Andy Teaches Hate
Created on: February 10th, 2008
Andy Teaches Hate
chronster 
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Andy Griffith is allowed to do whatever he wants in the town of Mayberry. He's sherrif. (Shack and people comes from The Jerk.)
"The Andy Griffith Show" (1960)
"The Andy Griffith Show" (1960)

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rascaldom
February 10th, 2008
9:54:10 PM CST
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Groundhog's Day was a total ripoff.
momthinksimcool
February 10th, 2008
10:29:05 PM CST
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i usually hate your ytmnds
Bob-the-Builder
February 10th, 2008
10:49:54 PM CST
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i usually love your hate ytmnds
g0ast
February 11th, 2008
2:20:48 AM CST
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i usually love to hate your ytmnds
Uberbobben
February 11th, 2008
2:48:40 AM CST
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i usually never call your ytmnds the next day
zabijam
February 11th, 2008
5:27:31 AM CST
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i usually avoid your ytmnds on the street
anonfx
February 11th, 2008
7:18:12 AM CST
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i usually have to call your ytmnds and tell them to get checked
EX7R3M3
February 11th, 2008
8:36:55 AM CST
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i usually have sex with men
Twinsen
February 11th, 2008
8:48:40 AM CST
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i usually i usually i usually i i i usually
Conine
February 11th, 2008
9:14:17 AM CST
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
ToastChef
February 11th, 2008
10:06:55 AM CST
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LOL WHO DIGG'D THIS?
GordonGekko
February 11th, 2008
12:39:14 PM CST
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i usually confuse quantum mechanics with particle physics
rascaldom
February 11th, 2008
3:19:46 PM CST
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I usually make comments that are relevant unless someone named chronster happens to go and change the title of their ytmnd to make my comment look a little more non sequiturish.
Happy-Cat
February 11th, 2008
6:15:36 PM CST
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You again!
rushnerd
February 11th, 2008
6:18:16 PM CST
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NO U
shoover
February 11th, 2008
10:34:09 PM CST
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I usually fart.
kepledon
February 12th, 2008
12:24:38 AM CST
(5)
I usually OH MY GOD A VAGINA
TetrisAnarchist
February 13th, 2008
1:02:05 AM CST
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It is green.
PaRappa
February 13th, 2008
7:29:10 PM CST
(0)
iPhone
PaRappa
February 13th, 2008
7:30:16 PM CST
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i usually get +'d
Fleeflicker
February 13th, 2008
9:03:20 PM CST
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The Andy Griffith Show, now in Technicolored.
JoeyJoeJoe
February 14th, 2008
12:49:30 AM CST
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N*GG*RS
Zelvarkus
February 15th, 2008
3:50:56 PM CST
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i usually throw rocks at houses
itharius
February 16th, 2008
2:45:22 PM CST
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i usualy c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
wisdumcube
February 10th, 2008
9:55:00 PM CST
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He doesn't like them blackies
fearcondom
February 10th, 2008
11:56:00 PM CST
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it's educational and entertaining to watch the evolution of chronster's humor and overall outlook on life and the internets as time slithers by consuming all that is dear to us
wisdumcube
February 11th, 2008
12:00:50 AM CST
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That was probably the deepest thing I have ever heard you say fearcondom. And... Is there any reason why you replied to my comment?
dmaz
February 11th, 2008
12:53:54 AM CST
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fearcondom goes deep
Bravedude
February 11th, 2008
1:03:58 AM CST
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Someone should make an anti-fearcondom account called "lovesponge"
Bravedude
February 11th, 2008
1:10:35 AM CST
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For those that don't get the name, love is the opposite of fear and the sponge method requires the woman to use protection instead of the condom method where the man needs to use it. Also I believe everyone is still curious as to why he replied to wisdumcube's comment in the first place.
YourTheCoconutMan
February 11th, 2008
5:11:20 AM CST
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*says something serious and deep*
Crusty
February 11th, 2008
7:12:08 AM CST
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Also, Dude, "blackies" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Darkies", please.
dmaz
February 11th, 2008
8:31:41 AM CST
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actually the diaphragm would be a more commonly known form of female birth control than the sponge. who will be the first to create "lovediaphragm"?
