Burgermeister Meisterburger
Created on: January 8th, 2008
Burgermeister Meisterburger
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Burgermeister Meisterburger believes that he lacks the skills necessary to care for an infant.

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January 8th, 2008
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Wolfgang Puck?
January 8th, 2008
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Peter Pettigrew: o wait im rite hear lol.
January 8th, 2008
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Oh snap, wrong one
January 8th, 2008
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"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
January 8th, 2008
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You're my hero.
January 9th, 2008
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Truly Outgz.
January 8th, 2008
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Burgermeister Meisterburger is truly outrageous
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: Ron, the dog, where is it?
January 8th, 2008
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Ron: Harry, he's the dog! He's an animagus!
January 8th, 2008
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Hermione: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too!
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: No. Only one will die tonight.
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: Then it'll be you!
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: [Laughing] Are you going to kill me, Harry?
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: Expelliarmus! [Harry's wand flies out of his hand and he goes over to Ron and Hermione] Well, well, Sirius. Looking rather ragged, aren't we? Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within.
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: I found him!
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: I know.
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: He's here!
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: I understand.
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: Let's kill him!
January 8th, 2008
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Hermione: No! I trusted you. And all this time, you've been his friend. He's a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: How long have you known?
January 8th, 2008
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Hermione: Since Professor Snape set the essay.
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: Well, well, Hermione, you really are the brightest witch of your age I've ever met.
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: Enough talk, Remus! Come on, let's kill him!
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: Wait!
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: I DID MY WAITING!! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!!!
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: [Hands him his wand] Very well. Kill him. But wait one more minute. Harry has the right to know why.
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: I know why. You betrayed my parents. You're the reason they're dead!
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin: No, Harry. Someone did betray your parents but it was somebody who, until quite recently, "I believed to be dead."
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: Who was it then?
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius: Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now!
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius Black: Come out, come out Peter! Come out, come out and play!
January 8th, 2008
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Peter Pettigrew: o wait im rite hear lol.
January 8th, 2008
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Sirius: AH KEEL YOO!!!!! ADAVA KEDRA KILLLLLL
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: Well, damn. This changes the whole story. I love you Sirius, let's have buttseckz RIGHT NOW.
January 8th, 2008
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Lupin, Ron, Hermione, Snape: But Harry, we love you, too!
January 8th, 2008
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Harry: ORGY TIME!
January 8th, 2008
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Rowling's Voice: And they all lived happily ever after, except Ron who caught AIDS and Hermione who was murdered because she got pregnant.
January 8th, 2008
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Everybody who replies after this is a retard and shouldn't be taken seriously. SIRIUSLY.
January 8th, 2008
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Including me.
January 8th, 2008
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this sequel was far inferior
January 9th, 2008
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Oh, hello. I didn't notice you, I was too busy enjoying this Spice Burger from Burger Boat!
January 9th, 2008
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I minus myself for probably butchering that quote. It was from memory.
February 20th, 2008
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lol your sites are back whew that was a close one
July 16th, 2008
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Victory!