2006
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the amount of jealousy in some of these comments is just sickening.
March 19th, 2006
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Hah! This is just amazing in every level imaginable.
March 19th, 2006
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Classic.
March 20th, 2006
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I like it a LOT. Only thing I don't like about it is that the reading is really fast and needs some work.
March 21st, 2006
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WTF is a Yiddish Cup?
March 21st, 2006
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It's odd. I'm disgusted by the Bauman's letter, but the letter was hilarious and the dramatic reading is doubly funny... rage/giggles.
March 21st, 2006
(-1)
its so long and stupid, not one part made me laugh, why does everyone like it. its like napoleon dynomite, it was so stupid and everyone liked it
March 21st, 2006
(0)
OMFG!!! THAT...IS...AWESOME!!! 99999999999/5!!!!!111111 f*ck you Eric Bauman
March 22nd, 2006
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praise teh lord olol
March 22nd, 2006
(-1)
homosexuals are GAY.
March 22nd, 2006
(0)
He actually said "LAWL"...LOL
March 22nd, 2006
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THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
March 23rd, 2006
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Im gonna kill him Im gonna rape him and Im gonna eat his fukkin costume
March 23rd, 2006
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Get the door, it's Domino's 5 5 5 deal.
March 25th, 2006
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Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
March 25th, 2006
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downvoters fail at humor
March 26th, 2006
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...LOL
March 26th, 2006
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Masterpiece.
March 26th, 2006
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this made my tits tingle.
March 27th, 2006
(-2)
Funny how everything on the top list is absolute dogsh*t.
March 28th, 2006
(-1)
Sheer brilliance + a score of 1 I hate Ytmnds that are better then mine
March 29th, 2006
(-2)
This is crap. You people are immateur. go do something important like getting a job.
March 29th, 2006
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I still haven't fived this? Whats wrong with me?
March 29th, 2006
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March 29th, 2006
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pure greatness
March 30th, 2006
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amazin'
March 31st, 2006
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ROFL! I can't stop laughing. Very VERY well done. You, sir Boomaga, should be a voice actor! PS To all the downvoters, you guys suck and you obvoisouly have no idea what you're missing if you think this isn't a hilarious peice of work.
March 31st, 2006
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Hilarious
March 31st, 2006
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Motherf*cker this is BRILLIANT. I don't even mind the accent because I assumed it was supposed to be mid-atlantic.
March 31st, 2006
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Ownage in a respectable way.
April 1st, 2006
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w/e
April 1st, 2006
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April fools lawl!
April 1st, 2006
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congratualtions, youve ruined ytmnd
April 1st, 2006
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They bought us?? THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!! :P HAHA
April 1st, 2006
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Today is April first isent it??? good one :P
April 1st, 2006
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Beautiful. Just beautiful. I haven't followed the eBaum vs. YTMND thing to any degree whatsoever, but the reading is magnificent. It works. It just works so much.
April 1st, 2006
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Loved it. The "LOL" makes my day.
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A true thespian!
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Although cleverly ingenious, unmistakably flawed.
April 3rd, 2006
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pro
April 3rd, 2006
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XD
April 3rd, 2006
(0)
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
April 4th, 2006
(0)
Sonic the hedgehog says "Yeah, not bad!"
April 4th, 2006
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Gonna have to change me vote! Nice voice acting but I gotta say the length is a bit much.
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April 5th, 2006
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Nice
April 6th, 2006
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classic man...
April 6th, 2006
(0)
That was awesome!!!
April 6th, 2006
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I just saw this now. A thousand internets for you, sir.
April 6th, 2006
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April 6th, 2006
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Neil..is a f*g just like eric, I hope he sees this
April 7th, 2006
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Now that sh*t was f*cking genius. When you go be gettin hooked up wit a Tony, G
April 7th, 2006
(0)
Heh heh. Very nice.
April 7th, 2006
(0)
Too Funny!!
April 8th, 2006
(-1)
None of you have anything to do with the situation. It's cute that you let this skirmish facilitate the illusion that anything you say about Bauman matters. lol, YTMND.
