Return Of The Mack

hi pals,


Well, it's been a long road to this point. Today is YTMND's sixth birthday. I'm too tired to be funny, so here it is.

What you see here is a culmination of almost two years of my work. That being said, it is currently almost completely broken. Before you go off and explore, please read the rest of this news if you're a registered user.


I've posted a changelog on the wiki available at http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND_2.0_Changelog. I was too busy to actually keep track of all the changes, and since it's been literally years now, there's a lot of stuff I've done which I've just completely forgotten about. So please feel free to update it/format etc if you find new features I missed.

There are some pretty major bugs at the moment, the biggest being that you are unable to upload assets in the new site creator on any browser other than Firefox. I haven't done much Q/A on other browsers. Please keep track of bugs at http://wiki.ytmnd.com/YTMND_2.0_Bugs, I need a list to work off of and it would be helpful if you useless ingrates would actually help out for once.

anyway, enjoy it.


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Also, the reason I always used to make the first comment is because the news page would break with 0 comments. Add that to the changelog.
April 1st, 2010
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VICTORIAN FUNERAL PARLOR
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Don't be skerred
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YTMND is dying. Post your memories here.
April 1st, 2010
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max accidentally the whole website
April 1st, 2010
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nice
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[u]this is a disgrace[/u] all my [b]CUFFZ[/b] comments are [i]ruined[/i]
April 8th, 2010
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this is the best comment of the year
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[b]this is different[/b]
April 1st, 2010
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Wow, I haven't logged in for a long time. I still have your June 2006 message about private messaging and it was marked as unread.

LAWL
April 1st, 2010
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The top site in each category on FP being highlighted in red is annoying as shit
April 1st, 2010
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btw nothing works in chrome
April 2nd, 2010
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Max, are you going to make your user name red again? Also, will it ever be possible to change our usernames?
April 2nd, 2010
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[b][/b][i][/i][u][/u][spoil][/spoil]this site will be killed�
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How's your pumpkin patch, lina?
April 1st, 2010
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I wonder if this works yet.

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bumper crop
April 2nd, 2010
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I'll reply to you lina, screw everyone else
April 1st, 2010
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PURPLE HAZE
April 1st, 2010
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LOL! best site ever
April 1st, 2010
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[b][i]this user has no lists[/i][/b]

[spoil]LOL APRIL FOOLS[/spoil]
April 1st, 2010
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THANKS MAX <3 I want to be YTMND'ing when I'm in my retirement home.
April 1st, 2010
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[spoil]HAPPY
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April 4th, 2010
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When I come out of cyrogenic preservation 100,000 years from now I am going to do two things. 1) Check if the singularity has happened. 2) Check if YTMND still doesn't work on my IPhone.
April 1st, 2010
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But -- but you're dead...
April 1st, 2010
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Love the purple wallpaper.
April 1st, 2010
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Make that guy from finding forrester the favicon again!
April 1st, 2010
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She talksh in her shleep!
April 1st, 2010
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I haven't been on here in a while.

