E-harmony Rejection E-mail
Created on: November 17th, 2008
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Nocturnalgamer 
lolharmony.ytmnd.com
what the f*ck?
1 week of waiting
Price is Right fad generic bullshit

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hockeyham
November 17th, 2008
12:38:41 AM CST
(0)
epic
redlinkmaster
November 17th, 2008
12:44:50 AM CST
(19)
Yeah that got me too, you have to say penis.
VoiceMail
November 22nd, 2008
10:53:55 AM CST
(0)
d1ck works also.
wild09
November 24th, 2008
1:01:01 PM CST
(0)
Penish!
Ryzarata
November 17th, 2008
12:45:58 AM CST
(-1)
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(-1)
lol YOU WIN! Your prize is one FREE Internets!
pullarius1
November 17th, 2008
12:46:16 AM CST
(9)
How would you know?
SweetEscape
November 17th, 2008
12:49:44 AM CST
(0)
good one
Igniter91
November 20th, 2008
5:52:14 PM CST
(3)
OH SNAP
geoguy91
November 17th, 2008
12:47:00 AM CST
(1)
awesome, totally awesome. Alright, hamilton.
BoredJedi
November 17th, 2008
12:50:40 AM CST
(1)
No one likes the truth
wisdumcube
November 17th, 2008
1:03:46 AM CST
(-21)
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that answer doesn't really make sense but it is still kind of funny that e harmony actually rejected you.
Spaztick
November 17th, 2008
1:15:48 AM CST
(0)
5
PhyscoLizardKS05
November 17th, 2008
1:27:49 AM CST
(0)
5'vd and fav'd
jnorris441
November 17th, 2008
1:28:57 AM CST
(-5)
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(-5)
The full answer was "My dick, after she bites it off and swallows it. What? It's a common fetish"
undeadRAVE
November 17th, 2008
1:35:25 AM CST
(-5)
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(-5)
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAKLGSDAGLKSDGJF F*CKING AMAZING
MrStump
November 17th, 2008
2:05:21 AM CST
(0)
Adorable
Brandon00151
November 17th, 2008
2:09:53 AM CST
(-2)
*whispering* wait until you see my dick
Gnashly
November 17th, 2008
2:15:25 AM CST
(0)
spiced rum?
Gnashly
November 17th, 2008
2:20:33 AM CST
(0)
BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSSSS
Gnashly
November 17th, 2008
2:21:03 AM CST
(5)
seriously, I was rejected too, what is the correct answer?
johnnyfog
November 17th, 2008
5:47:23 AM CST
(-5)
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(-5)
My tounge?
koolaider
November 17th, 2008
3:49:29 PM CST
(-3)
a steel dick
flavius
November 17th, 2008
5:08:00 PM CST
(9)
roofies?
bobmoult
December 4th, 2008
2:28:07 PM CST
(0)
gallons of jizz
runninghamster
December 8th, 2008
10:03:50 PM CST
(0)
my fingers
coyotemoon722
November 17th, 2008
2:36:04 AM CST
(0)
Candy
DarkTree
November 17th, 2008
4:22:36 AM CST
(1)
why is this on the u&c. also avg.
Tacospeak
November 17th, 2008
4:49:48 AM CST
(-1)
Ho man that's a laff.
TheDamnRobots
November 17th, 2008
5:23:09 AM CST
(0)
I can't give this a decent vote with that awful music.
Stingybooyah
November 17th, 2008
6:11:47 AM CST
(1)
Maybe you shouldn't have capitalized "Dick". E-harmony screeners are probably grammar nazis.
DukeNuke
November 17th, 2008
6:57:32 AM CST
(5)
and they didn't even bother to give you a virus? how rude.
DarthWang
November 17th, 2008
8:56:48 AM CST
(-10)
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1
Improviser
November 17th, 2008
9:20:07 AM CST
(-3)
also c*cks
Anatole
November 20th, 2008
7:54:56 PM CST
(0)
No, dick. It says dick, dick.
lolufag
November 17th, 2008
10:20:16 AM CST
(-3)
"Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t"
NeverAutomatic
November 17th, 2008
10:32:07 AM CST
(3)
my unborn child.
