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Lifeguard Whale miraculously survives the nuclear explosion and, although bruised and battered, makes it home. He's totally getting lucky tonight. Coast Guard Shark plots revenge.

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mormonator

May 5th, 2010

10:26:54 PM CDT

(4)

Coast Guard Shark has no class. Trying to move in on EMS dolphin.

shizzle5150

May 5th, 2010

10:55:45 PM CDT

(4)

Well, they were hitting the bottle pretty hard and it was obviously a rough time for both of them. His hatred of communists is still strong as ever though so I am willing to let it slide if lifeguard whale is.

RonaldRayGun

May 5th, 2010

10:57:27 PM CDT

(4)

He calls it "consoling". Also, Lifeguard Whale simply doesn't get upset at others.

tzsjynx

May 5th, 2010

11:01:55 PM CDT

(0)

It ends so quick!

TheeBatman

May 6th, 2010

4:23:46 AM CDT

(3)

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May 5th, 2010

(3)

May 6th, 2010

(-3)

Hell yeah US Coast Guard baby! shoot that hippie Lifeguard.

InternetMonicker5872

May 6th, 2010

12:18:43 AM CDT

(3)

i meant commie whale...

ifeguard whale is my friend. i'll shutup and eat my bowl of cookies.

jimmm

May 6th, 2010

12:45:43 AM CDT

(5)

YAY! Daddy's home!!!

MrMuskOx

May 6th, 2010

1:00:52 AM CDT

(1)

oh thank god.

lickitwellhiem

May 6th, 2010

1:43:59 AM CDT

(-1)

i know you're sensitive about criticism, so dont take this the wrong way. but you really have a lot to learn about to pace your images.

lickitwellhiem

May 6th, 2010

1:48:45 AM CDT

(-1)

about *how to* pace your images. +1 star for my screw up. you didnt earn it.

mleep

May 6th, 2010

1:57:25 AM CDT

(1)

lickit sure seems grumpy the last few months...not getting laid sir? jk :)

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lickitwellhiem

May 6th, 2010

2:04:53 AM CDT

(0)

no, im not grumpy. i'm just tired of all this crap on this website. notice i havn't been making sites. i've also given away my alts.

ytmnd is just too formulaic. the same patterns get repeated, the same patterns get brushed aside. new patterns never form because they die before theyre actually patterns. even with this new foreground/background feature. which is a big new concept. there was even a contest focusing on it. and see? nothing notable.

i'm not grumpy, i'm just expressing what ive mostly always thought. and seeing as im not making sites anymore, i can actually speak my mind because then i dont have to worry about revenge downvotes which can ruin my precious ratings (ratings are the most important thing)

LegoLewdite

May 6th, 2010

7:51:27 AM CDT

(2)

some thoughts
-if you're grumpy, i'm dopey. hi, ho.
-if patterns didn't get repeated, would they still be patterns?
-i don't know that the problem is the ol' archaic formulaics. science, and in fact any logic, requires rules and formulas, and you'd have to be an insane clown not to believe in science.
-cliches might be easy and indoctrinate more than they educate, but there can still be some truth to them.
-particular formulas might not float yer proverbial boat, but the concept of formulas in general seems an eventuality.
-as hierarchies seem to form anytime there's more than one person involved in anything and they usually seem to end in inequity, it seems inevitable that it's going to happen here with an environment of limited exposure and ratings.
- so some types of sites are just going to be more popular than others.
-the way towards change seems more readily accomplished by making the sites you wish to see. that way seems win-win as at least you'd amuse yourself.
-don't mistake my matter of fact tone for a belief that I think I know what I'm talking about.
-i agree with everything. "what makes a man go neutral."
-someone with a fake name wants to be enemies with my fake name. that is funnier to me than any site.

lickitwellhiem

May 6th, 2010

10:19:43 AM CDT

(-1)

wait, so youre saying im your enemy? i thought we were best good friends.

you did reject my facebook request. or maybe that was ryan montana.

opinion.

opinion.

statement of fact.

yes.

maybe/

buttz butts butt

LegoLewdite

May 6th, 2010

1:18:33 PM CDT

(0)

no, we're tight. i never got a facebook request from you. i did get an enemy request on ytmnd though. i'm thinking that person is kidding but who knows.

RonaldRayGun

May 6th, 2010

12:18:30 PM CDT

(0)

Hey man, no offense taken.

FatHistorian

May 6th, 2010

1:53:38 AM CDT

(3)

This brought moar joy to my heart than a hearty roar roar roar, or that time Connery came back over the hill to Max's arms. I want to be there when USCG Shark gets his revenge.

LegoLewdite

May 6th, 2010

9:02:48 AM CDT

(0)

i want to see him mind melding with Spock while head-butting Free Willy