Looks good.
April 1st, 2010
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This new site design better be an april fools gag.
April 1st, 2010
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GOODNIGHT MICHELLE
April 1st, 2010
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Good site best website :thumbsup:
April 1st, 2010
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lol APRIL FOOLS!
April 1st, 2010
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OMG YTMND WAS BOUGHT OUT BY HOT TOPIC NICE THEME HEHE
April 1st, 2010
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You can't please them all...
April 1st, 2010
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[i][u][b]Soo.... moot is a mod?[/b][/u][/i]
April 1st, 2010
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This new site design makes me feel weird. We can use 2000 characters ;).
April 1st, 2010
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[b]BOLD[/b][i]ITALIC[/i][u]UNDERLINE[/u][code]CODE[/code]
April 1st, 2010
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test reply to money-hat's comment
April 1st, 2010
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test reply to my reply to money-hat's comment
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2nd test reply to my reply to money-hat's comment
April 1st, 2010
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reply to money-hat's comment
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reply to Account's comment (sorry max, I gotta figure this crap out)
April 1st, 2010
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All that sponsorship money and [b]THIS[/b] is the background we get?
April 1st, 2010
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PS BOLD doesn't work either
April 1st, 2010
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Do you know what day this is?
April 1st, 2010
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I hope that's the reason. I see max also fixed the bold thing just to play a joek on me...
April 1st, 2010
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Can I see who befriends me?
April 1st, 2010
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The list of people who have you as friends as enemies is being fetched when you go to your frienemies page, it just isn't being displayed yet.
April 1st, 2010
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Ah alright, thanks!
April 1st, 2010
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Are you also going to bring back recent comments on my sites?
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April 1st, 2010
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uhhh, which one is it, friends, or enemies?
April 2nd, 2010
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I like having effeminante men fetch me things.
April 1st, 2010
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Testing formatting stuff. [b]a[/b][i]b[/i][u]c[/u][code]defg[/code][user max:profile][site yourethemannowdog:site]
April 1st, 2010
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everything is jumbled and hard to read. its like the design style regressed to Dreamweaver for beginners.
April 1st, 2010
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Hey when I befriend someone with a long user name, the "X" button falls down one line on the frienemies page.
April 1st, 2010
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Also, Rafe is listed on my friends list as "enemy" when it should be "mutual"
April 1st, 2010
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And so is wisdumcube...
April 1st, 2010
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Spies!
April 1st, 2010
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Before today, sound problems the new player had with sites like my wtfisthatredcartwheelingthingy.ytmnd.com got fixed, but now they play weirdly (slow sound in my case) again. Looks like max uploaded a new site and an old (new) player. :)
April 1st, 2010
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It's because YTMND was properly encoding all of the sound files which were uploaded with incorrect formats/sample rates/etc (like your WAV), I just changed the site to prefer its own encodes to user encodes, because despite the giant warning on the create a site page, people still seem to be unwilling or unable to upload sound files encoded to our standards.

At any rate, it should be fine now.
April 1st, 2010
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So here's this giant enemy warning on the create a site page.

And you...ignore its key points...for massive pissing-off max.

(also it works "right" now, thanks)
April 1st, 2010
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sites with "tm" symbol can not be seen
April 1st, 2010
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I fixed this on dev, but I'm not sure why it's happening here. I'm looking into it.
April 1st, 2010
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Wow.
April 1st, 2010
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its all a little new and scary. i think i could get used to it though. some of the text against the background is too small/blends a little too much for comfort. nice though, different. and sweet comment option [i][/i]crap [b][/b]now i can make my dick comments look even cooler :)
April 1st, 2010
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[code]<img src="http://www.google.com/logos/topeka-hp.gif">[/code]
April 1st, 2010
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Ummmm. yeah. What does the code thing do? [code]img src="http://www.google.com/logos/topeka-hp.gif"[/code]
April 1st, 2010
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It formats text [code]like this[/code] with a monospace font in browsers and probably robotic speech in readers, like the HTML code tag. Nothing special otherwise. That's all both do, pretty much. http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/struct/text.html#h-9.2.1
April 1st, 2010
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also: there obviously needs to be links to the U&C and RC right from the main page without having to go to "sites" but you know that of course. i think im liking this more and more.
April 1st, 2010
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Done.
April 1st, 2010
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hi pals
April 1st, 2010
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you gotta put in a subject in order to activate the send button on PMs
April 1st, 2010
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Wow.
April 1st, 2010
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I'm having an orgasm [b]RIGHT NOW[/b]
April 1st, 2010
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Site creator is pretty great.
April 1st, 2010
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Spy doesn't work. Unless it has been moved...?
April 1st, 2010
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I like the way things are being fixed on the fly. I find an issue on a page and it's gone the next time I come to the page
April 1st, 2010
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still waiting for this one: http://jokez.ytmnd.com/
April 1st, 2010
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Fixed, but this is another UTF-8 issue. It was fixed on dev but using another database. I think there may be a charset problem with the live db.
April 1st, 2010
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also: why are some people's names green? are they the ones who bought t-shirts?
April 1st, 2010
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ooooooooh, nevermind? green users are the users ive friended?
April 1st, 2010
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max is my pal. Now his name shows up green
April 1st, 2010
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I bought a $50 t-shirt and never became black or green. Jokes on me
April 1st, 2010
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...and all the names are showing white for me. Even max
April 1st, 2010
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NICE WORK MAX (pretend thats giant ascii, i cant do it. for the record, prairiedogeric10 made me the OK MAX crap)
April 1st, 2010
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also: still no main page link for "all time ytmnd hits "
April 1st, 2010
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This shit is so bad it makes my balls hurt. Oh wait that's my cat, new site still sucks. Maybe thats my cat too..nope its not.
April 1st, 2010
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All in all, I would say that the launch of 2.0 has been highly successful. Congrats max
April 1st, 2010
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...ugly as shit, but functions well (more or less)
April 1st, 2010
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rotm
April 1st, 2010
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It may be Retarded user error on my part, but for some reason all (nsfw) ytmnd's take me to the mannotfounddog.ytmnd.com . I figured i was doing something wrong (like missing an age check link, or my script blocker wasn't allowing it but disabled all my firefox addons and still nothing.), but then i seen this news post and thought it may be something with this update. If someone could check into it and post back or pm me would be great. (i really wanna watch the classic ytmndsega.ytmnd.com)

