Suzuki's recent comments:

December 2nd, 2006
INSTANT WIN. I never played GS3 either, but I do get the joke.
August 4th, 2006
Oh, man. The name has princess in it. If your masculinity can be destroyed in 5 words or less, you had none to begin with.
August 4th, 2006
On on the site ?Zelda has big boobs
Because I'm sure you know for a fact that she's ten, right? It never says their ages in the game, and actually Miyamoto said Link was 7 or 8 in OoT and Zelda isn't older than Link.
June 5th, 2006
I laughed at it in the game because it was one of those "it was funny because it wasn't funny", if you get what I mean.
March 31st, 2006
On on the site ?The End of 4chan
You win one internet because this is made of win and awesome.
February 27th, 2006
On on the site ?Censored Porn
Roflmao.
January 16th, 2006
On on the site ?MY YIDDISH CUP
Lawl.
December 6th, 2005
What. The. Hell.
December 5th, 2005
What the hell were they on when they thought up this name? XD
November 26th, 2005
*Runs*
November 26th, 2005
You forgot that "dunno" is "don't know". >_>
November 26th, 2005
Yes! Butt Racing FTW!
November 26th, 2005
Alex is an ass. And that should have counted!
November 26th, 2005
God, what an idiot. Why is he our president? +20 for the music.
November 26th, 2005
On on the site ?Russian Police...
alberto - "Russian Maddox" That's exactly what I was thinking. And for that, this ytmnd wins.
November 25th, 2005
"Of course they gave the black kid a knife." 5'd!
November 25th, 2005
On on the site ?OOT RLY?
Instant win for including Zelda.
November 25th, 2005
God that was funny. You, sir, win the internet! Way to go, Peregrine74, you're an idiot. "Comiendo"? WTF? It's "Cogedlo". Which is catch/get him. Not "comiendo" which is "eating".