if trees could speak

hallo! guten tag!

I know I haven't updated in some time, I've been visiting the fatherland. I'm not back yet but I figured I'd pop in for a little contest.

Some promotional company asked me to do a promotion for the new Borat movie, and while I profit nothing and the prizes are lame, I figured it might cause a spurt of creativity.

More inside.


Some junk the promotional company sent me:


Borat Conan Interview - WMV  - part 2
Borat Conan Interview - Quicktime  - part 2
Badly resized copy of the soundtrack cover


Use this stuff or find whatever you want. The basic rules:
1. put borat in the keywords
2. make it somewhat relevant
3. contest ends on sunday the 12th.
4. i am the only judge (aka funny police)


lame prizes:

1 "Grand Prize": 1 Borat soundtrack and 1 poster
2 "You fail prizes": 1 Borat poster and sticker

When I have some more time I'll set up an easy listing of Borat sites.


Now, to address something else entirely, ads. I know you guys have been getting raped by all the ads lately, especially the popups. To clear things up, every time YTMND shows a pop-up, I die a little. AdSense revenue has been slipping for months so I've finally dropped it all together for the time being. In the next few weeks you will be seeing a lot of changes to how the site is organized, mainly to benefit the advertising. Pop-ups can't be a long term solution for YTMND's lack of revenue, so I'm working on a few things to try to avoid them. They pay more than any other ads and they lower traffic, so it's sort of a double whammy. If you have a family member or friend in media buying or internet advertising, tell them about YTMND and to drop me a line at max@ytmnd.com.

More (and better) updates soon.

