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posted by max on September 06, 2006 at 12:49:13 PM
hello all my buds and budettes,
some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!
second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.
More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.
The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.
I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.
some juicy news tidbits for you this afternoon. first up: the all new ytmnd search engine with advanced search!
second off are some of the designs for new ytmnd shirts.
More news on both these items inside.
The YTMND search engine is hopefully a step in the right direction away from our independence from a gigantic list of every site ever which is impossible to navigate and kills the server. This is still a beta, and a few features haven't been added yet, most notably sorting.
The new search is much more powerful but needs some fine tuning and probably won't replace the old search for a while, but in the mean time it should be pretty useful anyway.
I know you are all happy to have shirts back, there are even more designs than those linked to, I'm working through fad shirts now (about a billion awful nedm designs) and should have a complete list within the next couple days. I'd like to start preorders this weekend.
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She packed my bags, last night,
pre-flight, zero hour, 9am.
And I'm gonna be high
As a kite by then.....And I think it's gonna a be a long long time
till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here
alone. And I think it's gonna be a long long time
till touch down brings me round again to find,
I'm not the man they think I am at home,
Oh no no no I'm a rock-et-man.
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here
alone.
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Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
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For the rowers keep on rowing,
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Any signs that they are slowing!
Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.
But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....
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Yes it does.
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I can use the same algebra Stephen Dedalus used to prove that Hamlet's grandson is Shakespeare's grandfather and that he himself is the ghost of his own father to prove that for every web of the intrawebs there are exactly six potentially existent cats, 2.423459 of which have a 33% chance of being involved with the NEDM scandal and a 1.45% chance of being related to or otherwise knowing Happy Cat. Also, c*cks.
"how come everything smoothmedia makes, it gets top rated. That slideshow about galaxies wasnt even a YTMND. " I hated that slideshow (everyone and their mom who visits the internet has heard of the Deep Field), and I hated the Mega Man 2 Trailer even more. smooth is excellent at (duh) media, but less PowerPoint and more YTMND.
maplejet, I don't really disagree, I just think it would be a lot more effective to start deleting users rather than sites. Users with no creativity or humor being banned (not to mention users with NO sites being banned) would quickly turn this place into a utopia. Of course, then you have the morons who argue that all of this is subjective and it's impossible to judge art or humor. That's obviously bullsh*t in this case, but there's no reasoning with some clueless putz who thinks his latest "you broke my LIFE" Simple Plan site is the funniest f*ckin' thing on the internet.
"Of course, then you have the morons who argue that all of this
is subjective and it's impossible to judge art or humor." Yeah, it must be killing you that people can have their own opinions on art and humor. Of course, if no one appeals to simple jock humor or church jokes then suddenly the cries of "kill!" go in the air. WOW WHO GOT HASSAN'D TODAY LOL!!!!? I happen to not think any of your sites as being funny, but I don't want them deleted. If YTMND is suddenly about making sites that appeal to the masses, then I think we strayed from it's original path of it being about the artist. BTW CURRENTLY MAKING YTMNDS SPONSERING FALL OUT BOY AND STEPHEN COLBERT BECAUSE ITS ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE TO DO WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
"OW WHO GOT HASSAN'D TODAY LOL!!!!?" No one. I made those a year and a half ago. I don't like a lot of my own sites that are popular. "If YTMND is suddenly about making sites that appeal to the masses, then I think we strayed from it's original path of it being about the artist." I'm suggesting the opposite. The tired fads ARE what is appealing to the masses. "Yeah, it must be killing you that people can
have their own opinions on art and humor." No, it's just annoying. It's not hard to see what is a piece of sh*t and what isn't. "It's all opinion, and no one is right or wrong" is an empty excuse. I couldn't care less that you don't like anything I've done, especially looking at the rankings of your sites. No accounting for taste among smartass YTMNDers I guess.
"That's obviously bullsh*t in
this case, but there's no reasoning with some clueless putz who thinks his latest
"you broke my LIFE" Simple Plan site is the funniest f*ckin' thing on the internet." But what happens if people make multiple myspace suicides for a single fad....just look at Steve Irwin...count how many "one weakness" and "lol stingray" sites you can find.
I don't think there's any way to set a strict set of rules or requirements. Some people do fad sites that are great. It's just unfortunate that we need to sit through 1500 other sites that try and miserably, pathetically fail before we get to the gem. I guess my ideal situation would be limited site membership, but I can think of more reasons that it's a bad idea than a good one. I'll live with it and hope people get their sh*t together. They won't, but pretending is fun.
Are you guys drunk? Of course we can judge art and humor, and of course it's subjective. For example, can you scientifically prove that racial humor is funny? F*ck no. Because it's not objective, it's SUBJECTIVE. Yeah, I don't like a lot of the high-rated sites either, I just don't have the arrogance to bitch about it on here. Get the f*ck over it and move on.