A True Story by Keaton
Created on: July 20th, 2007
A True Story by Keaton
keatonkeaton999 
nintendo-.ytmnd.com
hi poopiedeloopie! download koji's song http://keaton-world.com/music/Koji_Kondo_-_Song_for_keaton.mp3
me
martin mcdonalds

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Kremlin
July 20th, 2007
10:20:49 PM CDT
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Awesomeness.
m4tteo
July 20th, 2007
10:21:51 PM CDT
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my ears are happy.
poopiedeloopie
July 20th, 2007
10:23:24 PM CDT
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is this a real story, besides the song part?
keatonkeaton999
July 20th, 2007
10:24:31 PM CDT
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see description
poopiedeloopie
July 20th, 2007
10:24:36 PM CDT
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+3 if its fake, for a well-made story +4 if its real for having such heart and -1 for the audio being obvious since it was made by keatonkeaton
poopiedeloopie
July 20th, 2007
11:40:28 PM CDT
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everyone check out the Poopie+Keaton saga!, starting with http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/
NeverAutomatic
July 20th, 2007
10:26:21 PM CDT
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OMG WIN! not only is there ear rape at the end, you have to wait like 5 minutes before you get ear raped!
peesauce
July 20th, 2007
10:26:37 PM CDT
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expected it, but 5 for such a long buildup
TsukasaElkKite
July 20th, 2007
10:28:45 PM CDT
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EPIC
Mitchell26
July 20th, 2007
10:31:59 PM CDT
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Nothing on ytmnd ever has a happy ending.
hanktherapper
July 20th, 2007
10:32:49 PM CDT
(2)
You magnificent bastard.
SukkMyRyk
July 20th, 2007
10:32:58 PM CDT
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5'd for nostalgia
poopiedeloopie
July 20th, 2007
10:33:30 PM CDT
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http://keatonlovesme.ytmnd.com/ DO ME KEATON
brachiosaurus
July 20th, 2007
10:36:38 PM CDT
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RAWR!
ostrichdeity
July 20th, 2007
10:38:53 PM CDT
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Ownage.
soylentgreenparty
July 20th, 2007
10:39:36 PM CDT
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as soon as I heard the 200 dollars I knew it was fake... you don't have 200 dollars...
Coolgamer
July 25th, 2007
7:18:57 AM CDT
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Besides, if he did he would have sent it to me. Since we're buddies and all.
Remixx
July 20th, 2007
10:41:44 PM CDT
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Wow, I actually fell for this pretty bad o.o.
kittyblender
July 20th, 2007
10:41:53 PM CDT
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July 19th.
Remixx
July 20th, 2007
10:42:18 PM CDT
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We all fell for the TAAARRRPPPP!!!!!!!
themelon
July 20th, 2007
10:46:05 PM CDT
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merely
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
3:14:34 AM CDT
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i probably should have spell checked some of this, but i actually didn't expect this to do as well as it did
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
July 20th, 2007
10:47:41 PM CDT
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I don't know if it was the smooth, sensuous voice of the adolescent male reading extra slowly and carefully so as to waste as much time as possible. I don't know if it was the noise so painstakingly adjusted to raping each and every one of the cilia in my inner ear. I don't know if it was the 8-bit satire, or the blinding, obnoxious orange background, or even the PSA-style music that delighted me. All I know, kind sir, is that you have my fav, and had I not been barren with altitude, my fivechild.