Cheers from Germany

-Max

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November 24th, 2006
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Niloc14 won the Best Disguised Use of SGML Character Entities award.
November 24th, 2006
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Korf I'll admit most my stuff is just luck. But the ones I think are awesome, the one I put effort into, are downvoted to hell. Look at any of my XENU crap. Or even better, look at Garth Saves Suri Cruise. (although the audio will make you downvote. To hell.)
November 24th, 2006
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someone should make a site about the best in 2006, the best sites/users or something. I just cant make it for obvious reasons, see=inflated ratings.
November 24th, 2006
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November 24th, 2006
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Every repost repost is a repost repost repost.
November 24th, 2006
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Some incoherent line I picked up from 4chan. Don't know why I was there...
November 24th, 2006
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November 24th, 2006
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Okay. The moon is... a calculator. Yes it is. ...It's a riddle. You'll figure it out.
November 24th, 2006
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Ban? Me? PAH!
November 24th, 2006
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Every repost repost repost is a repost repost repost repost.
November 24th, 2006
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Top 5 users of '05: Ademaro, CyonXeon, D-Duck, dakotaco, Danny13Phantom
November 24th, 2006
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I've never heard of any of them, korf.
November 24th, 2006
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That's the joke. Find the common theme amongst them and you'll figure it out.
November 24th, 2006
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THX-1138
November 24th, 2006
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On an unrelated note, I'm not going to watch Heroes until they make the SAVE THE ASIAN GUY SAVE THE WORLD episode. Isn't one stereotype as good as any other?
November 24th, 2006
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On a related note, gr33nscr33n's top users appreciate each other. http://darktree.ytmnd.com/
November 24th, 2006
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It's a special bond...
November 24th, 2006
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I think you should keep going until you name everyone except for yourself. Then this list would be accurate. BURN SUCKER BURN.
November 24th, 2006
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YTMNd.com/news is a chatroom. Post your a/s/l here.
November 24th, 2006
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i got some ice for you, gr33nscr33n. also, do you think i should post the ytmnd tonight? I don't know about using the name you suggested, because it might be too long and less appealing as compared to The Sad Truth About Nesquik
November 24th, 2006
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I'm trying to become a better ytmnd user myself, but that isn't instantaneous.
November 24th, 2006
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Recently Korf41 and I have been locked in an mortal battle for ruler of the universe. I'm coming out in front but that's kind of the way he likes it, taking me from behind. Korf41 is the king of monkey butt sex btw. KING OF DIRTY SLOPPY ANUS SCOUNDRELING.
November 24th, 2006
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half of 2300 ftw
November 24th, 2006
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Thanks CorporalObvious!
November 24th, 2006
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It seems nutnics and Korf41 have unhealthy obsessions with each other. Clearly they are, in fact, both gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
November 24th, 2006
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If you can't beat em, f*ck em in the ass. That's what I always say. And how can I beat that amazing comment that nutnics just left? Game, set, match, QED GTFO.
November 24th, 2006
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Your main weapon has unlimited firepower. You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing. Your secondary weapons (scattered on the surface of Naju) are limited by your Power Chip maximum and the number of Power Chips you are carrying. Some secondary weapons consume more Power Chips than others. Some of the aliens drop items (including Power Chips) when they're killed. You can pick up these items by walking or flying over them. Some of the items dropped must be blasted open before you can get them.
November 24th, 2006
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also see 1156th comment.
November 24th, 2006
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penis
November 24th, 2006
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okay, here's my 'REVISED Sh*tty, Mostly Worthless List.' nut's out, i suppose (dunno why i missed that). i was aware of chav's status, but felt him cool enough to let in on a technicality. improvisor gets in, maybe. moheevi get the 'makes worthless sites but holds more sway than max himself' nod. making this list as pandering as possible is proving surprisingly difficult, combined with the fact that i don't even believe in it, i feel i've wasted 40 seconds of my life.
November 24th, 2006
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dyskrasia's post is more of a metaphysical pondering on life than it is a joke
November 24th, 2006
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Utilizing the power of the inertialess drive, the secondary armament is a short-range HyperSpace shunt transportation device allowing instantaneous teleportation. While extremely useful in making a quick exit from a heated sortie, the range is limited once again to a single yet significant factor. Range is determined using fourth-dimensional QuasiSpatial movement, which is heavily distorted by FTL sub-spatial harmonics, particularly near starship warp drives.
November 24th, 2006
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if anything, we should be honoring the oldschool users like locutus and cheapalert. truly gods amongst us.
November 25th, 2006