But other than my problem seems great (haven't been here for a year) but i was bored and wanted some laughs so I have returned.
April 1st, 2010
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Fixed.
April 1st, 2010
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oh wow "Ģσσse" actually shows up now
April 1st, 2010
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I just noticed that my user profile page has a new feature which is like some sort of bastard child of facebook's News Feed and a CIA wiretap, with a sprinkle of ytmnd spy thrown in as an homage. I am at once surprised, offended, and deeply apathetic.

You know that I'll be back.
April 1st, 2010
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This looks like shit. Let's just smear shit all over YTMND, and if it doesn't work out we'll just call it an April Fools joke.

Seriously, take this shit off or I'm gone for good.
April 1st, 2010
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How come I can't get past step 2 when creating a site? I hit next step but end up back on the same page.
April 1st, 2010
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But aside from that, this looks fantastic, good work
April 1st, 2010
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Oh, the bit that registers that you've "completed" step 2 only gets called when you press save, so while uploading a couple files is enough to complete the step, you have to change a field (anything) and then hit save. I'll probably change that when I work on uploads today.
April 1st, 2010
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YES!

I've only been on YTMND 2.0 for a few minutes and I'm already making enemies...literally, with the profile option. I just christened the "feature"(?) by adding mik3m.

...and get a load of this [b]formatting[/b]!!! Check out the big brain on max.

[b]APPLAUSE[/b]
April 1st, 2010
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I just want to point out that the highest rated user in the history of ytmnd is the guy who made the 'Tutorial: Make an Art-Fag Site' list. The greatest user in the history of this site is the ytmnd equivalent of Bill O'Reilly. I guess it's reflective of the state of the world.
April 1st, 2010
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test
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Hey guys, I'm new to YTMDN. What do we do here?
April 1st, 2010
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max, who is the incredibly hot girl modelling the t-shirt & logo sticker in the YTMND store? That girl is smokin'.

