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not much in the way of news. this will be the last post, feel free to post your final comments/memories.



On a side note my finger has fully healed, but i seem to have at least semi-permanent nerve damage which makes coding nearly impossible for the time being.

I've touched up my resume and am now actively looking for a job in the NYC area, so if you know anyone that is hiring, feel free to shoot me a message.

The private message system will be up for at least a week, so hit people up if you want to trade contact information. I'll update this news post once I finish the export tool. Other than that, I wish you all the best.

Over and out,
-Max

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Spaztick
April 1st, 2008
12:22:55 AM CDT
148th
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I'm holding out that he's serious, then I get to laugh at the rest of you!
SevenAteNine
April 1st, 2008
12:27:01 AM CDT
155th
(4)
Is this... the day that was prophecized? Is this... GARBAGE DAY?!
mrmatrixaplix
April 1st, 2008
12:32:18 AM CDT
169th
(2)
NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
ToastChef
April 1st, 2008
12:27:27 AM CDT
157th
(1)
keaton, DarthWang, CreepPipe, BTape, lacrossstar83, forgot poland army, Ted Danson followers, gr33nscr33n, ghcghcghc, Filibuster, and my other friends. I'm going to miss you all. A part of me just died.
Claremonster
April 1st, 2008
12:31:45 AM CDT
168th
(0)
Master Sitsu, Syncan, Fourest (Who had good ytmnds) and the man who posted it every day until we liked it will be missed as well.
CreepPipe
April 1st, 2008
12:51:26 AM CDT
188th
(1)
I thought of me in an orgy and I became more optimistic about this place shutting down. Hell I might even go out on a weekday if I didn't have YTMND to fall back on.
Claremonster
April 1st, 2008
12:57:02 AM CDT
195th
(0)
AND WHAT ABOUT THE DEW ARMY? ARE YEH JUST GONNA LEAVE THEM BEHIND?
Jpsousa4
April 1st, 2008
12:30:30 AM CDT
162nd
(0)
april 1stmnd
bobby-guapo
April 1st, 2008
12:36:58 AM CDT
173rd
(8)
the prank i played on my dad just now was much better. I tarred his penis and put feathers on it. More fun every year.
kujo62
April 1st, 2008
12:42:33 AM CDT
177th
(0)
AYPRULL FEWLZ
shay
April 1st, 2008
12:43:15 AM CDT
178th
(0)
O_O
llSHARPll
April 1st, 2008
12:43:31 AM CDT
179th
(0)
Noo... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :P 1st
shay
April 1st, 2008
12:44:21 AM CDT
182nd
(0)
SAY IT AIN'T SO!
Nuroticat
April 1st, 2008
1:15:49 AM CDT
209th
(2)
YOUR DRUG IS A HEARTBREAKER!
Evitron
April 1st, 2008
6:50:11 PM CDT
478th
(0)
^^ winner
Nuroticat
April 1st, 2008
9:23:35 PM CDT
518th
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http://www.albumsix.com
CompileError
April 1st, 2008
12:46:20 AM CDT
184th
(1)
Styx - Don't Let It End
MuckRaker
April 1st, 2008
12:48:33 AM CDT
186th
(2)
No stairway? Denied!
Kassius
April 1st, 2008
12:51:27 AM CDT
189th
(11)
The April Fools Punchline will be that he's actually closing the site lolol
PirateSteve
April 1st, 2008
1:26:48 AM CDT
213th
(5)
now that would be a good joke... except what the hell would we do with our time?
Kassius
April 1st, 2008
1:40:40 AM CDT
217th
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I begin writing serious music, become a popular producer, and never bring up any of the cheesy sh*t I made in the last 4 years.
ambulo
April 1st, 2008
9:08:16 AM CDT
316th
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Somehow I doubt YTMND is costing as much money as it's generating. Even if Max spent very little time on it, I doubt he has the artistic integrity to shut it down just because it's lost its zest. I mean, if he cared THAT much, we wouldn't have seen YFLY or the condemnation of NSFW sites. It's a money-making venture, and suckers like me will continue to sponsor enough sh*tty MurdarMachene sites to fuel Max's jaguar.
madDogSoldier
April 1st, 2008
7:38:37 PM CDT
493rd
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Wouldn't surprise me if that were the case ambulo. I mean, he is from New York, after all. Max could be up to anything. With a last name like 'Goldberg', it kinda narrows down what his tendencies might be.
aCHAIving
April 1st, 2008
10:09:13 PM CDT
537th
(1)
his remixes, when played backwards will contain peanutbutter radiohead,,,,,,,beatz, polend 2lkit (not), and other hints to his shameful yet nostalgic past
WESTBEN2002
April 1st, 2008
12:55:09 AM CDT
192nd
(1)
What the f*ck happened to the YTMND I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Westben2002, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my *ss from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer... dead...LETS DO IT!!!!
wheels979
April 1st, 2008
11:35:16 AM CDT
346th
(1)
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? No
kepledon
April 1st, 2008
12:55:29 AM CDT
193rd
(3)
MAX BEFORE YOU SHUT DOWN YTMND BE SURE TO GO ON THE COLBERT REPORT
WiseWiz
April 1st, 2008
1:04:05 AM CDT
202nd
(-1)
I won't believe it till I see it. Altho...it would be quite a prank if ytmnd really is done, it being april fools day and all.
