Safety Not Guaranteed
Created on: October 27th, 2005
Safety Not Guaranteed
I have only done this once before
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April 21st, 2006
(1)
IT'S #1!!!
April 21st, 2006
(0)
ah i love this oldie!
April 21st, 2006
(0)
I never realized you had the whole song on this YTMND. That's so awesome.
April 21st, 2006
(0)
XD
April 22nd, 2006
(0)
arnolds son
April 22nd, 2006
(0)
This is a great YTMND! 5'd!
April 22nd, 2006
(1)
"Chunes: LMAO. This is bound to be an instant classic." How right he was..
April 22nd, 2006
(0)
Laff.
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
this is the best
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
;D
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
Why the f*ck is this so popular?
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
Good times
April 23rd, 2006
(-1)
This isn't very funny to me anymore. It's certainly not baumanletters good.
April 24th, 2006
(0)
I still like this YTMND, but it doesn't deserve to be top 5.
April 24th, 2006
(0)
I gave you a 5. This is not a joke. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before (not really).
April 24th, 2006
(0)
This is superb. Tossedwarf - if you like it why are you giving it a 1..?
April 24th, 2006
(0)
KLASSIK. goin down is history fo sho'. 5!
April 25th, 2006
(0)
started my favorite fad
April 25th, 2006
(-1)
What a shame this pile of sh*t is number 1, it's not funny, creative or interesting.
(-1)
It really is funny and all, but it is old and the picture is piss-poor quality.
April 25th, 2006
(-1)
you ripped everything... didnt even do any work on it... I mean, for such a high ranked YTMND, this should have really amazing skills
April 25th, 2006
(0)
where is that pic from? looks like a yearbook from 88.
April 25th, 2006
(0)
Sir you have won life and the internet... YAY! ^.^ Great job, I love it, best YTMND I have ever seen!
April 25th, 2006
(0)
April 25th, 2006
(0)
anyone know where the pic is from?
April 25th, 2006
(0)
"DO YOU KNOW HOW f*ckING OLD THIS INTERNET IMAGE IS? OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA" THAT'S BECAUSE HE WENT BACK IN TIME AND TOOK HIS PICTURE.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
AHAHHA
April 26th, 2006
(0)
ozolrot pol. thats what i was thinking when i seen it. a 5 star jihetny.
April 26th, 2006
(0)
this is a good one. 5'd
April 26th, 2006
(0)
A winner is you
April 26th, 2006
(0)
omg this made me cry i love it so much
April 27th, 2006
(0)
I don't know why this is so funny, but this is f*cking hilarious! You're a genius!
April 27th, 2006
(0)
I don't think its as funny as people act like it is, but its still really funny :D
April 27th, 2006
(-1)
This ain't no 4chan or EBaum's, boy.
April 28th, 2006
(0)
"great, classic" , "possibly the most important ytmnd to date" , "Please send help, the robots have taken me"
April 28th, 2006
(0)
It appears I never commented on this. So... XD
April 28th, 2006
(0)
Funny how something so simple can make such an impact in YTMND. Good Job
April 28th, 2006
(0)
gg
April 29th, 2006
(0)
Hay lool 5 2 u.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
push it to the limit
April 29th, 2006
(0)
I have only parodyed this site once before.
April 29th, 2006
(0)
golden
April 30th, 2006
(-1)
I wonder if he still puts ads out in the paper.
April 30th, 2006
(0)
April 30th, 2006
(0)
Hahaha, it is funny because he has a mullet and makes outlandish claims. :O
April 30th, 2006
(0)
you pwn the internets
April 30th, 2006
(0)
the music is to f*cking epic anuses
May 1st, 2006
(0)
!!!
May 1st, 2006
(-1)
May 1st, 2006
(0)
This is pretty funny, but why is it rates SO highly???
(0)
I agree with that guy up at the beginning, this ad was circulated around for a while. Even on Jay Leno. But music + pic= awesomeness
(0)
this is still epic
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
why does this ytmnd make me wanna cry, ejaculate, scream, fall asleep, and laugh all at the same time?
May 2nd, 2006
(0)
LIIIIIIIIIMIT!!
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
The song is what really makes it.
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
It was from a Leno Headline back in 1999... But it is still awesome! Kick *ss man and welcome to the hall of fame =)
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
Ive seen that picture way too many times......is it wrong to still lawl at it?
May 3rd, 2006
(0)
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ORGINAL MULLET-MAN PIC?
May 4th, 2006
(0)
Music wins it for me. Bravo.
May 4th, 2006
(0)
This YTMND is my favorite one, PUSH IT TO THE LIMITS!
May 5th, 2006
(0)
Cheney Answers http://hgkjhfkljhfg.ytmnd.com/
(-1)
Ironic that this second-highest rated YTMND is compreised of a stolen image.
