Medieval Retrowax

Dear Max,

We hope this note finds you well. Your Webby Awards entry YTMND.com in the Viral category, has moved on to the next round of Webby judging. For this stage, in addition to the URL and entry information you've already provided, we now need a 2:00-3:00 minute, high-quality version of your entry, highlighting the segments or portions of your work that you feel best represent the overall piece.


Along with your original URL and entry information, this reel will compliment your entry throughout the next phases of the judging process. Should your entry eventually be honored, this clip may be:

* Used to showcase your achievement to Webby Voice Voters and the public at large at Webbyawards.com.

* Aired live at The Webby Film & Video Awards in New York City in June 2007.

* Used to promote your achievement in broadcast, traditional and other forms of media.


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Your task, should you choose to complete it, is to create a 2-3 minute high res video that highlights why YTMND is so awesome. Due to me only being notified about this today, we have until Wednesday. Try to upload a copy somewhere and email me at max@ytmnd.com.

If you make the best video your work will possibly be broadcast at the webbys and you will also receive a free print of every shirt I ever sell in the future.
EDIT: This video obviously needs to be work safe, and the goal here is to highlight YTMND's good side, not a fad compilation that no one outside of the site would understand. The goal here is to make something that other people can "get".

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March 3rd, 2007
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I munched a ham behave its Biggie Smalls.
March 3rd, 2007
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C-C-C-Combo breakerz
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his balls in the halls of the malls in the bathrooms stalls at Ruby Falls.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man save hundreds of dollars on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
March 3rd, 2007
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I observed a male reduce the length of follicles growing on his scrotum with a sharp metal implement.
March 3rd, 2007
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I've f*cked a few rubber dolls
March 3rd, 2007
841st
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i hatched a man, his name was Rawls
March 3rd, 2007
842nd
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I screwed an extra from "Annie Hall".
March 3rd, 2007
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i watched a man claim his son as a dependant on his taxes
March 3rd, 2007
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I implemented a male reduce the length of his scrotum growing on his follicles with a sharp metal watch.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man move with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched! *slap thighs* Oh, yeah, I watched! Clap your hands! I watched a MAN! Watched a what? I said a MAN! Go on, go on! I watched him shavin'! He was shavin'? Yeah, he was shavin'! Shavin' where? Down on his BALLS! Balls? BALLS! All together! I watched a man SHAAAAAVE his BAW-AW-AW-AW-AWLLLLLLLLLLL-SAH!!!!
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his...."WE INTERRUPT THIS COMMENT FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!: HEATHER CHANDLER IS A C*NT. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR COMMENT, ALREADY IN PROGRESS"......balls
March 3rd, 2007
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hi, scotch in 'Nam taste like Halls
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man stick his nuts in the ass, dick in the pussyyy
March 3rd, 2007
850th
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IT DOESN'T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE GUYS, THE BALLS ARE SHORN
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his PICKLE SURPRISE!!!
March 3rd, 2007
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dry crotch and Spam basted balls
March 3rd, 2007
853rd
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I botched a manned raid in fall.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his...."WE INTERRUPT THIS COMMENT FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!: NEOMATRIXC*NT WOULD SELL HIS OWN GRANDMOTHER TO GET HIGHER SITE RATINGS. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR COMMENT, ALREADY IN PROGRESS"......balls
March 3rd, 2007
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Oh. OHHHH. I'm gonna nail your BALLS to the bed. *clink tinkle plink* nn..NAILS. *tap tap tap* one... *tap tap tap* ...TWO! OHHHH i'm gonna f*ck your ASS.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man start a PEE FIGHT
March 3rd, 2007
857th
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I watched a man....I SOLD MY GRANDMOTHER TO HEATHER CHANDLER FOR HIGHER RATINGS!!!!!.........awwww screw it....
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his..."WE INTERRUPT THIS COMMENT FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!: MAN SHAVES BALLS; YTMNDERS IN AWE!!! MORE AT ELEVEN!!! WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR COMMENT, ALREADY IN PROGRESS".......balls.