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enrontheme.ytmnd.com was hilarious. Also, LOOK COMMENT 1337 THIS MAKES ME 1337 IN R347 71F3 ZOMGZORZ. Thus spoke Zarathustra.
November 25th, 2006
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dinosaur funk
November 25th, 2006
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Well, aren't we spammy pirates tonight?
November 25th, 2006
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that may be right, but that's how i stay tight
November 25th, 2006
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Hey Korf41, what do you want for christmas?,..oh...sorry, there is no cure for gay yet.
November 25th, 2006
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NBA D-League tonight: Dakota Wizards - 114, Sioux Falls Skyforce - 104 w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
November 25th, 2006
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^go Lakers! They cant lose with Shaq!
November 25th, 2006
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2 ALTS SPOTTED. bocochoco downvotes everything on the up and coming so his kramer site goes up. his alts are eisenhower and assmarca
November 25th, 2006
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Alt accounts are fine, but just as long as there aren't too many of them. Keeps the action in the site. Currently: TOO F*CKING MANY
November 25th, 2006
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It's like he's not even trying to be discreet.
November 25th, 2006
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Great, it's hit me already. CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
November 25th, 2006
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I can't go to sleep because this comp is next to a refrigerator... and it has some Dew's in it.
November 25th, 2006
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THIRD!
November 25th, 2006
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Damn, gr33nscr33n, you weren't kidding.
November 25th, 2006
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Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his Power Level?
November 25th, 2006
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^its too reactive!
November 25th, 2006
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IT'S WAY OVER 8000!
November 25th, 2006
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IT NEEDS MORE COWBEEEELLLLLLL
November 25th, 2006
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IT'S UNDER 10000!
November 25th, 2006
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IT'S OVER EXAGGERATEEEEDDDD
November 25th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/users/Jargo/ Last online: Unknown. Check yoself b4 you wreak yoself.
November 25th, 2006
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What happened to banning gimmick accounts?
November 25th, 2006
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...So, when are you going to tell the admins to stop killing good ytmnds and do something productive for a change, like banning the mass-downvoting dipsh*ts plauging this site?
November 25th, 2006
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ytmnd needs more dipsh*t banning. and shannyn sossamon.
November 25th, 2006
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In before 1200.
November 25th, 2006
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Also, 1200.
November 25th, 2006
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I can count, btw.
November 25th, 2006
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^ orly?
November 25th, 2006
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But really max, get the admins to actually start doing sh*t. Banning dumbass gimmick users and users set out to ruin ytmnd in general would be a start.
November 25th, 2006
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I guess My power level really isn't over 9000..... huh guys? Me and Moheevi are good friends, Me and asterSitsu are friends(I guess) And Money-Hat is me! Its the truth just ask him if he is Kazuma. The result will shock and awe you.
November 25th, 2006
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:D
November 25th, 2006
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whoooooooo. i'm on a ytmnd roll. i got another ytmnd that i'm working on right now that i'll probably release tonight if it comes out as good as i want it to be
November 25th, 2006
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lol he said "creativity".
November 25th, 2006
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ive been through like 50 dvds and cant find anymore things to edit....
November 25th, 2006
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i've got like 5 ideas for SPR right now. i think i might run out of ideas after i'm done with those
November 25th, 2006
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How do you run out of ideas? I'm halfway through making a refrigerator's interdimensional travel, complete with subliminal giraffes and a surprise interlude... and I could have 900 other ideas but they just take too long. You guys just need to start thinking outside the damn box.
November 25th, 2006
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What the fuuuuuuuuck is going onnnnnnn?!
November 25th, 2006
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scratch that i got like 2 below par decent ideas. ill try to get them out tonight
November 25th, 2006
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You want a comma on the down part of that doobie?
November 25th, 2006
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I will 5 anyone who can make a YTMND with the following: "Soviet Russia", "Buttsecks", and "I beat off to Zelda". Or something like that. MAKE IT SFW.
November 25th, 2006
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http://images.google.com/images?q=Dulce%20Mar%C3%ADa
November 25th, 2006
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^And her, too.
November 25th, 2006
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Blatant hypocrisy alert: Caudice. Everyone join in the fun!
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MCFLY!
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1221 LOL
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November 25th, 2006
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NBA D-League tonight: Dakota Wizards - 89, Sioux Falls Skyforce - 87 w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t w00t
November 25th, 2006
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November 26th, 2006
