ain't no sunshine

Well golly,

So much has happened in the last week, I figured I should make a news post about it! first off, I've made some major back end changes that I will go over inside.

as many of you know they removed me from the SoaP contest because someone votehacked under my name to intentionally get me disqualified. I emailed the company and they said they'd reinstate me yesterday. other than that I don't know so stop asking me.

I've written an article entitled "how to not get a site deleted" aka "how running YTMND has made me a giant asshole". read more inside.


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how to not get a site deleted

Every day I get a few emails from people who have sites made about them. their friends or enemies use YTMND as a medium of revenge or a catalyst to torture. In most cases, I just delete them as they aren't very humorous and usually aren't very clever. Once in a blue moon I get a letter from someone who is just going about it all wrong, so I thought I'd post an example of how not to get a personal site about you deleted.

From: leekaplin@***
Subject: Re Lee Kaplan is a "douchebag"

Gentlemen;
It has come to my attention that you are using a theatrical photo of me (I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist) with the caption "Lee Kaplan is a douchebag."

1. Only a douchebag would say "I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist".
2. Assume I care who you are or what you do.
3. Assume I am personally responsible for the site made about you.

These smears are usually put together by anti-Israel activists in the US. First, you do not have my permission to use my likeness unless you remove the douchebag comment accompanying it. Second, .I would think if you have some class, you would not let your site be used to smear people, especially without explanation.

4. Claim people made the site for any other reason than you being a douchebag (ie racism, sexism, nerdism etc).
5. Assume I actually want to use your likeness or anything that has to do with you.
6. Try and guilt me into deleting a site based on morals or class (lol!) of which I have neither.

My brother is a powerful litigating attorney and if I have to bring my family into suing you, I will. However,'
I am asking you amicably to remove the entire entry or delete the "douchebag" comment that is entirely vulgar and serves no purpose other than to smear me on the Internet.

7. The kicker: Try to threaten me with legal action.
8. Bonus points for threatening to use a family member to sue me.


Please respiond to this in writing.

Lee Kaplan (not a douchebag)

9. Re-iterating that you are, in fact, a douchebag. (Also failing to spellcheck threat emails!)
10.Writing a huge rant about how you want a site deleted and never even providing the URL.
(it's leekaplan.ytmnd.com by the way)

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As for the site security changes you have no doubt noticed, my aim was to minimize the effect a cross site scripting attack could have.

I've rewritten the login code and some of the other parts of the site and completed the following:

* implemented real user levels
* completely removed the old login system and now use a challenge hash authentication system to avoid storing a raw password hash in a cookie or session.
* wrote a real logout function that completely destroys your session and cookies.
* added session ip checking to avoid session hijacking. a few users are having problems with this so I will probably make it a default user option.
* added a CAPTCHA to site deletion confirmation to avoid the scripting of any site deletion events.
* rewrote the censor() function to catch a huge amount of variations on swear words and preserve case when replacing.