March 3rd, 2007
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I watched a man shave his...."WE INTERRUPT THIS COMMENT FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!: NOONE CARES ABOUT EITHER OF YOUR F*GGY WEDIDNTSTARTTHISWEBSITE SITES OR SH*TTY POLAND SITES, ARTMNDS ARE WHERE ITS AT F*GS. WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR COMMENT, ALREADY IN PROGRESS"......balls
March 3rd, 2007
861st
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I watched a tanned baby fall.
March 3rd, 2007
862nd
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Dude your grandma makes an excellent plum pudding, A++++ seller will buy again (if the other one is still living).
March 3rd, 2007
863rd
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I watched a canadian get kicked in the balls, then drink a bag of milk
March 3rd, 2007
864th
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best news page since i watched a man shave his balls
March 3rd, 2007
865th
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This isn't a News Page, this is a Beautiful Lady, Singin' you to sleeep.
March 3rd, 2007
866th
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This isn't a news page, its a fanciful dream about sunshine on wheatfields... after the rain.
March 3rd, 2007
867th
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This isn't a news page, it's shark week.
March 3rd, 2007
869th
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wow crickets
March 3rd, 2007
870th
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAh ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhtt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZ_SS_6qWAhttp:
March 3rd, 2007
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We need a new section on the front page. A place where people can get off and on the Tubes. On and off, off and on! All day, all night! Soon, where YTMND once stood will be a string of poor fads! Page errors! Gimmick accounts! A horde of inside jokes, pictures of friends and foum rants! And wonderful, WONDERFUL pop-ups reaching as far as the eye can see...My god, It'll be beautiful.
March 3rd, 2007
872nd
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Or we could make Worthwhile good again. And foum is the new spelling for forum, shut up idiots.
March 3rd, 2007
874th
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They'll never take me alive!
March 3rd, 2007
875th
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*pew pew*
March 3rd, 2007
876th
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A pea shooter...the mark of a shoot-em-up expert.
March 3rd, 2007
877th
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I'm watching Beakman's World on the WB right now, I haven't seen that damn show in 10 years
March 3rd, 2007
878th
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I prefer a musket
March 3rd, 2007
879th
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Ha, a Three Musketeers film is on TV right now.
March 3rd, 2007
880th
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lots of crap on u&c this morning, including one that will not go away
March 3rd, 2007
881st
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http://conangator.ytmnd.com - HOF PLEASE.
March 3rd, 2007
883rd
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http://www.hicelebs.com/gallery/alanna_ubach/15.html ftw.
March 3rd, 2007
885th
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i think we need that 15 minute rule for site creation back.
March 3rd, 2007
886th
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Say what you will, Joshcube is very good at what he does... I just honestly wonder why he does it.
March 3rd, 2007
887th
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Heather's right about JoshCube's trolling skill, but his persistence is depressing. We're talking about a geniune fail-at-life case here.
March 3rd, 2007
888th
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You got that right. The Troll doesn't know when to quit. Just got to report him and wait for a mod or Max to delete his sites and alt accounts.
March 3rd, 2007
889th
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Hah, when I saw my site's rating dropped down from a 4.38 to a 4.17 after a few hours, I thought someone was using alts. I guess I was right
March 3rd, 2007
890th
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You'd think people would just ignore him, but god knows, when you're trolling and people get raged, you're not going to stop.
March 3rd, 2007
891st
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"f*gs" is another one of IPWNEDYOURMOM's downvoting alts
March 3rd, 2007
892nd
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:(
March 3rd, 2007
893rd
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I had no idea that Beakman's World was on TV again until I looked at my TV Guide this morning. Brings back memories of Saturday mornings back in 1996-98. I think it was always on CBS at 6:30 before Timon and Pumbaa, then both shows got canceled for some screwed up unknown reason
March 3rd, 2007
894th
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alert - GucheHair is back again under different names, his alts are (in honor of me) f*cksitsu1, f*cksitsu2, etc.
March 3rd, 2007
895th
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god i hate those bloody alts, got hit with f*ckem3, f*ckem7, f*cksitsu1-9
March 3rd, 2007
896th
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Yea, Guchehair just alt downvoted the hell out of my site. Thanks for letting me know what was going on, MasterSitsu.
March 4th, 2007
897th
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Yep, Guchehair is alt downvoting my site. Complaint +1
March 4th, 2007
898th
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I tried putting my site up again, and Guchehair is downvoting me again. Gonna try yet again tomorrow...