Remixx
July 20th, 2007
11:48:47 PM CDT
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I has a comment :I
dweedle
July 21st, 2007
12:34:18 AM CDT
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^_^
gir489
July 20th, 2007
10:47:41 PM CDT
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Predictiable sh*t was predictiable. -_- Next time make it like WHILE you're talking.
keatonkeaton999
July 20th, 2007
10:49:48 PM CDT
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Fact: Out of the last 20 sites I have made, the only ones to get a score over 3.88 have been the three sites about Super Mario
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
July 20th, 2007
11:02:54 PM CDT
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Fact: Clorox kills 99% of household bacteria
keatonkeaton999
July 20th, 2007
11:05:00 PM CDT
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I think its lysol
ThisIsObviouslyAnAlt
July 20th, 2007
11:08:15 PM CDT
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NOT IMPORTANT
isonoe
July 20th, 2007
11:09:45 PM CDT
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fact: i cannot think of a witty comment to get green #'s right now
MarkyMark
July 20th, 2007
11:32:18 PM CDT
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FACT: BEARS BEATS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Aeroplano
July 21st, 2007
12:47:47 AM CDT
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FACT : TCAF
Aeroplano
July 21st, 2007
12:48:52 AM CDT
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RACECAR : RACECAR
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
12:53:03 AM CDT
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GoHangASalamiImALasagnaHog : goHangasaLAmIimalaSAgnaHoG
JSkriv
July 21st, 2007
3:19:46 AM CDT
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AManAPlanACanalPanama : amanaPlanaCAnalPAnaMA
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
3:25:12 AM CDT
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MayAMoodyBabyDoomAYam : maYAmooDybaBydooMAyaM
Mulbloodhorn
July 21st, 2007
4:14:14 AM CDT
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pretty sure Bleach is gonna kill more life than most things
Centrus
July 26th, 2007
1:32:58 AM CDT
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booo keaton just taking those from weird al
PaRappa
July 29th, 2007
7:37:03 AM CDT
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Dad : daD
RoboticParadox
June 12th, 2009
3:56:39 PM CDT
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OTTO: OTTO
nutnics
July 20th, 2007
10:50:26 PM CDT
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5 if it was true
Jephro101
July 20th, 2007
10:51:13 PM CDT
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soo whatcha gonna do with those 200 dollars... Im free tommorow night. :)
Special-B
July 20th, 2007
10:52:19 PM CDT
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kassius and aegis get drunk and write a story. two thumbs up
mrmatrixaplix
July 20th, 2007
10:52:35 PM CDT
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i before e except after c keaton!
keatonkeaton999
July 20th, 2007
10:54:51 PM CDT
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I couldn't remember if the word "receive" was an exception to that rule or what, so I spelled it both ways within the ytmnd.
mrmatrixaplix
July 20th, 2007
11:09:15 PM CDT
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haha it's all good
n4rvst
July 20th, 2007
10:53:59 PM CDT
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auto-1 putting your name in the title assumes that people give a sh*t about who you are. f*ck yourself f*ggot.
Mohrdikai
July 20th, 2007
10:56:25 PM CDT
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YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, KEATON.
ZafalTheWaffle
July 22nd, 2007
12:57:32 AM CDT
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lol, Bega's Battle
DarthWang
July 20th, 2007
10:58:44 PM CDT
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6
koolaider
July 20th, 2007
11:00:27 PM CDT
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Epic.
hamtax
July 20th, 2007
11:00:42 PM CDT
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I came.
gnar
July 20th, 2007
11:03:35 PM CDT
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jesus christ and 2 jews in a bad that was long
BTape
July 20th, 2007
11:04:34 PM CDT
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here we all were about to call you a f*ggot...
Foolmoron
July 20th, 2007
11:05:14 PM CDT
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lived up to the hype
dmaz
July 20th, 2007
11:10:02 PM CDT
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rofl
GIVEMEREPLAY
July 20th, 2007
11:11:40 PM CDT
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Keaton, I love you so much.
wisdumcube
July 20th, 2007
11:11:40 PM CDT
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Possibly my favorite of your sites. This is so awesome. I actually loled.
stoverage
July 20th, 2007
11:21:21 PM CDT
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Well at least the $200 wasn't fake and laced with Anthrax. Oh you might want to check that.
