down with downvoting

esteemed members of ytmnd, general public,

Users can no longer vote on sites they haven't viewed. No more blind voting.

I have compiled a list of users with dupe accounts. There are around 3500, including some fairly well known users.

I have added a feature to allow people to delete their accounts through the user options. This is mainly for people to delete their multiple alts before they get deleted. You have two weeks.

Following in the footsteps of SomethingAwful , the Church of Scientology has sent me a fun cease and desist.


To avoid blind voting of an entire user profiles, YTMND now keeps track of the last 25 sites you've viewed and ignores your votes if you try to vote on a site you haven't recently seen. Hopefully this should help curb the recent tide of down and upvoting.

ALSO EXPECT A MAGICAL UPDATE IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS FROM SYNCAN



UPDATE: check out the spiffy new about page.

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redhex
June 10th, 2006
8:07:07 PM CDT
262nd
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whatever this sh*t youve installed to force viewing - it stops me from voting at all. not one of the votes i cast today after viewing a ytmnd have worked. so f*ck you.
CrazyRay
June 10th, 2006
8:11:20 PM CDT
263rd
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Haha...as if the "Church" of Scientology can tell you what to do with random images and audio of Hubbard...
Guano
June 10th, 2006
8:15:13 PM CDT
264th
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You f*cking *sshole.
MessedRocker
June 10th, 2006
8:15:24 PM CDT
265th
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eh, CSI's (Church of Scientology International) c&d is not nearly as fun as eBaum's World's C&D
Corleone
June 10th, 2006
8:18:19 PM CDT
266th
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pfft Scientology lawyer f*gs...
NorthStar
June 10th, 2006
8:22:11 PM CDT
267th
(0)
I demand a dramatic interpertation by boomaga
herfgaturg
June 10th, 2006
8:30:36 PM CDT
268th
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A magical update from the magic of L. Ron Hubbard. May God bless your children with hefty nuggets with which you may consummate.
JohnnyQuest
June 10th, 2006
8:32:20 PM CDT
269th
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290th!
evilplayer
June 10th, 2006
8:42:13 PM CDT
270th
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291st!!! I have a 1 in it!
prairiedogeric10
June 10th, 2006
8:51:55 PM CDT
271st
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I figured out that I can vote for NSFW sites, but not SFW sites. FIX THIS CRAP!!!!
KaneRobot
June 10th, 2006
8:56:28 PM CDT
272nd
(0)
You should post the list of users with dupe accounts.
acer88
June 10th, 2006
8:57:14 PM CDT
273rd
(0)
What took those cocksuckers so long to find us?
Niloc14
June 10th, 2006
9:01:13 PM CDT
274th
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DAMMIT, I LOVE UPVOTIING!!! DAMN U TO... no, nevermind.
Niloc14
June 10th, 2006
9:06:55 PM CDT
275th
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If I can't blindly upvote, I'LL NEVER VOTE AGAIN! EVER!
Mansurus
June 10th, 2006
9:12:57 PM CDT
276th
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They obviously want a war. I declare Jihad on Scientology! FIRE UP THE SITES BOYS!
blumchen
June 10th, 2006
9:16:50 PM CDT
277th
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LOL scientology.
St205
June 10th, 2006
9:30:39 PM CDT
278th
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lol,cease and desist. Waiting for that magical update.
captiancharisma
June 10th, 2006
9:31:34 PM CDT
279th
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300th
BrokenVisage
June 10th, 2006
9:31:52 PM CDT
280th
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300th for great justice!
Kazuma
June 10th, 2006
9:31:59 PM CDT
281st
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300 lol. I won't delete my alt.
BrokenVisage
June 10th, 2006
9:33:06 PM CDT
282nd
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also +1's
willowisp
June 10th, 2006
9:44:07 PM CDT
283rd
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you know, if you replace "scientology" with the word "balls", it becomes hilarous... max, i serously dough your reading this, but dont freak out, call up the aclu, and dont let these S.o.B's push you around!
Iceehockey21
June 10th, 2006
9:46:04 PM CDT
284th
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MAGICAL f*ckING UPDATE
willowisp
June 10th, 2006
9:50:39 PM CDT
285th
(0)
this is like that time the fundies from "objective" ministreys said we were "anti-christian terrorists" or something to that effect, all mouth, no balls...