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hopefully my new site goes over okay
November 26th, 2006
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nice u&c. sweeet
November 26th, 2006
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that site is good. I rushed mine and didnt get sync right, but i couldnt delete so i changed it to a pic of a banana, but it still got top viewed so i changed it back.
November 26th, 2006
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goddamn it, let me delete this site already
November 26th, 2006
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what site do you want to delete?
November 26th, 2006
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lol at the person who gets the 1337th comment
November 26th, 2006
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f*ck nigs
November 26th, 2006
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LOL!
November 26th, 2006
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1234 LOL
November 26th, 2006
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So I get up this morning, hungover and nursing a splitting headache... And for some reason, even though I generally ignore the Recently Created List, I decide to go through Recently Created one by one, see what's up there. Wow, just... wow. Is there really that much garbage on this site? I mean I knew there was a lot of crap out there, but Jesus Christ...
November 26th, 2006
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someone wanna fund production of my next site? heres the pitch: 'red leader, i alwasys wished for my own WTF BOOM!' it'll probably cost 5 million to make, but it'll be the best YTMND ever.
November 26th, 2006
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If you use an unregistered copy of AdGif and tack on a surprise NEDM ending, I'll kick in ten bucks.
November 26th, 2006
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PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIITZ!!!!
November 26th, 2006
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Hope the search will be fixed...
November 26th, 2006
1214th
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All that downtime last night, and he couldn't use it to index for the old search system? Come on; that index is almost an entire month old!
November 26th, 2006
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Nothing justifies 5'ing that.
November 26th, 2006
1218th
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Whaddya mean? Run faster with a knife. EVERYONE runs faster with a knife. Pssh.
November 26th, 2006
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i think im going to submit my new site in the next few minutes or so
November 26th, 2006
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which one?
November 26th, 2006
1221st
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the no swimming one. heres the test if you want to see it. http://naziny.ytmnd.com/
November 26th, 2006
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just a few more slight edits i think
November 26th, 2006
1223rd
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hmm, i could barely tell what the danger sign said. i think you need to move it to the left some more without the arm blocking any of it
November 26th, 2006
1224th
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I've seen it all when I see THE LAND BEFORE TIME porn uploaded onto YTMND
November 26th, 2006
1225th
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yeah ill move it a bit and i added another sign at the begginning and smoothed the movement of the last one.
November 26th, 2006
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yeah its still kinda hard to rerad the sign because of the motion blur effect. ill try to fix it a little more
November 26th, 2006
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k i think its ready, ill upload it in a sec
November 26th, 2006
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actually maybe a bit later
November 26th, 2006
1229th
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go for top viewed. that ytmnd is awesome
November 26th, 2006
1230th
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doess anyone else miss the age 9 fad? i think that was probably the best fad. it was the most enjoyable to make atleast.
November 26th, 2006
1231st
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i dont think i was around for that. also, people like punisher, qnslaught, kwsn, and minder need to get banned
November 26th, 2006
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k im submitting my new site right now
November 26th, 2006
1233rd
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the no swimming site is definatly my favorite site ive done so far
November 26th, 2006
1234th
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that site is so freaking awesome. i want to see more war ytmnds here
November 26th, 2006
1235th
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in before 666,666th site
November 26th, 2006
1236th
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lol i already got another enemy at the gates edit in mind. ill probably make it tommorrow
November 26th, 2006
1237th
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I'm going to make a retarded comment, then maybe I'll be one of the cool kids... or maybe I should just bring back the sexy truck. ASCII 4 lyfe.
November 26th, 2006
1238th
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i just realized in 2 days itl be a whole year since that emo kid posted that myspace suicide note and killed himself. that should be a holiday or something.
November 26th, 2006
1239th
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either ytmnd is getting better, or im getting used to the f*ggy downvoters. theres still no place i'd rather be than here. when you get to know some people here, you find how great of a community it really is. depending on who you meet that is.
November 26th, 2006
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...will rogers......what?
November 26th, 2006
1243rd
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Protip: NES manuals give rise to good gimmick comments.
November 26th, 2006
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i want the sexy truck
November 26th, 2006
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i want a fish biscuit
November 27th, 2006
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no, the sexy truck!
