and that's why Americans can't locate the U.S.
Created on: August 25th, 2007
and that's why Americans can't locate the U.S.
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<< 1 2 3 >>
CJVercetti
August 25th, 2007
1:02:57 AM CDT
(98)
lol, blondes.
Zafa
August 25th, 2007
6:04:20 AM CDT
(169)
*turns on sink* That's how water is made!
DaveTheRave
August 25th, 2007
7:05:31 AM CDT
(121)
Theres No Difference Between .002$ And .002¢
Icecream458
August 25th, 2007
7:49:45 AM CDT
(40)
Thanks you *ssh*les for making my food come out my nose.
fearcondom
August 25th, 2007
8:59:42 AM CDT
(102)
bet she makes that same exact face when she's cleaning dishes or when someone cums in her hair
NaL3s
August 25th, 2007
9:03:56 AM CDT
(21)
lol she won too
shoover
August 25th, 2007
9:13:06 AM CDT
(62)
**I move away from the mic to embarras myself.
AndySavage
August 25th, 2007
9:41:25 AM CDT
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I lol'd.. its just a youtube rip :|
TravisBatos
August 25th, 2007
10:12:10 AM CDT
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holy sh*t a dumb bitch f*cked up a question pertaining to the USA well now I know what it's like here a hur hur hur
GordonGekko
August 25th, 2007
10:57:06 AM CDT
(32)
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
egonym
August 25th, 2007
11:10:45 AM CDT
(54)
I think she's a genious. She was demonstrating how bad americans can be at geography....or putting sentences together...or staying on subject. So actually she answered the question perfectly.
egonym
August 25th, 2007
11:13:40 AM CDT
(3)
*genius
Novus-Inceptum
August 25th, 2007
12:01:32 PM CDT
(27)
I'm from the Iraq.
WuLfXV
August 25th, 2007
12:43:38 PM CDT
(7)
WOW WHAT THE F*CK.. how f*cking dumb can you be
scorpkris
August 25th, 2007
12:48:43 PM CDT
(22)
is she smart enough to know that the c*ck goes in the mouth?
W00kie-C00kie
August 25th, 2007
1:03:14 PM CDT
(18)
probably not, but you could jsut tell her its a creamsicle and she'll know where it goes
Tronbot
August 25th, 2007
1:44:53 PM CDT
(17)
Someone needs to put a penis in her mouth.
LawlAndPawnder
August 25th, 2007
3:25:32 PM CDT
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lol Miss USA's have to throw in kindness to make it look good,er, somewhat, SAVE ETHIOPIANS
atomicbolt
August 25th, 2007
4:00:36 PM CDT
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The question's pretty tough (for a Miss Teen USA pageant, not for a normal functioning human) since the only real answer is to trash the American education system, but Miss Teen USA is supposed to be just a ditzy, humble freedom-loving all-American girl, so an overly-political answer would have sh*tcanned her too. Still, her answer could've, y'know... made sense in some way.
Weenus
August 25th, 2007
8:07:15 PM CDT
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Her dad told her before the show, "If they ask you a question about the world, just add a random Africa in there and you'll score the democratic vote." To which she replied, "I believe, that, uh... Americans, uh, suck your penis for a tiara?"
skfyre
August 25th, 2007
9:37:25 PM CDT
(1)
To which I replied, "That's right, they do you cute little princess. Now stop talking with your mouth full or you won't get my vote!"
victz
August 25th, 2007
10:32:02 PM CDT
(2)
The first-comment-replies list is like its own miniature comment page.
smoothie
August 26th, 2007
1:06:43 AM CDT
(7)
I found the Iraq on the google.