Mech
June 10th, 2006
9:53:01 PM CDT
286th
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That is a joke website you illiterate f*ck.
pyrobunny1337
June 10th, 2006
9:53:38 PM CDT
287th
(0)
lol, my site is on there.
mobius16
June 10th, 2006
9:54:17 PM CDT
288th
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Scientology is ghey. I mean is it a damn fiction book like it was inteded to be at first, or do these people actually think its true.... if so do they like..think? awesome updates
Kazuma
June 10th, 2006
9:54:34 PM CDT
289th
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umm one thing.... a test should be given to anyone who makes a ytmnd, about downvoting. if they pass, ytmnd member they can be. if not.... we ban your IP!!!
OrochimaruKuKu
June 10th, 2006
9:57:15 PM CDT
290th
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lolscientology
Scottendo
June 10th, 2006
10:01:39 PM CDT
291st
(0)
lol, scientology
WarszawaScream
June 10th, 2006
10:03:42 PM CDT
292nd
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*points at scientology* *laughs *ss off* OHSHI- I'MA GET SUED FOR GIGGLING :(
HealthKit
June 10th, 2006
10:04:24 PM CDT
293rd
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lol, parody/fair use
throes
June 10th, 2006
10:09:40 PM CDT
294th
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It won't let me vote on any sites now, even ones I've visited. :( As for the Scientology deal, that's all within fair usage. Christians don't send a C&D for using the cross or an image of Jesus. Time for me to make a Scientology YTMND.
aaronak
June 10th, 2006
10:35:13 PM CDT
295th
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scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology scientology
aaronak
June 10th, 2006
10:39:33 PM CDT
296th
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lol just got sued 85 times by the church of scientology (86)
Shaun1018
June 10th, 2006
10:43:59 PM CDT
297th
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Hail Xenu!
BoscoeFlatts
June 10th, 2006
11:02:21 PM CDT
298th
(0)
f*ck scientology.
webbslinga411
June 10th, 2006
11:13:24 PM CDT
299th
(0)
Downvoting and upvoting is what makes YTMND fun.
Jesuszilla
June 10th, 2006
11:28:12 PM CDT
300th
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SCIENTOLOGY STILL SUCKS. There, I said it. Come get me you c*nts.
Qlocdog
June 10th, 2006
11:29:03 PM CDT
301st
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Sounds liks CSI is gonna have to bite the bullet on this one.
spiffking
June 10th, 2006
11:30:21 PM CDT
302nd
(0)
We need to reach out andd atone for our sins against we've committed against scientology...http://tcdko.ytmnd.com/
woMan71
June 10th, 2006
11:35:28 PM CDT
303rd
(0)
Where's boomaga? I want him to read the scientology email.
thenerd
June 10th, 2006
11:40:16 PM CDT
304th
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Scientology is a cult of people with no humor. Take a joke, you guys don't see me marching to war because of the It's Jesus YTMNDs do you?
igR
June 10th, 2006
11:41:08 PM CDT
305th
(0)
Hmmm... All trademarks are © their respective owners, all other content is Copyright © 2000-2006, Max/YTMND Inc. All Rights Reserved. K... Should be good...
udx
June 11th, 2006
12:00:15 AM CDT
306th
(0)
First Something Awful...now YTMND? What the hell is this? What happened to free speech on the net?
esc861
June 11th, 2006
12:00:18 AM CDT
307th
(0)
^good idea
islesfan3421
June 11th, 2006
12:02:36 AM CDT
308th
(0)
Wow, if a religion tries to sue you for infringement, you know they're a joke. That'd be like Jews trying to sue people who copy the Torah.
chinballz
June 11th, 2006
12:05:59 AM CDT
309th
(0)
Curses and drat!
GamePhreak
June 11th, 2006
12:06:34 AM CDT
310th
(0)
sounds like a good time to make a Dramatic Reading of the Scientology Cease and Desist letter lol
n0oo7
June 11th, 2006
12:16:20 AM CDT
311th
(0)
u have 2 weeks bitches
Mitchcom
June 11th, 2006
12:29:28 AM CDT
312th
(0)
Haha, Scientology. Those crazy bastards crack me up.
Subordinary
June 11th, 2006
12:44:08 AM CDT
313th
(0)
Such a shame, if they keep making enemies no one will go see their upcoming film on Scientology, The Passion of the Cruise.
baka
June 11th, 2006
12:51:10 AM CDT
314th
(0)
I think one could argue that YTMND falls under the catagory of parody and fair use. See: http://fairuse.stanford.edu/Copyright_and_Fair_Use_Overview/chapter9/9-a.html#1
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
12:52:12 AM CDT
315th
(0)
Stop posting sh*t here like you think it's getting seen.
jp2m5
June 11th, 2006
12:54:42 AM CDT
316th
(0)
Boomaga please read this for us.
capnkrunk86
June 11th, 2006
12:58:19 AM CDT
317th
(0)
We fought off eBaum, we can stop scientology too! http://gaysci.ytmnd.com/
