Chadablanca
Created on: October 2nd, 2011
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Now that you've churned out 2500 sites containing the same crappy punchline and have helped chase away all the good site makers, you and all your sites can finally sit on the up and coming for a week.
You won.
You can sit back in your creaky, soiled, crumb filled, weight compressed chair as you stretch and flex your leg muscles out with all your might as you blast a big hot load all over your hairy pot belly. You can then let it dry and crust over in your cavernous belly button as you pass out from the physical exertion with a content smirk on your face thinking the community has finally warmed up to you; as if to think "OMG, they finally get me!!!"
As you do all that, I'll advise that you don't mistake the result into thinking that your sites are appreciated all of a sudden. Instead know that: You, your aspergers, your awful sites and the after school crowd who upvote them merely won out as a result of attrition that is clearly evident by the traffic on the site these days.
There is no one left. So enjoy the front page, jackass. No one is watching.
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