November 27th, 2006
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One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends. One dumb thing goes right on making more and more of one dumb thing. One dumb thing is how it started. One dumb thing, it never ends...
November 27th, 2006
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that ytmnd is addicting.
November 27th, 2006
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oh sh*t, my site's in top voted, but it's barely hanging on. i hope it stays up
November 27th, 2006
1250th
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YTMND is stalking. Post your late night drive-bys here.
November 27th, 2006
1251st
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A player can shoot not only ships but also asteroids and he can gather minerals from the hit asteroids.
November 27th, 2006
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The acronym PCF may refer to: Point Coordination Function, a Media Access Control technique used in Wi-Fi Wireless LANs Patrol Craft, Fast, a small, shallow draft water vessel, Parti Communiste Français, the French Communist Party, Programming language for Computable Functions, a simple functional programming language, Prepaid Charging Function (telecommunication), which is used to handle the accounts of Pay As You Go (PAYG) subscribers
November 27th, 2006
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Can someone make a ytmnd of Zoidberg saying "Robut" over and over again?
November 27th, 2006
1254th
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PCF STANDS FOR PODIATRY CARES for FEET
November 27th, 2006
1255th
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"Can someone make a ytmnd of Zoidberg saying "Robut" over and over again?" - http://robutrobutrobut.ytmnd.com/ :D
November 27th, 2006
1256th
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Wow. www.michaelrichards.com hasn't been taken yet.
November 27th, 2006
1257th
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STOP POSTING GAY FURRIE
November 27th, 2006
1258th
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we need more f*ggy short films
November 27th, 2006
1259th
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YTMND isn't getting better...people are still making f*cking pedotown sites...I'm sick of this already...and I got tricked into one sick one today. Jesus...do people have anything else to watch on TV? I say some of the elites here should force a fad based around a funny tv quote to hell....anything to get sickytown off ytmnd.
November 27th, 2006
1260th
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how about a fad based just on the word sweer?
November 27th, 2006
1261st
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The Stephanie sh*t is just disgusting...yet people keep upvoting it.
November 27th, 2006
1262nd
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
November 27th, 2006
1263rd
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More like KaneRobut amirite? And even more like KaneRobutt amiriter?
November 27th, 2006
1264th
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Damn it KaneRobot, the more you post that...the more ytmnd dies. Can't you be optimistic and give hope to this struggling site? Some suggestions...hell, come out clean, and just make a damn ytmnd that can bring hope...even if it's just a 3.50 rated site?
November 27th, 2006
1265th
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And that Family Guy ad needs to really go now...it's making rainbows appear around me.
November 27th, 2006
1266th
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YTMND is the manual for The Guardian Legend. Hold down your "B" button for continuous firing here.
November 27th, 2006
1267th
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almost 1300. btw can we get a bloody update already?
November 27th, 2006
1268th
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less than 50 sites from the 666,666th site. and more than 111,111 sites from the 777,777th site.
November 27th, 2006
1269th
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Imagine if this makes it all the way to 1337 comments.
November 27th, 2006
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can you prevent rockthedashboard from making sites.
November 27th, 2006
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1337
November 27th, 2006
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almost to 1300
November 27th, 2006
1273rd
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...
November 27th, 2006
1274th
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i win, now lets see who gets 1337
November 27th, 2006
1275th
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1301 is the new 1337.
November 27th, 2006
1276th
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1302 is the new 1301.
November 27th, 2006
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In b4 1337.
November 27th, 2006
1278th
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Robut needs to be a fad, who's with me?
November 27th, 2006
1279th
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I wish I won a poster.
November 27th, 2006
1280th
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1.) People need to quit bitching about content and make something better themselves. THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS 2.) People especially need to quit bitching about Lazytown stuff. THAT SH*T IS HOT and usually creative. Also, that show was made for parody more than any show in history.
November 27th, 2006
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At least the NIN+Lazytown song is great.
November 27th, 2006
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"In contrast to the generally accepted medical definition, the term pedophile is also used colloquially to denote significantly older adults who are sexually attracted to adolescents below the local age of consent." There are very few significantly older adults here. It just doesn't hold up to non-rigorous critique. Also, in religious areas, the age of consent is marriage so anyone who is sexually attracted to an unmarried woman is a pedophile. Some places, if there's grass on the field... IT'S RELATIVE
November 27th, 2006
1287th
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Awesome
November 27th, 2006
1288th
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great
November 27th, 2006
1289th
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is it too late to make a fish biscuit site?
