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posted by max on January 11, 2007 at 07:02:53 PM
Well folks, it's that time of year again.
Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.
Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf
I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:
My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.
I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.
Cheers!
Sega is trying to take away your first amendment rights to make fun of their furry little characters.
Read the full legal notice here: www.ytmnd.com/info/legal/sonic.pdf
I think the best part about the letter is the footer on the lawyer's email:
My legal assistant DZK has already penned up a response available here: http://ytmndsega.ytmnsfw.com/.
I am looking into it further, in the mean time, feel free to let Sega know how much you all appreciate them shitting on their target audience.
Cheers!
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Dude is anyone else watching "13 going on 30" right now, this movie is freaking awesome... not as awesome as The OC but then again, what could be? Oh that reminds me I have an alternate universe to start. I like when movies have lots of 80s music on 80s night... gets me in the mood while I pregame with crystal meth and Johnny Walker. YEAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA srsly kids don't do drugs, you'll end up with a side ponytail.
Dude I had all these YTMND ideas. The first YTMND I ever tried to create, even before my crappy test site, was a site with the Dr. Mario title screen and the words "He's got the cure." Then I tried some other crap. The only YTMND that ever got through was my test site. Damn, I'd have a million sites by now.
I really should not be drinking with Jr-L337 growing inside me, but I figure it will make him even more of a party animal, plus he'll sleep a lot when he is born. And chicks will love that he's not too bright, what with the fetal alcohol syndrome and all. Plus the low birth weight means less stretchin' on the old bajingo.
Ignoramus? Business cheese, ruining salty Democratic geese, jars of salty refrigerator ribbons! Beef jerky, selling turkeys to Welsh mathematical arachnid-wearing shoulder countries, risen from the belt of donkey-fastening non-existant organic humuhumunukunukuapuaas whose fathers are pyromaniac manatees from the land of nowhere nutmeg mutated soldiers of the cinnamon comet of life.
China vs. Mt. Rushmore in a battle for Huey, Dewey and Louie’s internet hurricanes who are on a crusade to the pinnacle of 1337 where 9+4=felines. HOORAY! Orange sweaters saying “LOL”, Chuck Norris and Darth Maul, let’s do the Mario! Google search “Smarmy Great Aunt Bertha falling down a flight of ROFLcopters, A-E-I-O-Us and kazoos.” Because everybody knows death is better on Christmas.
I want someone to do a striptease to Ice Ice Baby for me someday. And I will throw loose change at them and then duct tape them to a wall. Oh the fun I will have with roofies, the fun, the fun. Especially in the winter... their peens will never grow back to normal size after being taped to a wall overnight in a blizzard.
but...Sonic has been my favorite hero since i was like 6 man...SEGA! I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COOL!!! There has to be some way to resolve this peacefully. I knew it, when the new sonic game only came out for the 360 and PS3 and not Wii that something was wrong with sega. I hope this doesn't get out of hand.
So last night the weather was so bad hardly anyone was out. I've been sticking to my one-drink-a-night policy pretty well, and felt generally sulky due to the total lack of attractive people on the dance floor. I mean, if I dance with them, it's like I will become tainted by their intense fugliness and be corrupted by it like fugly cancer. One girl was wearing a calf-length ruffled skirt with a ruffled white short-sleeved hoodie... her trunk-like legs and cankles ended in white ankle socks and
ballet slippers. This is unacceptable. This is levels of fashion ignorance that cannot stand. Then a crowd of 350-lb football fgts started streaming in, trying to forcipbly rape girls in the bathroom, putting stools on the dance floor and planting the smaller, weaker people on them and knocking them over... but since they were spending hundreds of dollars the bouncers did nothing. One of them told me that if I did not want to dance with him, he was going to MAKE ME dance with him... can anyone say raep
They banged on the glass windows of the DJ booth as though we were monkeys in a zoo... I have complained before about chavs and jocks, but I never will again, because these *ssh*les took the cake of asshattery. Took it and threw it at each other, like primates fling feces. Only three of them could fit on the dance floor at a time... and then they tried to pick a fight with me for telling them off. I mean really, five big jocks against Lindsay Lohan? NO F*CKING CONTEST.
I did have a crowd of comp sci majors fighting over me when I engaged them in a debate over whether the proper grammar is "INTERNETS ARE" or "INTERNETS IS"... I argue for the second, what think you, high schoolers? And yes, I am too old for Pokemon, it started getting big when I was in high school, but I remember pogs. I never had any, but that was middle school. I remember the South Park ep about Digimon or whatever tho.