Also, I'll do some site testing this weekend. I like to be thought of as a useful ingrate, thank you very much.
April 1st, 2010
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2 yearrrrrrrssssssssss. you overpayed.
April 1st, 2010
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EXCITING NEW FEATURES.
April 1st, 2010
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You pretty much can't do anything unless you're in firefox
April 1st, 2010
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I just made an account with chrome, commented, expanded comments, voted on comments all without issue. If you're having problems in chrome, open up the javascript console and see what errors you're getting.
April 1st, 2010
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It seems to be working on my PC, could OS X make a difference?
April 1st, 2010
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Open up the javascript console and let me know if there's an error. Or buy me a mac.
April 1st, 2010
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You can run OS X on a virtual box, lol
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[site lol:site]
April 1st, 2010
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Okay, I'm far too lazy to post this on the Wiki. So... as far as the look of the page, it's pretty darn bad. The biggest thing that should be looked at IMO is that pink bar at the top of each category. I keep clicking on that instead of the text-title at the top of the category. What is the point of the pink bar? Could the category title be black text on a pink bar instead of what you have now?
April 1st, 2010
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max/design crew - i personally think it is difficult to read the white text against the styled background. the content bg works for me, but you should consider adding a solid background color to the elements where there is white text, and set its transparency anywhere from 50-75%. For example, the "Previous new posts" section above this comment text area looks like it's just "floating" on the page, which no sense of stability. I'm sure you've already tried this approach somewhere in the last two years, but give it another shot. if it looks like it's making the bg-image disappear, try something unorthodox and lighten up the contrast of the bg-image. who knows, it might look decent.
April 1st, 2010
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yeah. i was saying down below that the fancy pattern should be on either side of the center space.
April 1st, 2010
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I hate hidden comments. I have that box unchecked, but comments are still hidden.
April 1st, 2010
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Yeah a lot of the options arent working for me
April 1st, 2010
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Have you thought about making meebo separate from spy and making it's own link on the top of the page?
April 1st, 2010
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new format sux
April 1st, 2010
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max i just made lina your enemy, at least on my page. Does she show as your enemy on your account?
April 1st, 2010
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enemy'd
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comments section feels really narrow
April 1st, 2010
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I'm actually enjoying this.
Looking forward to more changes.
April 1st, 2010
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design: i think the pattern should be on either side of the center bar, with maybe a more solid color background behind the text. it's a little jumbled and confusing to the eye.
April 1st, 2010
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You would make the most dramatic real change ever on April Foolers Day
April 1st, 2010
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Das April Fewl's Joken.
April 1st, 2010
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On another note, this looks like a combination of Facebook and Ebaums World.
April 1st, 2010
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I see you finally updated the copyright.
April 1st, 2010
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Please change the copyright date on the footer back to 2006. That is too dramatic of a change for me. Thanks in advance max.
April 1st, 2010
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Hey Max, is there a way to auto-expand all comment boxes? There used to be an option for that in the user settings.
April 1st, 2010
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we love you max
April 1st, 2010
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I think that for the first site in every list, where it has a pink/red background, the text should be dark rather than light. Right now, the site titles with pink backgrounds are hard to see.

You might also want to do something about the stars, as they also can not be seen against the pink background. You could make them dark as well or give them a drop shadow.
April 1st, 2010
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I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SITE WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
April 1st, 2010
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Devil Max Cry.
April 1st, 2010
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[b][/b]WH04...[user max:frienemies] stole that guys [site ytmnd.com:site]
April 1st, 2010
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[user ryanmontana:profile]
April 1st, 2010
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isn't that supposed to be a link?
April 3rd, 2010
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Your link works.
April 1st, 2010
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Whats the problem with the browser thing, firefox is amazing, everyone should have it anyway
April 1st, 2010
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I added laundry as my pal. On my frienemies page it lists him under the "Friends" category, but it says "laundry - enemy". Same for gr33nscr33n...I'S CONFUSD
April 1st, 2010
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maybe he wants us to fight. drama increases [b]ratings[/b].
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yeah, same thing with CrazyRay, who's a "Friend" on my list
April 1st, 2010
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Max,
You have received a new AARP membership card in the mail.
April 1st, 2010
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[b]BOLD.[/b] Always believe in your soul.
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I don't understand what the "average rating: +0.83" means.
April 1st, 2010
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average comment rating
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I logged in to comment here, but once I did it said the page was only for logged-out people. that's retarded
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Happy 6th Birthday ytmnd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll withhold judgment until April Fools is over.
April 1st, 2010
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i loveyou mack golders
April 1st, 2010
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I'm writing a list of bugs I find, but a few things. I really don't like the fact that everyone can see what everyone else is doing in the recent activity field. Comments and votes are fine, but who cares who's profile I look at or what I site I watched? There are enough crazy people here. I don't want to image how they would follow you around. The activity box is fine, but it should automatically be limited so the only person who can view it is you.

I also miss seeing recent comments on my sites. I see that you can view that information on the feed, but it would be nice having that back where it was originally. I do realize you have to remove boxes for space, but like I said above, the recent activity should go.