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
1:07:14 AM CDT
318th
(0)
Boomaga isn't going to read it off, nobody cares about scientology, just give it up people, 300 of these comments are completely useless.
CommissionerKill
June 11th, 2006
1:32:07 AM CDT
319th
(0)
*Anticipates update*
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
1:40:46 AM CDT
320th
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I know it's stupid, but that doesn't mean it's also funny, it's just news and he put it up here, it's not new or "epic".
zazanbo
June 11th, 2006
1:41:45 AM CDT
321st
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"Recently, Max Goldberg, owner of the website YTMND.com, was sent a cease and desist regarding the alleged infringment of trademarks and copyrighted Scientology material used in some sites." Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology 8'D
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
2:14:43 AM CDT
322nd
(0)
Last comment: 0 seconds ago. You may not comment more than once every 60 seconds.
StationSquare
June 11th, 2006
2:22:21 AM CDT
323rd
(0)
Okay, no more blind voting, since you asked nicely. Anyway, screw $cientology!
CorderoyPants
June 11th, 2006
2:33:24 AM CDT
324th
(0)
BUR Tom Cruise is NOT having a wonderful day. Scientology = reported.
strongbad20212000
June 11th, 2006
2:48:56 AM CDT
325th
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Lol, Church of Scientology my fat hispanic arse!
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
3:11:00 AM CDT
326th
(0)
Max AIM me tomorrow, kk?
THEBIGPON
June 11th, 2006
3:21:42 AM CDT
328th
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I really, really hate Scientology. http://mygoalis.ytmnd.com/
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
3:31:13 AM CDT
329th
(0)
I already talked to max dumbass
looney-bin
June 11th, 2006
3:35:17 AM CDT
330th
(0)
Tell those cultists to get stuffed.
Kijad
June 11th, 2006
3:49:49 AM CDT
331st
(0)
f*ck Scientology.
max
June 11th, 2006
3:49:54 AM CDT
332nd
(0)
also: new about page launched.
Santabot
June 11th, 2006
4:08:04 AM CDT
334th
(0)
;(
Smeagolisfree99
June 11th, 2006
4:23:52 AM CDT
335th
(0)
Max for Govnuh!
Smeagolisfree99
June 11th, 2006
4:29:47 AM CDT
336th
(0)
Dude, CSI are just a bunch of whale kissing moon maidens.
Smeagolisfree99
June 11th, 2006
5:00:38 AM CDT
337th
(0)
In the options.
Nameless50
June 11th, 2006
5:07:30 AM CDT
338th
(0)
Haha I didn't know so many people hated the CSI. That name could bring up puns of a certain show. >_>
Jekku
June 11th, 2006
5:31:46 AM CDT
339th
(0)
You know I read that cease and desist letter and I wonder if there is like multiple cease and desist documents you can buy and then you just insert words here and there. ::Shrugs.:: Just wondering.
Dux00rs
June 11th, 2006
5:33:45 AM CDT
340th
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The 'I' in scientology on their homepage is a cross, that is a trademark of christians. scientologiests are not christians, i demand they take it down
Dux00rs
June 11th, 2006
5:46:55 AM CDT
341st
(0)
"Respondent offered to sell the domain name to Complainant for $1800.00" lol max
Dux00rs
June 11th, 2006
5:58:23 AM CDT
342nd
(0)
^ nvm, its a lie
Irvin700
June 11th, 2006
6:05:22 AM CDT
343rd
(0)
f*ck YOU Scientology! those sue-happy scammy radical f*cks >=(
SpykeMX-Cal
June 11th, 2006
6:21:20 AM CDT
344th
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"Crime Scene Incestigation." BEST TYPO, EVER!
Kiernos
June 11th, 2006
6:29:07 AM CDT
345th
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I like Christiams more than I do the Church of Scientology...and boy do I hate Christians
Kiernos
June 11th, 2006
6:30:10 AM CDT
346th
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Christiams.......lol.... -.-'
ArrowHead
June 11th, 2006
7:20:58 AM CDT
347th
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oh, it's Ava Paquette. She's a f*cking joke. If this even gets to court, it'll be a f*cking breeze. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if the judge just throws it out when he/she sees her name on the papers.
ashpoop
June 11th, 2006
7:34:00 AM CDT
348th
(0)
WAR ON SCIENTOLOGY
AnYoNe
June 11th, 2006
7:34:58 AM CDT
349th
(0)
i can't believe you finally made the about page
vote4pedro
June 11th, 2006
7:46:18 AM CDT
350th
(0)
has anyone prank called that number at the bottom of the cease and desist
aabis
June 11th, 2006
8:06:02 AM CDT
352nd
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yep, time for another war
aabis
June 11th, 2006
8:07:27 AM CDT
353rd
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YES they left a fax, im totally faxing them a picture of sean connery
TriscuitLOL