St205
July 20th, 2007
11:23:02 PM CDT
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Thanks Dave,I mean Keaton
Twinsen
July 20th, 2007
11:23:45 PM CDT
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gtorisu9se
July 20th, 2007
11:27:26 PM CDT
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HAHAHAHA i took you so srsly
ieatbabies
July 21st, 2007
12:16:37 AM CDT
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Me too. I started laughing so hard when the ear rape came. I got pwned like a nub.
Zelvarkus
July 21st, 2007
2:12:18 AM CDT
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Who didn't?
Buddroxors
July 20th, 2007
11:32:53 PM CDT
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koji kondo
mr-big
July 20th, 2007
11:39:33 PM CDT
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You, sir, are my hero.
iwpoe
July 20th, 2007
11:40:12 PM CDT
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You blew it up! Damn you!
Dr-Martin-Luther-Kin
July 20th, 2007
11:41:19 PM CDT
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Pool's open, feel free to swim.
misplacedthought
July 20th, 2007
11:42:06 PM CDT
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I see 3 possibilities. 1 It's true and he sent you a cd of musical crap. 2 It's sorta true and you supplemented your own musical crap. 3 You actually received the cd some time ago and have based most of your work on it.
sgt7111
July 20th, 2007
11:43:48 PM CDT
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THATS AMAZING!! lol
chronster
July 20th, 2007
11:51:18 PM CDT
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what a story. WHAT a story. Thats f*ckin hilarious.
audiofaux
July 20th, 2007
11:55:12 PM CDT
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awesome
breakmandx
July 21st, 2007
12:01:52 AM CDT
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I seem to remember Keaton having some pretty cool sites, but this... No, unless there's some inside joke I wasn't invited to the cool club soon enough to get, this just pretty much sucks. 2 for at least keeping me engaged to the end of it.
adamsrib
July 21st, 2007
12:03:11 AM CDT
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You really had me going there. :)
Jittery
July 21st, 2007
12:05:36 AM CDT
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oh my god, this is fantastic
kasmir
July 21st, 2007
12:05:56 AM CDT
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that was a total waste of my time
MarcusTheMartin
July 21st, 2007
12:22:41 AM CDT
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your on the internet. Your time obviously had no better use. No go cure cancer or stfu
MarcusTheMartin
July 21st, 2007
12:23:12 AM CDT
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you're*
MarcusTheMartin
July 21st, 2007
12:20:28 AM CDT
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haha you bastard
Rampagingfrodo
July 21st, 2007
12:21:14 AM CDT
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[]_[]-b ARRRHGGHH!!! Very nice work!
Genome4824
July 21st, 2007
12:45:25 AM CDT
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OMG OMG OMG hahahahahahaha
RentCavalier
July 21st, 2007
12:47:52 AM CDT
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So...he didn't actually compose a song....
finlife
July 21st, 2007
12:49:29 AM CDT
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this is DEFINATELY some sort of variation of LOUDTMND 5'd
NateVonSocks
July 21st, 2007
12:49:44 AM CDT
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Can't say I didn't see it coming... although, I was expecting a Harry Potter spoiler.
FlipNmonkey
July 21st, 2007
12:49:47 AM CDT
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Keaton, if by chance you happen to read my comment (on some occasions you reply), let me just say that it is a rare occurrence that I ever put a site into my favorites. You should take this moment to appreciate it for you have brought hope to a YTMNDer that lost hope. :D
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
12:51:06 AM CDT
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:D
SL33T
July 21st, 2007
1:00:02 AM CDT
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I gave it a 5 but after reading these comments I was forced to change it to 1. Peer pressure consumes me.
Sandstorm7
July 21st, 2007
1:07:56 AM CDT
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I actually liked that one
AlteredSoul
July 21st, 2007
1:09:08 AM CDT
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Meh, you talk like you have something blocking your nose. And its not the type like Ben Stein, no, it just sucks.
Oblivion165
July 21st, 2007
1:16:10 AM CDT
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Wow he really half assed that didn't he? Or was the first song the one he sent?
