My dick can lay an egg!
Created on: May 6th, 2011
My dick can lay an egg!
prairiedogeric10 
MDCLAE.ytmnd.com
has anyone did this yet
Shirley Temple
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ytnmd
May 6th, 2011
7:45:07 PM CDT
(2)
Bet he has a "Rooster"
prairiedogeric10
May 6th, 2011
8:50:39 PM CDT
(11)
"Animal crackers in my coot..."
GrapeNuts
May 6th, 2011
8:51:07 PM CDT
(1)
When does the beat come in?
Gargamel
May 6th, 2011
9:24:48 PM CDT
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You laid an egg making this site.
GaryGnu
May 7th, 2011
1:17:07 AM CDT
(2)
REady to graduate yet?
DarthWang
May 7th, 2011
2:59:59 AM CDT
(1)
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martinprince
May 7th, 2011
8:12:01 AM CDT
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg
Reject
May 7th, 2011
11:12:03 AM CDT
(0)
My dick in mayonnaise
Compdude
May 9th, 2011
12:01:06 AM CDT
(0)
I dick in lemonade
Burdell
May 7th, 2011
12:16:23 PM CDT
(10)
mike ditka leia nig
lpgunit
May 7th, 2011
8:53:11 PM CDT
(3)
Perhaps this one's a perfect example of a SHIRLEYTMND. 5'd.
BigX
May 7th, 2011
11:54:29 PM CDT
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i cant stand the thought of anything other than 2009-09-09 09:09:09 being your highest rated site
i didnt even finish loading this one
prairiedogeric10
May 8th, 2011
12:02:16 AM CDT
(1)
dude, when Max deletes all of the alts that downvoted this site, the score on that one will shoot way back up to above 4.40. VOTE RIGHT DAMMIT
prairiedogeric10
May 8th, 2011
12:02:58 AM CDT
(0)
and by "this" I meant "that"
prairiedogeric10
May 8th, 2011
12:09:20 AM CDT
(1)
Besides, that site is old news. Ever since the 2.0 launch, we can't even see the exact timing of our site postings. And a select few complain that keatonkeaton999 is the only reason that site has such a high rating, so I need something to push it out of the way.
Lastimero
May 8th, 2011
12:33:30 AM CDT
(1)
The preceding line is also noteworthy, as it now rhymes: "My dick does a wonderful trick!"
prairiedogeric10
May 8th, 2011
12:38:22 AM CDT
(1)
That one sounded way more like "duck" though. But I did consider it.
Mikebluez
May 8th, 2011
3:15:49 AM CDT
(1)
I would also say my dick can lay an egg, yet it can only give birth to puffer fish.
lickitwellhiem
May 8th, 2011
6:06:01 PM CDT
(2)
this is all great, but i think what she's really saying is "my dick can ejaculate out my testicle and leave it hanging there by it's tube."
Compdude
May 9th, 2011
12:00:10 AM CDT
(2)
That is a visual image I never wanted to have.
lpgunit
May 8th, 2011
9:32:31 PM CDT
(0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STvgrW1wncg
Rig
May 9th, 2011
1:51:15 PM CDT
(1)
Needs a remix.
DJSamurai
May 9th, 2011
4:46:42 PM CDT
(1)
If you're passing kidney stones the size of eggs, you should probably see a specialist.
nihn
May 9th, 2011
5:48:53 PM CDT
(2)
but can it blow up 10 super computers?
Flight33
May 9th, 2011
8:11:03 PM CDT
(1)
Philip K. Dick
lpgunit
May 9th, 2011
9:55:01 PM CDT
(1)
It's about time we make a new alternative universe.
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
November 2nd, 2013
1:04:00 AM CDT
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Laying eggs is the closest your dick will ever come to having sex.
woman
November 8th, 2013
8:29:36 AM CST
(-1)
impurity.ytmnd.com
FormerlyFeaturedFagg
November 9th, 2013
6:42:49 PM CST
(-1)
Uncircumcised jerks off to that site six times a day, then molests an alter boy while saying his Ave Marias for the day.