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August 13th, 2006
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http://mysuicidenote.ytmnd.com/ - someone do me a favore (ha ha get it? ugh) and keep tabs to see if this guy ever logs in on YTMND again.
August 13th, 2006
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MasterSitsu; Okay. I may have misunderstood it, but it says that this guy logged on at around 2:15 today.
August 13th, 2006
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For a man who constantly denies his douchebaggery, he reaffirms it with every word.
August 13th, 2006
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gamekid, when i last commented it said: Last Online: Today 02:09 so if it ever changes, we'll know.
August 13th, 2006
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Okay, sort of an out-of-the-blue comment, but hyah: Can we get an administrative UN-style resolution to have mods ban all VinnyWeapons commenter wannabes? It's not a huge deal, but for some reason those assclowns really get on my nerves.
August 13th, 2006
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Also: "assclowns" > censor FTW
August 13th, 2006
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thanks for the updates Max and HAHAHAHAHA to the Kaplan guy lol
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also f?ck
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i was watchin' me and my momma was watching this mooooovie.........
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Destroy me.
August 13th, 2006
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Please change the meta tag on the "This is not Y T M N D" redirect page from (change square bracks to angle bracks) [meta http-equiv="refresh" content="18;http://www.ytmnd.com/"] to [meta http-equiv="refresh" content="18;URL=http://www.ytmnd.com/"] :)
August 13th, 2006
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Dear Max, I know you don't care but a certain YTMND'er has offened me and has thrown dirt upon your name, so i ask of you to remove LOLnedmftw from YTMND or ban him for his disordely conduct, thank you
August 13th, 2006
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I propose on bended knee to LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE
August 13th, 2006
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aLEElayLEElaylalaLEEyyayeee
August 13th, 2006
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PirateBay wannabe... max you are officialy the loser now dog...
August 13th, 2006
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okay. so we now have all agreed Kaplan is a douche... the next question is if he can out-douche Andy Rooney.
August 13th, 2006
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578th!
August 13th, 2006
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no the REAL question is when will PirateBay take over ytmnd so that we can have an actual intelligent being running this site
August 13th, 2006
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HuzzAHHH, lol@leekaplan! Oh, and c*ckf*gs! c*nt vagina tittyc*ck! c*cktitty! f*gelism??
August 13th, 2006
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I think danmanx has allowed himself to be stereotyped as a downvoter. Considering all he did to my sites was downvote them and then say LOL! Look I found you! I am completely tired of his bullsh*t. Either he gets deleted off YTMND or I'm taking action against him.
August 13th, 2006
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Make that LOL! GUESS WHAT? *I FOUND YOU*! If anyone agrees with me that danmanx should have action taken against him or some limitations are applied to his account. Please leave me a pm or comment on this article. Thanks.
August 13th, 2006
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lol "action taken against him. I'M SUING YOU FOR SAYING MEAN THINGS ABOUT MY INTERNET SITES.
August 13th, 2006
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http://ytmnd.com/spy
August 14th, 2006
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"Either he gets deleted off YTMND or I'm taking action against him." What are you going to do? Downvote his sites and send him a nasty private message? Oh and Max won't even bother helping somebody out who isn't one of his IRC elite or a famous frontpage member. Just saying. YTMND is as productive as the DMV and State Legislation.
August 14th, 2006
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ever since we've had the dynamic upandcoming list, the top15s have been quite reasonable. it truly has been working as i believe max intended it. but today's top15 sucks hard, and it's time for me to start bitching. bitch bitch bitch.
August 14th, 2006
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Yo Max, dig your boy: http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-08-14/ 7th item down. Mwu-ha!
August 14th, 2006
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When do bumsex's votes and comments go?
August 14th, 2006
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MAX IS VIEWHACKING
August 14th, 2006
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flying lobsters? lol