March 4th, 2007
901st
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i kind of like it here.
March 4th, 2007
902nd
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lets see who else is up
March 4th, 2007
903rd
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I am. So is my bonar.
March 4th, 2007
904th
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lets see who else is up
March 4th, 2007
905th
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I'm down to see who's up.
March 4th, 2007
906th
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uhh whoops
March 4th, 2007
907th
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i really want the 1000th comment oh boy
March 4th, 2007
908th
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Yeah, I kinda thought that's why you're posting in news.
March 4th, 2007
909th
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s
March 4th, 2007
910th
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yes
March 4th, 2007
911th
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lol
March 4th, 2007
912th
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herro
March 4th, 2007
913th
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It's over 9000! Well, no, but I got 1000.
March 4th, 2007
914th
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lol
March 4th, 2007
915th
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fasoidfjaoisfdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
March 4th, 2007
916th
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oh dongs.
March 4th, 2007
917th
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michie can i have nudes
March 4th, 2007
918th
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:rage:
March 4th, 2007
919th
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Yeah, but not of me. ;)
March 4th, 2007
920th
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more like :aids: also, DEAL michie
March 4th, 2007
921st
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Hey bitches.
March 4th, 2007
922nd
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*nod*
March 4th, 2007
923rd
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And I am telling you I'm not going. You're the best man I'll ever know. There's no way I can ever go, No, no, no, no way, No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you. I'm not livin' without you. I don't want to be free. I'm stayin', I'm stayin', And you, and you, you're gonna love me. Ooh, you're gonna love me. And I am telling you I'm not going, Even though the rough times are showing. There's just no way, There's no way. We're part of the same place. We're part of the same time. We both share the same blood. We both have the same mind. And time and time we have so much to share, No, no, no, No, no, no, I'm not wakin' up tomorrow mornin' And findin' that there's nobody there. Darling, there's no way, No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you. I'm not livin' without you. You see, there's just no way, There's no way. Tear down the mountains, Yell, scream and shout. You can say what you want, I'm not walkin' out. Stop all the rivers, Push, strike, and kill. I'm not gonna leave you, There's no way I will. And I am telling you I'm not going. You're the best man I'll ever know. There's no way I can ever, ever go, No, no, no, no way, No, no, no, no way I'm livin' without you. Oh, I'm not livin' without you, I'm not livin' without you. I don't wanna be free. I'm stayin', I'm stayin', And you, and you, You're gonna love me. Oh, hey, you're gonna love me, Yes, ah, ooh, ooh, love me, Ooh, ooh, ooh, love me, Love me, Love me, Love me, Love me. You're gonna love me.
March 4th, 2007
924th
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Why Ms. Chandler, I'm quite flattered.
March 4th, 2007
925th
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Uh, I did't mention anything about loving YOU, I said YOU're gonna love MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Seriously, me and that song mean two free tinis at the gay karaoke bar tomorrow. I just DL'd the 'awesome' J.Holliday version and without ever hearing it before sung it pitch perfect. I guess that minor in theater had to pay off sometime.
March 4th, 2007
926th
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ieatbabies alt accounts - upvoter3, upvoter4, upvoter5, upvoter6, upvoter7, upvoter8
March 4th, 2007
927th
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Sooooooooooooooo much Pomegranate Three Olives OMG DYING
March 4th, 2007
928th
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He has some other alts too
March 4th, 2007
929th
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You're all boring, I'm going to bed.
March 4th, 2007
930th
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Where the updates at?
March 4th, 2007
931st
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f u c k
March 4th, 2007
933rd
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Burst Me Bagpipes!
March 4th, 2007
934th
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I wanna f*ck Joanna Rutkowska. A security researcher/PC hacker. From POLAND.
March 4th, 2007
936th
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After complaining about alts so much, fourest starts using them. What's up with that? :/
March 4th, 2007
937th
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it appears that a new f*ggot has been born http://ytmnd.com/users/JamesBondOO7/votes
March 4th, 2007
938th
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"JamesBondOO7" seems to enjoy downvotiing sites. I don't think he's the real James Bond.
March 4th, 2007
939th
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who wants my 2000th 4-star vote?