TenaciousA
November 17th, 2008
10:34:26 AM CST
(1)
I bet they spout some lie about appreciating honesty, and yet they reject you for being too honest.
blommer
November 17th, 2008
10:57:31 AM CST
(2)
sorry, I've already REDDIT
prairiedogeric10
November 17th, 2008
11:59:18 AM CST
(-1)
well I laughed...I don't care if the sound is overused
Eldred
November 17th, 2008
11:59:28 AM CST
(0)
awesome except the audio sucks
slypieguy
November 17th, 2008
1:18:09 PM CST
(0)
i lol'd a couple times
Captain-L337
November 17th, 2008
1:31:17 PM CST
(3)
4.41 get off my plane
Reject
November 17th, 2008
2:09:37 PM CST
(0)
meh, honesty never gets us anywhere... my wife asks what i would like to do, and f*ck is usually the answer and never the result... odds are E-harmony is ran by f*gs and dykes... NOW... if you had answered that in reference to "what do you like most in guys", they would deliver the accecptance letter in person.
hanktherapper
November 17th, 2008
5:02:10 PM CST
(-1)
dumbass
Koric
November 17th, 2008
5:15:52 PM CST
(0)
moderately funny idea but i can't tell you how tired i am of this music. also screenshots
CBAM
November 17th, 2008
5:21:53 PM CST
(2)
Money well wasted.
Reject
November 17th, 2008
7:30:56 PM CST
(1)
really? so much for first month free bullsh*t
GeneralFod
November 17th, 2008
5:33:00 PM CST
(-2)
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You can at least find some original music.
cretincretin999
November 17th, 2008
6:19:07 PM CST
(0)
-1 for the music.
MegaBUD
November 17th, 2008
6:52:03 PM CST
(0)
Haha nice!
Owntmeal
November 17th, 2008
10:02:55 PM CST
(0)
Reminds me of the April Fool's site from those Jasmine cam rooms, LOL
Alx328
November 17th, 2008
11:48:55 PM CST
(5)
Clever Girl....
Locke5
November 17th, 2008
11:55:33 PM CST
(0)
I have to 5 because I laughed
mcroix
November 18th, 2008
2:08:56 AM CST
(0)
nah, ah ah.. you didn't say the magic word.
pussinboots
November 18th, 2008
9:03:16 AM CST
(0)
YES!
pr0nking
November 18th, 2008
6:24:34 PM CST
(0)
awesome
NESer
November 18th, 2008
6:45:45 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
Oh boy, a screenshot that contains a lame unwitty joke with an MP3 that's been used 355 times. Apparently, 4.4 star content.
ONLYoneCANNOLI
November 18th, 2008
8:29:27 PM CST
(0)
all dating sites are just there to feed hungry women with more baggage than TWA. The only difference between them and sickly cats is that you can't always take them home.
maddog125
November 18th, 2008
8:38:35 PM CST
(0)
how the hell do you fail at e harmony?
maplejet
November 19th, 2008
8:25:43 AM CST
(0)
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NARV sh*t...1'd for screenshotmnd and unoriginal music
Takeru
November 19th, 2008
11:43:07 PM CST
(0)
My seed.
fyrestorm
November 20th, 2008
12:37:14 PM CST
(0)
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(0)
ALRIGHT!
Shelverman
November 20th, 2008
5:56:10 PM CST
(-3)
Having the idea to do this: 3 stars. Actually going through with it: 5 stars. Citing your audio as "Price is Right fad generic bullsh*t": priceless.
panaceamedia
November 22nd, 2008
4:24:24 AM CST
(0)
That's whats wrong with society these days, you get punished for honesty.
MagnusDx
November 23rd, 2008
1:56:40 AM CST
(0)
thanks for the lol'z.
Raistlin
November 23rd, 2008
6:06:48 PM CST
(0)
I think anything would be funny with that price is right music.
lolzur
November 23rd, 2008
9:59:27 PM CST
(0)
Good, he he...he he...smartass...he he...
langolier17
November 24th, 2008
7:58:18 AM CST
(0)
Joe89
November 26th, 2008
9:39:20 AM CST
(0)
funny
reveal101
December 8th, 2008
12:18:46 AM CST
(0)
It's funny because it's true! lol
FilthyYamBag
December 11th, 2008
12:52:53 AM CST
(0)
best e-harmony evar!!!
BobT
December 11th, 2008
5:36:11 PM CST
(0)
I'm sure at least some women would find that amusing lol.
vonmatrices
December 14th, 2008
9:02:48 PM CST
(0)
+1 Win
Zysion
December 26th, 2008
9:33:53 PM CST
(0)
f*ck you
the8ball
January 7th, 2009
6:07:36 PM CST
(0)
Well, there's always match.com