August 14th, 2006
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STILL no SoaP reinstatement. The hell?
August 14th, 2006
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"but today's top15 sucks hard, and it's time for me to start bitching. bitch bitch bitch." Except for hotcakesandsausages. That's some hot sh*t.
August 14th, 2006
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what's happening, yeah, um, I'm gonna have to ahead and say "593rd"
August 14th, 2006
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to those following http://www.ytmnd.com/users/blahblah22/ 's "suicide" watch. he logged back in. way to pull of a hoax.
August 14th, 2006
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and steveyos, i go to savedbythelol to make fun of Wolfson. You're just an extra retard to make fun of while waiting for responses to actual posts. thanks though for putting me on your 'top 10 worst people of all time' ytmnd.
August 14th, 2006
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400 to go
August 14th, 2006
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I'm drunk off of Cabarnet-Shiraz and a little bit of Chardonnay. it was pretty good and now I'm totally f*cked. I love bread. I love bowls of M&Ms and peanuts. I love Hasbro toys. Good night.
August 14th, 2006
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wow, what a douchebag
August 14th, 2006
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kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke also c*cks
August 14th, 2006
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lol, Sitsu. I love ytmnd when I'm drunk, It's actually much funnier.
August 14th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_605 LOL Peaugot
August 14th, 2006
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Max, do something about that downvoting clan. Their wreaking havoc on good (and bad) sites.
August 14th, 2006
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Okay, enough is enough. SoaP is about to get taken down.
August 14th, 2006
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What happened to the douchebag that was beating you in Soap?
August 14th, 2006
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Change it back to 400 votes for up and coming.
August 14th, 2006
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yea, i was about to ask what the u&c vote limit was. is it even 300?
August 14th, 2006
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GRRR,..no way, The vote limit is back to 300?, there are competing schools of thought on this issue. I for one am for a 400 - 500 vote limit.
August 14th, 2006
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i think it's 250, judging from 'downvoting clan EXPOSED'
August 14th, 2006
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Except that the Downvoting YTMND was actually worthy of making it to U&C either way because of the vital info.
August 14th, 2006
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what i meant was, 'downvoting clan EXPOSED' has a 4.3, 270 votes, and is only a couple hours old. it hasn't been NSFW'd or HoF'd. so, if it's dropped off the frontpage, the vote limit must be extremely low.
August 14th, 2006
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delete k0mputer already
August 14th, 2006
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^ I second the deletion
August 14th, 2006
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I honestly think that voting it NSFW would make a difference. Some Lee Kaplans voted one of my YTMND's a NSFW, which is completely uneccessary considering it's perfectly normal.
August 14th, 2006
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^yeah
August 14th, 2006
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*GASP* 250 vote limit...omg, so low. Oh well, maybe the upcoming site update will have a whole new flow to it. I'll withold my next site till then.
August 14th, 2006
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I thought Zorg left U&C early today. 250 is alright though.
August 14th, 2006
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HARIKARI!!!
August 14th, 2006
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ytmnd still rocks
August 14th, 2006
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I took a look at theat 'downvoter clan' thing and the site they targeted. Adverb has just forfeited any ground he ever had that he votes what he honestly feels like. I thought he'd be above being just one small cog in a clique. And that douche is a f*cking MODERATOR on this site? its absolutely ridiculous a mod would be part of a clan that ONLY exists to target other users. Adverb should be stripped of mod-ship entirely. douchebag.
August 14th, 2006
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i am refering to downvoteexposed.ytmnd.com - a group of users who treat downvoting like some stupid secret religious cult or something. That they'd openly organize something so retarded is just insane. most downvoter complaining sites are whiny crap of course, but this one was interesting, only that Fuhrer and his ban of cronies would consider giving someone a 1 star to have such great meaning.
