Kirk isn't so bright
Created on: October 10th, 2005
Kirk isn't so bright
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JESSE-CUSTER
July 25th, 2006
7:41:46 PM CDT
(4)
hypnotic
Teknorat
September 15th, 2007
4:20:47 PM CDT
(24)
Teknorat'd
Foogooman
September 15th, 2007
7:06:26 PM CDT
(8)
Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt is was really quite...
DonnieDarko
September 15th, 2007
7:30:35 PM CDT
(2)
obviously
killabee
September 15th, 2007
9:25:19 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Moneys
money-hat
September 16th, 2007
4:33:41 PM CDT
(0)
If anyone does a remix of this (hint:Keaton) and wants the full additional audio that follows explaining how Spock got his head caught in a mechanical rice picker...... here's an MP3 of that.... http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=audio&file=1375spocks_ricepicker_accident.mp3
TetrisAnarchist
September 16th, 2007
8:01:55 PM CDT
(2)
It is green.
Necronomicon
September 17th, 2007
1:54:51 PM CDT
(3)
Ask and ye shall receive, money-hat: http://hoorayforheadpasting.ytmnd.com
LOOCAES
September 22nd, 2007
2:53:21 AM CDT
(-1)
Not funny
zomgirulelolz
September 23rd, 2007
12:05:24 PM CDT
(0)
o rly?
Rhombus
July 26th, 2006
12:49:46 PM CDT
(4)
This site is underviewed.
dog
August 2nd, 2006
11:01:03 AM CDT
(2)
Yep, a 6' 2" white guy with pointed ears. Obviously chinese.
felinoid
September 15th, 2007
8:52:55 PM CDT
(3)
Green not white. However they didn't seem to figure out the makeup wasn't working.
Akago
August 7th, 2006
7:24:01 AM CDT
(2)
I've never seen a Kano transformation!
sbf2009
September 20th, 2007
5:36:09 PM CDT
(0)
Yes, But I Can Do a Raiden Transformation
LoadMan
August 8th, 2006
3:37:54 PM CDT
(-1)
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5 stars for adhering to http://picturesoundtext.ytmnd.com.
Cwitz
August 24th, 2006
9:34:41 PM CDT
(2)
THIS. WAS. THE. BEST. EPISODE. EVER.
Teknorat
September 15th, 2007
10:35:12 AM CDT
(4)
FUUUUCKKKIIINNG WIIIIINNNNN
BTape
September 15th, 2007
4:24:40 PM CDT
(3)
Hey nice site. A royal fizzbin, the odds of that are astronomical!
Soundyman
September 16th, 2007
4:06:26 PM CDT
(0)
They went back in time and had to lie >_> I totally don't watch star trek though.
money-hat
September 15th, 2007
5:46:33 PM CDT
(2)
Haha, Hey Teknorat, the owner of "We Begin" is foolishly attempting to outspend you for the top sponsored position. How much money do you think you can get him to waste trying to hold that spot?
Teknorat
September 15th, 2007
6:51:05 PM CDT
(5)
Oh it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong.
mojioftheeast
September 15th, 2007
6:24:14 PM CDT
(1)
Kirk was a meathead, 5'd though
Wesyeed
September 15th, 2007
6:44:57 PM CDT
(1)
5 for spock looking like a pimp mofo
Goonicus
September 15th, 2007
8:19:52 PM CDT
(1)
It was a very cunning ploy D:
soggytoast
September 15th, 2007
8:20:07 PM CDT
(0)
Someone could really make a hot mix out of this clip.....
Goonicus
September 15th, 2007
8:21:56 PM CDT
(0)
No, Keaton should.
money-hat
September 15th, 2007
8:32:29 PM CDT
(2)
if someone remixes this, be sure to include the next line after this... "I see you've noticed his ears. As a child he got them caught in a ...Rice-Picker"
Bobdole23
September 15th, 2007
8:37:29 PM CDT
(1)
he has SARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aldrai
September 15th, 2007
8:52:17 PM CDT
(2)
It's over $100!!!
felinoid
September 15th, 2007
8:54:18 PM CDT
(1)
The neat part is the guy he's talking too believed him.
DoomFrost
September 15th, 2007
9:04:49 PM CDT
(1)
That's racist...
DevilsJoker
September 15th, 2007
9:26:48 PM CDT
(5)
Is it? Oh, well 5 then!
Dashman
September 16th, 2007
1:57:08 AM CDT
(1)
Nah- I'm done. My time is nearly up anyway. It's time for me to make my next extremely expensive YTMND. Besides, your friend is obviously chinese.
Teknorat
September 16th, 2007
2:11:00 AM CDT
(2)
Someone couldn't take the heat.
wisdumcube
September 16th, 2007
3:22:29 AM CDT
(1)
wait, did they go back in time or something?
mariostar06
September 16th, 2007
6:31:21 AM CDT
(0)
LOL Dashman is a Chinese loser! :)
ZZZushi
September 16th, 2007
6:32:24 AM CDT
(2)
Obviously JEWISH!
MrMuskOx
September 16th, 2007
10:57:53 AM CDT
(3)
OH NO! A JEW!
