buenas tardes amigo
posted by max on August 26, 2006 at 10:57:03 PM
hello again pals,
first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous!
there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy.
read more for further updates
now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND and I think you guys will really like it.
I haven't decided if I'm going to leak out more of the new design and layout before it has solidified more, but it's pretty damn good. It will be a lot of work to port the entire site over to the new skin but I'm going to try and get it done as soon as time allows.
I've received quite a few shirt designs, ranging from downright horrible to amazing, and within the next few days I'll give you guys the opportunity to decide which ones you want printed.
i am also getting an old friend to come up with a sticker design which should be pretty awesome as well. I will most likely include a couple with each shirt sold as well as sell them in stacks separately. When I get the design I'll post it up here.
More news in a couple days when I launch the big new feature I've been putting off for weeks. Also, if you haven't yet, please fill out the YTMND user demographic survey. You fellows will be pleased to know almost 10% of our users are female (or claim to be), maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork.
first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous!
there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy.
read more for further updates
now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND and I think you guys will really like it.
I haven't decided if I'm going to leak out more of the new design and layout before it has solidified more, but it's pretty damn good. It will be a lot of work to port the entire site over to the new skin but I'm going to try and get it done as soon as time allows.
I've received quite a few shirt designs, ranging from downright horrible to amazing, and within the next few days I'll give you guys the opportunity to decide which ones you want printed.
i am also getting an old friend to come up with a sticker design which should be pretty awesome as well. I will most likely include a couple with each shirt sold as well as sell them in stacks separately. When I get the design I'll post it up here.
More news in a couple days when I launch the big new feature I've been putting off for weeks. Also, if you haven't yet, please fill out the YTMND user demographic survey. You fellows will be pleased to know almost 10% of our users are female (or claim to be), maybe if you stop being so sleazy they will come out of the woodwork.
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hello again pals,
first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous!
there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy.
read more for further updates
Not trying to hassle you, but will have to add my thoughts - the new top 12 or whatever annoys the crap out of me, doesn't reflect the actual top 12, and is really screwing things up. Really gotta keep asking for the original top 15, or at least have the top 12 actually be the top 12. Sites are suffering and I think that's quite apparent.
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buenas tardes amigo
posted by max on 2006-08-26 22:57:03
hello again pals,
first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of support. you have all been very generous!
there is so much going on right now, I don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy.
read more for further updates
now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND and I think you guys will really like it.
I haven't decided if I'm going to leak out more of the
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2006-08-26 22:57:34 1st
max
8)
2006-08-26 22:58:50 2nd
CaptainHusky
Word up COMRAD
2006-08-26 22:59:35 3rd
nutnics
third
2006-08-26 22:59:41 4th
prairiedogeric10
hey, survey was great
2006-08-26 22:59:53 5th
oneac
5
2006-08-26 23:00:26 6th
Stuntman27
Come on, show us the new design. :)
2006-08-26 23:01:31 7th
MajinTobias
Good!
2006-08-26 23:01:38 8th
State-of-mind
2006-08-26 23:02:27 9th
prairiedogeric10
and I can't wait for the new design!
2006-08-26 23:02:31 10th
chenkins
cool
2006-08-26 23:03:01 11th
USAF04
Post
2006-08-26 23:03:06 12th
mandoevan
9th i'm the true #1 fan jk, soap sucks
2006-08-26 23:03:21 13th
studged
yay
2006-08-26 23:04:16 14th
CaptainHusky
WTF Snakes on a plane was the most funny and kick *ss movie ever . LOL grapic snake
bite
2006-08-26 23:04:16 15th
BirdChirpy
hello again pals, first off i'd like to thank all of you for your showing of
support. you have all been very generous! there is so much going on right now, I
don't even know where to begin. As of tomorrow I think I've officially won the Snakes
on a Plane fan contest. That being said, I've decided to split the winnings with
igberd, who is #2 in the contest, but obviously the true #1 fan. If the contest
organizers will have it, I want him to have the screening and I'll just walk away
with the Sobe, that way everyone walks away happy. read more for further
updates now, on to business. I've been talking to quite a few different
advertising places and things are looking better. I also got the new design for YTMND
and I think you guys will really like it. I haven't decided if I'm going to leak
out more of the new design and layout before it has solidified more, but it's pretty
damn good. It will be a lot of work to port the entire site over to the new skin but
I'm going to try and get it done as soon as time allows. I've received quite a few
shirt designs, ranging
Neat!
2006-08-16 03:06:51
Dantheman
Clever
2006-08-16 03:09:10
iliketoeatpie
I like it
2006-08-16 03:10:59
murphvelocity
Brilliant.
2006-08-16 03:14:24
next-tarantino
"Noice!"
2006-08-16 03:17:49
fu2x89x
5 for novelty.