August 14th, 2006
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^ MAX, you have allowed your site to be run by ungrateful and irresponsible users that dont deserve to take the helm any longer. Let devoted and respectful users a chance at the reigns, like Sitsu above, State-of-Mind, and other users that have a better sense of this place to moderate.
August 14th, 2006
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Hopefully Max will read this, and it's true. Adverb deserves to be removed from his moderator status. Be sure to alert your friends and family to the news.
August 14th, 2006
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"Downvoter Clan"? Are those geeks SERIOUS? *disgust*
August 14th, 2006
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Please delete k0mputer. He is a troll.
August 14th, 2006
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also, I thought adverb was way better then that. I cant believe he would participate it something like that.
August 14th, 2006
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Read the comments: http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/308586
August 14th, 2006
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press 1 for chat
August 14th, 2006
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state-of-mind for mod, sexymofo also.
August 14th, 2006
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^ State-of-mind, absolutely. sexymofo...i dunno. I like his wavesonmetal site, but the 1-star/5-star thing...
August 14th, 2006
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wow, nice updates...
August 14th, 2006
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typogra's obviously joking, gamekid :P
August 14th, 2006
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1ST POST AFTER MASTERMITSU POSTED!
August 14th, 2006
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I vote for.... MasterSitsu, nutnics, State-of-mind, and typogra as mods.
August 14th, 2006
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also Chav-Slayer... I vote for.... MasterSitsu, nutnics, State-of-mind, and typogra as mods.
August 14th, 2006
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I kinda thought so. Me and sarcasm don't mix. :(
August 14th, 2006
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also SIXTY FOURRRRRR(x10)!!! oh my GGGGGGODDDDDD!!!
August 14th, 2006
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and gamekid too because I just noticed I have all his sites upvoted
August 14th, 2006
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MAX 4 ADMIN
August 14th, 2006
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Tenacious D = 7eh funny
August 14th, 2006
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30 SECONDS!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2006
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--well actually, he forgot Poland.
August 14th, 2006
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646th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2006
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Comment Rules=less bashing
August 14th, 2006
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Don't post unless it's a response to the news. Don't post unless it's a response to the news.
August 15th, 2006
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That letter really calls for a good ol' fashioned boomaga dramatic reading.
August 15th, 2006
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650
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For a good time call 815-997-6182
August 15th, 2006
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For a good time call 815-997-6182
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For a good time call 815-997-6182
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For a good time call 815-997-6182
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For a good time call 815-997-6182
August 15th, 2006
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lol I love this sh*t. Max is great.
August 15th, 2006
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i wish i could 5
August 15th, 2006
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maybe nutnics was right about higher vote counts for up and coming. i still think 500 is too high, but 350-400 might be okay, if the top15's of the last two days are any indication.
August 15th, 2006
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"I work as a professional actor as well as an inveistigative joiurnalist" = too mediocre to be successful at any one thing
August 15th, 2006
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max i have 3 suggestions for you. first let us post pr0n everywhere second gimme all ur money. fourth and lastly stop censoring us DONT HOLD THE F*CKING MAN DOWN F*CK F*CK F*CK hey
August 15th, 2006
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666
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max, this may have been already asked, but what about a buddy list where we can list our YTMND friends?
August 15th, 2006
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I wish there were a phone number I could call for a good time.