March 4th, 2007
940th
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Hey guys... ::cough cough:: wuz goinonin dis threeeeeeeead? Oh my god... someone please turn the sun off, my hangovermachines...
March 4th, 2007
941st
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*makes solar eclipse occur*
March 4th, 2007
942nd
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Hey look,it's Poland
March 4th, 2007
943rd
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Sweet, I was the 1456th user to join ytmnd
March 4th, 2007
944th
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^how'd you figure that out? I wanna know what number I am
March 4th, 2007
945th
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You were 126181th
March 4th, 2007
946th
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What the f*ck, ambulo got deleted
March 4th, 2007
947th
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Anyone who uses alts (other than comedy alts like pluto etc), or downvotes the U&C, or harasses people about ratings is officially gay. Seriously. Who gives a F*CK what your rating is? Make a site and let it roll. If it fails, it fails. If it wins, it wins. Whatever. If you "just want people to see hard work" or whatever, they will... eventually. Have some f*cking patience.
March 4th, 2007
948th
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well, SOME of the Guchehair alts got deleted, but others (the f*ckem1, etc sites) remain, as does the normal Guchehair account.
March 4th, 2007
949th
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Matersitsu's mother bakes delicious brownies which he shares with underprivileged children.
March 4th, 2007
950th
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I am officially leaving ytmnd. It's been a good run, 3.75+ sites, over 24000 upvotes... I hate most of you anyway. =P
March 4th, 2007
952nd
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*goes off to DevART*
March 4th, 2007
953rd
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Nooooo, you can't leave.
March 4th, 2007
955th
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"Nooooo, you can't leave." but AMPERSAND POUND EIGHTY SIX anyway.
March 4th, 2007
956th
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also I'm 120810th.
March 4th, 2007
957th
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HAY GUYS WUTAS GOING ON IN HERE!!?!?!!?
March 4th, 2007
958th
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"2007-03-04 16:00:05 1035th PCF You were 126181th" I've seen that number before but I can't remember where. How did you find that out? I'll probably hit myself when you tell me
March 4th, 2007
959th
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I was screwing around and typed ytmnd.com/users/2004 and I thought it was gonna show a user by that name, but it was really the number spot of when the person joined so I used your join date and put different numbers up so it came closer to your join date.
March 4th, 2007
960th
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ok, I'll have to fool around with it. I didn't realize everyone had a number
March 4th, 2007
961st
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It's not too hard to figure it out. By process of elimination, I figured out that MasterSitsu is #58955. Also, ShinAkuma2 is lucky number 1337. This is cool lol
March 4th, 2007
962nd
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I didn't know Leeloo ran an electronics/computer store. http://www.multe-pass.com/2/H/image-son.htm
March 4th, 2007
963rd
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179388 Reporting.
March 4th, 2007
964th
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ahh, BTape. thats where I had seen my number before!
March 5th, 2007
965th
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156511 man I'm not so new after all.
March 5th, 2007
966th
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THIS AINT A COMMENT PAGE ITS A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE
March 5th, 2007
967th
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#46537
March 5th, 2007
968th
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Also MasterSitsu is using a new cologne that smells absolutely delightful.
March 5th, 2007
969th
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You can take that emo music fgttry and get it right the hell out of here.
March 5th, 2007
970th
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Everyone in this room smells like sex. I guarantee that no one in here is a virgin.
March 5th, 2007
971st
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Why are we making YTMNDs about the movie 300?
March 5th, 2007
972nd
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Good f*cking question.
March 5th, 2007
973rd
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I still think the movie's about bowling.
March 5th, 2007
974th
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six dirty dicks
March 5th, 2007
976th
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!МОШЕÐÐИКИ!
March 5th, 2007
977th
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Today's my YTMND birthday, I joined a year ago today. Someone call Stephanie and have her bake me a pretty cake.
March 5th, 2007
978th
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Later Niloc14!
March 5th, 2007
979th
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good job BTape, this is getting ridiculous, please unleash the mod system max
March 5th, 2007
980th
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i've never gotten the bsod
March 5th, 2007
981st
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Happy birthday, prairiedog. My ytmnd birthday's in 11 days...
March 5th, 2007
982nd
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Everyone missed mine. Valentines Day. Where was the love?
March 5th, 2007
983rd
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I am number 13999. I am also not a number, I am a free man.
