Raptor Jesus is coming!
Created on: December 21st, 2006
Raptor Jesus is coming!
Robomonkey 
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It's Raptor Jesus' Second coming!
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A saviour is born YTMND, Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Ca

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Largemidget
December 21st, 2006
9:50:56 AM CST
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raptor jesus ftw
MAS
December 21st, 2006
10:09:58 AM CST
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5 stars, good catch! :-)
fearcondom
December 21st, 2006
10:24:49 AM CST
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i love it, but unfortunately i think this YTMND has been done already yesterday
enter
December 21st, 2006
10:26:17 AM CST
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i like the tie into the raptor jesus thread
Llazy
December 21st, 2006
10:34:56 AM CST
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Very nice!
lilsis
December 21st, 2006
11:14:51 AM CST
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o_O
SonOfPrince
December 21st, 2006
11:33:32 AM CST
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Dragon Jesus!
Raptor37
December 21st, 2006
11:43:05 AM CST
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I'll give you a five if you get rid of that Paintwork. It would be fine without it.
munkeypants
December 21st, 2006
11:43:28 AM CST
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aye remove the paint
omgersh
December 21st, 2006
11:52:09 AM CST
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your the fourth person to submit this... only the other ones didnt have the wonderful MSpaint work.
FuzzyDuck
December 21st, 2006
11:57:15 AM CST
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I just read about this, and instantly thought, "this has got to be a YTMND."
Robomonkey
December 21st, 2006
12:15:07 PM CST
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Okay, MSPaint work removed due to popular demand. kthxstfubai
Abel2
December 21st, 2006
12:18:40 PM CST
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I saw this story today and thought the exact same thing....RAPTOR JESUS IS HERE!!!
Bludshot
December 21st, 2006
12:39:44 PM CST
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Raptor Jesus is about to be YTMNDified for the next week.
NateVonSocks
December 21st, 2006
12:40:00 PM CST
(0)
Finally...
Raptor37
December 21st, 2006
1:07:11 PM CST
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Okay, now you get a 5
Infammo
December 21st, 2006
1:23:39 PM CST
(0)
I already made this ytmnd. =/
munkeypants
December 21st, 2006
1:30:16 PM CST
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move the text
AEnemia
December 21st, 2006
2:09:45 PM CST
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RAPTOR JESUS!
duckedtapedemon
December 21st, 2006
2:16:56 PM CST
(0)
done before
Sylvester
December 21st, 2006
2:41:12 PM CST
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been done
Econojon
December 21st, 2006
2:46:58 PM CST
(0)
PLEASE, PLEASE MOVE TEXT TO SECOND LINE!!!!!! CAN'T READ TITLE!!!
wisdumcube
December 21st, 2006
3:24:11 PM CST
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Already been done
yoda-spleen
December 21st, 2006
4:00:26 PM CST
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all hail raptor jesus (jk moses)
Cassio
December 21st, 2006
4:07:33 PM CST
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Been done. liks yesterday, but still.
NESchampion
December 21st, 2006
4:18:37 PM CST
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RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
Oback
December 21st, 2006
4:25:18 PM CST
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its been done
pkilla87
December 21st, 2006
4:32:55 PM CST
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Woodland Critter Christmas?
Mnm1002
December 21st, 2006
4:42:01 PM CST
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why can no one see this was done already
RockMyDukakis
December 21st, 2006
4:48:57 PM CST
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Drac39
December 21st, 2006
4:51:40 PM CST
(0)
Hallejuah!
noble8301
December 21st, 2006
4:53:16 PM CST
(0)
fix the loop
RonaldoMcDonaldo
December 21st, 2006
5:32:53 PM CST
(0)
RAPTOR JESUS!!!! WOOT!
Tingling
December 21st, 2006
5:44:22 PM CST
(0)
Wtf already posted
Mnm1002
December 21st, 2006
5:44:25 PM CST
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omg get off up and coming, look at top viewed people
Sava
December 21st, 2006
5:46:47 PM CST
(0)
Winrar.
