Patrick Bateman Chooses Not To Stare Into Your Soul

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wisdumcube
February 4th, 2008
1:00:10 AM CST
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He's too good for me. :(
j5
February 4th, 2008
1:20:53 AM CST
(5)
In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trend, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!
upfish
February 4th, 2008
2:05:41 AM CST
(4)
AHHH. Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you f*cking stupid bastard! You f*cking bastard!
LoveMidget
February 4th, 2008
11:29:22 PM CST
(0)
Where did you get that overnight bag Patrick?
homsar
February 4th, 2008
1:24:55 AM CST
(1)
3 because I laughed at the citations
ShadowSL
February 4th, 2008
1:25:20 AM CST
(1)
Is one of those words "BONER"?
Bravedude
February 4th, 2008
1:25:37 AM CST
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I have a friend with a similar condition with the crossword puzzles, his name is Jojo the monkey, and instead of writing the answers he usually scribbles across the entire page multiple times, then deficates on it and throws the whole thing, poop inside at the tourists taking pictures outside the cage. Bateman is lucky he only just writes 'bones' and 'meat', because he could have become as severe as Jojo. In my opinion I don't think Bateman will be a problem towards society.
MrMuskOx
February 4th, 2008
1:48:36 AM CST
(4)
I five everything American Psycho.
Comrade-Ogilvy
February 4th, 2008
12:22:26 PM CST
(0)
I six them.
ChibiGoku
February 4th, 2008
7:49:42 PM CST
(2)
And I misread the above comment as "I sex them.."
refuse-bin
February 4th, 2008
3:05:15 AM CST
(5)
He kicks *ss at crossword puzzles.
Jamesg
February 4th, 2008
4:52:05 PM CST
(4)
he does something to ass, that's for sure.
stilanas
February 4th, 2008
6:09:51 AM CST
(2)
citatons are inaccurate
tricolor
August 14th, 2008
4:05:22 PM CDT
(0)
oh crap
SageOverride
February 4th, 2008
7:09:04 AM CST
(2)
Do you like Phil Collins?
Nosis
February 4th, 2008
9:49:56 AM CST
(5)
brb, videotapes
SageOverride
February 4th, 2008
11:22:02 AM CST
(0)
Haha! That's a good one.
Turtleproof
February 4th, 2008
10:47:51 AM CST
(0)
His performance was key in Dark Wet Snatch.
ballzass91
February 4th, 2008
10:49:16 AM CST
(0)
MEAT
Spicoli
February 4th, 2008
3:49:11 PM CST
(-1)
Should have done the feed me a stray kitten part.
Grog
February 4th, 2008
4:38:02 PM CST
(1)
BONEST
papajohn
February 4th, 2008
7:48:08 PM CST
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Wet Ebony Asses? This is off American Psycho, 1 for wrong source.
Kusanagi195
February 4th, 2008
8:55:34 PM CST
(1)
The image source won the internets.
FreemanNate
February 4th, 2008
11:15:37 PM CST
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your image and sound sources are incorrect
KOOKYMANG
February 5th, 2008
12:21:07 AM CST
(0)
See that bathtub full of nails over there? Go jump in it.
Stig
February 5th, 2008
9:42:05 AM CST
(0)
PATRIK PACARD CHOOSES TO STARE INTO YOUR SOUL, AND IT WILL BE EPIC.
Reject
February 5th, 2008
10:48:59 AM CST
(0)
epic keywords, you even held onto Maple Syrup
NotrsNik
February 8th, 2008
1:59:29 AM CST
(0)
.......M.. .......E.. .......A.. .MEAT.. .E........ .A....... .T........
EstMeinInternetLOL
October 27th, 2008
8:32:42 PM CDT
(0)
=}
Locke5
June 7th, 2015
5:17:17 PM CDT
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Great!