August 15th, 2006
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Me too... wait
August 15th, 2006
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in before the number of the beast
August 15th, 2006
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Woo!
August 15th, 2006
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lol satan
August 15th, 2006
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Please delete sexymofo and k0mputer
August 15th, 2006
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hey matisyahu ill be attending your next concert
August 15th, 2006
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The Top 15 has sucked since 2005.
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August 15th, 2006
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a user named "ip tracker" - geez, that cant POSSIBLY be an alt account :P
August 15th, 2006
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AHHH DELETE SEXYMOFO
August 15th, 2006
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delete sexymofo, k0mputer, mr. one, bring vote limit back to 350 (or 400 if you want to try that) remove adverb from mod, and yeah peace on Earth.
August 15th, 2006
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delete everyone, ever
August 15th, 2006
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k0mputer, the sh*t of ytmnd.
August 15th, 2006
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w00t! 680th!
August 15th, 2006
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Suggested post titles for Max's next update: "Like a Surgeon," "Rust In Peace," "Where's The Love?" (the Hanson song, not that goddamn sh*tty-ass trendy nubian bullsh*t song), "A Bitch Is a Bitch."
August 15th, 2006
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I too vote "Like a Surgeon" for a future news title. cuttin for the very first tiiiiime...
August 15th, 2006
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Looks like Max is back up on SoaP.
August 15th, 2006
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why?
August 15th, 2006
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Max, I think the censor() function is broken. Pihss, Shiht, Fuhck, Cuhnt, Cohcksuhcker Mother Fuhcker, Tihts, Fart, Turd and Twaht. See? If I could vote on the rest of the article though I would vote 4. Well done sir!
August 15th, 2006
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I want more harmony! poor and lee should be in there NOT
August 15th, 2006
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I agree with the deletion of k0mputer. Not that my opinion counts for anything.
August 15th, 2006
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DELETE: http://ytmnd.com/users/k0mputer/comments
August 15th, 2006
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ok
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Hi max! First I want to make you aware of the fact that you deleted my forums account, which I still intended to use. Second, I just was wondering if you knew anything about the status of dickcream.com, as it hasn't been up for some time, and I'm also aware that you are a friend with its webmaster.
August 15th, 2006
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max, go back to israel and fight for your land
August 15th, 2006
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"a user named 'ip tracker' - geez, that cant POSSIBLY be an alt account :P" Technically it isn't. I decided a week or so ago to manually delete my old account as I could add nothing productive to our little YTMND community with it and as sort of a gesture of peace, although I don't believe it has yet been deleted. Unfortunately Max's little IP tracker test in the forum is locking out quite a few of our users, and it has begun to irritate many within...including myself. I just merely want to make a bold statement in the most theatrical way possible within my current resources. Because the public loves the theatrics...
August 15th, 2006
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And I love it when a plan comes together!
August 16th, 2006
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"Second, .I would think if you have some class" Picard and many others also have NO class.
August 16th, 2006
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Testing new censor routines: F*Ck Sh*T DAmn c*nt WHORE (XxXX XxXX XXxx xxxx XXXXX)
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Well...the ones that were censored did retain capitalization... :)
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700! And the DouchBag Comment stands true!
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1603rd! And I can't count!
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ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKSø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸, C*CKS
August 16th, 2006
686th
(0)
MasterSitsu and state-of-mind also get my votes as mods. Not that it means anything, but still.
August 16th, 2006
687th
(0)
704th!!!!!!
August 16th, 2006
688th
(0)
YTMND was down...
August 16th, 2006
689th
(0)
dew.ytmnd.com should've automatically made Sitsu a mod.