March 5th, 2007
984th
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Nice catch, BTape
March 5th, 2007
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March 5th, 2007
986th
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also, thanks Ochobobo
March 5th, 2007
987th
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I found Earthbounder's alt: http://ytmnd.com/users/Sphonix/
March 5th, 2007
988th
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^rofl
March 5th, 2007
989th
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I logged off and it said I was online. Well, I never logged off for a few months, so have I messed with the servers? Either way, I still want my account because I still want my YTMND's.
March 5th, 2007
990th
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Or am I just logged on, but on another computer?
March 5th, 2007
991st
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http://nilocia.deviantart.com/ A fractal artist is me.
March 5th, 2007
992nd
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it'll show that you're still on for a few minutes after you log off
March 5th, 2007
993rd
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update anytime soon? please...
March 5th, 2007
994th
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Atia of the Julii, I call for Justice.
March 5th, 2007
995th
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I love fractals.
March 5th, 2007
996th
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I'm a huge civil rights activist. NOT!
March 5th, 2007
997th
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NESer didn't die like I thought
March 5th, 2007
998th
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PCF might have the weirdest name ever. none of you will ever get it
March 6th, 2007
1000th
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This comments page is one of the most legnedary things I have read on the internet. Truly the pinnicle of f*cked up sh*t.
March 6th, 2007
1001st
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i think its time we delete Punisher and make him start all over again.
March 6th, 2007
1002nd
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I think it's time we make MS share his mystical man-sauce with the ages... bitch cured my cervical cancer!
March 6th, 2007
1003rd
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Max, when you delete the gimmick accounts spamming the same comment, spare this one. http://ytmnd.com/users/Asgard01/comments
March 6th, 2007
1004th
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This SLUTTMND thing that's going on right now is really stupid and idiotic, and it violates rule 4 of the TOS. It has no purpose in the series of tubes. And yeah, I agree with BTape, don't delete the-giva.
March 6th, 2007
1005th
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^also 1111th
March 6th, 2007
1006th
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That "Hammer that Window" one would work well. Everyone knows Mr. T. And everyone likes shooting things.
March 6th, 2007
1007th
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I second 1109th comment.
March 6th, 2007
1008th
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(...very, VERY strongly.)
March 6th, 2007
1009th
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see comment #1143
March 6th, 2007
1010th
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Don't need money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train
March 6th, 2007
1011th
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Atrahasis, I read that. I liked your Recently Created:Up and Coming::Sperm:Egg analogy. Anyway, of course there will be sh*tty sites made by users simply wanting to get attention. They don't survive however, because these news comments act as a sort of forum. Think of how there'd be even more chaos without these news posts and their comments. There other forms of communication of course, like private messages, instant messages, and ventrilo. I agree that both the search feature and the worthwhile section--
March 6th, 2007
1012th
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--need to be fixed, but let's not demolish the frontpage altogether. Think of how many views and votes the old funny websites you described would've received had it not been for the up and coming at the time of its creation.
March 6th, 2007
1013th
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I forgot to say that ytmnd does have a forum, it just never caught on. max even once made "last 5 forum posts" part of the front page and it still didn't become popular
March 6th, 2007
1014th
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test
March 6th, 2007
1015th
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hey great ider
March 6th, 2007
1016th
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In after max Test
March 6th, 2007
1017th
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Or how 'bout giving Punisher the Lord1Lonic treatment
April 4th, 2007
1178th
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Joe's curious obsession of f*ggotry w/ me continues.. (Part 5) ;D
March 6th, 2007
1018th
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Actually, whenever any f*g is deleted, the name should be put in limbo so they can start from scratch. Delete them enough, and maybe they'll go to some other site. Unless they are extra gaytarded, like JoshCube
March 6th, 2007
1019th
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You're better than this, Syncan.
March 6th, 2007
1020th
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You're better than this, Syncan.
March 6th, 2007
1021st
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max and syncan are posting. Something big is happening. I can see it in my mashed taters
March 6th, 2007
1022nd
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also, epic
March 6th, 2007
1023rd
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Nothing is happening, calm the f*ck down.
March 6th, 2007
1024th
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But what will I do with this humungous erection?