Kooter
September 16th, 2007
8:20:41 AM CDT
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Spock does look like a gook
LoveMidget
September 16th, 2007
10:48:00 AM CDT
(0)
Obviously Japanese, what are you talking about Kirk
ZZZushi
September 16th, 2007
7:23:47 PM CDT
(1)
WRONG! Kirk is JAPANESE! http://japanesekhan.ytmnd.com/
ShadowSL
September 16th, 2007
11:08:12 AM CDT
(1)
Go Teknorat and CapnAnarchy!
Improviser
September 16th, 2007
11:49:12 AM CDT
(0)
looooool
DQBlizzard
September 16th, 2007
11:50:36 AM CDT
(1)
why are they trying to pass as gangsters? There are no Chinese gangsters. Kirk's diguise is broken. :(
jnorris441
September 16th, 2007
12:20:23 PM CDT
(2)
ever heard of the Triads, it's like the Chinese version of Yakuza
money-hat
September 16th, 2007
3:35:46 PM CDT
(3)
---ANSWER------- : Photo is from different episode than the picture. This picture is from "Piece of the Action" where the gangsters run the planet. The audio is from "City on the Edge of Forever" where Kirk is trying to explain Spock's appearance to a 1930's policeman.
BTape
September 16th, 2007
11:51:00 PM CDT
(2)
yeah its from the nazi episode
BTape
September 16th, 2007
11:52:51 PM CDT
(1)
nevermind thats a different episode with spock hiding his ears
JLen503
September 16th, 2007
2:37:26 PM CDT
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YOUR SITE IS OBVIOUSLY OVERRATED JUST BECAUSE IT IS FUNDED WELL
R8bit
September 16th, 2007
3:19:54 PM CDT
(0)
indeed
skfyre
September 16th, 2007
7:12:31 PM CDT
(0)
It's ok I guess. 3'd.
Number11
September 16th, 2007
8:01:32 PM CDT
(1)
Nice, More kirk plz
RubilacEx
September 16th, 2007
9:45:02 PM CDT
(1)
needs more KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Stig
September 17th, 2007
3:10:43 AM CDT
(0)
"He got his head stuck in a rice grater"
TofurkeyJerky
September 17th, 2007
6:40:38 AM CDT
(3)
Me so solly!
pharaohmobius
September 17th, 2007
9:12:38 AM CDT
(2)
Me frap a dickie rong time!
CaptainRescue
September 17th, 2007
7:45:22 AM CDT
(1)
Well, obviously.
jasonkrowe
September 17th, 2007
8:21:16 AM CDT
(2)
Coulda swore he was swedish.
first-of-two
September 17th, 2007
2:37:51 PM CDT
(3)
definitely not swedish!
senator
September 18th, 2007
10:24:50 AM CDT
(1)
No, that's the "new" faction.
first-of-two
September 17th, 2007
2:37:13 PM CDT
(1)
I rove this site velly much.
jman99999
September 17th, 2007
3:36:15 PM CDT
(0)
Chinese Spock FTW!!!!!!!!!!11
Goneja
September 17th, 2007
7:01:26 PM CDT
(1)
Was it really worth $111 sponsorship?
Teknorat
September 22nd, 2007
11:55:51 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you for the link, I felt like giving something a one.
JoeyJoeJoe
September 17th, 2007
7:59:33 PM CDT
(1)
SEX COW
excusemesenator
September 18th, 2007
12:06:05 AM CDT
(0)
LOOK AT MEEEEE! I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!
Xalisae
September 18th, 2007
1:51:07 AM CDT
(0)
Spock Chinese, he play joke. He put peepee in your Coke!
senator
September 18th, 2007
10:24:02 AM CDT
(1)
Damn mechanical rice pickers.
Appoggiatura
September 18th, 2007
3:19:23 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah. They mess with people's ears and make them look like sci-fi nerds.
joe579003
September 18th, 2007
7:15:09 PM CDT
(1)
THIS IS A COPYRIGHTED MOVIE FOR TIME WARNER!
chrombot
September 18th, 2007
11:19:27 PM CDT
(0)
at least he didn't say oriental.
Risley
September 19th, 2007
4:13:25 PM CDT
(0)
Haha I remember that episode . . . holy sh*t this page is old!
WhitePhoenix
September 19th, 2007
11:00:29 PM CDT
(0)
Well, this is a way to get viewers. Definitely under viewed!
Zetzugami
September 21st, 2007
5:54:42 PM CDT
(0)
Even by Star Trek standards that was a bizarre episode. Good line.
prairiedogeric10
September 22nd, 2007
7:00:20 AM CDT
(0)
wong chong fong wok tho fock?
Captain1
September 22nd, 2007
7:44:33 AM CDT
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YouWereMyBrother
September 23rd, 2007
2:48:14 AM CDT
(0)
Vulcan penises are pointed
Buttsworth
September 23rd, 2007
2:27:58 PM CDT
(1)
My friend is obviously BILBO. BILBO BAGGINS. HE'S ONLY THREE FEET TALL.
palehorse864
April 25th, 2008
1:33:08 PM CDT
(0)
Kirk should have just covered spock's ears and said he was obviously an ashkenazi jew. :)
DarthWang
October 16th, 2008
5:32:58 PM CDT
(0)
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