May 6th, 2006
(0)
nice
(0)
LOL
(-1)
Ironic that the very punchline of this YTMND is that stolen image, unlike being a part of a bigger picture- But I guess some people don't see it
May 8th, 2006
(0)
...its cause its funny. Stop over-analyzing.
(0)
give it a rest omniIcy, this YTMND is gold because of the music and you know it.
(0)
I can't give enough 5 for this....
(0)
please win more man, you made the ebst fad ever!!!
May 8th, 2006
(0)
The most popular YTMND in history - check the votes
(-1)
suck
May 9th, 2006
(0)
f*cking awesome.
May 9th, 2006
(0)
I'll take me chance and go back with you. And your mullet
May 9th, 2006
(0)
Push it to the Limit! Legendary YTMND!
May 10th, 2006
(0)
this is the best ytmnd. check out this one too- http://keeproland.ytmnd.com/
May 10th, 2006
(-1)
The hypocrisy of YTMND, hundreds of entertaining GIF's from various sites with music playing get viciously downvoted, but this internet dinosaur gets into the hall of fame?
May 10th, 2006
(-1)
this if funny because????
May 10th, 2006
(0)
That realy deserves place one in Hall of Fame!
May 10th, 2006
(0)
Favoritized!!!
May 10th, 2006
(0)
Safety not guaranteed
May 10th, 2006
(0)
Push it to the favorite guaranteed!
May 10th, 2006
(-1)
The image is from Spaceballs, nincompoop. I didn't steal someone else's find.
May 10th, 2006
(0)
favorite'd
May 10th, 2006
(-1)
Been pounded into the ground so hard its lost any draw it had
May 10th, 2006
(1)
a stolen image is a stolen image, from the internet or from a movie. no difference. oh... and i need to get up w/ Stuff magazine for a followup interview.
November 3rd, 2007
(-1)
Like I've said before, "Stolen" in the context of a YTMND most often means a stolen idea or joke, and sites like this are demonstrative of that concept. My now deleted site's humor was focused on misinterpreted Bon Jovi lyrics, that misinterpretation stemming from me. This site's humor stems almost entirely from its image, which you didn't make and a Google search even three years ago probably would have turned up without fail. I think Fooliano explains it most succinctly below me.
May 11th, 2006
(0)
May 11th, 2006
(0)
OWNAGE
May 11th, 2006
(0)
I got the bumper sticker for this
(0)
http://www.brentroad.com
May 12th, 2006
(-1)
You found an image on the internet and reposted it on YTMND. You deserve absolutely no accolades for this.
May 12th, 2006
(0)
Used this as a "tech difficulties" graphic on the public access show I help with [http://mytwb.com] Sourced it to here, hope you don't mind.
May 12th, 2006
(0)
Holy f*ck! Going back in time with this guy kicked ass!
(0)
i wonder if he really went back in time???
May 13th, 2006
(0)
May 13th, 2006
(0)
This is the greatest YTMND ever
May 13th, 2006
(0)
You f*ckING win!
May 14th, 2006
(0)
Very best - 5 star rating guaranteed.
May 14th, 2006
(-2)
i dont get it
May 14th, 2006
(0)
HALARIOUS DOOD!
May 14th, 2006
(0)
classic
May 14th, 2006
(0)
May 14th, 2006
(0)
Whoops!
May 14th, 2006
(0)
I see this guy in my dreams.. it's terrible really
May 14th, 2006
(0)
X friggin D man!
May 15th, 2006
(0)
I answered this ad, and went back in time to meet Gumby.
May 16th, 2006
(0)
This is the greatest YTMND of our century.
May 18th, 2006
(0)
yep
May 18th, 2006
(0)
push this ytmnd's rating to the limit. bonus points for mullet + cheesy 80's music win on so many levels
May 18th, 2006
(0)
Truly a classic of epic proportions!
May 18th, 2006
(-1)
it's pretty funny, but i dont get why people find it so damn hilarious when it doesn't deserve to be put on the top 5 at all. there was no work put into this at all.
May 19th, 2006
(2)
God speed, Mulletman.
May 19th, 2006
(0)
safety...not guaranteed....
May 19th, 2006
(0)
"2005-10-27 23:27:49 Chunes LMAO. This is bound to be an instant classic. " And that it is
May 20th, 2006
(0)
Heh, I was going to get a mullet soon in life. I am growing one out. This is my new image! Flat-top Mullet! 5/5
May 20th, 2006
(-1)
I really don't think this YTMND is so great.
May 20th, 2006
(-1)
I just dont get why this is so funny or why it started such a huge fad. The parodies are wayyy better than this lame piece.
May 20th, 2006
(0)
You mean travelling trough the realms or what? Maybe i can send Baraka to go with you.
May 20th, 2006
(0)
THIS WINS UBER LOTS XD
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
Lol best ytmnd ever
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
"Push it to the limit"....what can I say? Best ytmnd ever made.