March 6th, 2007
1025th
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oh snap
March 6th, 2007
1026th
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We need Sitsu for the trifecta
March 6th, 2007
1027th
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Also, gaytarded is the new best word evar
March 6th, 2007
1028th
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New gimmick downvoter: http://ytmnd.com/users/aintnothinwrongwithcornbread/comments
March 6th, 2007
1029th
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Marty! You've gotta come back with me!
March 6th, 2007
1030th
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Holy sh*t, I thought State-of-Mind is dead, but it looks like he's back. from the dead I guess
March 6th, 2007
1031st
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Actually, he became a zombie and had a hot fling with fellow zombie Lindsay Lohan.
March 6th, 2007
1033rd
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The fact that the Worthwhile Section only has old sites is making newcomers believe that some dead fads are still alive.
March 7th, 2007
1034th
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it seems the POLAND section only lets NOOOOOOOs between 500-99 on the list. That's NOT A GRAND COALITION, considering it allows so many KHAAAAAAAAN on while RUINING MY LAIFEs that probably deserve the [3500Hz, 3 sec] anyway. a MACFRY site of mine that was GREAT BRITAIN AUSTRALIA AND THE UNITED STATES had a OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND POWER LEVEL and made it on there, just as an DENNIS BERGKAMP. It's been on there for TEN THOUSAND YEEEEEEEARS now. How is that WROOONG? --but seriously, I'm not sure how that should be fixed...maybe put back the old random section? Or user-adjustable rating/votecount ranges for the Worthwhile section (I'm sure some among us consider the 1-1.5 range the cream of the crop of YTMND...)?
March 7th, 2007
1035th
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Yeah, there are too many epic maneuvers on Worthwhile and not enough actual funny. Where IS that weighted voting system?
March 7th, 2007
1036th
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You know, if a YTMND regular dies no one will ever believe it. Also rainbow blinkies.
March 7th, 2007
1037th
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^ gr33nscr33n's "friend" shops at the disney store..Same "friend" that was needing advice on how remove a 12 oz bottle lodged in "her" butt.
March 7th, 2007
1038th
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I suddenly have an urge to get Vista just to have my own gigantic Recycle Bin. http://www.winsupersite.com/images/showcase/winvista_tips_icons.jpg
March 7th, 2007
1039th
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--and I won't even touch on the possible "series of tubes" Network-icon jokes.
March 7th, 2007
1040th
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Seriously I'm on a rainbow blinkie one-woman rampage so everybody better watch the f*ck out! OMG! It's like slapping people in the face with a bag full of Skittles.
March 7th, 2007
1041st
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I failed to watch the f*ck out.
March 7th, 2007
1042nd
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A LETTER FOR ME?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
March 7th, 2007
1043rd
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is there someone out there that can PM me a list of all the contributors to the Dr-L337 account? I recently discovered the truth about him and I must not have been online during those 2 or 3 days that thereveal.ytmnd.com site was it it's original state. I'm just curious
March 7th, 2007
1044th
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The link is: http://thedr-l337code.ytmnd.com/
March 7th, 2007
1045th
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After a few revenge-downvote strikes, I'm starting to appreciate upvoters far more than I used to.
March 7th, 2007
1047th
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also c*cks
March 7th, 2007
1049th
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thanks for the help PCF and BTape. That answers all my questions. I feel like a moron now since it took me 4 months to figure out Dr-L337 after it was revealed who "he" really was. I still don't know where I was during those days in November! Someone should edit the wiki page on Dr-L337 to include all the people who made it happen...or is there already a reason why there are no names listed (besides dantheman)? Some kind of secrecy that can only be viewed on one ytmnd site?
March 7th, 2007
1050th
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Yeah, most people still don't even know the truth and I must admit that it took a second viewing of that ytmnd for me to understand what it was saying.
March 8th, 2007
1051st
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hi..gr33nsc33n,hey....are you sitting down, um...well...I just back from the clinic...yeahhh....you should get yourself tested.
March 8th, 2007
1053rd
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I found Waldo in Loose Change. And yeah, Loose Change is the bullcrap, but I watched it for a laugh.
