Most. Pathetic. Man. Ever.
Created on: June 19th, 2007
This is a voice message left on a friend's cellphone. Like any woman would, she avoided him like the black plague. He truly is the most pathetic man ever.
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i feel sorry for the guy. It just goes to show, be sincere and honest with women and you will be destroyed. I used to be a romantic like this guy. Now I cheat on every girl I go out with, never tell them I care, call them f*ck buddies. And you know what? I get a sh*t load of poontang. Women are retarded.
Mike: So how long do I wait to call?---
Trent: A day.---
Mike: Tomorrow.---
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.---
Trent: Yeah.---
Mike: So two days?---
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.---
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.---
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
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Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.----
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...---
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.----
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.----
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we f*cked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?---
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.-----
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