To the tune of Barbie Girl, Bend it like your Wife! V2
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Translated version of the Dutch Barbie song, Now with a much better image
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originalladiezman
August 5th, 2005
12:52:39 AM CDT
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That made no f*cking sense whatsoever, but 5 for "SHUT THE f*ck UP TUSCON!!"
HeyBlue
August 5th, 2005
12:52:48 AM CDT
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wtf?
DeathBySpoon
August 5th, 2005
12:54:03 AM CDT
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That was awesome
kjw1287
August 5th, 2005
12:56:52 AM CDT
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I love these... Grunt for Yoshi love.
HyperDani
August 5th, 2005
12:56:59 AM CDT
(0)
T3h Yoshi love!!
captiancharisma
August 5th, 2005
1:53:06 AM CDT
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Christ in heaven, that ruled. That guy was trying to sing?
spannu
August 5th, 2005
4:22:36 AM CDT
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your words dont match it for sh*t. i only gave it stars because it was still funny to read.
Eph
August 5th, 2005
4:26:38 AM CDT
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lol
GE-dDG-007
August 5th, 2005
4:40:47 AM CDT
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You gotta love the Germans.
Crater
May 10th, 2007
12:48:39 AM CDT
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The Potatoe Nazi strikes! "NO POTATOE - HUSKY GET BACK!"
Hatikvah
July 21st, 2007
3:57:58 PM CDT
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Crater and author spell like a certain Dan Quayle...
DrowningPool7202
August 5th, 2005
5:25:05 AM CDT
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1...Because that 'translating' or whatever they call it here is lame (like the Duck Tales one) and putting a BIGGGGGGGGGGGGG disgrace to Rammstein. You fail.
Merkilo
August 5th, 2005
5:29:44 AM CDT
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song always cracks me up, good interpretation
DrowningPool7202
August 5th, 2005
5:31:27 AM CDT
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oh...and it's not "Hey Spencer" it's "Hey spetter!"
DrowningPool7202
August 5th, 2005
5:32:52 AM CDT
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annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd one more note...the interpritation sucks....You can't even follow any of it or understand any of it.
Crater
May 10th, 2007
12:45:06 AM CDT
(1)
for the love of f*ck, have some fun with your life!
buck22666
May 30th, 2007
2:14:43 PM CDT
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oh... and one more thing, drowning pool sucks. i hope you drown in a pool.
CramItAll
August 5th, 2005
9:24:44 AM CDT
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You gotta wonder what they were thinking when they hired the male voice.
Desperado107
August 5th, 2005
11:08:32 AM CDT
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What does this have to do with Rammstein? They're German, smart one. This is Dutch.
NastyBastard
August 5th, 2005
12:31:39 PM CDT
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this song has nothin to do with Rammstein, it is by a dude named Ome Henk
Gradient
August 5th, 2005
1:33:44 PM CDT
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Besides, Rammstein is a jank band. 5/5 for this.
Nickolai
August 5th, 2005
3:23:01 PM CDT
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What the hell?
RupeeClock
August 5th, 2005
4:00:01 PM CDT
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What can i say? This was awesome. "For Yoshi Love"
silentd
August 5th, 2005
10:22:17 PM CDT
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HOLY WIN.
kjw1287
August 6th, 2005
12:20:42 AM CDT
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Get the stick out of your*ssDrowningPool? The band Drowning Pool sucks major cock anyway. You lose.
kjw1287
August 6th, 2005
12:21:12 AM CDT
(0)
THE COW WILL MEOW!
phatmatt
August 6th, 2005
2:23:00 PM CDT
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WATCH OUT FOR THE SCOOTER
Crater
May 10th, 2007
12:46:05 AM CDT
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*zooooom*
bbf2
August 8th, 2005
2:26:30 AM CDT
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haha, this is their actual translation for the Barbie girl song?
Zaro-SG
August 8th, 2005
11:40:10 AM CDT
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5'd for Yoshi Love!
GooperBlooper
August 10th, 2005
12:40:05 PM CDT
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Like I said... best interpretation ever.
SolonialSnake
August 13th, 2005
10:02:12 PM CDT
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*pop* f*ck!
spoof
August 15th, 2005
5:49:46 PM CDT
(0)
i love you...
Other-Guy
August 17th, 2005
11:21:09 PM CDT
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5 FOR PROMOTING YOSHI LOVE!
Skorpius
August 23rd, 2005
3:55:09 PM CDT
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I teared on this one XD
JoeyM
August 24th, 2005
5:45:13 AM CDT
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what the f*ck happened here?
nickcivi
August 25th, 2005
3:28:47 AM CDT
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"Can't get Dallas" Should have been cunnulingus.
nickcivi
August 25th, 2005
3:29:52 AM CDT
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I mean "Carbon Leaking"
Dpaladin
August 29th, 2005
9:54:08 PM CDT
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SHUT THE f*ck UP, TUSCON!
inconsiderate
September 13th, 2005
8:45:00 AM CDT
(0)
Win.