Zelvarkus
July 21st, 2007
1:23:35 AM CDT
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Do I smell [Epic Ear Rape Maneuvers]? This is definetely win, at that. The build-up was just, liekzomg genious... here I'm 90% expecting a great new piece by Kondo, and 10% waiting for the inevitable horse dick... you hit me between the eyes with that, my good sir.
Grayfox354
July 21st, 2007
1:40:41 AM CDT
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boom headshot
M2112
July 21st, 2007
1:31:45 AM CDT
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lmao ownagez
Kaizen666
July 21st, 2007
1:35:32 AM CDT
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This is, by far, one of the most clever YTMNDs ever. The fact that it's only 4.16 while I type this further proves how many f*ggots are on this site.
veritechryan
July 21st, 2007
1:37:50 AM CDT
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i laughed so hard at this. this is my favorite YTMND that i cannot show anyone since no one i know would watch through it.
kepledon
July 21st, 2007
1:43:26 AM CDT
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By the way, I couldn't get your link, https://nintendo.taleo.net/servlets/careersection?art_ip_action=flowdispatcher&flowtypeno=13&pageseq=2&reqno=19000&art_servlet_language=en&csNo=10000&jservsessionidnintendo=23opi6nb6aq6u3mw1.rjs2421_2422#topofcspage, to work.
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
2:02:53 AM CDT
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The url and phone number are the only true things I said in the whole thing
money-hat
July 21st, 2007
1:44:31 AM CDT
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I don't think anyone believed this for a second.
FilthyHippie
July 21st, 2007
1:46:19 AM CDT
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i love you. so much.
Takra
July 21st, 2007
1:48:13 AM CDT
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I haven't actually laughed out loud in a while.. that was awesome!
ImBlackYall
July 21st, 2007
1:53:54 AM CDT
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dude you have like the gayest voice ive ever heard, and ive heard some actual gay people talk....take this 5 and buy some testosterone
kepledon
July 21st, 2007
1:55:58 AM CDT
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nevermind. I found the application through nintendo.taleo.net. NINTENDO, HERE I COME!
ChickenSoda
July 21st, 2007
2:06:50 AM CDT
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Music to have sex to if I ever heard it.
sychosid2001
July 21st, 2007
2:08:01 AM CDT
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I give points for the amazing, complex story, that I thought was true. Good Game and Godspeed
srKano
July 21st, 2007
2:22:42 AM CDT
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keaton I'm still waiting on that goatse pic
Kassius
July 21st, 2007
2:46:25 AM CDT
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brilliantly executed.
thehyecircus
July 21st, 2007
2:46:51 AM CDT
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As it neared the end I screamed "please be ear rape! please be ear rape!" Song begins, I squeel with glee and laugh hysterically. You win.
DaveTheRave
July 21st, 2007
2:51:16 AM CDT
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This YTMND Is Music To My Ears :D I'm Going To Rig My Alarm Clock To Play This Masterpiece Everyday When Its Time For Me To Wake Up In Order To Get That 'Extra' Boost You Always Need To Get Out Of Bed. I'm Sure The Neighbors Will Enjoy It Too :)
Whip-Stick-A-Go-Stop
July 21st, 2007
2:52:11 AM CDT
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Wow, I really feel for the trap there. And now I no longer have vergin ears. (5'd and Fav'd)
Father-McKenzie
July 21st, 2007
2:57:26 AM CDT
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glorious
bonushobo
July 21st, 2007
3:10:10 AM CDT
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mearly!
Italian-Sausage
July 21st, 2007
3:40:44 AM CDT
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Damn, I fell for this hard.
Nyeusigrube
July 21st, 2007
4:21:29 AM CDT
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You're dumb
prowlerdante
July 21st, 2007
4:23:24 AM CDT
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ROFL. That is complete genius. The level of respect I have for you keaton, just exploded upwards to the nth power.
ginsutrout
July 21st, 2007
4:36:02 AM CDT
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It stinks!