WanderingPaladin
April 1st, 2008
1:12:49 AM CDT
205th
(1)
You, sir, have just trumped every single other site on the internet. Actually shutting down on April Fool's Day? That takes some brass. I salute you, sir.
SideburnsBrent
April 1st, 2008
1:20:48 AM CDT
210th
(0)
ESAD F*GGOT!
jasonkrowe
April 1st, 2008
1:25:00 AM CDT
211th
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RickRoll'd, BelAir'd, Punk'd, Max'd.
KaneRobot
April 1st, 2008
1:26:25 AM CDT
212th
(5)
KANEROBOT WAS RIGHT. YTMND was dying. Post your memories here.
nutnics
April 2nd, 2008
1:09:41 AM CDT
575th
(3)
[+]
TheBigDawg
April 1st, 2008
1:28:35 AM CDT
215th
(1)
Quite a poor April Fools' prank. If you REALLY wanted to prank us, you could've a) not linked to index2.html; b) not HAD an index2.html, so all we had to look at was the initial page; 3) actually disabled logins for the day.
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:35:25 AM CDT
303rd
(0)
maybe not disable logins, but perhaps posting sites
mundermann
April 1st, 2008
1:29:59 AM CDT
216th
(0)
Finis vitae sed non amoris.
risu
April 1st, 2008
1:54:36 AM CDT
222nd
(0)
Mmm yes... fae victus... indubitably.
kackerot
April 1st, 2008
1:48:43 AM CDT
219th
(1)
...wow looks like all the art f*gs in the forums will now have to trade she male on 4 chan while they wait for their suicide pills to take effect... ...f*ck you tispykittens...
risu
April 1st, 2008
1:53:36 AM CDT
221st
(1)
Basically it's obvious. You see it's a joke that it's a joke that it's a joke that it's not a joke. I mean the only other possibility would be that it's a joke that it's not a joke that it's a joke that it's not a joke. And obviously that couldn't be it.
TheManWithNoFace
April 1st, 2008
2:10:40 AM CDT
226th
(-3)
my sides are splitting with laughter. no really
JoeyJoeJoe
April 1st, 2008
2:53:17 AM CDT
235th
(0)
What will we ever do without your pretentious pseudo-art and mono-commenting f*ggotry?
risu
April 2nd, 2008
12:36:37 AM CDT
566th
(0)
ow
WanderingPaladin
April 1st, 2008
2:13:01 AM CDT
227th
(2)
Lost? Follow this easy-to-understand guide! http://ytmndanarchy.ytmnd.com/
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:39:34 AM CDT
304th
(-1)
5
Vercades
April 1st, 2008
2:20:46 AM CDT
228th
(0)
You took it to far Max, I'm deleting all my YTMNDs right now!
Nuroticat
April 1st, 2008
2:25:12 AM CDT
231st
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http://asadplace.ytmnd.com/
tubbytango
April 1st, 2008
2:34:58 AM CDT
233rd
(0)
UGH!
Muh-Ree-Uh
April 1st, 2008
2:51:21 AM CDT
234th
(1)
Do you know how many an heroes there are going to be now? And all of them ain't in Ohio...
xcrissxcrossx
April 1st, 2008
6:26:01 AM CDT
272nd
(1)
You're going to have to stay with brian peppers for now.
MrMuskOx
April 1st, 2008
3:06:19 AM CDT
237th
(1)
Great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with my life?
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:41:06 AM CDT
306th
(0)
end it
c-wane
April 1st, 2008
3:18:24 AM CDT
238th
(0)
ugh this is the worst april fools joke ytmnd has done yet. bring back the george w bush llamas.
Goneja
April 1st, 2008
3:42:24 AM CDT
242nd
(1)
F*GGOT
koolaider
April 1st, 2008
3:12:14 PM CDT
418th
(0)
SOO GAAAAAY
Spicoli
April 1st, 2008
3:42:41 AM CDT
243rd
(3)
I don't know what to believe... I'm just a nobody... but this meant something to me. I lost my parents this year and I don't really have any friends. This was my only real source of laughter in my life, if it dies I might as well too. See you later maybe.
JetChan
April 1st, 2008
3:44:47 AM CDT
244th
(4)
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Megalixir
April 1st, 2008
3:50:54 AM CDT
245th
(6)
MAX: I WILL BUY THE DOMAIN FROM YOU AND CONTINUE TO MAINTAIN THE SITE. PLEASE CONTACT ME.
fudgeboy
April 1st, 2008
3:57:29 AM CDT
250th
(0)
The Wiki's still up...
kepledon
April 1st, 2008
11:17:13 AM CDT
343rd
(1)
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND_Easter_Eggs#YTMND_April_Fools_jokes
ubermann
April 1st, 2008
4:40:46 AM CDT
255th
(1)
i guess it's back to D&D then for me.