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When our school did an American Idol-like contest, we replaced "American" with our city's name on the logo, but before we did that we checked the copyright laws to make sure we couldn't get sued. We couldn't get sued because in the copyright laws, as long as it was for means of parody, you could do whatever the f*ck you want. SEGA needs to look at that (Also other dumb *ss corporations) before writing letters. Comedians do not get threatened for their jokes and they joke about Sonic sometimes.
"1) fanfare is a mod and i have given kassius a way to get back his domain, 2) fanfare is a guy, 3) i never encouraged anyone to raid anything, stop acting like i have control over all of the rabid idiots who do what they please 4) stop being a dipsh*t" - 5) Start doing something a responsible domain owner SHOULD be doing to PROPERLY handle this situation, not to mention deliver things you promised (ex. DELETION OF F*GGOTRY PEOPLE.)
"EvilFairyGenius, I completely agree with you. I'm one of the especially young ones
on here (Don't get any ideas, Brian Peppers, you nasty bastard!), but I know we can't
do anything excessively risky with Sega. I think this is a situation in which we need
to be defensive, not offensive. Also c*cks." It's nice to see that some people agree with me (i.e. raichuman99 and HGeatherChandler).
Condom slogans: "Cover your stump before you hump.", "Don't be a loner, cover your boner.", "If you really really love her, wear a cover.", "While you're undressing your Venus, dress up your penis.", "No glove, no love." That's all for now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"btw, i now have your ip address. Not long till I get your physical address." "I f*cking held my best friend's decapitated head in my hands after night of
drunk driving turned disaster. Dont think for a second I have any
reservations about shoving your spleen through your f*ckin head. When
you're lying there and the last thing you see is my sillouette remember you
did this to yourself."
I guess he's really pissed that I inferred from his poor spelling and grammar that he was a child. Maybe I should have said childish, which is pretty much inarguable. He is kinda psychopathic, however. Maybe I shouldn't have taunted him... wait... naw... I think it was worth it. http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/698148
I would just like to inform everyone that Max has just been served a court order in the case of Sega vs. Goldberg. As YTMND's legal attorney, I have been in touch with the Kings County DA for the last several hours going over the details. What i can tell you is that, as of 6 AM this morning, YTMND's assets have been frozen until the case moves forward. Additionally, there has been a forfeiture of all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera...
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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection!
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A crank with armor will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, no love!
Over nine thousand just sucks, just plain sucks, is not funny, was never funny, and is for anime fgts. Thank you, otaku basement-dwellers who work at Taco Bell, for commenting THE SAME STUPID THING OVER AND OVER, as if it is original, since THERE ARE NOT 9000 COMMENTS. 9000 get and then you can say it all you want. Til then, no more. Thank you, Love Lindsay Lohan.
Srsly those of you who have no real knowledge of law, it is ILLEGAL to pretend you know sh*t without a disclaimer. See, I said I WENT TO LOL SCHOOL. FOR 1.5 years. That means I know 1.6 billion times as much as a prelaw major. Yes, this is truth. So what I say has actual weight. But, since I disclaimed, I am not breaking the lol. Trust me young uns, you have no idea what is going on. This is not an insult, this is fact. I was once in your shoes. Here's teh deal...
Makcs is in srs trubs IRL. The best thing to do is wear a suit and tie and look legit. It worked on my DUI (driving in ultimate hawtness) and in law it is THE APPEARANCE of professionalism that matters. Suit and tie mean more than legal skilllzesszz. I have tried to give advice since early on but no one has listened. I'm sure any actual lawyers that have read my stupid sh*t know I know what I am talking about, as in YTMND vs Adulthood. The lack of maturity amongst the users is a huge liability, etc.
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DELETE WINGERDING, his alts - http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingerdinggombi7, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike2, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike3, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike4, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike5, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingmike7
more Wingerding alts:
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdinggombicome, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingmike1,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding1, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding2,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingding6, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingwingwing,
http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhat, http://ytmnd.com/users/wingdingwhatknowho,
http://ytmnd.com/users/John-Hammond, http://ytmnd.com/users/billyjean2k7, and I'm
sure there's more
Update on the case: This morning (Jan 19th), Max appeared before the court looking snazzy in his Men's Wearhouse 2 button blazer. It should be noted that when he entered the court, several men wearing yarmulkes we seen to make a secret hand gesture. The prosecution called Heather Chandler up to the stand as their first witness and i had the pleasure of cross-leggedly examining her. More updates to come.
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