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dctownes: username colors play a larger part in the new site. the current system was a hack i added last minute which makes it a lot harder to deal with. there will be a bunch of new colors which will get rewarded retroactively based on analyzation of the massive backlog of stats we keep. sponsorship is one of those stats.
i would take max to the Museum of Fine Arts in Manhatten, and then we'd go for a walk in Central Park, then we would ride the trolly, then we would eat ice cream. id make a joke about her ice cream cone being a penis, max wouldnt like that, then id take her back to my hotel and we'd talk till 4 am and i would never have the balls to try and hook up with him her.
I would go to a movie, like "Love Happens," then I would intermittently sneak out so I could watch gamer. Then we would leave and get coffee. I would tell her how I collect baseball cards, and she would find it nerdy, but cute. I'd invite her back to my place, we'd make out on the couch for two hours, then she'd say she wasn't ready for sex, so we'd watch Flight of the Concords on TiVo while she rubs my genitals over my pants.
2nd date: me and max (whos a girl) would stay in (her place) and watch both "star wars" Ewok movies. then we would watch 2 episodes of Planet Earth. the whole time we'd be drinking St. Paulie Girl beers. we would also drink whiskey, and then gin. and then grey goose. then we'd go out and beat up a statue with crow bars. then we would spraypaint NICK + MAX on a kid's car who i dont like. then we would go in the trunk of my black camry and f*ck without a condom.
Like I said, too young for Peanuts. There was an era when walking to school uphill both ways and knowing the story of the Great Pumpkin were requirements for being an American Child (TM). This was somewhat after they dropped Greek and Elocution from the requirements, and somewhat before AIM and Compact Discs were added. Also, the Young Ones were British. And The American Child (TM) is now Hecho In Chine by Malaysian ex-sex-slaves, supported by an Indian call center and imported from Canada under NAFTA
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