Other than a few things and the layout (which I'm hoping is an April Fool's joke), the new changes are in a positive direction and once the bugs get worked out will help.
April 1st, 2010
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I'm following everything you do, hank. Everything. I've even found a way to log when you go to the bathroom, how long you stay in the bathroom, and how much water weight you lose while in the bathroom, although it can be offset if you happen to ingest any liquid while using the facilities, from one source or another. It's... it's... a feature.
April 1st, 2010
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I ate a lot of fiber yesterday so I'm frequently going to the bathroom today.
April 1st, 2010
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Max, can you copy the links up top (home, site, users, etc) to the bottom? I would save time scrolling up and down.
April 1st, 2010
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No link to the wikipedia?
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i cant make a fucking site, it get stuck at step 2. everything is uploaded but it wont go to step three, it just redirects to step 2. IM USING FIREFOX.
April 1st, 2010
229th
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I fixed that, but it only happened when you use the default options on step 2, if you changed the bg color, text, placement etc it would have forced a save. I just changed "next step" to force a save.
April 1st, 2010
196th
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if you plus someone's comment, and you keep clicking the +, you can spam your activity box with +'d messages
April 1st, 2010
199th
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You know, the "you just fell for the trap" was my first 4/1 experience on ytmnd. That one got me.
April 1st, 2010
201st
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what happened to /old ?
you know, original ytmnd
April 1st, 2010
222nd
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i mean the option for just sound/text/pic? since many were broken before this, when everything changed to flash by default... but when it's not needed for sync, flash loader (majority of ytmnd) or it breaks, /old ... only vanilla.. all the sites that were made from the beginning were made with/for
April 1st, 2010
204th
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I miss the feature where you can see how many users there are online. I wanted to see how many users you've alienated today by launching 2.0.
April 1st, 2010
205th
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the funny part is that even this gag template is better than the old one
April 1st, 2010
206th
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[i]Created on: 5 hours ago[/i]
April 1st, 2010
233rd
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I liked it better when it told exactly when the site was submitted. Now my highest rated site makes no sense at all :(
April 1st, 2010
207th
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I CANT EVEN MAKE A SITE IN FIREFORKS~!!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2010
208th
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i hate to say it.. but this is way too busy.
April 1st, 2010
215th
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April 1st, 2010
216th
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WTF i don't wanna scroll
April 1st, 2010
218th
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copyright © 2000-2010 YTMND INC. All Rights Reserved. <-- :D
April 1st, 2010
220th
(0)
Max is cool.
April 1st, 2010
221st
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new layout is pretty win.
April 1st, 2010
224th
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max accidentally the whole website <a href=http://www.mytiffanycvs.com>Discount tiffany jewelry</a>
<a href=http://www.mytiffanycvs.com> http://www.mytiffanycvs.com </a>
April 1st, 2010
225th
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Thanks for sharing.
[URL=http://www.mytiffanycvs.com]Discount tiffany jewelry[/URL]
[URL=http://www.mytiffanycvs.com]http://www.mytiffanycvs.com[/URL]
April 3rd, 2010
329th
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Haha, emeny'd your ass for this.
April 3rd, 2010
330th
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That is, Max enemied your ass. I should emeny Max for still having no edit fuction.
April 3rd, 2010
331st
(0)
FUNCTION! Fuck!
September 24th, 2010
366th
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dude why the fuck re you max's only enemy
April 1st, 2010
226th
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well, the new comment pages are a bit confusing, but I think I'm starting to get the hang of it. it's hard to know which comments are replying to which comment, as soon as it gets down to 3rd and 4th levels. I'm guessing the "Link" options are still broken, but I like the idea. love the comment counter, although it's pretty sad because in 4 years I've made nearly 20,000. never expected to be ranked #5 overall. lol. it'll take some getting used to, but I think I'll come to love this new design. the white text on black is a little hard on the eyes though. oh, and thanks for adding the 0 to my name again. that's my favorite change.
April 1st, 2010
230th
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ok, here's where I'm coming from when I say the comment replying is confusing (and maybe it's due to some unfixed bugs). Take a look at this comment page: http://ytmnd.com/sites/944362/profile