March 8th, 2007
1054th
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Stop lookin at sh*t when views are bein counted
March 8th, 2007
1055th
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http://bubbrubboftime.ytmnd.com/ The fact that this site has a 4.8 and still will not get in top viewed, let alone most voted on, because of how sites disappear of U&C when they reach 300 votes just makes me a sad panda. The top 5 should be back on the main page.
March 8th, 2007
1056th
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I'm still trying to understand why that site's so hilarious.
March 8th, 2007
1057th
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YTMND wiki is a giant joke. Too much admin circle-jerking, not enough motherf*ckin' lulz.
March 8th, 2007
1058th
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I found something pretty sweet: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q8M7fuWjod0
March 8th, 2007
1059th
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I have a feelin some random person will eventually make a sh*tty ytmnd using the first line of this video http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2046393742348211186
March 8th, 2007
1062nd
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What's up with the huge site previews?
March 8th, 2007
1063rd
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lol, new downvote alts schme3, schmeschme, schme4, schme7
March 8th, 2007
1064th
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Yeah, schme3 and his U&C downvoting alts need to get deleted
March 8th, 2007
1066th
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Great shoot-em-up arcade action combined with underground adventure.
March 8th, 2007
1067th
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I miss the old "Want to buy text links on You're The Man Now Dog?" I'm sure that got max a lot of ad revenue
March 8th, 2007
1068th
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for site profiles I mean..
March 9th, 2007
1069th
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Looks like Marshall is back. http://ytmnd.com/users/marshall/comments
March 9th, 2007
1070th
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You know, I like that YTMND kind of sucks... it gives us something to bitch about, otherwise we'd have to actually create funny and original content.
March 9th, 2007
1071st
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Worthwhile? Like the Worthless Sites list? Don't make me lol!
March 9th, 2007
1072nd
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Oooh, C&C3 video on my latest site profile. Should the thumbnail be that big now or is it due to the big advert next to it? Ah well, if you need more cash...
March 9th, 2007
1073rd
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I only slept like a coupla hours. Today in New York is on, complete with Darlene. --and yes, i still wanna bang her. Even harder.
March 9th, 2007
1074th
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also every time I see the sh*tty typing of Yahoo! Answers users, I want to die a horrible death à la Chef (for reading said typing is far more torturous).
March 9th, 2007
1075th
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this guy sort of popped up out of nowhere today: http://ytmnd.com/users/Marshall/comments. looks like he's been a member for a long time. I've just never seen him before
March 9th, 2007
1076th
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Walker told me I have AIDS.
March 9th, 2007
1077th
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Medieval Retrowax
March 9th, 2007
1078th
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Marshall used to say before "you are a failure" over and over. Jezz I've been gone for 2 weeks and the same gimmick account sh*t is still going on.
March 9th, 2007
1079th
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http://imgoingslightlymad.ytmnd.com/ 1 year anniversary. :3
March 9th, 2007
1080th
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1223rd!
March 9th, 2007
1081st
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1224th!
March 9th, 2007
1082nd
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Max needs to fix the f*cking search. I can't find sh*t anymore.
March 9th, 2007
1083rd
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Fyrestorm, hanktherapper and I share a birthday... start saving your money, bitches, because we're gonna need booze, blow, hookers, midgets, cage fighters, wild animals and motorcycles. And those two f*ckers might want something too.
March 9th, 2007
1084th
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Noo, it's Hill Valley alright. Though I can't imagine Hell being much worse!
March 10th, 2007
1085th
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about a half hour ago, someone was lurking around my apartment building and they knocked on my door. I was scared sh*t and didn't answer the door because my forehead was bleeding because I had just popped a zit. by the time i got to the door, i heard the main door downstairs close. so i rushed to my kitchen window and looked out and saw a dark shadow moving towards the parking lot. so i ran to my living room window and i didn't see anything more, the shadow just vanished or something.
March 10th, 2007
1086th
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also today is my birthday, and I'm the man now dog, if you know what I mean. I sure didn't feel like a man though, after letting the unknown dark shadow get away. I really hope he doesn't come back because I'll probably have a heart attack with all the excitement that will happen later today.
