The Thieving Magpie

hi buds,

This is the sixth and final installment of the Cheetos Boredom Busters. I know this comes as sad news to most of you, but all good things must come to an end.

First up, the contests listing page is up, although it needs a little more work. I wanted to give a quick shout-out to the and/or gallery who are doing a YTMND show (IRL!).


For those of you in the Dallas area, check it out! For those of you who aren't, I got a couple pictures of the setup of the gallery:





Don't forget, next contest is going to be YTMND Shirts, so get those ideas rolling. Also, I'm going to try and work on lists this week, but don't hold your breath.


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March 11th, 2009
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They all lay in cheddar cheese houses in Their great city of Frito-R'lyeh, preserved by the spells of mighty Chee-thulhu for a glorious resurrection when the stars and the earth might once more be ready for Them.
March 11th, 2009
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The secret priests would take great Chee-thulhu from his tomb to revive His cheddar-cheesy subjects and resume his rule of Earth....Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond crunchiness and puffiness, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in cheesy joy.
March 11th, 2009
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Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves dangerously, and all the earth would flame with an orange holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.
March 11th, 2009
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The nightmare corpse-city of Frito-R'lyeh was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome, puffy shapes that tumbled down from the orange stars. There lay great Chee-thulhu and his hordes, hidden in crunchy cheese vaults until the end.
March 11th, 2009
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trippy: Currently viewing wonderfoo's profile: Last Online: July 2006
March 11th, 2009
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It would be funny if someone made a YTMND where they read this comment.
March 11th, 2009
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First comment response not beginning with "Also," - the end is nigh.
March 11th, 2009
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art has no monetary value
March 11th, 2009
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maxs plese make my name orange like cheto
March 14th, 2009
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/c/a/n/s/n/a/k/e/s/r/e/a/d/i/d/e/s/?
March 16th, 2009
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Gay Thug Dating?? seriously???
March 16th, 2009
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Guys help max get the monies! http://www.gaythugdating.com
March 24th, 2009
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I was just int he shower and got to thinking.... I have probably bought 2 bags of cheetos in my entire life. UNTIL about 3 weeks ago. Now all the sudden I find myself buying cheetos. I just made the connection. Is there some f*cking brainwashing going on here? I am being serious.
March 27th, 2009
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sh*ts freezing my browser motha f*cka
September 27th, 2009
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C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER BY MAX HIMSELF
March 11th, 2009
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Lists?
March 11th, 2009
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Why is one of Britzman's sites printed out?
March 11th, 2009
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This site should have been printed out (http://jambi.ytmnd.com/)
March 11th, 2009
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/The_Gabbly_Gang
March 11th, 2009
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in Gabbly we trust
March 13th, 2009
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We shall never succumb to IRC!
March 15th, 2009
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those who doubt us... suck c*ck by choice
March 11th, 2009
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i m a womanizer.
March 11th, 2009
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cheetos
March 11th, 2009
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up
March 11th, 2009
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my
March 11th, 2009
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butt
March 11th, 2009
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butt
March 12th, 2009
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I +'d the second "butt." It makes the sentence better.
March 13th, 2009
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I +'d the second "sentence". It makes the butt better.
March 11th, 2009
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That's a gallery? At first I thought you had posted pics of your apartment
March 11th, 2009
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f*ckin magpies. now we all have to go back to work.
March 11th, 2009
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was that ham sandwich ever awarded?
March 11th, 2009
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I'm still waiting to see if I won that date with Max's sister.
March 11th, 2009
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Sorry, but she politely declined. Instead now you'll be going on a date with max. I hear tulips really oil his gate, if you catch my meaning.
March 11th, 2009
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I don't think you want that ham sandwich anymore. It has been a couple weeks...
March 11th, 2009
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If that art gallery wants to be accurate it should have a door labeled "bathroom" that leads you to a room where Ray Ramano has his hands down his pants and videogame music is playing on an endless loop.
March 11th, 2009
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lmao
March 13th, 2009
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I spilled some boiling water on my fingers today.
March 11th, 2009
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That Show Room Looks Depressing
March 11th, 2009
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Don't refresh the page a bunch of times right after leaving a comment.
March 11th, 2009
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Wow that is the most depressingly Spartan art gallery. My goddamn bachelor apartment don't look that austere.