June 11th, 2006
8:29:55 AM CDT
355th
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anyone wanna eat a placenta?
spanishgodzilla
June 11th, 2006
8:31:50 AM CDT
356th
(0)
scientology = no es bueno!!!
wg-sciviz
June 11th, 2006
8:50:41 AM CDT
357th
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we should all get the scientology sites to the top 15
stretchman21
June 11th, 2006
8:52:51 AM CDT
358th
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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ### Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
SpliceVW
June 11th, 2006
9:00:37 AM CDT
359th
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The "magical update" is private messaging, duh. You put it in the about page, butthead.
SpliceVW
June 11th, 2006
9:07:07 AM CDT
360th
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BTW Max: you need to implement your idea of giving more voting power to people who's average vote is in the middle (less to up/downvoters). My bell curve is looking so good.
Mech
June 11th, 2006
9:21:46 AM CDT
361st
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New about page is cool.
Mech
June 11th, 2006
9:25:46 AM CDT
362nd
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SpliceVW, Thats an incredibly bad idea. There are enough garbage sites here to warrant 75% of ones. IE Inkdrinker.
Deathacorn
June 11th, 2006
9:27:34 AM CDT
363rd
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Well, you gotta kinda respect them for not being dicks in that letter, but A lawyer definetly orchistrated that. I've seen it before in court. But I was sure that if you didnt make money off of it, it was totally fine to use the trademark of anything, right?
Mech
June 11th, 2006
10:16:28 AM CDT
364th
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PROFILE BUTTON! :O
esc861
June 11th, 2006
10:40:58 AM CDT
365th
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The about page is looking very nice...
bic2
June 11th, 2006
10:48:51 AM CDT
366th
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If they were really a "religion" they would not have copyrighted symbols. That would be like copyrighting (lol) Jesus and the cross. This letter just proves they're just a fruity little club that scrambles peoples' brains.
gamekid
June 11th, 2006
11:00:34 AM CDT
367th
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Nice About page. Also thanks for making a list of mods. Now we know who to blame. ;)
LordXanthus
June 11th, 2006
11:05:21 AM CDT
368th
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Yes, YES, YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! KEEP THOSE BASTARD VOTERS IN LINE!!! I smell a golden age...
LordXanthus
June 11th, 2006
11:10:10 AM CDT
369th
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Oh, and f*ck Scientology. I'll annihilate them with my death ray, har har.
Gunthar
June 11th, 2006
11:16:31 AM CDT
371st
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I had a cool comment but i'd rather just say dicksh*tf*ck
Stahnpm75
June 11th, 2006
11:22:25 AM CDT
372nd
(0)
Declare war on Scientcockolgy
ROFLWOFLZ
June 11th, 2006
11:32:11 AM CDT
373rd
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In the case of Scientology, does not believing in aliens make me atheist? Meh, Scientology still sucks.
URtheMANnowDAWG
June 11th, 2006
11:35:04 AM CDT
374th
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lol, private messaging
tkNukem
June 11th, 2006
11:48:10 AM CDT
375th
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oh yeah, where's the store?
soulwithtime
June 11th, 2006
11:57:12 AM CDT
376th
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official news ****SCIENTOLOGY GETS OWNED****
b00n
June 11th, 2006
12:01:48 PM CDT
377th
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man don't be saying I have duplicate accounts max I gave that sh*t up
Zerofire0
June 11th, 2006
12:32:26 PM CDT
378th
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owellz those sites suckd newayz lol
spazdor
June 11th, 2006
12:43:50 PM CDT
379th
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412th!
thepackage
June 11th, 2006
12:52:03 PM CDT
380th
(0)
AnYoNe
June 11th, 2006
1:22:42 PM CDT
381st
(0)
long live ytmnd forums *gets shot down by nazi jews*
screwlogic
June 11th, 2006
1:23:18 PM CDT
382nd
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scientology can kiss my ass
zippymalone
June 11th, 2006
1:29:22 PM CDT
383rd
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Prophet McKayla approves of this message http://ns2.ytmnd.com/
primusfan
June 11th, 2006
1:34:47 PM CDT
384th
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lol, only scientologists blind vote.
bizarro
June 11th, 2006
1:36:40 PM CDT