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
I'll go with you Mister Mullet man!
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
ive looked at this about 100 times, and i cant refrain from laughing every time
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
http://arielsinthesky.ytmnd.com/ this ytmnd owns!
May 22nd, 2006
(0)
Hahahah holy crap that's great
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
I would only time-travel with this guy if: 1) He could guarantee that safety was not guaranteed. 2) Limits would be pushed. To the limit.
May 23rd, 2006
(0)
5 for sound.
May 24th, 2006
(0)
DO YOU AGREE WITH MIKE? DO YOU BELIEVE IN JOE?
May 24th, 2006
(0)
Well done. Hilarious.
(-1)
THE SAFTEY NOT GUARENTEED JOKES AR EOLD GET SUM NEW GAME
May 24th, 2006
(0)
Learn to read, moron. This was (one of) the first one. Created on: 2005-10-27 23:25:22
May 24th, 2006
(-1)
May 24th, 2006
(0)
An classic that has paved the way for possibly my first on the top 15... http://onemorelimit.ytmnd.com/
May 25th, 2006
(0)
The best ytmnd .... *tear drop*
May 26th, 2006
(0)
push it to the limit! yeah, you do that. im going to go get the anti-mullet spray... 5/5
May 27th, 2006
(0)
...past the point of no return. also safety nto gauranteed
May 27th, 2006
(0)
I haven't commented on this yet?
May 27th, 2006
(0)
I wonder if anyone actually reads this long list of comments.
May 27th, 2006
(0)
also cocks...
May 28th, 2006
(0)
Is it real? and... OMG! DEMYX LIVES!!! (compare him with Demyx from Kingdom Hearts 2)
May 29th, 2006
(0)
epic
May 29th, 2006
(-1)
I went back in time with him..... it was awesome
May 29th, 2006
(0)
Perfect combination of sound and image.
(0)
I LOVE IT!!!
May 31st, 2006
(0)
how this got into stuff magazine is beyond me
May 31st, 2006
(0)
May 31st, 2006
(0)
Almost at 1,000,000
May 31st, 2006
(0)
That poor man...
May 31st, 2006
(0)
If you liked this one.... This is ACTUALLY from my textbook http://textbooksafetyisguaranteed.ytmnd.com/
June 1st, 2006
(0)
Old, but f*cking gold.
June 1st, 2006
(0)
thats me !~!!!One
June 1st, 2006
(0)
Grats on 1,000,000+ views!
June 1st, 2006
(0)
hahaha
(-1)
THIS IS THE LAMEST THING EVER. BATMAN:UALUAE... & DR. DRE FEAT COSBY SHOULD REPLACE THIS BULLsh*t
(-1)
happy million
June 1st, 2006
(0)
1,000,000 views. Grats!
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
I don't get it, but it still cracks me up.
June 2nd, 2006
(0)
Why is this ytmnd rated so high? oh well, go with the flow.
June 3rd, 2006
(-1)
how did this beat "chunk the indestructible"?
June 3rd, 2006
(-1)
am i the only one who dosent think the 80's music and that f*cktarts picture is not really that funny to have this be #1?
June 3rd, 2006
(0)
"i have a monkey that slaps, is that weapon?" olololol
June 3rd, 2006
(0)
UPVOTATION FOR ALL!
June 4th, 2006
(0)
What was I thinking when I gave this a 3 last month? THIS IS HALARIOUS!!!
June 4th, 2006
(0)
UPVOTE!! Let's get this back in #1 HoF
June 5th, 2006
(0)
I love it
June 5th, 2006
(0)
5'd!
June 5th, 2006
(0)
Yes, yes.
June 6th, 2006
(0)
so simple, yet funny as hell. perfect
June 6th, 2006
(0)
June 6th, 2006
(0)
I love it
June 7th, 2006
(0)
This has me feeling f*cking adventurous.
June 7th, 2006
(0)
oops forgot 2 5
June 7th, 2006
(0)
lol, I think this inspired the scene from Napoleon Dynamite, because the writer actualy tried something like this.
(0)
WIN.
June 8th, 2006
(0)
favorited
June 8th, 2006
(0)
If I had a mullet like that I would be able to die a happy man.
June 9th, 2006
(0)
Waha, you produced the world's best YTMND fad.
(-1)
It appears that the photo and the text where not meant to be bound together.
June 11th, 2006
(0)
cant believe that cosby sh*t passed this...
June 12th, 2006
(0)
You know, this pic has been circulating the internets before before YTMND..
June 12th, 2006
(0)
After having watching the comments, I agree on Max' "YTMDN users are.. DUMB" YTMND. f*cking.. come on! "Instant classic", "best YTMND"? No, this is great and all, but f*ck off if you're going to praise a really old picture like THAT. I thought that by now everyone should've seen that picture on the internets. >:\
(0)
Friggin' great. Classic old school YTMND.