DuskTiger
August 26th, 2007
7:05:23 AM CDT
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The American school system works well enough... But people don't pay attention in class. If they did, they wouldn't seem so stupid. This chick, however, is a lost cause.
natedagr811
August 26th, 2007
9:25:00 AM CDT
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I REPLIED TO THE FIRST COMMENT SO MY MESSAGE CAN BE THE FIRST ONE SO I GAIN ATTENTION BECAUSE I NEED ATTENTION BECAUSE I AM A LOSER THAT NO ONE LISTENS TO.
ariathan
August 26th, 2007
2:48:13 PM CDT
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f*ck
prairiedogeric10
August 26th, 2007
3:56:59 PM CDT
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without the text, I wouldn't have known that she said "uh, some" near the beginning of her statement. Sounded like "Osama". Figures. The one time I miss the Teen USA competition, something completely retarded comes out of one of their mouths.
wisdumcube
August 26th, 2007
4:09:09 PM CDT
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69,000 views?! Oh great we have another HTPAT on our hands.
prairiedogeric10
August 26th, 2007
5:14:51 PM CDT
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I didn't notice all the views til now
cmurdock
August 26th, 2007
8:29:39 PM CDT
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Bitch, ain't nobody talkin bout no south africa. *SLAP*
DryIce
August 26th, 2007
8:57:58 PM CDT
(0)
Come on, everyone knows that in the American Education system, the state of South Africa and the state of The Iraq aren't getting too high of test scores right now.
Smeagolisfree99
August 26th, 2007
9:16:38 PM CDT
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She's so stupid she wouldn't be able to tell if she was getting raped.
Cassio
August 27th, 2007
1:06:19 AM CDT
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whoever [-]'d natedagr811's comment know that he's right.
shoover
August 27th, 2007
1:58:13 AM CDT
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It's called abused feature idiot.
BTape
August 27th, 2007
3:11:51 PM CDT
(1)
5'd for switch and such as.
Kaizen666
August 27th, 2007
3:23:12 PM CDT
(0)
Agreed. Trap = fun.
Vegus
August 27th, 2007
7:55:24 PM CDT
(-1)
Insta-5 for doing the right thing!
ToastChef
August 27th, 2007
9:33:26 PM CDT
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Everyone put it to NSFW. Another way to discourage views.
wisdumcube
August 28th, 2007
2:27:49 AM CDT
(0)
not as epic as parcard, but this is a great switch if anything.
TheGoogle
August 28th, 2007
9:37:59 AM CDT
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I found the Iraq on the google. You did what?Also 5 for switch.
karatelegend
August 28th, 2007
4:01:55 PM CDT
(1)
lol http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070828/ap_on_re_us/miss_teen_south_carolina
SausageKing
August 29th, 2007
4:11:22 AM CDT
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yes, let's discourage views, that's the way to make YTMND better is to encourage people not to come
Ochobobo
August 29th, 2007
10:22:21 AM CDT
(0)
5 for change, lol
Lamoid
August 29th, 2007
6:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
im gonna reply here too and big a big green number
Xanthus1
August 30th, 2007
1:40:11 AM CDT
(1)
70% how you look, 20 % how you sound, and 10% what she would look like with my dick in her box.... err 10% what you say.
Megan
August 31st, 2007
4:55:56 AM CDT
(0)
This just goes to show that you can get your brains f*cked out.
Mullah
August 31st, 2007
5:00:12 AM CDT
(0)
shes so f*cking stupid i want to kick her in the mouth and then anally rape her
ToastChef
August 31st, 2007
6:50:29 AM CDT
(0)
SausageKing, you're a f*cking moron. I said to discourage views to prevent another HTPAT and to reduce bandwith costs.
jd-owns-you
August 31st, 2007
7:17:00 AM CDT
(0)
This rules.
zabijam
September 1st, 2007
5:05:34 PM CDT
(1)
*puts hands over eyes* I'm invisible!
ToastChef
August 25th, 2007
1:04:39 AM CDT
(49)
lol, South Carolina
Spider--Man
August 25th, 2007
8:54:50 AM CDT
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lol, internet
Sticky
August 25th, 2007
10:40:26 AM CDT
(2)
Hell, I wasn't exactly expecting Connecticut...