I tried to make it as self-explanatory as I could. The comments that are replies to the comment that I labeled as "R1" appear at the way bottom of the page, so it is unclear whether they are replies to R1, R4, or R12. Replies to comment "R4" appear below the reply to R12, making them look like replies to R12.
April 1st, 2010
232nd
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User comments should be highlighted again. I'm number 12 on the list. I'm surprised I've commented voted around 1800 times. I usually don't bother.
April 1st, 2010
231st
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THE GAME
April 1st, 2010
237th
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Has anyone brought up the fact that we can cuss now without it being censored? shit ass fuck cunt
April 2nd, 2010
242nd
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also, one of my sites got 16,000,000 views this month: http://ytmnd.com/sites/936165/profile
April 2nd, 2010
293rd
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Come on Max. Use your Jew Powers and get this site fixed.

Censorship? MOON MAN says, "KKK KKK KKK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
April 2nd, 2010
238th
(0)
Max forgot PTKFGS!
April 2nd, 2010
241st
(0)
Maax
April 2nd, 2010
243rd
(0)
WOW! you did it! ...learned html that is.
April 2nd, 2010
244th
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This means YTMND will survive past 2/29/2012 right? yay!!
April 2nd, 2010
245th
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[code]MACHINE CODES[/code]
April 2nd, 2010
248th
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[code]16,777,215=ffffff

f,309,d7

68d,1c2f[/code]
April 2nd, 2010
249th
(0)
The most viewed site today only received 516 views. That's not good.
April 2nd, 2010
257th
(1)
Around 10pm last night I realized view tracking was not tallying views for certain people, should be fixed today.
April 2nd, 2010
250th
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You mean it's going to stay this color?
April 2nd, 2010
251st
(0)
You forgot to credit Ed Hardy for the site design.
JOKES max, [i]jokes[/i].
April 2nd, 2010
252nd
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[i]finally[/i]
April 2nd, 2010
253rd
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max, it's April 2, change the color scheme, lol
April 2nd, 2010
255th
(0)
Why can't I download sound files? No doubt an answer is buried in the 2.26 billion comments?
April 2nd, 2010
258th
(1)
My eyes hurt.
April 2nd, 2010
259th
(1)
Meebo isn't working again. ( . .)
April 2nd, 2010
266th
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Meebo's back up.
April 2nd, 2010
260th
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all the hanging comments that were replies to deleted comments have all disappeared now too, including the infamous thebigbaka banning comment on max's captain site.
April 2nd, 2010
261st
(0)
I'm loving the overhaul so far, but how do you use the [b][/b]bold, [i][/i]italic, or [u][/u]underline[u][/u]?
April 2nd, 2010
295th
(0)
[b]testing[/b] [u]testing[/u] [i]testing[/i]
April 2nd, 2010
262nd
(1)
Max says: I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her......Buried alive.--buried alive...
April 2nd, 2010
263rd
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Why can't we see the comments being made on our sites anymore? You just deleted the whole thing?
April 2nd, 2010
264th
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April 2nd. Why not back?
April 2nd, 2010
265th
(6)
Please do something about the background and color. I know many people have complained about it. I know it was designed to infuriate people. I'm not infuriated by it. It's depressing to look at and it makes me not want to come here.
April 3rd, 2010
307th
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I finally figured out what you meant by infuriating people five minutes after I posted this.

I know you could paypal everyone $100 and you would still get called a dirty, cheap Jew. I haven't complained about every single change. But these colors are not good on the eyes. I really do find it depressing looking. People will get used to where every thing has been moved around. Sprucing up the aesthetics would go a long way. :/
April 3rd, 2010
308th
(0)
Bah, I'll get use to this. I'm not going anywhere. Delete my comments.
April 5th, 2010
361st
(0)
I think, hanktherapper, we understand ourselves finally.
April 2nd, 2010
269th
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Not sure how I feel about this yet. I'm willing to give it a chance, but a lot of things aren't working for me :\
April 2nd, 2010
270th
(5)
Well the easiest way to get things fixed is to be incredibly vague about the problems you're having.
April 2nd, 2010
282nd
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Well...I solved my problems. I wasn't able to upload images using Internet Explorer 8 but it works in Firefox. Not sure why. I get an error that says the image/sound was unable to load C:\fakepath\filename.gif/.mp3
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