NXRQ
July 21st, 2007
4:42:51 AM CDT
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wow you're lucky that he made a song just for you
Uncreative
July 21st, 2007
5:38:37 AM CDT
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HOLY SH*T ROFL no describing how funny this is
paulink
July 21st, 2007
6:00:58 AM CDT
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koj
keatonkeaton999
July 21st, 2007
6:04:15 AM CDT
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woah look we can reply to comments now!
deathmonk
July 21st, 2007
6:28:00 AM CDT
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oh god! I think we'll abuse it!
glassman84
July 21st, 2007
6:04:52 AM CDT
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ToxicKlay
July 21st, 2007
6:26:00 AM CDT
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lol For people who think the file is corrupted.... It was probably meant to be that way :D
deathmonk
July 21st, 2007
6:27:30 AM CDT
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I'll actually five this because you're 200 dollars were refunded.
ROY4L
July 21st, 2007
7:03:31 AM CDT
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niku
July 21st, 2007
7:18:49 AM CDT
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Your voice is annoying and you suck. It's pronounced Cone-Doh.
GoldDean
July 21st, 2007
7:47:06 AM CDT
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I kinda saw it from a mile away... :(
dascoot
July 21st, 2007
7:50:59 AM CDT
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You're a sexy boy, Keaton.
howaboutno
July 21st, 2007
9:05:52 AM CDT
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He's not your boy toy.
the8ball
July 21st, 2007
8:17:56 AM CDT
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Just atrocious. Terrible.
MC-Rove
July 21st, 2007
8:19:11 AM CDT
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wow, Koji can really knows his ear rape!
rushour
July 21st, 2007
8:30:10 AM CDT
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meh, good enough
regularstormy
July 21st, 2007
8:39:27 AM CDT
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Next try asking Totakeke.
pberg
July 21st, 2007
8:49:30 AM CDT
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I love your work Keat, but if this is true, then both you and Koji are douchebags.
Doodan
July 21st, 2007
8:49:42 AM CDT
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That was so worth the wait.
fdog
July 21st, 2007
8:52:56 AM CDT
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wow, you sure put alot of effort into this ear rape
shawtay
July 21st, 2007
9:49:12 AM CDT
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BOO.
dustinfromohio
July 21st, 2007
9:24:24 AM CDT
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Pointless, this goes absolutely nowhere and isn't really that funny at the end. Really, you should stick to watching YTMNDs instead of making them
FlipNmonkey
July 21st, 2007
9:46:16 AM CDT
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Said the man with the racist sites.
urnbra
July 21st, 2007
9:52:13 AM CDT
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u sure those were american dollars?
TheNoobSkoolBus
July 21st, 2007
9:56:34 AM CDT
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You put a lot of time and effort in that.
StupidBoringAsshole
July 21st, 2007
10:07:45 AM CDT
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Ow.
TheChaosDemon
July 21st, 2007
10:07:47 AM CDT
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TheChaosDemon
July 21st, 2007
10:08:22 AM CDT
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And where might I find the song playing while you're talking?
Kacen
July 21st, 2007
10:09:10 AM CDT
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I honestly didn't see that coming.
ohYeeeeeeaaaaaahh
July 21st, 2007
10:10:01 AM CDT
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Initially I was upset that you were bothering such an important man; then I was confused why "your song" was from a completely recognizable Super Nintendo game... :/ I am so gullible
strangurdangurr
July 21st, 2007
10:17:45 AM CDT
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the ending was amazing....btw needs more foot doctor
c3p
July 21st, 2007
10:35:08 AM CDT
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my ears bleed ...way too loud... great story tough!
Blizz
July 21st, 2007
10:37:54 AM CDT
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i was starting to believe it lol
Icecream458
July 21st, 2007
10:55:48 AM CDT
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You win!