TakuaKaita600
August 25th, 2007
10:47:12 AM CDT
(30)
Daaaahh! NOBODY EXPECTS CONNETICUT!
bobthesmiley
August 25th, 2007
1:03:27 PM CDT
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NOBODY EXPECTS THE CONNETICUT INQUISITION! NOBODY!
CaptainObvious
August 27th, 2007
12:05:20 AM CDT
(6)
lol, Rhode Island is Connecticut's bitch.
DoomFrost
August 31st, 2007
11:49:10 AM CDT
(1)
She's given Bush one to many blow jobs. Bush: "Help the Iraq!" Her: "I'm trying!"
silverfeet
August 25th, 2007
1:05:34 AM CDT
(101)
that is a person who got through school by screwing the pricipal
CJVercetti
August 25th, 2007
1:08:27 AM CDT
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I wish I was the principal.
Atomicles
August 25th, 2007
1:16:22 AM CDT
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She's got lips to suck
wisdumcube
August 25th, 2007
2:54:53 AM CDT
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Those are what we liked to call D.S.L. Take a moment to think about that.
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
7:24:52 AM CDT
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Her face has broadband?
SymetriX
August 25th, 2007
7:33:48 AM CDT
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allhailmight wins the thread!
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
7:39:24 AM CDT
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(her face is built for handling a series of tubes at high speeds)
PinkUniscorn
August 25th, 2007
9:35:37 AM CDT
(14)
Her face can download porn?
Spider--Man
August 25th, 2007
10:12:45 AM CDT
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Her face is a Dictionary of the Scots Language?
TheGoogle
August 25th, 2007
10:15:53 AM CDT
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I'm posting a comment using her face...
wisdumcube
August 25th, 2007
12:46:27 PM CDT
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She should get her face an upgrade. It's all about Comcast digital cable these days.
Death-Inc
August 25th, 2007
3:15:05 PM CDT
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Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops.
ps3fool
August 26th, 2007
5:35:36 AM CDT
(1)
Face Internet ftw. Internet is smarter tough.
CJVercetti
August 26th, 2007
5:42:54 AM CDT
(6)
I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops.
marcusmar
August 26th, 2007
7:52:43 AM CDT
(5)
its actually black-ops
ps3fool
August 26th, 2007
8:04:28 AM CDT
(7)
There's no such thing as black cops
scorpkris
August 26th, 2007
8:22:39 AM CDT
(7)
wuts this i here about black c*cks?
skfyre
August 26th, 2007
11:28:24 AM CDT
(4)
That is the primary food group for Ms. Teen USA contestants. Thus the circle of life is complete Simba.
Cassio
August 27th, 2007
1:10:31 AM CDT
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"Lies. Her face is built for Verizon Fi-Ops." "I thought it was FiOS... not Fi-Ops." "its actually black-ops" "There's no such thing as black cops" "wuts this i here about black c*cks?" <- HAHAHAHA!
scorpkris
August 27th, 2007
6:32:32 AM CDT
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Verizon Fi-Ops to black c*cks. that's YTMND for you. especially when I'm on the last of the good replies.
m0nde
August 27th, 2007
9:42:59 AM CDT
(2)
her lip gloss is poppin!
Crowtrobot
August 25th, 2007
1:08:47 AM CDT
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everywhere like, such as and... lol
Remixx
August 26th, 2007
4:18:58 AM CDT
(2)
T-T-T-Totally dude!
kepledon
August 26th, 2007
2:15:58 PM CDT
(2)
And then everyone clapped at the end.
bubbajello1
August 29th, 2007
8:04:57 PM CDT
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dsl=dick sucking lips
Atomicles
August 25th, 2007
1:15:45 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha, love it
Seriphyn
August 25th, 2007
1:21:14 AM CDT
(2)
Obviously she didn't win Miss Teen 2007....right?
Phernoree
August 25th, 2007
1:23:00 AM CDT
(2)
correct.
shoover
August 25th, 2007
3:22:19 AM CDT
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They couldn't locate her anyways.