March 10th, 2007
1087th
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also, Stephanie, if you're reading this, bake me a pretty cake and put a big 18 on it
March 10th, 2007
1088th
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I still have my suspicions that 300 will end up like "sky captain" in the visuals vs. interest depeartment, but i'm open to being surprised. i just hope i dont walk out like all of these other douches I've seen today discussing whether Bush is Xerxes or Leonidas. f*ck off, I cant wait to hear their review about Spiderman 3's themes about Darfur and Wild Hogs as somehow an argument against universal healthcare. but I guess I shouldnt talk, since I still say that the Smurfs were Communists.
March 10th, 2007
1089th
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anyways, my main interest in the film is my boy Jimmy McNulty from the Wire is in it.
March 10th, 2007
1090th
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There was a political message in 300? Because I'm sure there wasn't.
March 10th, 2007
1092nd
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It was pretty silly but the action was good. None of that hyper editing that so many movies fall back on.
March 10th, 2007
1095th
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Someone start a golden fleece fad.
March 10th, 2007
1097th
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"I still have my suspicions that 300 will end up like "sky captain" in the visuals vs. interest depeartment, but i'm open to being surprised. i just hope i dont walk out like all of these other douches I've seen today discussing whether Bush is Xerxes or Leonidas. f*ck off, I cant wait to hear their review about Spiderman 3's themes about Darfur and Wild Hogs as somehow an argument against universal healthcare. but I guess I shouldnt talk, since I still say that the Smurfs were Communists." Wins the thread.
March 10th, 2007
1098th
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MasterSitsu is an angry apple.
March 10th, 2007
1099th
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March 10th, 2007
1100th
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"There was a political message in 300? Because I'm sure there wasn't." - There are reasons why people think this way, besides the fact that anything involving war, whether its LOTR or Jarhead or Battlestar Galactica, is going to get framed the way people want it to be. there may be some intended overtones, but most of the time people dig way too deep to make it more apparent. Also, Frank Miller IS openly right wing, pro-Iraq war, pro-invasion of Iran. I've heard it from his own mouth. But that doesnt Automatically justify some of the things I've read the last couple of days. ANYWAYS, most of my frustration yesterday came from bumping into a specific uber-feminist (the kind that lost her sh*t over Sin City) I know who reads politically into absolutely everything, and it annoyed the sh*t out of me.
March 10th, 2007
1101st
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see and even here i overspoke, considering Frank Miller has made fun of Reagan viciously in the past as well. So um, yes, based on the NPR interview only that one could easily find, yes, on current military issues and regarding Iraq/Iran/Islam, he could be characterized as right wing. Because of this, obviously a war story with his name on it is going to have people read things into it that arent necessarily there.
March 10th, 2007
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Just because the author doesn't _intend_ for there to be a political message doesn't mean there _isn't_ a political message, Sitsu.
March 10th, 2007
1103rd
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In that case, Osmosis Jones is pro-Bush. you see, Jones (Bush), and Drix (Blair) must stop Thrax (terrorism) in order to save Frank (freedom). Jones is a go it alone cop who bypasses Mayor Phlegmming (the UN) to do what he feels is right. Just because the Farrelly Brothers didnt intend this doesnt mean there isnt a prophetic political message. See, intent IS important. if someone believes theres a message there, fine, but if one isnt intended people like my feminist friend are pretty annoying to go Around yelling "propaganda!"
March 10th, 2007
1104th
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"propaganda!"
March 10th, 2007
1105th
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"And make me a SAMMICH."
March 10th, 2007
1106th
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It's Paulsen you fools!
March 10th, 2007
1109th
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so I saw 300 this afternoon. I'm now fully convinced it has no agenda. If you want to pull something from it you will, but you could only to a basic level and you could do it with both Leonidas and Xerxes. I thought maybe I'd come back and talk about how people also read into say, Million Dollar Baby, or Harry Potter, trying to find agendas that werent there, but its not necessary to argue that any more for me. I might be in the minority here, but I thought 300 for the most part blew. I expected only X amount of story, character development, and was really only looking for a cool and visual movie with lots of yelling and brutal violence. Theres some great visuals, a lot of yelling, but the violence specifically is a major major major letdown and causes the movie as a whole to become a bore. Even though the stylization is a selling point, it is so overly stylized that it completely robs all the violence of its intensity and brutality. That's what I wanted, and I didn't get it. Not a recommendation to avoid necessarily, however I didn't like it.
March 10th, 2007
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also, this movie could be called "300 Members of Manowar"
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