March 11th, 2009
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It must be run by a single forty-something gay man who is "following his dream." Too bad his dream seems to consist of trying to artistically wow the residents of Dallas.
March 11th, 2009
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Dude should've opened a frame store with some Thomas Kincaid prints.
March 11th, 2009
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Oooh someone gonna whiteknight Thomas Kincaid? Someone with a big collection of prints and a book of Anne Geddes photos?
March 11th, 2009
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Fred Austere, the tapdancing king?
March 12th, 2009
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Fred Austere, the minimalist tap dancer.
March 23rd, 2009
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You're missing more than half of the show in those pics. We'll be posting more/better pictures soon. In the show we have 13 screens and the projection. One of the screens is showing about 30 YTMNDs in a sequence like a slideshow. BTW: your Picture Sound Text YTMND is featured in the show.
March 23rd, 2009
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How many of my sites are there?
March 11th, 2009
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so i'm guessing all of the things in the gallery are stupid 2005 things that no one really cares about anymore?
March 11th, 2009
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are there any things in the gallery that aren't from 2005?
March 11th, 2009
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Is Ridin Spinnaz in there? I can't tell.
March 11th, 2009
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Anything ytmnd-related without Welcome to Iraq is null and void. This includes ytmnd.com.
March 11th, 2009
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yes keaton. im sure they just glanced at the hall of fame and pressed their god damn PRTSC key a bunch of times. lol, internet.
March 20th, 2009
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SECRET NAZI FOREST!
March 26th, 2009
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Crippled Spidey! Ugoff! Perhaps a live-action NSMB?
March 11th, 2009
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So, you must have read that retarded comment I made regarding lists late last night on the previous news post?
March 11th, 2009
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HE'S BEEN CONSISTENTLY WORKING ON THEM SINCE 2004. IT'S GOING TO CHANGE HOW WE FUNCTION, BREATHE, AND DO MATH.
March 11th, 2009
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i'm confused by what the hell a boredom buster is. did cheetos actually pay you to make news posts slightly more frequently?
March 11th, 2009
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This is The Prudential™ Halftime Report, brought to you by the companies of The Prudential™. In a changing world, one thing remains rock-solid: The Prudential™.
March 11th, 2009
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I still feel pretty bored. Cheetos should get some of their money back.
March 11th, 2009
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I wish I lived in Dallas so I could view artwork on CRT monitors
March 11th, 2009
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I think those might be hooked up to projectors. If not, that's pretty lame
March 11th, 2009
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Ummm... How does a print out of an ytmnd work?
March 11th, 2009
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Simple. Once it's fresh out the "out" tray, you try to click it repeatedly, then realize it's a copy of the online original and start raiding eBaum's World by burning it and sending the ashes to the mailing address, along with assorted written rants about "lulz" or whatever.
March 11th, 2009
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What's on your mind for the Lists?
March 11th, 2009
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Fad librarians.
March 11th, 2009
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^this user has no lists
March 11th, 2009
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Sounds interesting. Hell, it beats a list of fav users WHO DON'T MAKE SITES ANYMORE LAUNDRY CLICK DCTOWNES LOWCAST CREEPPIPE ET CETERA ET CETERA
March 13th, 2009
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sorry. :(
March 11th, 2009
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hi max!
March 11th, 2009
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I've been eating Cheetos recently and I know I wouldn't be if it weren't for these ads. So I don't know if that was your intent or not, but it worked on me.
March 11th, 2009
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Personally, I consider YTMNDs as art the same way that I consider a blowjob as sex. "Yeah sort of, but no not really."
March 11th, 2009
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And with this, Uncircumcised joins the ranks of users who are no longer allowed to comment on news posts.
March 11th, 2009
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I'm sort of surprised you actually followed through with your threat. I'll really be surprised/impressed if you ever ban farkle
March 11th, 2009
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Every creative act, no matter how pedestrian, is art. I will fight you in real life over this.
March 11th, 2009
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i bevry much agree with you inkdrinker. but lets still fight in real life. i'll turn yuo into my CUKdrinker, boy.
March 11th, 2009
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^artistic comment.
March 11th, 2009
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Oh woops, I banned you from regular commenting instead of news commenting. Let me fix that.
March 11th, 2009
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Fixed, sorry for the false hope.
March 11th, 2009
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Now you see the violence inherent in the system!