RyanMurphy
August 25th, 2007
8:21:28 AM CDT
(3)
LOL @ ^
rylasasin
August 25th, 2007
10:57:29 AM CDT
(5)
>>>Shoover<<< You win 1 Free Internet for that comment
WuLfXV
August 25th, 2007
12:44:55 PM CDT
(3)
shoover I just fell in love with you
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
3:02:54 PM CDT
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Pink status back just for that.
LadBunyan
August 25th, 2007
3:45:16 PM CDT
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She got 3rd runner up. 2nd runner was NORTH Carolina.
firesbh
August 26th, 2007
5:27:58 PM CDT
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lolwut
TomatoCannon
August 25th, 2007
1:35:14 AM CDT
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Ahahahahahah. How embarassing. Hahaha.
rarrgh
August 25th, 2007
1:35:45 AM CDT
(1)
LOL ignorance
abaddon
August 25th, 2007
2:05:37 AM CDT
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It just so happens that 1/5 of the population is the U.S army generals and thats why theyre killing more brits than terrorists :P
wisdumcube
August 25th, 2007
2:50:30 AM CDT
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wow.
killabee
August 25th, 2007
2:55:26 AM CDT
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I can be Miss USA as well if I can just say South Africa and Iraq a lot too.
lashiens
August 25th, 2007
2:55:36 AM CDT
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I believe the REAL question of the day is....... can SHE locate the U.S. on a world map? Ponder on this. Shouldn't take long.
Mr-Aran
August 25th, 2007
4:41:06 PM CDT
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I blame south america and iraq.
Razecew
August 26th, 2007
8:43:27 AM CDT
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I blame South Africa and the Iraq.
Shadow-Con
August 26th, 2007
9:23:47 AM CDT
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you see, I think the 20% of americans who can't locate the U.S are the immigrants who point towards mexico
wowbagger2004
August 25th, 2007
3:01:12 AM CDT
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An American friend of mie pointed to AFRICA on a map as being the USA. What the f*ck is wrong with you people.
FoxF9
August 25th, 2007
2:09:14 PM CDT
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pics or it didn't happen
Anig
August 27th, 2007
10:21:55 AM CDT
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at least 80% of Americans can spell mine
typogra
August 25th, 2007
3:09:24 AM CDT
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Ahhhhahh
Minae
August 25th, 2007
3:20:51 AM CDT
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wow, the peroxide must have leaked into her brain
nakomaru
August 25th, 2007
3:23:25 AM CDT
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This is too embarrassing to watch.
Last-man-sitting
August 25th, 2007
3:29:14 AM CDT
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painful to watch.
pie21
August 25th, 2007
3:33:25 AM CDT
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EPIC LOGIC & REASONING!!!!111one
Death-Inc
August 25th, 2007
3:16:53 PM CDT
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Get the epic sound clip ready.
theo47
August 25th, 2007
3:36:31 AM CDT
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This is even funnier with the way you presented it. Nice job.
theo47
August 25th, 2007
3:41:38 AM CDT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Shinryuu
August 25th, 2007
4:02:32 AM CDT
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Dumb bitch is dumb.
Sloverlord
August 25th, 2007
4:06:52 AM CDT
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she'd have been valedictorian at my high school
DynX
August 26th, 2007
10:20:56 AM CDT
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she would have outsmarted you?
NorthAmericanDangerD
August 25th, 2007
4:14:44 AM CDT
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She is physically manifested stupid. She should stick to doing porn where the only word she has to say is "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge".
ubermann
August 25th, 2007
4:36:19 AM CDT
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lol
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
7:25:55 AM CDT
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But what if her partners can't find her g-spot...
MrYes
August 25th, 2007
7:30:04 AM CDT
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Shush! The female g-spot is just a myth!
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
7:31:21 AM CDT
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I don't think so; maybe it's just hard to find on the female map. It's probably in the general vicinity of the left kneecap.
DaveTheRave
August 25th, 2007
8:00:43 AM CDT
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The Left Kneecap? Thats Where The 4th Hole Is!