June 14th, 2006
(0)
nlitement, I understand your feeling about this being an old thing. If I just whipped together a YTMND based on something that had been done before on the 'net that everyone had heard of, everyone would hate me! However: 1) This is not as popular, so it uses a much more popular medium to introduce new people to it and 2) The mug shot and the music add so much to the joke! I mean, really, look at that idiot! Just throw in some pseudo-dramatic music and you've got a classic!
June 14th, 2006
(1)
wow. it's just a website, guy.
June 16th, 2006
(0)
I liek you. I liek not nlitement.
June 16th, 2006
(0)
June 18th, 2006
(0)
lol, mullet
June 18th, 2006
(-1)
Classic =)
June 18th, 2006
(0)
June 18th, 2006
(0)
Still the best
June 18th, 2006
(0)
ROFLMAO
June 20th, 2006
(0)
OWNS
June 21st, 2006
(-2)
Not funny at all
June 21st, 2006
(0)
Holy f*ck...I'm taking a dump downstairs and looking through my sister's old Stuff Magazines because I'm constipated and I see this in there. I immediately released all of my digsetive objects and was no longer constipated. Congratulations on the start of many fads and free publicity OUTSIDE of YTMND.
June 22nd, 2006
(0)
Nothing like the classics!
June 22nd, 2006
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Bah what a piece of sh*t. How did this get a high rating?
June 23rd, 2006
(0)
^LOL at buckle. how did it get such a high rating? check the "views all time. last I checked it hit 1 million at about may 06
June 24th, 2006
(0)
'Tis a relic now, man!
June 25th, 2006
(0)
Why is there any need to take weapons?
June 25th, 2006
(0)
Respect for the orignal mullet man.
June 26th, 2006
(0)
x)
(-1)
(0)
+5 for classic, -4 because i make more money than you
June 28th, 2006
(0)
Wow, these people who voted 1 star seriously have no sense of humor at all.
July 1st, 2006
(1)
of course you make more money than me. I'm a first year law student. EVERYONE makes more money than me. =(
July 1st, 2006
(0)
a classic
July 1st, 2006
(0)
Mullet Man FTW
July 3rd, 2006
(0)
Push it to the limit........
July 3rd, 2006
(0)
July 4th, 2006
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July 6th, 2006
(0)
^_^
July 6th, 2006
(0)
Amazing. What a friggin' loser. Good job for finding this. Was this an ad in the classified section of a newspaper?
July 6th, 2006
(0)
5 for being a classic
(-1)
Why the crap do I like this one so much?
July 12th, 2006
(0)
Lovin it
(0)
Gawd, this sh** is CLASSIC. Where can I get the sound file for this?
July 13th, 2006
(0)
o rly?
July 14th, 2006
(0)
Hilarious.
July 15th, 2006
(0)
Priceless
July 15th, 2006
(0)
Classic
July 15th, 2006
(0)
OH SHI- Mullet man lives!
July 16th, 2006
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oh wow i never knew the creator of the one and only safety not guaranteed was a sax player too! now thats high prestige to saxists ;) lolol
July 17th, 2006
(0)
How has this been getting downvoted so much? People are dumb.
July 19th, 2006
(0)
Exalted Lord Xenu requests your assistance Time Traveler.
July 20th, 2006
(0)
Can't resist commenting the classics. ;)
July 21st, 2006
(-1)
1
July 21st, 2006
(0)
This ytmnd is amazing.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I try to listen to this song everytime i play GTA3
July 25th, 2006
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
(0)
safety will never be guaranteed.
July 27th, 2006
(0)
One of the best fads on this site.
July 27th, 2006
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so NO ONE KNOWS who this guy is? he's just a random guy, who is he?
July 30th, 2006
(0)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
July 30th, 2006
(0)
LOL, nice music selection and face combination. down voting crybabies :'( :'(
July 31st, 2006
(0)
This could very well be the best YTMND ever.
(0)
he's supposed to be "John Titor," a time traveller from 2036.
August 1st, 2006
(0)
10,000'th vote
August 1st, 2006
(0)
Upvote Upvote
August 2nd, 2006
(0)
Upvote ftw
August 2nd, 2006
(0)
with the mullet how can i deny
August 6th, 2006
(0)
Excellent
August 7th, 2006
(0)
August 7th, 2006
(0)
Push it to the Limit! win/10
August 7th, 2006
(1)
time to comment on a legend
August 7th, 2006
(0)
ive commented too late
August 8th, 2006
(0)
sometimes i play god.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
Can't deny that this has had a profound impact on the site.
August 9th, 2006
(0)
lol...Jay Leno FTW, I remember seeing that episode too.
August 11th, 2006
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lol idiot!
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