November 27th, 2006
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Tubular
November 27th, 2006
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if it isnt too late im totaly gonna make a fish biscuit site.
November 27th, 2006
1293rd
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Sylvester, yeah, it's too late
November 27th, 2006
1295th
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goddamnit i had a really good idea too
November 27th, 2006
1296th
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h
November 27th, 2006
1297th
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i
November 27th, 2006
1300th
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What was your idea
November 27th, 2006
1301st
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i was gonna edit the part in enemy at the gates when they hand out the rifle to one guy and they ammo to the other, i was gonna switch the ammo out so they handed vassilli a fish biscuit...it was atleast a start.
November 27th, 2006
1302nd
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stop posting sh*t just to get to 1337
November 27th, 2006
1303rd
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you could probably make it something else like estrogen, lol. it could be a series of Jude Law is gay ytmnds
November 27th, 2006
1304th
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hey Sylvester make it a bish fiscuit instead
November 27th, 2006
1307th
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lol, k ill scan through the movie to find more scenes depicting him as a homo. btw pcf hows your gay jude law site going?
November 27th, 2006
1308th
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i've almost started it, lol. what's Jude Law's expression when he only gets the ammo?
November 27th, 2006
1309th
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he looks depressed
November 27th, 2006
1311th
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ME
November 27th, 2006
1312th
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hmm
November 27th, 2006
1313th
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GODDAMNIT IT TAKES ME A MINUTE TO POST NOT 30 SEC F*CK SH*T PISS *SSH*LES. gj pcf
November 27th, 2006
1316th
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haha, beat Improviser by 1 second.
November 27th, 2006
1317th
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yeah a jude law is gay fad would be kinda fun
November 27th, 2006
1318th
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gr33nscr33n what kinda question is that!!? OF COURSE the jerries got to him!
November 27th, 2006
1319th
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Maybe, gr33nscr33n, or maybe max is killing them. Someone paste max's face on this http://nonstoptank.ytmnd.com/
November 27th, 2006
1320th
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god that looks painful
November 27th, 2006
1321st
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Oh yeah. Sylvester, that 1334th post by me was a distraction for you.
November 27th, 2006
1322nd
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in 2 days, i swear, there will be liek 200 sites saying 'LOL 1 YEAR ANIVERSERY FOR MYSPACE SUICIDE EMO KID LOLOLOLOLOLOL" with a picture of the kid dancing around the screen and simple plan music. most of which the sites are made by people who didnt even learn of it until like 2 months ago.
November 27th, 2006
1323rd
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i was going to edit a fish biscuit into this hot gay porn scene.
November 27th, 2006
1324th
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I didn't even know it was the 1 year anniversary till you said it
November 27th, 2006
1325th
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And to answer Gr33nscr33n's question, Yes, I think he's dead.. why would he be visitnig Germany anyways?
November 27th, 2006
1326th
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and i thought Russia was the motherland
November 27th, 2006
1327th
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HOT gay porn scene?! you okay there state?
November 27th, 2006
1329th
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russia is the motherland. germany is the father land. THE MORE YOU KNOW
November 27th, 2006
1330th
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once theres an update its gonna be harder to chat cuz dumbasses will flood the comments until around 600 or so. we need a ytmnd chat thats no where near the forums.
November 27th, 2006
1332nd
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am i chatting to myself here?
November 27th, 2006
1333rd
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ya
November 27th, 2006
1334th
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o yeah gr33nscr33n, we COULD, but we all chose not to once we hit that register button
November 27th, 2006
1335th
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one thing is bugging me. i have no clue wtf PCF stands for. i tend to say PFC like a pfc meeting for a school and private first class.
November 27th, 2006
1336th
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look it up in urbandictionary.com
November 27th, 2006
1339th
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ahahahahhahaha....oh. i thought it was your initials
November 27th, 2006
1341st
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lol, it is my initials
November 27th, 2006
1342nd
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LOL even better. whats you name like Peter covert franklin or somethin
November 27th, 2006
1344th
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errr, i mean it's not pre cum fluid. it's my name's initials
November 27th, 2006
1345th
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k now we gotta guess your full name. winner gets $5 gogogogogo
November 27th, 2006
1346th
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i might have the weirdest name ever. none of you will ever get it
November 27th, 2006
1347th
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aw comon tell us PLEEEEEEEAAAAAASE
November 27th, 2006
1348th
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Percival Cassimir Faling
November 27th, 2006
1349th
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Percival. wow. never heard that name before. sounds.....exotic..
November 27th, 2006
1350th
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i wanna know what other people names are. or alteast why they chose their certain screen name. my names Justin Sylvester btw. ( you can guess why i chose my SN)