Conine
February 11th, 2008
9:16:00 AM CST
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Love isn't the opposite of fear f*ck face.
wisdumcube
February 11th, 2008
3:43:02 PM CST
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fearless sponge
Bravedude
February 12th, 2008
1:54:45 AM CST
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Wow I didn't know so many f*cking users on YTMND were so knowledgeable about practicing safe sex and the duality of emotions. My mistake dmaz and Conine.
UltimateUpVoter
February 12th, 2008
2:36:39 AM CST
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Lol fearcondom that was ridiculously thought out. What's the point of wasting such elaborate, almost poetic writing on a freaking ytmnd. How long did that take you honestly...lol so many weirdos in this world I swear.
loverofanus
February 12th, 2008
9:35:38 PM CST
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It appears fearcondom not only goes deep, he goes balls deep.
Ziot-Riot
February 13th, 2008
11:49:43 AM CST
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Fearcondom is a wanker bitch, like any other featured member, his sucks the mouth butter out of his own ass. I hope he gets his fingers removed by an iraqi, so he can't plague this site with his sh*tty YTMNDs. Get bent you piece of sh*t.
ac6517
February 10th, 2008
9:57:27 PM CST
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"Nice throw, son. You sure showed those porch monkeys a thing or two about their place in society!" "Thanks pop!"
EX7R3M3
February 12th, 2008
2:40:47 AM CST
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LAWL "thanks dad, next time i'll use a house brick dabbed in horse sh*t!"
DarthWang
February 10th, 2008
10:14:58 PM CST
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SSbrawlfan90
February 10th, 2008
10:15:30 PM CST
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srsly you guise
lawlersauce
February 10th, 2008
10:20:36 PM CST
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thats awful but i loled
yhpets
February 11th, 2008
1:10:16 AM CST
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i loled but it was awful
doink9731
February 11th, 2008
9:36:52 AM CST
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i loled at the awfulness
Paralistalon
February 11th, 2008
2:33:33 PM CST
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Off in whose awful I was loling.
MrStump
February 10th, 2008
10:30:19 PM CST
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VERY well done. Plus the audio was just waiting to be used
bobby-guapo
February 10th, 2008
10:30:28 PM CST
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whered you get this idea?
jerwil
February 10th, 2008
10:32:36 PM CST
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Porch monkey 4 life
xpirate16
February 10th, 2008
10:34:53 PM CST
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"I was born...a poor black child."
benjaphar
February 10th, 2008
10:54:30 PM CST
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I look all white, but my dad was black.
drunk-ewok
February 11th, 2008
10:39:11 PM CST
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you stole my comment so I am relegated to replying under it
SMZ
February 10th, 2008
10:44:54 PM CST
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WHY ARE YOU SO GODLY
SMZ
February 11th, 2008
3:06:46 PM CST
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OH MY GOD THIS UPDATE JUST PROMOTED YOU TO ULTIMATE DIETY
SMZ
February 11th, 2008
7:15:38 PM CST
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AND AGAIN
BlueLemonade
February 10th, 2008
10:58:29 PM CST
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I probably shouldn't laugh, but that was hilarious. 5
skaneinateit
February 10th, 2008
11:10:41 PM CST
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-1 for not goonies chick
MrMuskOx
February 10th, 2008
11:24:00 PM CST
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ok. Stop watching TV Land fer chrissakes.
Moral-Man
February 10th, 2008
11:51:19 PM CST
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I like how it's in color. If it was in black and white you would only be able to see shadows on that porch.
MasterAL
February 11th, 2008
3:37:10 PM CST
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Shadows with bright white teeth.
flavius
February 11th, 2008
7:47:13 PM CST
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and great bulging eyes
Smeagolisfree99
February 11th, 2008
12:19:13 AM CST
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Dats racist
akhiv
February 11th, 2008
11:15:59 AM CST
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Im not a racist, thats whats so insane about this!