August 16th, 2006
690th
(0)
fivestarproject.ytmnd.com
August 16th, 2006
691st
(0)
fivestarproject.ytmnd.com
August 16th, 2006
692nd
(0)
lol, i was jk about the comment, calm down
August 16th, 2006
693rd
(0)
max you're an internet revolutionary. you're going down in history. just stating the obvious, don't mind me.
August 16th, 2006
694th
(0)
also rocks also socks also fox also jocks also mocks also box also locks also crocks also stocks also blocks also docks also hocks also knocks also pox also socks also vox also ytmnd is dying, post your memories here
August 16th, 2006
695th
(0)
My memories...
August 16th, 2006
696th
(0)
k0mputer DELETED!!, ha ha ha, f*ck you loser!
August 16th, 2006
697th
(0)
^ heeeeeee's OUTTA HERE.
August 16th, 2006
698th
(0)
yehay Max is on SoaP again. Now he's won everything but the tickets for the premiere of the movie.
August 16th, 2006
699th
(0)
k0mputer was deleted! ytmnd is good again!
August 16th, 2006
700th
(0)
Is site deleting off again? I'm getting the red x instead of a code.
August 16th, 2006
701st
(0)
The site deletion system has problems. Please send fix.
August 16th, 2006
702nd
(0)
In my case, the CAPTCHA shows but not even correct strings work yet.
August 16th, 2006
703rd
(0)
^^^Same, now.
August 16th, 2006
704th
(0)
Quite erotic.
August 16th, 2006
705th
(0)
The deletion system is broken!
August 16th, 2006
706th
(0)
coke and a fry and a cheeseburger say thats all i want 2 order just a coke and a fry and a cheeseburger say thats all i want c'mon!
August 16th, 2006
707th
(0)
1st
August 16th, 2006
708th
(0)
Add a comment:
August 16th, 2006
709th
(0)
Damn it, this is subliminal torture. Every time I see the front page, "Ain't got no sunshine" runs through my head. STOP PICKING ON US OLD FARTS
August 16th, 2006
710th
(0)
Good news, your back in the S.O.A.P contest.....726th
August 16th, 2006
711th
(0)
http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Samoht/votes - while we're all lobbying to get gimmick downvoters just trying to get attention, or 'famousers' as i call 'em, deleted - when this guys online take a look at YTMND Spy, he doesnt watch a site more than a second. fastest downvoting gun on YTMND...
August 16th, 2006
712th
(0)
downvoting rox
August 16th, 2006
713th
(0)
bitches indeed! :D
August 16th, 2006
714th
(0)
DHT too... anyone with 99.999% downvotes has to be an alt accounter... http://ytmnd.com/users/Punisher/votes has most of these other ones beat as well.
August 16th, 2006
715th
(0)
http://www.ytmnd.com/users/Xiu/comments - again. the 'repetitive comment' gimmick employed by sexymofo, etc, is so f*cking lame. it hasnt been funny or interesting since VinnyWeapons.
August 16th, 2006
716th
(0)
The worst part: He upvotes sites with BAD or no sources, not as his comment might suggest.
August 16th, 2006
717th
(0)
http://www.sunstormproductions.net/
August 16th, 2006
718th
(0)
We should be able to rate Users.
August 16th, 2006
719th
(0)
^ maybe. Some of those bad famousers have a good site or two. Conversely, there are good people that can't make sh*t. Average site vote and site rating should reflect site quality, not user disdain. A seperate user rating could make it easier for max to dispose of (or at least warn--a user could be hijacked) the riff raff when they act up.
August 16th, 2006
720th
(0)
and by "maybe" I mean "yes"
August 16th, 2006
721st
(0)
^im not sure about that....
August 16th, 2006
722nd
(0)
736th
August 16th, 2006
723rd
(0)
"5h" "YTMND USERS ARE... dumdumdum"
August 17th, 2006
724th
(0)
Somebody please convince max to take down the IP tracker. Please...
August 17th, 2006
725th
(0)
dbag
August 17th, 2006
726th
(0)
yeah delete xiu
August 17th, 2006
727th
(0)
^
August 17th, 2006
728th
(0)
also, c*cks
August 17th, 2006
729th
(0)
Seriously. Xiu is starting to get on my last nerve. *cough*http://damn-that-son-of-a-bitch.ytmnd.com His little "joke" about repeating comments is actually making people put Xiu's f*cking name in their site sources. You gotta ban him.
August 17th, 2006
730th
(0)
"Bring it on: All or nothing" A powerful saga of one white girl overcoming racial divides and cheering her way to street cred, while shooting star-spangled rockets off her rock hard poms poms, and I'm not talking about the ones in her hands. srsly, download it :p
August 17th, 2006
731st
(0)
*http://damn-this-son-of-a-bitch.ytmnd.com/
August 17th, 2006
732nd
(0)
^Re: "repetitive comment" gimmick: see my comment, #557 supra.
August 17th, 2006
733rd
(0)
what xiu know about dem jolly ranchers make ya taste it
August 17th, 2006
734th
(0)
Xiu is a bully. If I were President I'd make bullying a Federal offense punishable by death. Until then, ban Xenu--er, Xiu.
August 17th, 2006
735th
(0)
the post above are made by moslty RETARDED YTMNDS KIDS who have no ORIGINALITY. Most of the replies made by thses posters are SAD and they need to be executed NOW!
August 17th, 2006
737th
(0)
i dont like the 'rate user' idea
August 17th, 2006
739th
(0)
max, ban this xiu idiot. we've got enough "repetitive comment" dumba**es as it is.
August 17th, 2006
740th
(0)
"Rate user" is unnecessary, we already have it. It's "average rating" on the users list. It's not like syncan would suddenly be ranked 2 stars or Adverb would suddenly be 4 if they made it something to vote on seperately.