EpicDude
July 21st, 2007
11:04:28 AM CDT
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WHAT?! NO HAPPY FINISH!? THAT IS RIDICUROUS, COW EYE!
capungo
July 21st, 2007
11:06:13 AM CDT
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Epic punchline
CreepPipe
July 21st, 2007
11:40:10 AM CDT
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I've been 23 for a day now and I can't feel my head.
wisdumcube
July 21st, 2007
11:53:53 AM CDT
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Happy Birthday! I just turned 20 Tuesday.
wisdumcube
June 8th, 2009
8:46:30 PM CDT
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Wow, its almost been two years since this site was made lol
ChibiGoku
July 21st, 2007
11:52:22 AM CDT
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...This made me laugh hard XD
vinnyq
July 21st, 2007
11:56:57 AM CDT
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like sh*t any of that is real
Choronzon
July 21st, 2007
12:02:59 PM CDT
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Mr. Kondo is obviously all too aware that his work is being mined for geek-chic in the past three years or so, and not being taken very seriously. Amusing story anyways I guess.
Goneja
July 21st, 2007
12:16:51 PM CDT
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Was going to five and favorite. Ending assured 1-star vote.
Mapcouch
July 21st, 2007
12:29:01 PM CDT
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the song brought tears to my eyes. or maybe my forehead was bleeding. 200 dollars well spent
SomeGuy0000
July 21st, 2007
12:30:12 PM CDT
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wow what an *ssh*le.. haha
pussinboots
July 21st, 2007
12:37:03 PM CDT
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my o my did i lawl my pants off. well played sir
hiimpartyboy
July 21st, 2007
12:46:18 PM CDT
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So you bugged him just for ear rape?
MurdarMachene
July 21st, 2007
12:52:11 PM CDT
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Awesome! Reminds me of http://supermariolostlevels.ytmnd.com
intreped
December 22nd, 2007
4:00:35 AM CST
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Except a billion times better because of the intricate buildup. If you just say "guy goes into a talent agent's office, says 'I have this great act called The Aristocrats,'" you have no joke. You need the sh*t and piss and incest and bestiality first.
food-stamp
July 21st, 2007
1:00:42 PM CDT
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HAHA. That song is awful. You've been shafted.
heartskullkid
July 21st, 2007
1:14:46 PM CDT
(0)
LOL. You cheeky monkey.
NelNeph
July 21st, 2007
1:28:24 PM CDT
(0)
lol
thenightmareofsolomo
July 21st, 2007
1:33:49 PM CDT
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you got nintend'oh'd!
atomicdog
July 21st, 2007
1:44:41 PM CDT
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Wow. My ears are still bleeding. Each of us here has been KondOWNED.
mijreggin
July 21st, 2007
1:53:55 PM CDT
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I got Joji Roll'd
People
July 21st, 2007
1:55:04 PM CDT
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where the f*ck is footdoctor.
magicnosegoblin
July 21st, 2007
2:09:49 PM CDT
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Reminds me of Super Mario Lost Levels
Improviser
July 21st, 2007
2:10:56 PM CDT
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Not funny and a waste of time. You could have at least written something "in the style of Koji Kondo"... Oh yeah you just make "fun times mixes" that all sound the same.
Roksabadou
July 21st, 2007
2:28:14 PM CDT
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:D
bmw328aw
July 21st, 2007
3:08:14 PM CDT
(0)
epic winrar +5 for ear rape
filibuster
July 21st, 2007
3:37:56 PM CDT
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haha! i turned the speakers down just before the song came on i knew what was coming! nice try though
Anig
July 21st, 2007
3:56:15 PM CDT
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Mr--Sandman
July 21st, 2007
4:11:51 PM CDT
(0)
lol, im deaf!!! i cranked the volume up on my headphones with anticiapation, thinking "wow! a song by koji!!! woot!", when all of a sudden, WHAMMO!!!! im deaf.... 5'd for making my ears bleed, as that is what they are doing right now.
Merkilo
July 21st, 2007
4:16:07 PM CDT
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stolen from 4chan
RedFrog
July 21st, 2007
4:26:32 PM CDT
(1)
OW MY EARS
Father-McKenzie
July 21st, 2007
5:01:56 PM CDT
(1)
how much did you pay max to get exempt from nsfw?
