MICROPHONETMND: I BOUGHT A MIC FOR YTMND (I JUST LOVE YOU GUYS THAT MUCH)
Created on: February 10th, 2009
I am embarrassed by my timid microphone voice. Complain away.
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Hey guys, I decided to make one sh*tty site to test out my mic, so what? Oh no, I guess have lost all my credibility. I've been defeated by mariostar. I should be punished. You won. You have shown me the light. Congratulations. Collect your prize at the ticket stand. You now have authority over everything I say.
Also, I only criticize users who deserve it. Maybe if you weren't so whiny, I wouldn't have the urge to remind you that all of your site suck, and that your childish attitude contributes nothing positive to ytmnd. You are thepoor man's darthwang, you are the bottom feeder of ytmnd. You are devoid of any creative spark, humor, maturity. Change your attitude, gain some perspective, and create something that isn't a regurgitation of parody sites from 2005 then maybe ytmnd will start taking you seriously.
There you go again, feeding me more bullsh*t. So you're saying that if I stop making my "terrible" noise sites and mock sites that I will become better? So I should waste my money on some DVD Ripper, and rip a scene from a movie when somebody says "HOW MANY ___________, __________?" and then responds, "AYTE" and my sites will be better? That's not creative at all, seeing as the user didn't create the movie, so therefore, he just ripped it and slapped it into a ytmnd. You are a hypocrite, my friend.
That doesn't make any sense. They are different kinds of humor. There is no hypocrisy. And at least there is context added in long *ss edited sites. I couldn't say the same for your regurgitated parody jokes. Do you get it? Your humor is a regurgitation of a regurgitation of a fad of a funny website created 4 years ago. It is not comparable to anything I like or make. DVD rip is a misleading term anyway since only applies to sites that have had no change in context and require no effort You're an idiot.
At least you admit that you can't afford the programs needed to make good sites, and that you aren't willing to invest time in learning how to use them. Also, hooker boots is not a creative fad. It is the anti-thesis of creativity, and it was created to be self-aware of that fact. ATE is just funny. Not everything funny is creative, but it does help. You lack both. The reason why I encourage creativity is because I think you would do better in your own niche, not copying. Everything you make feels forced.
You think that just because a site comes from a movie there is no originality. That's not accurate. Most sites contain some form of context that is altered or added for humorous affect. If you ripped the scene and did not alter it in any way, then there would be no originality present. Most sites have a change in context, and purpose. You keep confusing direct rips from contextual jokes. And that is probably why you only understand how to make noise sites.
Well, why the flying f*ck would i spend $120 on a DVD Ripper/Expensive GIF Editor to make YTMNDs anyway? ITS F*CKING YTMND, it's not like this is a "Most Funniest GIF" contest or something like that and I could win $1,000,000 if my ratings were like a 4.55 or higher. Also, Poland or Noise Fads didn't really take off until 2006, so no, it's not really that old. KOENTMNDs started in 2007, and yet, i have seen you vote 5 on those kinds of sites that you say you hate due to it's "old age fad status".
So yes, that is hypocrisy because you like the kind of sites that you claim to hate. And to be honest, I think I did 5 some of your sites such as http://homersepicproblem.ytmnd.com/. This differs from your other sites because this one is actually funny with no bullsh*t such as "hidden personal jokes" or "a hit and miss" (meaning that you killed it by adding in nedm or something sh*tty like that). Your recent sites have just been art sites lately and I don't see how artf*g sites are funny or "5star" material
All I am saying is that you lose a little bit of credibility when you have a reason to be jealous of people with the programs and the experience to use them. Just sayin'. And I never said I hated parody sites, just the bad ones that add absolutely nothing new. Koen sites were NEVER as played out as noise sites, but even that is getting old (I 4 the good ones). I liked poland at first but they got old fast. Instead of moving on, you continue to beat a dead horse. That's the difference.
When a noise site introduces something new I'm more prone to like it. When I make a sh*tty site I acknowledge it. That site you referenced was about pacard, which was much more fresh than poland at the time. And regarding your opinion of art sites: its just that--your opinion. I don't think every site has to be funny to be worth a five. I just want to enjoy sites. And I do think there are also some funny ones. If being a hypocrite means having your taste change over time. Then yes, I am one.
Also there are alternatives to spending a lot of money. Pirating. If you don't have the means to create and be what you mock, you are no better than an ex who is jealous of her new boyfriend. See, I could make a lot of noise sites and be bitter, but I choose to go on my own path. I also have created both bad mock sites and decent ones so I know what I do not have.
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