November 27th, 2006
1351st
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no middle name?
November 27th, 2006
1353rd
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andrew. lol
November 27th, 2006
1354th
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dont worry gr33nscr33n, there are pedos here, but not dangerous ones. besides we aint givin away location, also i searched myslef on google theres like 10 ugly different justin sylvesters so im okay.
November 27th, 2006
1355th
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what if i want to get raped? Where do you guys live?
November 27th, 2006
1356th
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lol hopefully far enuff away from you
November 27th, 2006
1358th
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Well, I live in Los Angeles, California
November 27th, 2006
1359th
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wait was that a seperate question pcf or a joined question?
November 27th, 2006
1360th
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oh f*ck really! dude i live like 40 minutes from you. im in a small town youve probably never heard of near thousand oaks and westlake village ( you might of heard of em.) its a bit north to LA i think
November 27th, 2006
1361st
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both
November 27th, 2006
1363rd
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yeah im in oak park, which used to be part of agoura
November 27th, 2006
1364th
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lol gr33nscr33n
November 27th, 2006
1365th
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i've heard of thousand oaks. I live in the southern part of LA in San Pedro
November 27th, 2006
1366th
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damnit! gr33nscr33n got em all excited so i dropped my fork and all this rice fell inside the keyboard
November 27th, 2006
1367th
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lol ur f*cked unless you shake it upside down for like 3 days
November 27th, 2006
1368th
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...im still waiting for my shirts. i was told i could get them, last september....
November 27th, 2006
1369th
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forget it. food fell inside my keyboard so many times. i ate too fast again too. my tummy hurts. do you have yahoo or msn messenger?
November 27th, 2006
1370th
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naw, i havnt used aim or yahoo or anything since like...early 2005. state asked me the same thing like 5 days ago. i might get aim or something soon if i feel like it.
November 27th, 2006
1371st
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jeez, 100 comments within a few hours.... PCF, you sure are hitting the big numbers this time around
November 27th, 2006
1372nd
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Dont blame me. It's Sylvester and gr33nscr33n's fault. Also society's
November 27th, 2006
1373rd
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1400 OMFG
November 27th, 2006
1374th
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1400
November 27th, 2006
1376th
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YES TAKE THAT! i wanted to post earlier but i knew id get screwed over like i did for the 1337 post.
November 27th, 2006
1377th
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Psh, 1400th post is nothing compared to my 1000th and 1337th post
November 27th, 2006
1378th
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pshh i dont have to impress anybody
November 27th, 2006
1379th
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get a room guys
November 27th, 2006
1380th
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we'll only get a room if we get 3 people. you wanna join?
November 27th, 2006
1381st
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like i said. we need a chat. as long as theres no one from the forums to f*g it up more that it already is.
November 27th, 2006
1382nd
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The "How to Prank a Telemarketer" site and its "maker" need to be deletified. If they get Hall of Fame, I'll start killing bunny rabbits and ripping heads off of rubber duckies.
November 27th, 2006
1383rd
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what gamekid said only i will add raping obese children from the mental institution
November 27th, 2006
1385th
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PCF raped the 1337 post in 30 seconds
November 27th, 2006
1386th
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Therefore he remembered Poland.
November 27th, 2006
1388th
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13 seconds mind you
November 27th, 2006
1390th
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Remember when there were like 11 million sites on Worthwhile YTMNDs that mods killed because they sucked? I can't believe that hasn't happened to that Telemarketer site, considering that it's been somewhere more important than Worthwhile and for longer than any of those other sites.
November 27th, 2006
1391st
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But people will probably bitch about it if it happens :(
November 27th, 2006
1392nd
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http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,127823/article.html?tk=nl_wbxnws (links to a ytmnd in that page(any f*g who makes a ytmnd about this article to get highvotes I will 1 them into oblivion))
November 27th, 2006
1393rd
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who cares. only the f*ggots will bitch but we want rid of em anyway
November 27th, 2006
1394th
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Jesus upon looking at the guy who made that site's other sites I just thank God that's the only one that caught on. Although that Professor Farnsworth has nice looping and such. If he made it. Which he probably didn't.
November 27th, 2006
1396th
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i'm new here is this where we say we dont know and then ask you why you came here
November 27th, 2006
1398th
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That Telemarketer site brought all these people to join ytmnd and they vote 5 on all these sh*tty sites but 2's and 1's for good ones
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