CreepPipe
August 25th, 2007
8:38:12 AM CDT
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That's not true the g-spot is not a myth. It's located adjacent to the lost city of Atlantis.
studo
August 25th, 2007
1:36:47 PM CDT
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"But I think I poop from there." "Not right now you don't."
TailsDoll
August 26th, 2007
8:13:35 AM CDT
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The female g-spot is not a myth. It's located in South Africa.
captiancharisma
August 26th, 2007
8:24:03 AM CDT
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Actually its located in The Iraq. Why do you think we're over there?
TailsDoll
August 26th, 2007
6:50:35 PM CDT
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The Iraqis are looking for it too so they can kill people with explosive orgasms, think of the damage they could do!
Loony2n
August 27th, 2007
4:32:33 AM CDT
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"mmrmprphrprglrlglllge" sounds like you are into Murloc porn. Yay for this getting -46 now ^_^
NorthAmericanDangerD
August 27th, 2007
6:50:05 PM CDT
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Murlocs don't say "mmrmprphrprglrlglllge", they say "murfurglgeglugelugflguleuglrle"
raptorcardz
August 28th, 2007
5:51:55 AM CDT
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MURLOCS CAN SAY WHATEVER THE WANNA SAY!!!!!! MURLOC POWER
abruzz0
August 29th, 2007
3:25:13 PM CDT
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Or she could come out of the little thing and make a barbwhrbrbrhbwarhbwarhbwr
noouch
August 25th, 2007
4:17:57 AM CDT
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Listening comprehension: FAILED
tkNukem
August 26th, 2007
9:26:19 AM CDT
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now the whole internet knows it. but was i the only person who needed captions to understand her listening miscomprehension? i mean, WHEW
atomicbolt
August 25th, 2007
4:22:01 AM CDT
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I believe that our education like such as South Africa. I believe.
Sloverlord
August 25th, 2007
4:37:00 AM CDT
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america teaches good
paulink
August 25th, 2007
4:47:52 AM CDT
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1/5th of americans? i'm going to brand a f*cking U.S. map onto every *ssh*le who didn't know where the f*ck they were on the map, god damn.
rtg83
August 25th, 2007
4:48:07 AM CDT
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they should of brought out a world map and asked her to point to the US.
gamekid
August 25th, 2007
4:49:45 AM CDT
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This is why I obsess over REDHEADS. F*cking Jessica Simpson chicken-fish clones lke this.
gamekid
August 25th, 2007
4:50:16 AM CDT
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*like
exleper
August 25th, 2007
11:06:17 AM CDT
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Redheads, huh? Yeah, because Lindsay Lohan is a f*cking rocket scientist.
HockeyUSA27
August 25th, 2007
11:36:11 AM CDT
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Miss Teen New Jersey (runner up who shouldve won) is a redhead
gamekid
August 25th, 2007
11:48:06 AM CDT
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Damn. Alyssa Campanella can hold down my "B" button anytime.
HockeyUSA27
August 25th, 2007
12:29:44 PM CDT
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okay this is biased because I am an acquaintence of alyssa (saved my *ss more than once in history class) so uh yeah, f*ck you
FoxDuo
August 25th, 2007
1:58:46 PM CDT
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Holy everliving f*ck, I think she went to my highschool.
MasterAL
August 26th, 2007
8:03:06 AM CDT
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All you need is a jar of peanut butter and a spoon and your set.
Anig
August 27th, 2007
10:23:09 AM CDT
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ariel has no legs
dedcat
August 25th, 2007
5:07:16 AM CDT
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wow..... just, wow
Shaolinwind
August 25th, 2007
5:21:38 AM CDT
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What the f*ck is she talking about?
ZZZushi
August 25th, 2007
5:27:34 AM CDT
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I was expecting her to say something like, "Uh. It was the Terrorists".
Moral-Man
August 25th, 2007
10:45:23 AM CDT
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you mean "terrists"
Sloverlord
August 26th, 2007
3:57:16 AM CDT
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that's Bush's line
Riley
August 25th, 2007
5:42:34 AM CDT
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Dumb bitch is dumb.