Refractor
February 11th, 2008
12:27:31 AM CST
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ROFL
Embolus
February 11th, 2008
12:39:12 AM CST
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Every testicle is two pints forward and nine superfluous shenanigans back
HockeyUSA27
February 11th, 2008
12:40:25 AM CST
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Wait........that's not what you're supposed to do?
dmaz
February 11th, 2008
12:55:15 AM CST
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damn dude, you've almost got a corner on everything now. i'm gonna have to do some serious sifting to find any material that hasn't been touched. Curse Keppledon for dibs on The Great Mouse Detective
coyotemoon722
February 11th, 2008
1:49:38 AM CST
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hahahaha
FreAkweNtcY
February 11th, 2008
1:50:59 AM CST
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instantly knew that the shack was from the jerk.
DggrEdg
February 11th, 2008
2:09:16 AM CST
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deadn*gg*rs!
pr0m37h3u5
February 11th, 2008
4:01:21 AM CST
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wow, i think i could watch that for hours
YourTheCoconutMan
February 11th, 2008
5:04:26 AM CST
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chronster makes another site, lololol
niku
February 11th, 2008
7:22:30 AM CST
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There needs to be a ratings button next to "FAV" that says "CHRONSTER"
nicbalz
February 11th, 2008
7:26:38 AM CST
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the site was all like "WHISTLE WHISTLE" and i was all like "LOL"
Ownager
February 11th, 2008
7:43:25 AM CST
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Oh my God, epic win. I bow to you.
steakman
February 11th, 2008
7:45:56 AM CST
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god dammit
Englebert
February 11th, 2008
8:20:45 AM CST
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Welp, there went my coffee
GordonFremen
February 11th, 2008
9:47:44 AM CST
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You're going to burn your TiVo out, dude.
Jpsousa4
February 11th, 2008
10:37:18 AM CST
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chronster no longer featured?!
chronster
February 11th, 2008
10:40:49 AM CST
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lol my sites show up in the featured section but my name has never been pink. I don't question it :P
guycaballero
February 11th, 2008
10:48:46 AM CST
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Chronster, you're the c*ck of the walk, baby. I can't believe you're not a featured user.
Sporticus
February 11th, 2008
11:04:00 AM CST
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5
xsilentxherox
February 11th, 2008
11:21:48 AM CST
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lolz indeed...we dont like your kind!
Bluedeanie
February 11th, 2008
2:43:46 PM CST
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I always wondered what Opie was throwing rocks at...
kepledon
February 11th, 2008
2:52:30 PM CST
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You rock, chronster!
ryanmontana
February 11th, 2008
2:52:44 PM CST
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Much better with the second shack in there.
mariostar06
February 11th, 2008
3:20:43 PM CST
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lol funne ytmnd...now make one that doesn't SUCK.
shoover
February 11th, 2008
3:40:22 PM CST
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didn't watch
egonym
February 11th, 2008
4:13:26 PM CST
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oh my gerd
laughingwarlock
February 11th, 2008
4:36:27 PM CST
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Andy Griffith was one of the best shows ever.
ballzass91
February 11th, 2008
4:47:44 PM CST
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1st sheck needs to be more recessed
koolaider
February 11th, 2008
5:48:00 PM CST
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Yes
PerfectDuke
February 11th, 2008
5:58:22 PM CST
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*whistles*
dele3344
February 11th, 2008
6:05:12 PM CST
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You see kids? When you throw rocks at porch monkeys you become a bald ugly ginger. Just like Ronny Howard.
Grog
February 11th, 2008
6:09:04 PM CST
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Goddamn n*gg*rs.
Grog
February 11th, 2008
6:12:37 PM CST
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I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this.
rushnerd
February 11th, 2008
6:19:10 PM CST
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fail
ShadowSL
February 11th, 2008
7:19:35 PM CST
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Why don't you eat rocks, because we don't like Popeye's Chicken Wings!
KeifLeaf
February 11th, 2008
7:41:46 PM CST
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Dude, you are a cool guy
Zid
February 11th, 2008
7:51:57 PM CST
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LOL! That's the shack that Steve Martin's character, Navin Johnson, grew up with his black family in 'The Jerk'. One of the best comedy movies he ever made, and one of my personal favorites. Chronster, you deserve a five. Great ytmnd.