icenine0
April 1st, 2008
4:45:56 AM CDT
256th
(2)
NOOOO MAACCKKKSSS!!!! If the site isn't making money, then put in more ads and popups and leave it up in its current state and make a million dollars or something. I'll even install SmileyCentral and the Yahoo Toolbar!!! I WILL I SWEAR IT. ;__________;
icenine0
April 1st, 2008
4:47:20 AM CDT
257th
(0)
Haha, this is an April fools joke, right guys? YTMND can't be closing!
icenine0
April 1st, 2008
4:48:20 AM CDT
258th
(2)
RIGHT?! RIGHT!? OH DEAR GOD
DaChazman
April 1st, 2008
5:02:44 AM CDT
259th
(-1)
GUYS THIS ISN'T AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK I SWEAR TO GOD MAX CONTACTED ME ABOUT CLOSING THE SITE IT'S REAL I TELLS YA
goatseboy
April 1st, 2008
5:20:45 AM CDT
260th
(0)
FIRST
Hurst1488
April 1st, 2008
5:24:31 AM CDT
261st
(-1)
Real april fools would be just to shut it down totally do like a 404 and leave it.. moot would if he was smart enough to doit 0_o
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:42:34 AM CDT
307th
(0)
no this way he gets to torture us by keeping us guessing
risu
April 2nd, 2008
12:38:51 AM CDT
567th
(0)
the best thing to know about any fool is not to preoccupy yourself with it
NeoVersion7
April 1st, 2008
5:36:29 AM CDT
263rd
(0)
It's been fun... Oh wait, it still is... :D
LawlAndPawnder
April 1st, 2008
5:39:30 AM CDT
264th
(0)
Good Night Sweet Prince April 1, 2004-April 1, 2008
MarioStarz
April 1st, 2008
5:45:43 AM CDT
265th
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i'm sorry for all the sites i've downvoted.
giggity-giggity
April 1st, 2008
5:56:47 AM CDT
267th
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Heh, this one's pretty convincing
DZK
April 1st, 2008
6:02:05 AM CDT
268th
(1)
Eaglebird, we miss you.
JoeyJoeJoe
April 1st, 2008
9:46:12 AM CDT
326th
(1)
Eagleturd?
Indianlove
April 1st, 2008
3:10:11 PM CDT
416th
(0)
Thank you for the Haley Fad :), and for freeze em leave em whole up in yo salad which is still a phrase said by me and many of my friends :)
xcrissxcrossx
April 1st, 2008
6:24:46 AM CDT
271st
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also c*cks
Rossilius
April 1st, 2008
6:32:02 AM CDT
274th
(1)
April fools...? Also, c*cks.
mrshow
April 1st, 2008
6:58:12 AM CDT
275th
(0)
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES
blackened-militia
April 1st, 2008
7:01:04 AM CDT
276th
(2)
WHA HAPPAN???!?! DID HE SET UP US THE BOMB?
DamnCrackas
April 1st, 2008
7:05:57 AM CDT
278th
(0)
Doesn't ytmnd "die" once or twice a year anyway? I'm pretty sure we've seen worse, like actual data being lost, 404'd, c*cks, etc.
Tazzer88
April 1st, 2008
7:22:27 AM CDT
280th
(0)
goodnight sweet prince. your final days certainly weren't pretty, but we'll always have Pokeyman and the Dennal Plan.
montereymatt
April 1st, 2008
7:24:25 AM CDT
281st
(0)
NOOOOOOooooooooooo...
Wesyeed
April 1st, 2008
7:34:22 AM CDT
282nd
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F.U.C.K YOU MAX
freekwithstile
April 1st, 2008
7:51:33 AM CDT
286th
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i'm crying like a little bitch right now. whatever will i do with my life? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?????????????
FLCL0303
April 1st, 2008
7:59:10 AM CDT
287th
(0)
Well, we had some good times guys. I'll miss you. maybe we'll meet again on Maxes new site... wait this could be a very clever way to unveil his new site. out with the old in with the new? anyway, im sorry for my sh*tty sites. bai keaton!
flurffmeister
April 1st, 2008
8:05:09 AM CDT
289th
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if YTMDN is really going away, I'll kill myself. :(
Doomrock
April 2nd, 2008
8:54:48 PM CDT
683rd
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YTMDN: The Web Destination of Tomorrow
flurffmeister
April 1st, 2008
8:06:09 AM CDT
290th
(0)
THIS IS MADNESS
Indianlove
April 1st, 2008
3:29:18 PM CDT
427th
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Madness?
Vector
April 1st, 2008
8:07:22 AM CDT
292nd
(0)
April fools!
pgn2b
April 1st, 2008
8:07:49 AM CDT
293rd
(1)
I guess I'm left to thinking about ytmnd's rich history for the rest of my life.
hanktherapper
April 1st, 2008
7:23:44 PM CDT
492nd
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We still need to get together and have a beer. Actually you can have a beer, I'll drink a margarita. I hate beer.
pgn2b
April 2nd, 2008
3:51:50 PM CDT
646th
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[+]
hanktherapper
April 2nd, 2008
5:40:24 PM CDT
659th
(1)
Pgn2b and I only live maybe 20-30 miles apart and are relatively close in age. While I don't really know anything about him, I would rather meet him than say some teenager or 20-year-old. Now if only Dascoot, HeatherChandler, or cheekygirl lived by me.
pgn2b
April 2nd, 2008
6:48:24 PM CDT
669th
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Umfold, I was that dude in the chat room for 10 hours. I thought ytmnd was dead. Anyway, I think I could pick out the users that I would get along irl pretty easily. hank, gr33nscr33nstops3cr3talt to name a few. Plus I'm extra funny when I'm drunk.
goodmango
April 1st, 2008
8:08:46 AM CDT
294th
(0)
OH LOL. April Fools Day'd.