TailsDoll
August 31st, 2007
4:44:24 AM CDT
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Long cat is long. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself :(
Evadrol
August 31st, 2007
11:45:24 AM CDT
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More like long bitch is long.
BENTON
August 25th, 2007
5:49:06 AM CDT
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titans
August 25th, 2007
5:53:04 AM CDT
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It's o.k. she's a hot blonde so she doesn't have to find the U.S. on a map...or talk for that matter.
BaconWrappedBacon
August 25th, 2007
6:07:31 AM CDT
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Future American President
Razecew
August 26th, 2007
8:48:12 AM CDT
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The whole Senate and House would be blown...apart.
thievingtaffer
August 25th, 2007
6:21:52 AM CDT
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ROFLMAO. ahhahahaah
Allesandro
August 25th, 2007
6:36:07 AM CDT
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I ain't gettin no sound :(
Allesandro
August 25th, 2007
6:37:45 AM CDT
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NVM I'm an idiot. I'm almost as stupid as that bitch on there.
Icecream458
August 29th, 2007
6:30:41 PM CDT
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Mute button huh
Kruto0n
August 25th, 2007
6:40:27 AM CDT
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W-hat?
macc
August 25th, 2007
6:40:37 AM CDT
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I'm South African, our educations crap now, but that was just LOLOL
LaidToRest
August 25th, 2007
6:42:16 AM CDT
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HA, f*cking whore, stick to what you're good at and make me a sandwhich.
twentyTWO
August 25th, 2007
7:00:16 AM CDT
(1)
God damn. What a f*cking c*nt.
roflalex
August 25th, 2007
7:08:14 AM CDT
(14)
i hate my life.
NeverAutomatic
August 25th, 2007
7:12:11 AM CDT
(0)
good thing she's pretty becuase she won't be able to do any other job.
Doomrock
August 25th, 2007
7:15:58 AM CDT
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Guess that's why they call it a beauty pageant and not an intellect pageant.
lovethyconan
August 25th, 2007
2:45:35 PM CDT
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it too bad they don't have intellect pageants! maybe if they did people would know where the usa is on a map. oh sure, there are spelling bees and science fairs, but everyone knows that those things are bullsh*t. you don't get a diamond and pearl incrusted crown for winning anything like that.
warpednewt
August 25th, 2007
7:19:38 AM CDT
(4)
thhhhe caaaa... ta in theee... haatt.... f*ck this ill be a stripper!
lowcast
August 25th, 2007
7:20:58 AM CDT
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maybe she was nervous? ;)
Icecream458
August 25th, 2007
7:52:11 AM CDT
(13)
When your nervous you don't turn retarded...
WuLfXV
August 25th, 2007
12:50:34 PM CDT
(0)
^LAWLSZZZZZZZZZ
lowcast
August 28th, 2007
2:29:47 PM CDT
(0)
please note the --> ;) ...--||||also this is now one'd thanks to the sh*t changes.
thrash242
August 25th, 2007
7:22:47 AM CDT
(1)
She has a bright future as a politician ahead. She's already really good at talking without saying anything.
OMGWTFBBG
August 25th, 2007
8:59:51 AM CDT
(4)
Difference being that a politician actually sounds like they are saying something when they aren't. She can't even put together a coherent sentence.
TheGoogle
August 25th, 2007
10:19:02 AM CDT
(0)
O RLY? I hear theres rumors on the internets.
ryanmontana
August 25th, 2007
7:23:53 AM CDT
(2)
What a maroon.
xpirate16
August 25th, 2007
11:13:40 AM CDT
(2)
classic bugs bunny quote ftw!
windmillninja
August 25th, 2007
7:24:57 AM CDT
(0)
South Carolina FTL
Icecream458
August 25th, 2007
7:52:50 AM CDT
(10)
All southern people are gay.
PolloJack
August 26th, 2007
11:38:39 AM CDT
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Anything above Texas blows, c*ck.