385th
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418th bitches
PerfectWorks
June 11th, 2006
1:43:15 PM CDT
386th
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At least the scientology C&D is more professional than Ebaum's.
esc861
June 11th, 2006
1:47:32 PM CDT
387th
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lol, forums being fixed
TimeTravelingEchidna
June 11th, 2006
1:49:49 PM CDT
388th
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Scientology's a joke, it really is. I mean, sheesh, look at the Wiki article on it. The guy who made it up was a FICTION AUTHOR. Worse yet, and somewhat ironically, his wife was Mary Sue. And then... how they prove their beliefs, pa-thetic.
mikekz
June 11th, 2006
1:58:44 PM CDT
389th
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I upvoted all the trademark and copyright infringed sites. Scientology can suck the biggest f*cking nut on the face of the Earth. I hate religion all together, but Scientology is the lowerst of the low.
stretchman21
June 11th, 2006
1:58:55 PM CDT
390th
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i farted.
canttouchdis13
June 11th, 2006
2:09:12 PM CDT
391st
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hey max u shud think about a ytmnd podcast where ppl can download different ytmnd's for their ipods or psp
luigi12
June 11th, 2006
2:10:13 PM CDT
392nd
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As a good citizen max, it is your duty to protect the trademarks and copyrights of scientology.
terrioZero
June 11th, 2006
2:22:00 PM CDT
393rd
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Man, Max, we're running into trouble left and right. :)
Fledgling-Zombie
June 11th, 2006
2:39:12 PM CDT
394th
(0)
Lolz scientology
Oonter
June 11th, 2006
2:40:14 PM CDT
395th
(0)
The church of scientology is not a real church
JonClaw
June 11th, 2006
2:40:18 PM CDT
396th
(0)
f*ck Hubbard
drwav
June 11th, 2006
2:42:11 PM CDT
397th
(0)
Re: cease and desist Dear Ava Paquette, REQUEST DENIED! Sincerely, YTMND
Pettitman
June 11th, 2006
3:17:41 PM CDT
398th
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last for now.
reversebladezero
June 11th, 2006
3:20:52 PM CDT
399th
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Scientology is a stinking lie. It started out as a contest between two science fiction writers to see who could create the more believable religion.
triarii
June 11th, 2006
4:01:11 PM CDT
400th
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Where's my Xenu Laughs Last?
festizian
June 11th, 2006
4:03:59 PM CDT
401st
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Hey Max! can you make another magical update by deleting social democracy? Please because it would make many of us VERY happy to have that "sh*tty Mod" (from your own words)out of here and not NSFWing SFW YTMNDs
SnufStyle420
June 11th, 2006
4:07:13 PM CDT
402nd
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Hehe, apparently Tom Cruise doesn't like parody. Oh wait, but he will appear on shows like SNL. Somebody's been smoking the hypocrite pipe a little too much...
izlude
June 11th, 2006
4:10:21 PM CDT
403rd
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Hit them where it hurts Max! - Izlude of the forums!
Kerse
June 11th, 2006
4:35:19 PM CDT
405th
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http://scientology-apology.ytmnd.com/ it's the truth!
Nisr34
June 11th, 2006
4:40:43 PM CDT
406th
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Hey I got this off of the wikepidia web-site http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
robsharpe2001
June 11th, 2006
4:45:16 PM CDT
407th
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here comes private messaging soon!
themuffinman6
June 11th, 2006
5:42:27 PM CDT
408th
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ytmnd will survive, im sure.
Smeagolisfree99
June 11th, 2006
5:55:33 PM CDT
409th
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Someone needs to make a dramatic reading of the C&D.
kimpossible4metobang
June 11th, 2006
8:30:58 PM CDT
410th
(0)
LONG LIVE DUSTIN DIAOMOND!!1!
nobody
June 11th, 2006
11:40:50 PM CDT
411th
(0)
LOL, scientology
Yourethebest
June 13th, 2006
4:43:00 PM CDT
412th
(0)
You'd better take them down. If you don't, CSI Las Vegas, Miami, and New York will f*ck us up!
Xioyux
June 14th, 2006
1:08:26 AM CDT
413th
(0)
DAmn NOW I CANT DOWNVOTE NAZIS
izlude1984
June 26th, 2006
9:37:18 PM CDT
414th
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More than one account is stupid. Stop it, people.
MewtwoStruckBack
July 10th, 2006
1:44:25 PM CDT
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Worst. Update. Ever.
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