AryanRage
September 27th, 2005
9:54:29 AM CDT
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Love this song, but only in Dutch
Wafflecopter
September 28th, 2005
9:11:31 PM CDT
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holy sh*t. best EVAR.
joemama3434
October 10th, 2005
6:19:43 PM CDT
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lloolll grunt for yoshi love! lmao cant stop listening!!!
TheDoom
October 14th, 2005
12:30:32 AM CDT
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I've seen this done in a flash movie, but with different "Lyrics" same song. XD 4
e946
October 14th, 2005
1:34:00 AM CDT
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I logged in just to give this a 5.
sAge
October 19th, 2005
3:06:47 AM CDT
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You win... SHUT THE f*ck UP TUSCON!
Nuuuu
December 6th, 2005
9:55:21 AM CST
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Dude, this was awesome. I'll be watching out for the scooters!
Riglow
December 29th, 2005
11:23:00 PM CST
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SHUT THE f*ck UP TUSCON
EviLdAy
January 8th, 2006
11:07:30 AM CST
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nice try, but this song is just to ubscure to turn into English
TimeTravelingEchidna
March 5th, 2006
1:44:25 AM CST
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Three cheers for we, the native English speakers, not being able to speak other languanges!
Magee
April 27th, 2006
10:44:12 AM CDT
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Damn. You beat me to it. *pop* f*ck!!!
Plasma
May 3rd, 2006
8:27:07 PM CDT
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wtf?!
Bigun
June 7th, 2006
9:28:16 AM CDT
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5'ed for insanity
Emanuel
July 16th, 2006
10:23:47 AM CDT
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The "*Pop* f*ck!" part of the song had me in tears. Nice translation.
Mcfli
July 24th, 2006
1:12:55 AM CDT
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This one is way better than the other translation.
Mcfli
July 24th, 2006
1:14:09 AM CDT
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FreakyStyley
September 1st, 2006
6:37:46 PM CDT
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Have you seen me lift my noveljustastuffa??
giggity-giggity
February 18th, 2007
12:24:30 PM CST
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Dutch is such a weird language!
Coolgamer
April 10th, 2007
10:46:43 AM CDT
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This is not the Dutch version of Barbie Girl. Famous for making the song "Opblaaskrokodil", better known as the French Erotic Film song.
Arcarius
April 13th, 2007
8:31:09 PM CDT
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omfg that was amazing. it didnt make sense, but that made it even better
Crater
May 10th, 2007
12:29:38 AM CDT
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LOL! LOL! 5! Im about to choke on my Ramen noodles!!
Roxman
May 11th, 2007
8:46:16 PM CDT
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Haha, oh wow. QUACK!
IdNemesis
May 17th, 2007
3:24:02 PM CDT
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oh what the hell?
B15K17
May 17th, 2007
4:01:06 PM CDT
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STFU Tucson ! rotflol
DJ-knkd
May 17th, 2007
4:04:53 PM CDT
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Song is old. A lot of the words don't really sound like the 'lycics'. Has nothing to do with ducktales.
jokermausland
May 17th, 2007
7:21:19 PM CDT
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eat cow for zoo nun and summer schooner.
SpaceboyKev
May 17th, 2007
10:11:30 PM CDT
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I enjoyed the "NO POTATO GET BACK HUSKY" part. I own a little husky puppy. He will soon be a big husky dog.
wicho
May 22nd, 2007
6:17:02 AM CDT
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I lost it at "Quack"
Paragon049
May 29th, 2007
4:43:36 PM CDT
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NO POTATOE!!!
gamekid
May 29th, 2007
4:48:00 PM CDT
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Oscars at Fort Knox!
ILOVEUWxx
May 29th, 2007
4:50:37 PM CDT
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AND I QUOTE - "SHUT THE F*CK UP TUSCON!!" - END QUOTE.
DryIce
May 29th, 2007
10:33:00 PM CDT
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I loled at "i took food from your home like a freighter"
Bantam1983
June 19th, 2007
11:14:21 AM CDT
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I love this YTMND
Mr--Sandman
June 20th, 2007
12:45:21 PM CDT
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i thought it was funny, and i read everything on that page in sync with the music, but when i clicked back, my eyes were killing me... so, for a bad font, and a nice german parody-translation, you get NOTHING!!!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA.... also c*cks... (edit: ill give you 2... i dont know why...)
Hatikvah
July 21st, 2007
4:00:27 PM CDT
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gimme somma whatever you're on
risu
June 29th, 2007
2:11:57 AM CDT
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I approve this message
Baron
July 23rd, 2007
5:49:46 PM CDT
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this ytmnd has already been done properly http://germans.ytmnsfw.com
halomaniacforeve
July 31st, 2007
11:07:28 AM CDT
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Also, that's not the real translation, and it makes no sense 2'd for the effort...
The-Mobster
December 5th, 2007
6:00:35 AM CST
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