This guy fails at making similies.
Created on: October 4th, 2005
This guy fails at making similies.
This is from an actual country song... I thought it was so ridiculous, I should share it with the rest of the world.

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October 5th, 2005
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October 15th, 2005
(1)
i seriously hope this song wasnt made AFTER 'Freedom isnt free' from Team America
October 23rd, 2005
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Sweet baby back ribs, Batman. Andy Griggs must die. DIE. DIE!
November 11th, 2005
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I must agree that country music sucks.
December 1st, 2005
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Rap still sucks infinitely more than country, and its fans (of all races) are way more idiotic.
December 1st, 2005
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lawl
December 1st, 2005
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She thinks my tractor's sexy.
December 1st, 2005
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DEATH TO COUNTRY MUSIC! DEATH, I SAY!
December 1st, 2005
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It'd be much better if it was just a loop of the 'if heaven was a pie' verse. Also, rename it 'heaven pie' or something to that effect. And maybe make a gif of the pie floating . Yeah.
December 1st, 2005
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WooWooo! Redneck yatch club! Country music blows.
December 1st, 2005
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Hahaha stupid country music!
December 1st, 2005
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Now they're just getting lazy...
December 1st, 2005
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yes! I hate country music!
December 1st, 2005
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moran
December 1st, 2005
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Thats hilarious. Did that guy just misspell moron? Ironical.
December 1st, 2005
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I like pie and certain country music, a little iffy about heaven.
December 1st, 2005
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Okay, I love country, but Andy Griggs and this song are so f*cking stupid it makes me sad for the genre. You get a 5.
December 1st, 2005
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Forgot to give you the 5. ;)
December 1st, 2005
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lol @ country music
December 1st, 2005
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OMG someone doesn't understand metaphors freaking morons.
December 1st, 2005
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IF HEAVEN WAS A TRAIN IT SURE WOULD BE A FAST ONE? WHAT THE f*ck?!
December 1st, 2005
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I don't mind country, and I've gotta say, I'm starting to rethink.
December 2nd, 2005
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Good god! That is truly cringe-inducing.
March 31st, 2006
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Country kicks ass, so you fail...The lyrics are weird, though. O_O
May 7th, 2006
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"Most country music fans are rather simple-minded." You don't know how wrong you are.
May 7th, 2006
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But I did four this because the train part is ridiculous. Just got mad because PONDSCUM over there...
May 26th, 2007
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It's a metaphor, not a simile. But you still scrape a 3 because he's a bible thumper.
June 22nd, 2007
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what the hell?
June 28th, 2007
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mmm hmmmmmm
July 14th, 2007
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WTF