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okay. SHUT UP. EVERYBODY JUST SHUUUUUUT UUUUP

I always got a kick out of the one where Chimp had been wiping his butt with banana peels for like a month, and he saved them up in a garbage bag, and then scooter found them and thought they were dried tobacco leaves. So Chimp comes home and there's Scooter, smoking a pipe in a leather chair, wearing an ascot, reading poetry, and Chimp takes a sniff and says, "What are you smoking there, Scooter, the dried banana peels I wiped my butt with?" And then the way scooter's eyes just went blank and he started to stare straight ahead because he just realized what had happened, God it was priceless. And then he wasn't even in the next episode because they just said he was "not well". As much as I liked the show, I thought it was kind of uninteresting, having an entire episode about Chimp, wrestling with his demons from his childhood, as he tried to stay positive and not give into temptation, on a senior citizens cruise to the Bahamas, due to a lazy security guard who sat on a keyboard to eat a hot dog and unwittingly switched the flights on the departure screen for the exact 5 seconds Chimp was looking at it, and then switched it back and pretended nothing happened.