Shawn87190
August 25th, 2007
7:35:57 AM CDT
(4)
Oh! It's because those Americans don't have maps.... That makes sense.... Thanks Miss South Carolina.
sporkman22
August 25th, 2007
7:49:45 AM CDT
(0)
world peace world peace terorrists are bad rainbows world peace did i win yet?
zakmagnus
August 25th, 2007
7:59:48 AM CDT
(0)
"Uuuh, what does locate mean?"
Chav-Slayer
August 25th, 2007
8:00:40 AM CDT
(6)
It's this kind of ignorance that's getting British soldiers killed by US fighters/bombers so often in the Middle East.
DaveTheRave
August 25th, 2007
8:01:43 AM CDT
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I Saw That On JewTube. Tragic ...
Chav-Slayer
August 26th, 2007
6:58:02 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the imput, nice little touch of ignorance from yourself there.
Chav-Slayer
August 26th, 2007
7:00:23 AM CDT
(0)
input* - just woke up.
scorpkris
August 26th, 2007
8:26:39 AM CDT
(1)
wait, I thought we were at war with the Brits? 'Cause the U.S. is right next to England, right? Damnit someone get me a map.
Chav-Slayer
August 26th, 2007
8:58:56 PM CDT
(1)
NOT AN AMERICAN MAP, please.
Insanemonk11
August 27th, 2007
3:43:09 PM CDT
(0)
lol tea time
BillyZane
August 28th, 2007
6:50:33 AM CDT
(0)
ignorance or not, those brits deserved it and you know it.
Jobes
August 25th, 2007
8:10:24 AM CDT
(12)
We are all dumber for having seen this
poffy
August 25th, 2007
8:15:53 AM CDT
(0)
lol wut
Baron
August 25th, 2007
8:16:56 AM CDT
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recent polls show that 90% of americans are fat stupid pig dog.
thebigbaka
August 25th, 2007
8:18:02 AM CDT
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raichuman99
August 25th, 2007
8:34:04 AM CDT
(11)
This site won't be killed.
yourmomsface
August 25th, 2007
4:08:53 PM CDT
(1)
This site is the highlander, it has inside it blood of kings.
DonLeza
August 25th, 2007
8:19:28 AM CDT
(0)
WTF????????????? ( banaanikives)
METMND
August 25th, 2007
8:24:53 AM CDT
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ok now its certain that more than 1/3 of america is a retard
RescueRanger
August 25th, 2007
8:25:06 AM CDT
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ruh-roh.
Mooshu
August 25th, 2007
8:28:30 AM CDT
(3)
People like her give Americans a bad name :/
Faktablad
August 25th, 2007
8:30:24 AM CDT
(2)
Proud to be a U.S. American.
humbajoe
August 25th, 2007
7:19:39 PM CDT
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I missed out and only got to be a U. American :(
Tehmanwithchicken
August 25th, 2007
8:30:53 AM CDT
(0)
Lol of course she's from a southern state. XD
GRWeston
August 25th, 2007
6:46:47 PM CDT
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Yup, we all down here love dat Larry da Cable guy, blast Gretchen Wilson all nite long, fly da rebel flag and drop out of school in kindygartin. *HiC*! <rolls eyes>
humbajoe
August 25th, 2007
7:20:50 PM CDT
(-1)
Pretty much.
Oonter
August 25th, 2007
8:32:23 AM CDT
(0)
Wow.....Our nation will soon die...
CreepPipe
August 25th, 2007
8:36:43 AM CDT
(1)
Despite not being that attractive to me she'll eventually get a higher paying job at some company sharpening pencils for some creepy old CEO.
cyclonus
August 25th, 2007
8:41:01 AM CDT
(2)
sweet raptor jesus...that bitch is an idiot!
OMGWTFBBG
August 25th, 2007
9:04:29 AM CDT
(8)
U.S. Americans...as opposed to what? Germany Americans? And you just know somebody coached her to say something about fixing the future for our children for any question dealing with education.