2006-08-16 03:19:04
aero9
wonderful
2006-08-16 03:20:37
bandinator666
i said to myself "this guy is creative"
2006-08-16 03:23:00
Dr-L337
mm i like this
2006-08-16 03:29:27
gogg
omg how do you do it.
2006-08-16 03:29:31
HeatherChandler
I see what you did there.
2006-08-16 03:31:28
Patchubis
That is pretty cool
2006-08-16 03:32:46
PirateSteve
Extremely simple, yet extremely clever. I love it.
2006-08-16 03:33:31
gogg
i also just threw one up.
2006-08-16 03:33:33
tibber
simplicity ftw
2006-08-16 03:34:13
Crystal
How did you know about my love for the night?
2006-08-16 03:38:11
furrykef
But what if the user doesn't have the watermark turned on in the options?
;)
2006-08-16 03:40:24
Jesushobo
Yes! Best use of the ytmnd logo
2006-08-16 03:43:58
TravDood
Very unique. Could spark a new fad. I see plenty of people playing with
that now...
2006-08-16 03:44:09
Philkensebben
#! ftw
2006-08-16 03:44:54
TamaKun808
awesome!
2006-08-16 03:52:43
lj-trucking
5'd for typogra
2006-08-16 04:22:12
p337
i wish it wasnt tiled, but i guess you have to do that... neat anyway
2006-08-16 04:36:19
ytcracker
well done
2006-08-16 04:49:17
oohdiscountbrick
I want this as my screen saver
2006-08-16 04:59:54
thetikihead
creative
2006-08-16 05:52:46
Azhur
BRILLIANT
2006-08-16 06:09:13
Starf*cker
Zap zap. 5'd
2006-08-16 06:11:29
nobody
hah
2006-08-16 06:13:17
crazysh*t
Nice...very nice...
2006-08-16 06:19:14
infamous
jawesome
2006-08-16 06:23:13
sAge
SKILLZ!
Neat! 2006-08-16 03:06:51 Dantheman Clever 2006-08-16 03:09:10
iliketoeatpie I like it 2006-08-16 03:10:59 murphvelocity Brilliant.
2006-08-16 03:14:24 next-tarantino "Noice!" 2006-08-16 03:17:49
fu2x89x 5 for novelty. 2006-08-16 03:19:04 aero9 wonderful
2006-08-16 03:20:37 bandinator666 i said to myself "this guy is creative"
2006-08-16 03:23:00 Dr-L337 mm i like this 2006-08-16 03:29:27 gogg
omg how do you do it. 2006-08-16 03:29:31 HeatherChandler I see what
you did there. 2006-08-16 03:31:28 Patchubis That is pretty cool
2006-08-16 03:32:46 PirateSteve Extremely simple, yet extremely clever. I
love it. 2006-08-16 03:33:31 gogg i also just threw one up.
2006-08-16 03:33:33 tibber simplicity ftw 2006-08-16 03:34:13 Crystal
How did you know about my love for the night? 2006-08-16 03:38:11 furrykef
But what if the user doesn't have the watermark turned on in the options? ;)
2006-08-16 03:40:24 Jesushobo Yes! Best use of the ytmnd logo 2006-08-16
03:43:58 TravDood Very unique. Could spark a new fad. I see plenty of people
playing with that now... 2006-08-16 03:44:09 Philkensebben #! ftw
2006-08-16 03:44:54 TamaKun808 awesome! 2006-08-16 03:52:43
lj-trucking 5'd for typogra 2006-08-16 04:22:12 p337 i wish it wasnt
tiled, but i guess you have to do that... neat anyway 2006-08-16 04:36:19
ytcracker well done 2006-08-16 04:49:17 oohdiscountbrick I want this
as my screen saver 2006-08-16 04:59:54 thetikihead creative
2006-08-16 05:52:46 Azhur BRILLIANT 2006-08-16 06:09:13 Starf*cker
Zap zap. 5'd 2006-08-16 06:11:29 nobody hah 2006-08-16 06:13:17
crazysh*t Nice...very nice... 2006-08-16 06:19:14 infamous jawesome
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Tonight, why did the chicken cross the road? To cause a global pandemic. Plus, greek letters, they’re about to be attached to something even more dangerous than a fraternity paddle. And there’s nothing to fear but fear itself, I’ll fix that. -Finally, a new television show premieres, and CHANGES THE WORLD. Open wide baby bird, because momma’s got a big fat night crawler of truth. Here comes the Colbert Report! [theme song] Good evening, I’m Stephen Colbert, and welcome to the very first Colbert Report. Got a lot to do tonight, a whole big world to fix. But, before we do that, I ah, I just want to take a moment here. Now I know that this is my show, and that my name may be up there in the title, and silhouetted on the back wall so it looks like we put it up there twice, and on this plasma screen down here, and on the chaser lights here at the bottom of this platform, and on either side of the desk which, is itself shaped like a giant “C.” Can we get a good shot of that, “C” for Colbert. Thanks. But this show is not about me; No this program is dedicated to you, the hero’s. And who are the hero’s? The people who watch this show. Average hard working Americans. You’re not the elites, you’re not the country club crowd, -I know for a fact that my country club would never let you in. But you “get it,” and you come form a long line of “it getters.” You’re the folks who say SOMETHING’S-GOT-TO-BE-DONE. Well you’re doing something right now, YOU’RE—WATCHING—T.-V. And on this, -on this show you’re voice will be heard, in the form of my voice. Cause you’re looking at a straight shooter America; I tell it like it is- I call’s ‘em like I sees ‘em. I will speak to you in plain-simple-English; and that brings us to tonight’s word, TRUTHINESS. Now I know some of the word police, the “Wordinista’s” over at Webster’s are gonna say, “hey that’s not a word,” well anyone who knows me knows that I’m no fan of dictionaries or reference books, they’re elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn’t true, or what did or didn’t happen. Who
