Burton's Bobbers was a critically acclaimed fishing outlet on Kookamunga's West Point New Zamboni Boulevard. They were known for their patented megabobbers, which caught the most healthy and massive fish in most situations. However they were controversial for constantly hooking Fiji's northbound pineapple runoff, saturating Kookamungan markets with low-grade "pineapple fish"; the desperate attempts of cash-strapped fisherman looking to make a simple buck by modifying caught pineapples into mangled fish-golems, typically with wood from decaying piers and scales scratched off the few Mahi-Mahi corpses that could be salvaged with rough sandpaper.
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