R.I.P. Tom Cruise
Created on: April 12th, 2007
R.I.P. Tom Cruise
Early this morning Tom Cruise died when a giant copy of Dianetics intercepted and attacked his private jet over Colorado. May he rest in peace--and may L. Ron Hubbard bless his family and friends. He will not be missed.http://tinyurl.com/k6usc

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April 12th, 2007
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April 12th, 2007
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what? is somebody going to kill him tomorrow?
April 12th, 2007
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about this web site. (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com)
April 12th, 2007
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http://ripscreech.ytmnd.com/
April 19th, 2007
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about this web site. (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com)
April 12th, 2007
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should be a PTKFGS, still good :P
April 12th, 2007
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about this web site. (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com)
April 12th, 2007
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confirmed. just saw on CNN. what a tragedy :(
April 12th, 2007
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i lawl'd
April 12th, 2007
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Yeah, I just heard about this like 20 minutes ago...
April 12th, 2007
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Yeah, I just checked Wikipedia, hes dead. But hes a scientologist so its no loss.
April 12th, 2007
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OMG teh jeezuz of semtomology iz DEDZORZ!
April 12th, 2007
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Oh no! The jesus Christ of Scientology is dead?
April 12th, 2007
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Such a tragedy, what a great actor
April 12th, 2007
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link to story plz
April 12th, 2007
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more alts needed
April 12th, 2007
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poor dead bastard
April 12th, 2007
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I'm totally going after Katie Holmes
April 12th, 2007
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Rule # 579 of Scientology: If ever a member of The Church of Scientology™ shall pass on to the solar realm under any circumstances (death), his spouse shall thereby immediately be cast into space as a sacrifice to our founders and creators.
April 12th, 2007
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What I'm saying here is: I think she's already spoken for.
April 12th, 2007
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score one for xenu!
April 12th, 2007
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Well...that happens sometimes...people just gotta be more careful about this sorta thing.
April 12th, 2007
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Xenu 1. Scientology 0.
April 13th, 2007
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lol
April 12th, 2007
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Tom Who??
April 12th, 2007
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lololololololololololololololo
April 12th, 2007
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this is an amazing ptkfgs, and it's so true, if this douche dropped dead I would rejoice
April 12th, 2007
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http://realkramerworkout.ytmnd.com/
April 12th, 2007
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fool me once shame on me fool me twice f*ck off
April 12th, 2007
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MAKE FUN OF TOM CRUISE
April 12th, 2007
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All fake news gets 1
April 12th, 2007
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i lol d
April 12th, 2007
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I f*cking lol'd
April 12th, 2007
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Too bad it isn't true.
April 12th, 2007
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finally, f*ck the bastard
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1d for crappyness
April 12th, 2007
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Now that he's dead, will someone please shave the dirty, pedophilic facial hair off this man's face before he's put in the casket?
April 12th, 2007
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Perfect Timing
April 12th, 2007
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OH LAWD IS THAT CHICKEN?
April 12th, 2007
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HEIL XENU.
April 12th, 2007
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$10 to make it true
April 12th, 2007
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TOM CRUISE IS A GAWD ALL HAIL TOM CROOZ AND HIS UBEROSITY AT MAKING QUALITY FILMS TO FAP 2 WITH HIS SILLY XENU OMG ROFL
April 12th, 2007
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this sucks...only way to make it better is to R.I.P everey single celebrity... ever
April 12th, 2007
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lol, great. First I see the goofy Tom Cruise pic, I chuckle. Then I read "you won't be missed." I laugh harder. Finally, the song loads and I crack up.
April 12th, 2007
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these fake stories are just worthless
April 12th, 2007
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yea i heard about this
April 12th, 2007
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Hilarious. I looked at the Brad Pitt one first, then this one.
April 12th, 2007
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I was gonna 5 this until you fav'd your own site.
April 12th, 2007
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You don't have to lie for attention, Jgallstar1.
April 13th, 2007
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I 5'd it for that reason and that reason alone.
April 13th, 2007
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f*g
April 12th, 2007
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it needs a funnier song, something like spanish flea or MANAH MANAH!!!
April 12th, 2007
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f*ck that Scientology loving f*ckbag!!!
April 12th, 2007
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OMG i just heard this on the radio
April 12th, 2007
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RIP Oprah Winfrey http://oprahrip.ytmnd.com/
April 12th, 2007
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finally
April 12th, 2007
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Wow. For a second you had my hopes up.
April 12th, 2007
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I wish this were true
April 12th, 2007
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lol death to scientology
April 12th, 2007
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lol I f*cking wish
April 12th, 2007
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Win!
April 12th, 2007
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RIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIP
April 13th, 2007
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April 13th, 2007
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1'd for many reasons. One, Fav'ing your own sites. Two, it's fake. Three, making multiple fake ytmnd's about different actors. Four, having a lot of alts to comment this site. Five, no NEDM.
April 13th, 2007
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MUCH better.
April 13th, 2007
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Glorious day it was April 12th...
April 13th, 2007
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you fail
April 13th, 2007
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lol scientology
April 13th, 2007
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Wow that story has really sh*tty punctuation. It's almost as though some dumbass motherf*cker tried to be funny rather than some journalist writing it.
April 13th, 2007
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noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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http://hubbardlol.ytmnd.com/ you mean that plane??
April 13th, 2007
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i don't care what anyone says..tom cruise is still awesome :)
April 13th, 2007
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Screwing scientology one idiot at a time. It's my job to make sure world peace never comes to pass.
April 13th, 2007
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Too bad this isn't true :( fiving for hope
April 13th, 2007
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I don't think so, Tim. http://everyonerip.ytmnd.com/
April 13th, 2007
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we can only hope and hang in there
April 14th, 2007
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Damn it! Don't joke about stuff like this. I was really hoping that he was dead.
April 14th, 2007
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LMFAO
April 14th, 2007
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the music is a win on its own
April 14th, 2007
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HAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAAH u SUCK! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
April 14th, 2007
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erif rac a ni eid
April 14th, 2007
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It was on BBC. Very sad. =\
April 14th, 2007
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1'd for fake story, you lying f*g.
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I see what you did there.
April 15th, 2007
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f*cking hilarious! nice one!
April 15th, 2007
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Crappy fad.
April 15th, 2007
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1'd for these reasons: Faving your owns site. Having multiple accounts to up vote ur site.
April 15th, 2007
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those guys are f*gs!
April 15th, 2007
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If only it were true...
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If you guys knew anything you'd realize he's gonna get resurrected by Xenu, he IS the Scientology Jesus lol
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also, nice choice of music
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also c*cks
April 15th, 2007
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YAY
April 16th, 2007
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this fad sucks
April 16th, 2007
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lolo Xenu killed him
April 16th, 2007
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I thought he ddeserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell! - Quote from Dave Chapelle, who sucks.
April 16th, 2007
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funny
April 16th, 2007
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He will never be missed...even to the eyes of his religion XD ...Need PTKFGS.
April 20th, 2007
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His thetans will rest in peace, while his soul will seriously piss them off.
April 20th, 2007
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will someone pwn his sorry *ss already?
April 20th, 2007
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Good night sweet prince...
April 20th, 2007
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Damn i wish this was real
April 20th, 2007
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this made me fukken lol