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Created on: March 7th, 2016
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So this guy brings a fucking Dolphin to a movie theater. Halfway through the movie he stands up with the Dolphin snug in his arms. The Dolphin politely asks, 'Please select your mode.' The man licks his lips a moment while thinking. The audience tells him to sit down and shut the fuck up. 'Hold on. Umm -- I know, transform into [i]Subaquatic Machine Gun[/i].' The Dolphin shapeshifts and makes transformer noises, becoming [i]SMG[/i], and the man instantly begins shooting everyone. This is sexually pleasing to both the man and the Dolphin. The manager eventually storms in, looks at the bloody mess, puts his hands on his hips and exclaims, 'Oh come on, you did that on [i]porpoise[/i]!'
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