LonerTool
February 11th, 2008
8:37:11 PM CST
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i didn't need andy to tell me that this sort of thing is OK
GBart
February 11th, 2008
8:57:10 PM CST
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ahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahhahahahaa holy sh*t
symantech
February 11th, 2008
9:20:39 PM CST
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holy..sh*t
DohDohs
February 11th, 2008
10:09:32 PM CST
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AHAHAHAHA! Knew it was Chronstalk even before looking, "lil' Opie Cunnin'ham" figured that out his own damn self.
keatonkeaton999
February 11th, 2008
10:53:43 PM CST
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amazing
ColdStone
February 11th, 2008
11:25:09 PM CST
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TV G.
DerCreep
February 12th, 2008
12:21:59 AM CST
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Should be "Teaches Self-Defense." If he knew what kind of destructive force Blacks and various other non-Whites would be in America he would have butchered them all.
Brandon00151
February 12th, 2008
1:37:10 AM CST
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You should of colored their skin black
CigaretteSmokingMan
February 12th, 2008
7:29:06 AM CST
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i can't believe that ginger Ron Howard had a career
WTFNation
February 12th, 2008
10:37:55 AM CST
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Lol, so awesome. Subtlety is key - I missed it the first loop around. Nice.
mrnoodle
February 12th, 2008
10:39:24 AM CST
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You should be doing this for a living. If people paid for this kind of thing, that is.
Bongfu
February 12th, 2008
11:53:45 AM CST
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I lol'd
splatterhouse5
February 12th, 2008
1:19:55 PM CST
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Yet another perversion of wholesomeness, good work.
everblink5
February 12th, 2008
1:44:56 PM CST
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hahah... gotta hit em all until they stop growing back
Pizza-Z
February 12th, 2008
3:46:57 PM CST
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I didn't think it was funny
GamePhreak
February 12th, 2008
10:28:21 PM CST
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OMG! XD that's too freaking awesome!! 5'd
Ziot-Riot
February 13th, 2008
11:51:01 AM CST
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My dad is black and I find this site funny. I hope Opie taught those nigras a lesson.
jax1492
February 13th, 2008
7:28:53 PM CST
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funny, nice job
papajohn
February 13th, 2008
9:22:31 PM CST
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brilliant
Chav-Slayer
February 14th, 2008
2:11:22 PM CST
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It's pretty nice out here Je-- *thwak*
the8ball
February 14th, 2008
7:35:43 PM CST
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*ROFFLE* Another Chronster Klassik
xlizx
February 15th, 2008
1:47:04 PM CST
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Lol. Well done.
Woohoo5241
February 16th, 2008
12:39:52 AM CST
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That's pretty funny.
pussinboots
February 16th, 2008
6:32:49 PM CST
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subtle and well played
TheGreatGatsby
February 16th, 2008
7:57:34 PM CST
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Now that stupid whistling song is stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, *ssh*le.
BANSCHEE
February 17th, 2008
1:13:17 AM CST
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I didnt know black people lived in mayberry... drive em outta town!
magicbeaverpelt
February 17th, 2008
3:51:37 AM CST
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Needs more Steve Martin
skfyre
February 17th, 2008
10:51:13 AM CST
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Nice.
anystrom
February 17th, 2008
11:51:34 AM CST
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fail
tubbytango
February 17th, 2008
11:30:59 PM CST
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Spaztick
February 18th, 2008
3:20:24 AM CST
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Congratulations.....you suck
newcomer
February 18th, 2008
1:31:37 PM CST
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F*ck all of you white pieces of sh*t. Fail.
Ketsusama
February 18th, 2008
7:00:38 PM CST
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I loled @ This, it just had to be done
JesusFist
March 26th, 2008
5:47:53 PM CDT
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funny.
Mantera
April 16th, 2009
4:42:29 AM CDT
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I just think it's totally funny how at the beginning, he throws the rock and Andy's just like, "Come here." And they go walking off as if nothing ever happened. Then the little bastard does it again! lol. Good old fashion Southern racism.
hambooger
October 1st, 2014
7:05:58 PM CDT
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