TheGoogle
August 25th, 2007
10:22:43 AM CDT
(1)
somebody got fired to...
TheGoogle
August 25th, 2007
10:23:15 AM CDT
(0)
*too
MotileTarget
August 25th, 2007
3:54:30 PM CDT
(1)
*three
anystrom
August 25th, 2007
9:05:57 AM CDT
(0)
LOL.
Tropicantcha
August 25th, 2007
9:08:16 AM CDT
(0)
All that Cola and twice the caffeine.
Booster37
August 25th, 2007
9:13:20 AM CDT
(0)
I'm just going to assume you don't need any intelligence whatsoever to participate in these pageants.
jimsmith
August 25th, 2007
9:14:01 AM CDT
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What I want to know is why these dumbasses can't find the US on a map. What the hell is your problem, a fifth of Americans? Our colossal dong is hanging out in the Gulf of Mexico as a dead giveaway!
natedagr811
August 25th, 2007
9:26:43 AM CDT
(1)
And I am ashamed to say that I live on that "colossal dong in the Gulf of Mexico."
allhailmighty42
August 25th, 2007
10:09:04 AM CDT
(5)
Dong-dwellers unite.
thecrimeanwar
August 26th, 2007
7:24:34 AM CDT
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That's not a dong, it's a giant deuce being squeezed out of Georgia.
orthros
August 26th, 2007
7:02:40 PM CDT
(0)
They prefer The Sunshine State. Or America's Wang.
ChrisBenoit
August 25th, 2007
9:17:17 AM CDT
(4)
i bet she showed her tits at the end of it to get the thank you
TheOWA
August 25th, 2007
9:25:37 AM CDT
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She's smarter than all of you, don't you guys know about imperialism. ;)
halofreak123
August 25th, 2007
9:26:18 AM CDT
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and thats y north carolina is better :)
Emanuel
August 25th, 2007
9:31:31 AM CDT
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Thank you for proving the point you dumb bitch. Wootsat, I feel kind of sorry that you had to listen to that over and over again to get a transcript of it for us. I hope you're okay.
GambitRF
August 25th, 2007
9:38:39 AM CDT
(4)
Not sure whether to laugh or weep
neogearzx
August 25th, 2007
9:42:58 AM CDT
(1)
LOL.
AngryCat
August 25th, 2007
9:45:50 AM CDT
(3)
Why do you think this is? NINE-ELEVEN!!
Brandon00151
August 25th, 2007
9:46:11 AM CDT
(4)
lol I bet she cant find the United States on an America map
Tdawg2828
August 25th, 2007
9:51:42 AM CDT
(1)
what a f*cking retard she is!
POS
August 25th, 2007
9:56:13 AM CDT
(4)
Oh my god, That's a walking c*ck hole there.
adamsrib
August 25th, 2007
9:57:16 AM CDT
(-1)
lol, South Carolina.
Metallicutz
August 25th, 2007
10:00:35 AM CDT
(1)
should help, er, the US, er south Africa, er, er.. I'm blonde, er..
plastiqmanb
August 25th, 2007
10:07:39 AM CDT
(0)
stay to being a slut cum guzzling whore 5'd
seary6579
August 25th, 2007
10:08:33 AM CDT
(0)
What a stupid hooker
thehyecircus
August 25th, 2007
10:09:33 AM CDT
(3)
smack that bitch up. the only thing these beauty pagents girls should be doing is selling cars on cable access channels.
themachiavellian
August 25th, 2007
10:50:44 AM CDT
(0)
But what about prostitution? I mean, that's as much a legitimate trade as being a beauty queen.
salami
August 25th, 2007
10:09:35 AM CDT
(0)
who gives a sh*t! look how hot she is
Abel2
August 25th, 2007
10:09:38 AM CDT
(0)
Greatest Dumb Blonde Moment Ever!
Velhart
August 25th, 2007
10:09:43 AM CDT
(1)
my girlfriend and I watched this last night, you should post North Carolina about the biggest risk shes ever taken in her life was snowboarding in Canada.
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