Who’s Brittanica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914, if I wanna say it happened in 1941 that’s my right. I don’t trust books, they’re all fact no heart; and that’s exactly what’s pulling our country apart today. Cause let’s face it folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats and Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms; no, we are divided between those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart. Consider Harriet Myers, if you think about Harriet Myers, of course her nominations absurd; but the president didn’t say he thought about his selection, he said this (Bush)–“I know her heart.”-(Bush) Notice how he said nothing about her brain, he didn’t have to. He feels the truth about Harriet Myers. And what about Iraq, if you think about it, maybe there are a few missing pieces to the rational for war; but doesn’t taking Saddam out feel like the right thing. Right here, right here in the gut. Cause that’s where the truth comes from ladies and gentlemen, the gut. Do you know that you have more nerve endings in your stomach than in you’re head. Look it up. Now somebody’s gonna say I did look that up and it’s wrong. Well mister, that’s because you looked it up in a book. Next time, try looking it up in you’re gut; I did, and my gut tells me that’s how our nervous system works. Now I know some of you may not trust you’re gut, -yet, but with my help, you will. The Truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you; I promise to feel the news, at you!
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NEDM (Trombone Edition)
2006-09-03 14:27:15
prairiedogeric10
5 stars
I'm a trombone player too and I can play NSMB. I've been trying to figure out NEDM too
gtorisu9ses perpetual test site
2006-09-02 16:29:01
gamekid
5 stars
You get a LOL-WUT award.
TEKSOQP: Can't Break My Stride
2006-09-02 01:51:47
gamekid
5 stars
Also random lunchlady flying past the screen (and doubly random Ken) FTW.
2006-09-02 00:46:00
gamekid
5 stars
The teksoqp is STRONG in you.
Lex Luthor Meets His Opponent (:nvr4get: poland)
2006-09-01 11:24:51
Skiin
5 stars
I will nevar 4get!
2006-08-31 22:16:43
shallow
5 stars
I was about to remove this from my favorites after you added the whole "Poland" thing. But Bush
sounds like he's on drugs, so you stay!
Axel F (Trombone Edition)
2006-08-31 19:12:25
Rew86
3 stars
I love this song and you... sorta destroyed it i hate to say... specially the bridge (really
outa time). nice try though
TEKSOQP: Can't Break My Stride
2006-08-31 16:34:23
Dana
Can we delete all these f*cking sh*tty "R.I.P. Steve Irwin" sites in a week when nobody gives a f*ck anymore? I don't go how so many idiots can think their stupid little "tribute" site is going to offer anything that hasn't been seen already. Most of them are just a picture/slideshow of him put to some overused "death" song. All of those sites suck, and I call upon all non-retarded members to downvote these piece of sh*t sites into oblivion.
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me, stand by me-e, yeah
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
Darlin', darlin', stand by me-e, stand by me
Oh stand by me, stand by me, stand by me
So darling, darling stand, by me oh,
won't you stand by me,
oh won't you stand, w
won't you stand, stand by me. (x2)
When the night has come, and the land is dark,
and the moon is the only, light we'll see.
I won't cry no I won't cry, no I
won't shed a tear just as long as you
f**king stand by me. So darling, darling stand, by me oh won't you,
stand by me, oh won't you stand,
won't you stand, stand by me. (x2)
When the sky, that we look upon,
tumble and falls, and the mountains
crumble to the sea.I won't cry, no I won't cry no I
won't be afraid just as long as
you f**king stand by me.
Darling, darling stand, by me oh
won't you, stand by me, oh won't you stand,
won't you stand, stand by me. (x2)
Do it Klecher! Come on!
--electric guitar sounds--
Darling, darling stand, by me oh won't you, stand by me.
oh won't you stand, won't you stand, stand by me. Darling, darling stand, by me oh won't you, stand by me.
oh won't you stand, won't you stand, stand by me.
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