August 17th, 2006
741st
(0)
Update max. I'm tired of seeing this news.
August 17th, 2006
742nd
(0)
And I think we should lock the use of the epic music. I'm tired of seeing every damn thing being described as epic. I don't care if it's ironic, the fad is being beaten to death.
August 17th, 2006
744th
(0)
k0mputer wasnt that bad
August 17th, 2006
745th
(0)
Ban Xiu. Take back the YTMND
August 17th, 2006
746th
(0)
YTMND is lying. Post the truth here.
August 17th, 2006
747th
(0)
the truth is YTMND isn't dying. the site will become more and more popular, no matter how progressively crappy the content is. it'll live forever, if you can call that living.
August 17th, 2006
748th
(0)
*seriously f*cking dizzy*
August 17th, 2006
750th
(0)
YTMND will live on as a zombie, much like Lohan (complete with static facial expressions)
August 17th, 2006
751st
(0)
'complete with static facial expressions' QFmuthaf*ckinT
August 17th, 2006
752nd
(0)
to shoe heads: thx 4 teh lolz ytmnd 4 evar!
August 17th, 2006
753rd
(0)
It's funy seeing all you idiots post anti-semitic crap when you're oblivious to the fact that max is a jew as well...
August 17th, 2006
754th
(0)
lets all calm down guys
August 17th, 2006
755th
(0)
so was jesus...
August 17th, 2006
756th
(0)
hahaha...... and just to piss you off, max... 771st LOLZ
August 17th, 2006
757th
(0)
dammit, 772nd lolz anyway
August 17th, 2006
758th
(0)
u
August 17th, 2006
759th
(0)
a useless comment
August 17th, 2006
760th
(0)
"It's funy seeing all you idiots post anti-semitic crap when you're oblivious to the fact that max is a jew as well..." I think that would be the reason why people utilize anti-semitic messages etc.
August 17th, 2006
761st
(0)
MAX BABIES PLS!
August 17th, 2006
763rd
(0)
shut up. everyone.
August 17th, 2006
764th
(0)
780
August 17th, 2006
765th
(0)
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS.
August 17th, 2006
766th
(0)
Ever get an e-mail from an angered Julianna Mauriello? She has done it before.
August 17th, 2006
767th
(0)
The black wind begins to blow...
August 17th, 2006
768th
(0)
ive been gone basicly or the 2 weeks and i wasnt missed by anybody, its depressing
August 17th, 2006
769th
(0)
"The black wind begins to blow..." Thanks for your insight, Gandalf. I have hope knowing that if YTMND is reigned by post-lobotomy content there will be one moron who can solve all our problems by banning some worthless idiot that gets whiny little bitches so irate.
August 17th, 2006
770th
(0)
anyone seen lumberjacker lately
August 17th, 2006
771st
(0)
and by "insight" I mean "elaborate bullsh*t"
August 17th, 2006
772nd
(0)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The recent comments thing is all weird now! Max, what the hell did you do this time!?
August 17th, 2006
773rd
(0)
YTMND is NOT dying. Lets go frollock in the fields. Who's with me?
August 17th, 2006
774th
(0)
cu@/b/
August 17th, 2006
775th
(0)
frollok d'ez nuts
August 17th, 2006
776th
(0)
MasterSitsu:the Xiu-whore is still spamming. I say permabans for the win!
August 17th, 2006
777th
(0)
Also dicks
August 17th, 2006
778th
(0)
what the hell's the point of having a private screening of SoaP a week AFTER it's released in theatres? Everyone would have seen it at least 4 times by then!
August 17th, 2006
779th
(0)
SHlT hehe
August 17th, 2006
780th
(0)
--------------- http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/552896 -----------------------
August 17th, 2006
782nd
(0)
780th!!! this is a sign...a sign to go and mae a ytmnd based on SOAP!
August 17th, 2006
783rd
(0)
f*ck you max, your the f*ggot
August 18th, 2006
784th
(0)
sigh
August 18th, 2006
785th
(0)
http://ytmnd.com/users/Cyr/comments - another original user with a repetitive catchphrase.
August 18th, 2006
786th
(0)
While at first I felt the site in question wasn't lagit. He did prove that he is in fact a douchebag.
August 18th, 2006
787th
(0)
Holy Christ, these pickles are enormous!
August 18th, 2006
788th
(0)
SOAP ~ well?..How was it (pics or it didn't happen = fyre)
August 18th, 2006
789th
(0)
Heh,how about if anyone is caught with spamming/attention whore multiple comments,should get a PERMA BAN.
August 18th, 2006
790th
(0)
Should I post Aerosmith, Judas Priest, The Who, Iron Maiden, or The Clash lyrics? I really don't think max gives a damn about my little "crusade" if you can even call it that...
August 18th, 2006
791st
(0)
807
August 18th, 2006
792nd
(0)
YTMND is flying. Post landing instructions here.
August 18th, 2006
793rd
(0)
YTMND is buying. Post shipping costs here.
August 18th, 2006
794th
(0)
any user who in the future makes a screenshot ytmnd of the 'ebaumsworld' on the YTMND down page, or of the Scientology ads, needs to not only be deleted, but savagedly raped by an AIDS Moose. All holes filled with HIV ridden moose c*ck.
August 18th, 2006
795th
(0)
^ Hahaha alright, I was wrong about master sistu at first glance. He's a f*cking god to me now.
August 18th, 2006
796th
(0)
man i was gone for a week and all off this happen.
August 18th, 2006
797th
(0)
http://commacommadown.ytmnd.com/ - first rape victim.
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