April 8th, 2006
(0)
You Win. Ill go fax you a cookie.
April 8th, 2006
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Hahaha. Mr. Bauman whines too much.
April 9th, 2006
(0)
That was excellent!
April 9th, 2006
(0)
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW OMG LOL LMAO LOL LOL WOW - YOU f*ckING ROCK!!!!!
April 11th, 2006
(-1)
High Five!
April 11th, 2006
(0)
MORE.
April 11th, 2006
(0)
That was overly rad.
April 11th, 2006
(0)
5 for getting through the whole thing and preserving a piece of history!
April 12th, 2006
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I'm listening to this on YTMND Radio right now. :D
April 12th, 2006
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lolol nice voice acting
April 12th, 2006
(0)
Very well done.
April 12th, 2006
(0)
Wow...nice Everyone should totally spam ebaums
April 13th, 2006
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lawl
April 13th, 2006
(0)
One of my favorites.
April 13th, 2006
(0)
Hilarious
April 13th, 2006
(0)
What an idiot...well done for the great YTMND :D
April 13th, 2006
(0)
Lmaonade.
April 13th, 2006
(0)
ROFL WAFFLE! abaum sux
April 13th, 2006
(-1)
GET THIS OFF THE f*ckING TOP 5 ALREADY! I don't even look at the top 5 anymore for good ytmnds because it's always loaded with this overrated filler sh*t, there are hundreds of ytmnds better than this. And if anybody downvotes my sites because of my comme
April 13th, 2006
(-1)
nt, may you get raped by a thousand horses.
April 14th, 2006
(0)
this has been up here forever o_O
April 14th, 2006
(0)
bring this down already :(
April 15th, 2006
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Woot!
April 16th, 2006
(0)
:O FAMOUS!
April 16th, 2006
(0)
whats so great about this one?
April 16th, 2006
(0)
I am sooooo sick of this ytmnd. I didn't find a speck of humor in it. 1'd!
April 16th, 2006
(0)
5
April 17th, 2006
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this is a classic. reminds me of my days on the front line.
April 17th, 2006
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First of all, I believe that your voice acting is amazing. I've listened to this at least three times, and I have yet to find any sort of bad voice acting. Second, those who are downvoting and calling the upvoters names are probably just very jealous that
April 17th, 2006
(0)
-- their YTMNDs are in the Hall of Fame. Those who bitch about this obviously don't know about the real BS that Ebaum's World has put YTMND through. Good job, boomaga.
April 17th, 2006
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OMFG TALENTS!
April 17th, 2006
(0)
woot
April 18th, 2006
(0)
5 for the way"LOL" was pronounced
April 18th, 2006
(0)
I loved the 'LOL!' part. You have a great voice which is very funny, great job! :)
April 18th, 2006
(0)
This is by far the greatest YTMND
April 18th, 2006
(0)
Thats awesome!!! Good job!
April 18th, 2006
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http://iliketoadvertisemysh*tsiteincomments.ytmnd.com/ and change * to i
April 18th, 2006
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superbe
April 18th, 2006
(0)
5 for voice. I give it 5 for the voice alone.
April 18th, 2006
(0)
Whoops.
April 18th, 2006
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f*ck ebaums world. long live YTMND
April 18th, 2006
(0)
You're awesome!
April 19th, 2006
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/me Agreed with all downvoters
April 19th, 2006
(0)
Well, what a ride it's been. It went from a high of 4.67, and has been crawling back down ever since. It's been replaced by Mullet Man on the HoF - and I'm glad. Bauman is over. Thanks again to everyone who enjoyed it.
April 19th, 2006
(0)
5'd.
April 19th, 2006
(-1)
looks to me like boomaga has an ego. changing my vote to 1
April 19th, 2006
(0)
omg, i got a comment from boomanga *me orgasms*
April 19th, 2006
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*boomaga, sorry i suck at teh spelling
April 20th, 2006
(-1)
You know, it never was that funny.
April 20th, 2006
(0)
Oh yes it was.