Rukia
July 21st, 2007
5:21:57 PM CDT
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About one second before that song started I suddenly thought I'd get Rickroll'd. I'm glad I did not.
homsar
July 21st, 2007
5:41:55 PM CDT
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Best. Ytmnd. Ever.
homsar
September 1st, 2008
3:28:27 AM CDT
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This is still my favorite site ever
KamikazeCat
July 21st, 2007
5:42:03 PM CDT
(0)
effort ftl
Laird
July 21st, 2007
5:42:55 PM CDT
(2)
Best 200 bucks Keaton ever spent. Next stop, Nobuo Uematsu.
KokiriKory
July 21st, 2007
5:53:09 PM CDT
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Don't comment much. But not very many YTMND's make me cry with laughter. Bravo dude.
yiddish
July 21st, 2007
6:00:45 PM CDT
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I got a nice lawl from this.
yourmomsface
July 21st, 2007
6:19:24 PM CDT
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LOL, some part of this makes me wonder if he did this to say NO I WON'T COMPOSE ANYTHING and the other makes me wonder if he circuit bent something and played it on that. I'm guessing the first one but still LOL
deafcon
July 21st, 2007
6:47:24 PM CDT
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First ear rape I didn't 1
burntbythestove
July 21st, 2007
6:49:08 PM CDT
(0)
i hate you
Steems
July 21st, 2007
7:18:24 PM CDT
(1)
Very long, yet completely necessary, buildup to some of the most glorious ear rape I've heard.
BuddGoode
July 21st, 2007
7:30:58 PM CDT
(1)
Fix the sink! Otherwise would be 5'd for ridiculously long build up and ear rape.
Mr-Shroom
July 21st, 2007
7:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
I just lost the game.
Batman-91
July 21st, 2007
7:36:07 PM CDT
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lol
MTown
July 21st, 2007
7:38:49 PM CDT
(1)
Imagine what you could get for only 50 bucks. You'd be deaf for life after listening to it.
belthegor
July 21st, 2007
7:48:53 PM CDT
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the name is KONDO, not KANDO or the english word CONDO, pronounce it right you failure
MazdaLincoln
July 21st, 2007
8:12:47 PM CDT
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Fascinating.
MohammedRape
July 21st, 2007
8:26:43 PM CDT
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Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad
Gnomad
July 21st, 2007
8:29:25 PM CDT
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I'll be honest. I fell for it, however, it didn't get me as well as it could have. There isn't enough difference in volume between the trick and the buildup. Otherwise, I probably would have sh*t my pants. Currently, I didn't even have to turn down my speakers. If the joke was just that there was no song... well, then that was lame.
Chr1st
July 21st, 2007
8:33:17 PM CDT
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wow im dissapointed
zark29
July 21st, 2007
8:37:03 PM CDT
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KOJI KONDO'S TRUE IDENTITY REVEALED: KASSIUS!
TallestSkil
July 21st, 2007
9:08:47 PM CDT
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You wasted that much of my life... leading me to believe that I would eventually hear something awesome, or at least personal and meaningful... and I get this: a crappy distortion that you made yourself. I hate you. COLOSSAL WIN.
ZeroTron
July 21st, 2007
9:44:11 PM CDT
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wow, I can't believe I didn't expect that maybe it's cause I was tired from just coming back from a trip :-P.
umryan
July 21st, 2007
10:17:11 PM CDT
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japanese noise! i love it!!! and a fun story to boot
ASadUser
July 21st, 2007
10:28:45 PM CDT
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The FPA have finally made an ear rape that actually made my ears hurt.
frenchbreadpizza
July 21st, 2007
10:48:04 PM CDT
(0)
I feel violated. :'(
spedmonger
July 21st, 2007
11:10:34 PM CDT
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5 because this is legit im sure, but -2 because you didnt need to read the whole thing. and your voice is stupid
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