March 11th, 2009
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From: Uncircumcised (block sender) 2009-03-11 15:49:10 Hi. Can you please tell max to unban me from commenting on news posts? Tell him that I apologise for those stupid comments! Please!
March 11th, 2009
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I feel like that in some small way I am somehow responsible for this. Oh and would you look at that, I'm smiling now.
March 11th, 2009
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Wow....Max means business!
March 11th, 2009
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lawling repost: 2009-03-11 21:37:58 119th prairiedogeric1
March 12th, 2009
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LOL, uncircumsized was banned for his least annoying comment. Even more ironic, it's the mercury in the HFCS in Cheetos and all the processed sugar that largely contribute to his urges to post a bunch of hyper nonsense.
March 13th, 2009
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haha I vote to unban him. And yes, Cheetos does contain mercury but so does everything with high fructose corn syrup in it (our own FDA admits this...although just recently). It amazing how people so willingly kill themselves by ingesting neurotoxins because they've been trained from birth to do so. Like Fyrestorm. RIP Bro.
March 13th, 2009
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He kept wanting me to write messages for him...he actually took my advice: RE: RE: RE: Ban From: prairiedogeric10 (block sender) 2009-03-13 01:12:11 dude, just make an alt and comment with it.
March 11th, 2009
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On the topic of shirts: Is only the winning entry going to be made into a shirt, or are we getting the old shirt(s) back as well?
March 11th, 2009
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sounds good
March 11th, 2009
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HOW CAN WE SEE THIS GALLERY??
March 23rd, 2009
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i went last weekend
March 11th, 2009
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NEWS: Sesame Street to have layoffs soon of 30% of staff. NO COOKIE?
March 11th, 2009
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I've always considered ytmnd an art form, so yeah. Meet me outside for a carbonated cup of red wine and a Davidoff ciggy. Ill be guy in the T-Shirt and no friends.
March 11th, 2009
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I always try to double up on the crackers and cut an extra thick slice of brie
March 11th, 2009
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i'll bring my girlfriend who just got a "monroe" periceing on her faice. shes in college, thats where i met her. because im 24 and still in college. i'll be wearing a tshirt i silkscreened myself at the campus crafts center. over that i'll be wearing an old sports coat i got a the salvation army, and i'll have smoked "headies." i only smoke "headies."
March 11th, 2009
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I'll miss weekly news updates.
March 11th, 2009
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CHEATO BORDUM BOSTURS
March 11th, 2009
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Max are you going to make an appearance at this gallery?
March 11th, 2009
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i'm trying to think, whats the lamest comment i can post on the news page?
March 11th, 2009
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my penis has a first name, it's P-E-N-I-S. my penis has a second name it's F-U-C-K-Y-T-M-N-D-A-N-D-E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E-O-N-I-T-T-H-E-Y-C-A-N-A-L-L-S-U-C-K-M-Y-P-E-N-I-S lol did you get what i'm saying?
March 11th, 2009
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jk, lulz, pcp
March 11th, 2009
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if you really want to be lame on the news page point to max's posts and say THIS USER HAS NO LISTS LOL!! then write a paragraph about how Worthwhile needs to be fixed and about how you wish you could edit your frontpage.
March 11th, 2009
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Future Culture
March 11th, 2009
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CONTEST IDEA: Remix contest...I'm givin' ya gems here, kid.
March 11th, 2009
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max is the boss.
March 12th, 2009
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[-]
March 12th, 2009
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i had this idea first. ask klasky in #!? he will tell you sup. :)
March 12th, 2009
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http://summertime07.ytmnd.com/flash.html
March 12th, 2009
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http://invader.ytmnd.com/
March 12th, 2009
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is anyone going to ask him? where the west coast at?
March 12th, 2009
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also: i hate the flash thingy...
March 12th, 2009
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http://sorrytechnicaldifficulties.ytmnd.com/
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waiting...
March 12th, 2009
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http://sorrytechnicaldifficulties.ytmnd.com/
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http://atlast.ytmnd.com/
March 12th, 2009
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http://poodles.ytmnd.com/ (sux)
March 13th, 2009
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last time I argued something like that I ran into resistance from a bunch of neostuckist troglodytes
April 2nd, 2009
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Don't you know, The Troglodyte Wins.
March 12th, 2009
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I had a dream that I convinced Max to make a KHANTMND site
March 12th, 2009
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do it now plz
March 12th, 2009
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NOW!