BugattiVeyron
April 1st, 2008
8:17:46 AM CDT
296th
(1)
What a pity. This site was a really good source of humor. ( I hope this isn't a prank )
raichuman99
April 1st, 2008
8:24:00 AM CDT
299th
(3)
F*ck! My YTMNDs! Wait, they sucked.
heh
April 1st, 2008
8:28:35 AM CDT
300th
(-1)
hello max please can you unban joejew and f*g
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:43:34 AM CDT
309th
(1)
320th?
doc-faustus
April 1st, 2008
8:47:04 AM CDT
310th
(0)
NOOOOO!! MAX NOOOOOOOOO!!! DONT DELETE MY AWFUL YTMNDS!!!! /cry
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
8:54:16 AM CDT
311th
(0)
This comment board is starting to suck, lets move it over to the Black History Month page... or the one mentioning the tatoo
AussieEvil
April 1st, 2008
8:55:30 AM CDT
312th
(0)
SHENANIGANS!
InPoorTaste
April 1st, 2008
8:59:31 AM CDT
313th
(0)
this site can't close. If it does, eBaums wins... WE MUST CRUSH THOSE F*CKING BASTARDS WITH THE WEIGH OF OUR BALLS! Remember when the n*gg* first stole your bike? Or when NEDM was funny? How about Chunk? Not to mention raiding boards, taking on Tom Cruise's cult of choice, and SEGA for sonic rapings. Look if this site closes i'm going to tubgirl myself to get it back on!!
muke
April 1st, 2008
3:07:40 PM CDT
415th
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also, don't forget, 4chan will also win if this place shuts down; they are the ones that started our downward sprial by invading with their f*ggotry!
Dashman
April 1st, 2008
9:07:06 AM CDT
314th
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I rolled my eyes when I logged in. Seriously man, you can't be too obvious about an april 1rst prank. Something that huge is completely unbelievable.
ambulo
April 1st, 2008
9:20:14 AM CDT
321st
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Mistake #1 was specifically indicating the date on the front page
Oddflame
April 1st, 2008
9:08:15 AM CDT
315th
(0)
THIS IS REAL U GUYS
dunsparce
April 1st, 2008
9:10:03 AM CDT
317th
(1)
There should still be a program to let us back up our sites, regardless. ITS A GOOD IDEA LOL
jetz
April 1st, 2008
9:14:55 AM CDT
319th
(2)
Time for someone to make a "We Didn't End This Website!" site
JaziB
April 1st, 2008
9:36:02 AM CDT
322nd
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Max, why have you done this?
JoeyJoeJoe
April 1st, 2008
9:40:40 AM CDT
324th
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Shock, denial, bargaining, guilt, anger, depression, acceptance.
hbomberman
April 1st, 2008
10:31:45 AM CDT
335th
(1)
like on that episode of SCRUBS!
JoeyJoeJoe
April 1st, 2008
9:43:41 AM CDT
325th
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When I first saw the fp, I thought, "oh hey, April Fools". But I quickly realized that it had to be true. Sort of like Kurt Cobain's suicide... if you listened to enough of his music, you knew it was inevitable and you weren't really surprised when it actually happened.
Mr-cheater
April 1st, 2008
9:54:35 AM CDT
327th
(1)
Max we need YTMND shirts before you kill it.
igR
April 1st, 2008
9:56:17 AM CDT
328th
(0)
Wow... it never redirected me... Thanks max...
MechMedic
April 1st, 2008
10:03:14 AM CDT
329th
(0)
Lies and Slanders
schneider51
April 1st, 2008
10:16:30 AM CDT
330th
(-1)
Cpt-Jean-Luc-Picard
April 1st, 2008
10:16:35 AM CDT
331st
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Im still convinced its an april fools joke idc, shuting ytmnd down would suck.
pantsofdoom
April 1st, 2008
10:22:35 AM CDT
332nd
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YOU'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE lawlZ!!111
mik3m
April 1st, 2008
10:33:52 AM CDT
336th
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how long will it take to save all my ytmnds to a .zip
surfinbrant
April 1st, 2008
10:36:00 AM CDT
337th
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Oh gnoes!
AndrewNi
April 1st, 2008
10:42:12 AM CDT
339th
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posted one second after midnight? TOO PERFECT IMO, although I wouldn't be all that surprised if it becomes reality at some point as I imagine this place costs a fortune to run
Woohoo5241
April 1st, 2008
10:54:16 AM CDT
340th
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I can't believe people are buying this... If he was gonna do this, why would he have mentioned in his last few posts that he was "working on updates"? updates that have not yet been released?