April 20th, 2006
(-1)
Wheres your yiddish cup now?
April 20th, 2006
(0)
I don't know how, but this is STILL funny! It has to be the "LOL" that does it for me. I damn near pissed my pants! Genius.
April 21st, 2006
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i've lurked ytmnd for years and never joined and i think this deserved a 5 so much i joined :)
April 21st, 2006
(0)
meh
April 21st, 2006
(-1)
not that big of a deal....
April 21st, 2006
(0)
my favorite ytmnd of all time
April 21st, 2006
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even though i'm sure you dont even read all these comments, I was wondering if you would read this poem for me that was made by leaving the mic for a voice recognition system on a desk while poeple around me were talking and stuff. its not long at all an
April 21st, 2006
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d it would be real cool if you read it all dramatic. AIM me @ pqwrty GREAT SITE
April 21st, 2006
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if you want to see the poem just AIM me and ill send it to you. its funny because the words are random and it comes together to make a seemingly deep poem. sn= pqwrty
April 22nd, 2006
(0)
The incestuous Bauman duo... what a bunch of clowns. Violating copyrights to the sum of millions of dollars and thinking that their office is somehow sacred. What a joke.
April 22nd, 2006
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LOL, this was funny...! he is a bit of an idiot!
April 22nd, 2006
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anyone who doesn't five this is a communist.
April 23rd, 2006
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Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...
April 23rd, 2006
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Hell yeah!!!
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Brilliance, absolute brilliance.
April 24th, 2006
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i JUST realized i never commented on this site... isnt that sad?
April 25th, 2006
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ALERT THE INTERNET... YOU WIN
April 27th, 2006
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are you my mommy? will you be my mommy?
April 28th, 2006
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Noice.
April 28th, 2006
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5 becos , Neil Bauman's dad should've turn over and shot him on the wall, instead of in his mom.
April 29th, 2006
(-2)
The most over-rated, fan-boy worshiped, YTMND of all time.
April 30th, 2006
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The last two posters enjoy being penetrated by cock.
April 30th, 2006
(-2)
lol, a gay joke on teh intraweb? Made by someone with a daringly original name? Wonders never cease.
April 30th, 2006
(-2)
IT'STOPICALITMUSTBEGOOD
April 30th, 2006
(0)
Classy.
April 30th, 2006
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OWNAGE! Nuff said.
April 30th, 2006
(0)
Very dramatic.
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
how could you not 5 this?
May 2nd, 2006
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lol best site ever.
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
one of the best ytmnd sites out there
May 4th, 2006
(-1)
This is a site people come and 5 just so they can feel accepted and a part of the YTMND community
May 4th, 2006
(0)
You have now, officially, CROSSED the line! best ytmnd ever
May 5th, 2006
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ah 1337
May 6th, 2006
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I now quote Mitch Hedberg and This YTMND, bravo sir
May 8th, 2006
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Gold
May 8th, 2006
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yes
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Awesome.
May 10th, 2006
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I haven't 5'd this yet? THIS IS TRUE LUNACY!
May 10th, 2006
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...me love you long time. :D
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Anyone who doesn't enjoy this YTMND is a c*nt.
May 10th, 2006
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Pwnage times 2
May 10th, 2006
(0)
May 10th, 2006
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Well done!
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Brilliant! infact, who did the voice??
May 12th, 2006
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Congratulations on this site's 50 Favs (mine included).
May 12th, 2006
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try and knock this crap into 3rd
May 12th, 2006
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Go to hell NIN. :s
May 12th, 2006
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what the hell is a yiddish cup? is there somthing im missing?
(-3)
it's a letter, whee
May 13th, 2006
(-3)
what a great site! for me to poop on!
May 13th, 2006
(0)
You have lost possesion of your Yiddish cup
May 14th, 2006
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f*ck ALL THOSE GUYZ WHO RATED IT A 1,THIS IS FREAKING HALARIOUS,DOWN WITH EBAUM!
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This, sir, is...AMAZING. You should become a voice actor!
May 15th, 2006
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sorry for the misunderstanding but this is WONDERFUL
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