March 12th, 2009
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DO YOU NOT WANT A FIVE?
March 12th, 2009
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Wait, you mean make a site about me convincing Max to make a KHANTMND?
March 12th, 2009
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I once listened to a dream that told me to make a ytmnd. this happened: http://itwasalladream.ytmnd.com/
March 12th, 2009
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Wait, you mean make a site about me convincing Max to make a KHANTMND? plz
March 12th, 2009
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The museum looks fantastic. But I bet the gift shop is filled with overpriced sh*t.
March 12th, 2009
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/login.html?logout
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http://hug.ytmnd.com/
March 13th, 2009
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free asteroids+? free pac man was fun.
March 13th, 2009
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COPYRIGHT © 2000-2006 YTMND INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
March 13th, 2009
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http://ytmnd.com/users/JIZZmonsta/votes ...... just put an end to it now so everyone will be happy
March 14th, 2009
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he's not as funny as theplease but he's pretty close
March 14th, 2009
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no hes not. that sounds like some alt bulls hit talk right there. that person is not funny.
March 14th, 2009
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alright yeah, looking back I see he only left a funny comment on my site. All of his other comments are completely arbitrary and interchangeable. Which is pretty much the opposite of how theplease commented on my sites and everyone else's.
March 13th, 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rdj01evvzs
March 13th, 2009
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its 2009, and the honeymoon is sweet
March 15th, 2009
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whoops! I mean shuttle launch today, should I take iodine and licorice and then take 100$ RDA vitamin C every day for 30 days? Or just go fishin'?
March 15th, 2009
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%
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They were not composed altogether of cheese and preservatives. They had shape...but that shape was not made of matter. When the production lines were right, They could plunge from cheese vat to cheese vat through the factory; but when the production lines were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die...
March 15th, 2009
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start the shirt contest already
March 16th, 2009
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sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo........
March 16th, 2009
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great work, max. watch out, media encoder 11 update...!!!
March 16th, 2009
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I'd be moderating right now, but I don't think Indiana U would approve my viewing goatse in the computer lab.
March 16th, 2009
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you little rich boy you lol
March 17th, 2009
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Why did they make you sign a form saying you wouldn't do any ytmnd's and then change the date? The entire computer lab is guilty!
March 20th, 2009
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Actually, I was just there because I was boning a student. I'm back home now.
March 17th, 2009
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Max, will you please clear out the deletion quarry before Mariostar06 changes his mind and comes back?
March 17th, 2009
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Funky Worm Contest =/= Shirt Contest. I am disappointed.
March 17th, 2009
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no this is the shirt contest, the shirt has the winning funky worm soundloop on it
March 17th, 2009
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why was ficklefackle deleted?
March 19th, 2009
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I'm so confused
March 19th, 2009
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No more Wednesday update. :(
March 19th, 2009
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lists
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also 200th
March 19th, 2009
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wow that's pretty good. I guess the only thing better would be 201st, lol owned
March 21st, 2009
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http://www.ytmnd.com/users/chin is a dickhead.
March 22nd, 2009
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Finally someone agrees with me
March 27th, 2009
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Chin is still a f*ck
March 21st, 2009
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is this thang on
March 23rd, 2009
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YTMND was down
March 23rd, 2009
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lol yes it was
March 27th, 2009
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yyyyyep
March 26th, 2009
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seems like an art show would be boring.
March 27th, 2009
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hey you look familiar
March 27th, 2009
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Also, congratulations on waiting 2 years to comment. You beat BTape by 1! New record
March 27th, 2009
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LOL
March 27th, 2009
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and heres the prize for this new record: http://ripchristopherlloyd.ytmnd.com/
March 27th, 2009
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OMFG STATE-OF-MIND
March 27th, 2009
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so what's max doing for April Fools Day? 4chan takeover?
March 27th, 2009
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I'm guessin that'll be the 24 hour period where he plays Gaius Julius Caesar Funky Worm on loop
March 30th, 2009
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A blizzard canceled my classes and work today. Max, help a guy out. Update the YTMNEWS so I have something to read. Or do I have to wait for April 1st?
March 31st, 2009
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Its been 10 years since 1999 max. Gee, you know all those quick fixes we made for the Y2k bug, well... *DIG* *DIG* *DIG*
December 2nd, 2011
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Gioacchino Rossini feasts on some great cheese-flavored nonsense as he composes his opera.