Adamizer
April 1st, 2008
11:07:47 AM CDT
341st
(3)
DO A BARREL ROLL!
schneider51
April 1st, 2008
11:18:35 AM CDT
344th
(-3)
Indianlove
April 1st, 2008
11:33:54 AM CDT
345th
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:( no
Dumoney
April 1st, 2008
11:40:22 AM CDT
349th
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I'm really sad YTMND is dying, this site was the shyt.
Indianlove
April 1st, 2008
11:48:01 AM CDT
351st
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lol doesn't it say established 2001 at the top ^^
Toilet
April 1st, 2008
11:56:50 AM CDT
352nd
(2)
andrewbert
April 1st, 2008
12:09:41 PM CDT
353rd
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this site was full of retarded middle school kids who were all geeked out on their adderall LOLOLOLing at little clips of startrek voyager episodes with pictures of brian peppers spliced in there somewhere, anyway. good f*cking riddance.
Slusher
April 1st, 2008
12:10:12 PM CDT
354th
(1)
Voilà. Je viens officiellement de perdre le goût de vivre.
MuToiDMaN
April 1st, 2008
12:29:45 PM CDT
356th
(0)
Thanks for all the Memoriez™
blacky777
April 1st, 2008
12:36:39 PM CDT
358th
(0)
This is blasphemy, this is madness!!
mast
April 1st, 2008
12:53:08 PM CDT
362nd
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this sucks on ice loloolol
EvilTux
April 1st, 2008
12:54:11 PM CDT
363rd
(-1)
so i go and click max's name and bring up his profile, and it says it was created on 2004-04-06. so the real question is, real, or epic fail?
mantenna
April 1st, 2008
1:11:07 PM CDT
366th
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I remember when max almost got sued by ebaumsworld, and then scientology, and then other stuff that wasn't nearly as interesting. PLEASE MAX! CAN'T WE GO BACK THERE?!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SHOWER MORE! I'LL MAKE YOU BREAKFAST! EVERY TUESDAY I'LL WAX YOUR BALLS JUST LIKE YOU WANTED! JUST PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO US!
Chezz
April 1st, 2008
1:11:58 PM CDT
367th
(0)
April mow.
AnubisX303
April 1st, 2008
1:29:35 PM CDT
369th
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April Fools are meant to be random and unlikely. Face it, YTMND could die!
Evilbeaver
April 1st, 2008
1:33:44 PM CDT
370th
(0)
If this is a April fools joke, then I feel kind of stupid for saving my assets just now.
NicoGomez101
April 1st, 2008
1:36:49 PM CDT
372nd
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Everything I know and love is collapsing... God... Please... Take me now!... ...No?... Er... How about you Satan?... Damn it!... ... Well... I could always take up... Living or exiting the sanctity of my home... Maybe get a job at McDonalds...
DarthWang
April 1st, 2008
1:37:48 PM CDT
373rd
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Hey, can you use that zip function thing to save other people's sites, too?
starscream178
April 1st, 2008
1:40:37 PM CDT
375th
(0)
Stfu not true!
OnlineFurbster
April 1st, 2008
1:40:52 PM CDT
376th
(1)
Strange... the april fools joke is intresting. It makes it look as though the site is dicontinued.
plkman
April 1st, 2008
1:42:03 PM CDT
378th
(0)
Well it was to end anyway.......QUICK, SOMEONE HOST THE SITE AGAIN GO GO GO GO GO!
numbakrunch
April 1st, 2008
1:52:49 PM CDT
379th
(0)
Max, FYI it seems someone has hacked YTMND and posted a fake 'YTMND is dead' message as a sick prank. I know you're busy but could you fix that? A lot of people are panicking and it'd be nice if things could just get back to normal. Just letting you know and all.
SMZ
April 1st, 2008
1:53:09 PM CDT
380th
(1)
I bet you intentionally cut off the tip of your finger just so that you could add that little extra "oomph" to the prank
DaChazman
April 1st, 2008
2:31:36 PM CDT
398th
(0)
YES, IT'S A PRANK 2 MONTHS IN THE MAKING! GENIUS I SAY! GENIUS!
scorpkris
April 1st, 2008
2:00:09 PM CDT
381st
(0)
Oh, you, max. Well played.
NicoGomez101
April 1st, 2008
2:05:00 PM CDT
384th
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... T_T ... I love you guys! ... All of you!
NicoGomez101
April 1st, 2008
2:06:04 PM CDT
385th
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... T_T ... I love you guys! ... All of you!
MonstaRr
April 1st, 2008
2:08:50 PM CDT
388th
(0)
ytmnd is like my bible and you ripped before my face :'( i iz sat kittay
Connor12345
April 1st, 2008
2:10:20 PM CDT
389th
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :(
MonstaRr
April 1st, 2008
2:12:24 PM CDT
390th
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ps i still dont know why my name turns blue can somebody pm me an explain it plooox
LeQuack-is-Back
April 1st, 2008
2:17:37 PM CDT
391st
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
keybob
April 1st, 2008
2:19:15 PM CDT
392nd
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Frognal Cogfosters- now where will I go at 4 am to enjoy fastidious examples of wit?
hdofu
April 1st, 2008
2:35:34 PM CDT
399th
(0)
YES!... YES!! PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!
sgtparent
April 1st, 2008
2:38:46 PM CDT
402nd
(0)
If this is in fact a real closing, I'm going to miss all of the Tim "The Toolman" Taylor sites. AUUUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
cucka
April 1st, 2008
2:40:12 PM CDT
403rd
(0)
I don't think so Tim. This is truly a sad day for all of the internets. I hope your next project is YTMND2, The Reckoning.
Connor12345
April 1st, 2008
2:40:50 PM CDT
404th
(0)
How about you get someone to help maintain the site.
siburke939
April 1st, 2008
2:47:01 PM CDT
406th
(0)
yo son (post nudes)
bje32189
April 1st, 2008
2:48:12 PM CDT
409th
(0)
yo son (i want some more of that white ass)
bje32189
April 1st, 2008
2:47:03 PM CDT
407th
(0)
Thank you Ric!
SolomonGrundee
April 1st, 2008
2:54:54 PM CDT
410th
(1)
In the words of a great hero of mine, as well as many others on YTMND, I can only finish with this quote from him: "Its a Trap!" Happy April "Its a Trap!" Day.
thebigbaka
April 1st, 2008
3:04:39 PM CDT
412th
(1)
this site will be killed™
raichuman99
April 1st, 2008
3:18:42 PM CDT
423rd
(0)
ahaha this has never been so fitting
koolaider
April 1st, 2008
3:11:01 PM CDT
417th
(0)
KAHHHHHHHHHN
Warhol
April 1st, 2008
3:12:35 PM CDT
419th
(-1)
I hope you're happy max. Now I have to go to 4chan for laughs. 4CHAN
phattyguy
April 1st, 2008
3:15:34 PM CDT
422nd
(0)
Dark days, or a really mean joke.
Spartacus87
April 1st, 2008
3:19:31 PM CDT
424th
(1)
I haven't been very active on YTMND. In fact, in the three years I've been on this site, I've only created a handful of YTMNDs. But that doesn't mean I won't miss this place. Between the papers, the binge drinking, and the toils of everyday living, I visited YTMND as a way of venting. At first it started out as a replacement for what should have been therapy, but as time progressed, this escape turned into a love of YTMND and its community (no homo). Concordis. Aeternus. Thanks Max, for everything.
pgn2b
April 1st, 2008
3:24:35 PM CDT
425th
(1)
If this really is true, I think you've summed it up well. Really, no matter how bad a world w/out ytmnd would be, all I can do is give Max my heartfelt thanks for the hours and hours of enjoyment I've received here.
Spartacus87
April 1st, 2008
7:01:30 PM CDT
482nd
(0)
By the way, Max, did I mention the horrible things that will happen if this ends up being a joke? :)
omgbomb
April 1st, 2008
3:27:44 PM CDT
426th
(0)
cu@alol
Improviser
April 1st, 2008
3:45:16 PM CDT
428th
(3)
It's after 12:00. You can reveal the prank now.
g0zer
April 1st, 2008
3:49:36 PM CDT
429th
(0)
rest in peace now, dog
aclemfaal
April 1st, 2008
3:50:43 PM CDT
430th
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445th
lalala1087
April 1st, 2008
3:51:00 PM CDT
431st
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If this really is serious, then I guess I'll reflect. I haven't surfed much or created sites for quite a while now, but when I was really into it I was hooked. If YTMND does shut down, memories of all the fads will still remain in my heart.
Mr-Wilbur
April 1st, 2008
3:54:35 PM CDT
432nd
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Huh. Well, this sucks.
Mr-Wilbur
April 1st, 2008
3:56:09 PM CDT
433rd
(0)
Wasn't YTMND created on April 30th? Just wondering...
Elezzzark
April 1st, 2008
3:58:14 PM CDT
434th
(0)
@ALL: YOU FORGOT POLAND
richk1693
April 1st, 2008
3:58:47 PM CDT
435th
(0)
CreepPipe you're hardcore.
mr-kirch
April 1st, 2008
4:00:49 PM CDT
436th
(0)
maybe he'll shut the site down... then on april 20th he will be stoned out of his f*cking mind and make a new site then post a thread with the new site on it!!!
Chav-Slayer
April 1st, 2008
4:12:43 PM CDT
438th
(2)
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
intervention
April 1st, 2008
4:19:50 PM CDT
439th
(0)
Why can't YTMND be the random site(s) it was/were back in 2005?
Mpika
April 1st, 2008
4:26:10 PM CDT
441st
(0)
If this really isn't a joke, then goodbye ytmnd :( It was a good run. Also, first (and maybe last) news page comment for me.
PastorTravis
April 1st, 2008
4:26:36 PM CDT
442nd
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oh god what will i do without the ytmnsfw forums i'm not sure i'll recover
posergangster
April 1st, 2008
4:26:42 PM CDT
443rd
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this is the best april fools joke any one has pulled on me today. Nice job YTMND! I almost fell for it
Goin-Solo
April 1st, 2008
4:30:58 PM CDT
444th
(0)
Perhaps tomorrow it'll be PTKFGS website instead of ytmnd, in which case ytmnd would be dead but it'd still be the same lol.
hockeyham
April 1st, 2008
4:41:23 PM CDT
445th
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Could you at least turn back on Batman: ualuealuealeuale?
enix7
April 1st, 2008
4:42:59 PM CDT
446th
(-1)
Guys it's april fools! Ha.. I didn't realize for a little while either.
reptyler123
April 1st, 2008
4:44:20 PM CDT
447th
(-1)
max..... i cant say if i am mad at you for closing the site or grateful for what you have done over the past 4 years. granted i have only been on this site for about a year, it is a source of profound meaning and happiness to me. i didn't even figure out how to make my first site yet, and you have robbed me of that. you are still a person of grate influence to many people and i hope you know what this is doing to all of us. i will miss all the internet gods that this ytmnd has crated and they will foreve
reptyler123
April 1st, 2008
4:49:59 PM CDT
451st
(-1)
i will miss all the internet gods that this ytmnd has crated and they will forever be immortal on google images. i am not sure if life is worth living without the unique brand of humor that only ytmnd can provide. i hope you realize what you have done to me and all the fans of this site, but i still wish you the best. on a side note, i heard that there is some new medical procedure that can regrow a human finger, it's like this wired powder you apply on the raw nub and it regrows the cells, so check itout
jsaw2001
April 1st, 2008
4:44:36 PM CDT
448th
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PLEASE DONT SAY ITS SO...
Abel2
April 1st, 2008
4:47:45 PM CDT
450th
(1)
DUN DUN DUUUUAAAAAAAA!!
redtippmann
April 1st, 2008
4:51:26 PM CDT
452nd
(0)
im sure someone would buy the site and host it!
redtippmann
April 1st, 2008
5:04:09 PM CDT
453rd
(0)
If someone could e-mail me if they have any news on another site(or if you want to spam) EMAIL: byeytmnd@live.com And sorry for the double post!
trayeater
April 1st, 2008
5:07:18 PM CDT
454th
(0)
FTL
WanderingPaladin
April 1st, 2008
5:14:13 PM CDT
455th
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Registrant: Max Goldberg 847A Second Avenue 302 New York, NY 10017 Do with that what you will.
Ailure
April 1st, 2008
5:44:38 PM CDT
459th
(0)
I comment so my name appears in future internet archives! Thank for all those years! And thank for future years, incase this is just a joke...
choogly
April 1st, 2008
5:49:44 PM CDT
460th
(0)
Homestar runner did something like this a while back, they said they were shutting down or something. Just wait till tomorrow when all you guys look like idiots for believing this.
MasterAL
April 1st, 2008
6:01:19 PM CDT
462nd
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Under Section 37B of the contract SIGNED by him
Indianlove
April 2nd, 2008
6:13:39 AM CDT
597th
(0)
YOU LOSE!
hanktherapper
April 1st, 2008
6:02:32 PM CDT
463rd
(2)
Thanks for everything, Max. I actually am relieved. I won't be spending all my free money on YTMND anymore (almost at $600 now). I also don't have the pressure of making the Van Halen site I've been stressing over last weekend. (still not fully buying it though)
ryanmontana
April 1st, 2008
6:12:03 PM CDT
464th
(1)
PANAMA!!!
koolaider
April 1st, 2008
6:37:23 PM CDT
472nd
(2)
BOSEY BOSEY BOP! Wait a minute...
kittyblender
April 1st, 2008
6:40:00 PM CDT
474th
(4)
Have you seen Junior's grades?!.......They have improved after some website went down.
pgn2b
April 2nd, 2008
7:41:01 AM CDT
605th
(0)
ytmnd must go on for hanks Van Halen site
hanktherapper
April 2nd, 2008
8:44:30 PM CDT
682nd
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If YTMND is still up in three weeks I'll go ahead and make the site. Until then: http://position.ytmnd.com/
Peanut
April 1st, 2008
6:16:54 PM CDT
465th
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It was bound to die anyway. Good riddance. >_>; also c*cks.
gh45
April 1st, 2008
6:25:38 PM CDT
467th
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This prank fails.
Gamertag
April 1st, 2008
6:30:00 PM CDT
469th
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hay wait a minute... wasn't ytmnd founded April 30th, not the 1st? His blatant use of incorrect facts must mean he is lying!!!
eXXXfurry
April 1st, 2008
6:39:46 PM CDT
473rd
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I'll see you all in Hell!
girlapurpleheart
April 1st, 2008
6:46:31 PM CDT
475th
(-1)
If this is April fools joke, then this is lulz.
AngryTerk
April 1st, 2008
6:50:03 PM CDT
477th
(2)
uhhhh, max YTMND was started April 30th. I double checked, Is this a joke. cause it's not cool, and thats no good!
MulletManSam
April 1st, 2008
11:15:08 PM CDT
543rd
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Max registered ytmnd.com on April 1st :P WHOIS is your friend
BLAZE86
April 1st, 2008
6:59:07 PM CDT
480th
(0)
/cry
truehater
April 1st, 2008
7:06:25 PM CDT
483rd
(0)
PACARD will live on........
Leviathan1122
April 1st, 2008
7:08:45 PM CDT
484th
(0)
Holy sh*t, for a minute I thought this was really happening. O_O April ****ing Fools, please.
BTVagrant
April 1st, 2008
7:13:35 PM CDT
486th
(-1)
If this is true, then I am truly sorry for being the NARV that I was, making over 130 sites which all sucked. Thank you max. Thank you all. This community here completly changed my view on how to be funny. You do or you don't. Again, I'm sorry for not understanding what made this site so important and ruining it obsessivly with my crap which I thought was funny.
thelumberjacker
April 1st, 2008
7:17:17 PM CDT
489th
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its the end of ytmnd, and i still bet nobody will send me a pm =[
Wonderboy2402
April 1st, 2008
7:18:55 PM CDT
491st
(0)
No... It can't end... like this! Say it ain't so!
madDogSoldier
April 1st, 2008
8:10:24 PM CDT
502nd
(0)
Weezer fan?
VenomSpawn
April 1st, 2008
7:38:48 PM CDT
494th
(-1)
Not a prank? "Effective immediately YTMND will be running at reduced capacity and all user signup/site creation functionality will be disabled." So either all the new sites referencing this are made by users who can predict the future, or you are a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
warsman11
April 1st, 2008
7:41:23 PM CDT
495th
(0)
damn without ytmnd how can i live?
petro1
April 1st, 2008
7:47:03 PM CDT
497th
(0)
I didn't fall for the trap
litldrk1
April 1st, 2008
7:51:56 PM CDT
498th
(0)
F*ck you... Just when I was lrning to luv again
moofin
April 1st, 2008
7:57:55 PM CDT
500th
(1)
STIE CUKS
fuckublooper
April 1st, 2008
8:21:06 PM CDT
503rd
(-2)
A job in NYC? Hmm... What about the so-called "Nintendo Pokemon Center"? Maybe Pokemon isn't your thing, but I hear they're hiring... It's sorta this Pokemon megabase in NYC somewhere... Just my suggestion. Farewell... I'll miss you... P.S. I'm Canadian... Just to let you all know... GO CALGARY FLAMES!
VomitingKermit
April 2nd, 2008
1:43:34 AM CDT
577th
(0)
GO CANUCKS!! heheh
joshisthug
April 2nd, 2008
3:46:45 AM CDT
592nd
(0)
stfu f*g
VomitingKermit
April 2nd, 2008
3:19:27 PM CDT
640th
(0)
I'll miss you too, you rampagingly homosexual puppy f*cker.
PZ
April 1st, 2008
8:30:59 PM CDT
505th
(4)
you are all getting trolled by Max. If he does supposedly kill the site, you'll all have time to get jobs and girlfriends. Win win situation.
BloodArgon
April 1st, 2008
8:40:44 PM CDT
510th
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Oh, jobs and girlfriends? Why would we want that =[
MulletManSam
April 1st, 2008
11:16:43 PM CDT
545th
(2)
I'd rather not work for the corporations who sold me to foreign nations to get rid of their debt while dating evil womenz :P
AustinBURNiNATOR
April 1st, 2008
8:36:09 PM CDT
506th
(2)
if ytmnd is going down, ebaumsworld should go down with them. at least all the imitators will shut down.
NicoGomez101
April 1st, 2008
9:51:38 PM CDT
526th
(0)
That's why there's a bomb on my chest. When we go down, they go down.
shplee
April 1st, 2008
8:38:07 PM CDT
507th
(0)
ITS A TRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Darkwill73
April 1st, 2008
8:38:49 PM CDT
508th
(0)
Hold on a sec; didn't he say that user creation would be suspended IMMEDIATELY? If that was the case, then why did I just create an account a mere 2 minutes ago???
norrithesexy
April 1st, 2008
8:39:57 PM CDT
509th
(0)
I won't forget about you, great Lord of the internets... Premier Max.
DaChazman
April 1st, 2008
8:52:48 PM CDT
512th
(1)
lol you got rid of the deadtmnd page
BlueNight
April 1st, 2008
8:54:02 PM CDT
513th
(1)
Wow. When I heard the music, I thought, "OMG, who died?" Then I read the comments and realized today's the 1st of April. I'll look again tomorrow.
Nuroticat
April 1st, 2008
9:15:03 PM CDT
517th
(0)
DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT U 4GET ABT ME DONT DONT DONT DONT
Dorkmo
April 1st, 2008
9:24:24 PM CDT
519th
(1)
can we torrent everything on the server and just share all the older stuff?
blackened-militia
April 1st, 2008
9:30:07 PM CDT
520th
(2)
WHA HAPPAN?!?!?! did he UNset the bomb?!?!
CaptainRescue
April 1st, 2008
9:34:28 PM CDT
521st
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The one thing I'll miss the most is reading VinnyWeapon's old posts... *sniff, sniff* I can almost hear him begging for help against the robots... *openly sobbing*
stingray447
April 1st, 2008
9:36:22 PM CDT
522nd
(1)
RIP YTMND. I made a Memorial for YTMND. Its the funeral for it. Rest your soul YTMND. heres the funeral for YTMND. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjiK4mbOpGM
NotYourDog
April 2nd, 2008
5:35:27 AM CDT
595th
(0)
i like
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