OMGMyHairsOnFire
December 21st, 2006
5:53:19 PM CST
(0)
OMG UPVOTE
cc21
December 21st, 2006
5:59:03 PM CST
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Haha, i read this in the newspaper,good tie to raptor jesus
haruspex
December 21st, 2006
6:17:31 PM CST
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raptorjesus saves. saves you for dinner, that is.
RogueFox
December 21st, 2006
6:34:40 PM CST
(0)
Sh*t.
DrWario87
December 21st, 2006
6:48:23 PM CST
(0)
rofl upvote
nugget
December 21st, 2006
6:51:32 PM CST
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F, Pointless.
Azzurus
December 21st, 2006
6:56:20 PM CST
(0)
it...is time.
thaEdderz
December 21st, 2006
7:01:48 PM CST
(0)
f*ck you.
senatorjohnmccain
December 21st, 2006
7:05:31 PM CST
(0)
Already f*cking been done *ssh*le
eric5150
December 21st, 2006
7:11:57 PM CST
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been done. like, 20 times
spookymilo
December 21st, 2006
7:25:21 PM CST
(0)
wouldn't it be komodo jesus?
rqoi
December 21st, 2006
7:35:18 PM CST
(0)
Already done
Humphro
December 21st, 2006
8:05:08 PM CST
(0)
Dragon Jesus is coming!
IanS3004
December 21st, 2006
8:09:39 PM CST
(0)
lol. Also, I love this music
Garithos
December 21st, 2006
8:32:04 PM CST
(0)
This was literally done yesterday.
ilvryk
December 21st, 2006
9:07:08 PM CST
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Hattusa
December 21st, 2006
9:20:15 PM CST
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It's a Christmas miracle!
Hattusa
December 21st, 2006
9:20:59 PM CST
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(If you ignore all that science stuff)
Babyeater
December 21st, 2006
9:53:34 PM CST
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Oh sh*t, im glad i kept reading. It was about a 4 with the idea, but the fact that theyll be born around christmas is trippy. 5
pberg
December 21st, 2006
10:44:37 PM CST
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repent? don't you mean... serpent? harharharharharharharharharharharharhar
Sahrin
December 21st, 2006
11:18:33 PM CST
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It's the rapture! Raptor Jesus FTW!
Bob-the-Builder
December 21st, 2006
11:19:04 PM CST
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tHE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
ColdStone
December 21st, 2006
11:30:52 PM CST
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Can't 5 because the text blocks the name of the story.
Twilightfan
December 21st, 2006
11:58:23 PM CST
(0)
OH SHI-
jimmyjamesbobx
December 22nd, 2006
12:35:41 AM CST
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Raptor Jesus will die for our sins to save our souls! All kneel before his scaley holiness!
IAB
December 22nd, 2006
1:03:24 AM CST
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061220/ap_on_sc/virgin_dragon ZoMG!ZZZzz
PVDH
December 22nd, 2006
1:19:42 AM CST
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RUN
rushour
December 22nd, 2006
1:28:13 AM CST
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wow if thats real its his second comming GLORY to Raptor!
BodilyOddity
December 22nd, 2006
1:38:12 AM CST
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Done yesterday.
JThundley
December 22nd, 2006
2:42:10 AM CST
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8 stars I want to give you my intertubes and fallopian tublets.
warlock55
December 22nd, 2006
2:54:42 AM CST
(0)
nice
horribleaccidenttron
December 22nd, 2006
2:59:13 AM CST
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5'd cuz ya beat me to the punch! Also because thats really f*ckin' neat! The Prophecy is fulfilling itself!
LordTanis
December 22nd, 2006
6:05:58 AM CST
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text is in the way
once-a-pawn
December 22nd, 2006
6:19:00 AM CST
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I am glad you got rid of the text painted on there!!!
CrimsonKing
December 22nd, 2006
7:06:11 AM CST
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hahahahahaha win
Dimitria
December 22nd, 2006
9:18:21 AM CST
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I was totally going to do this yesterday.....then I forgot, lol.
Masteronin
December 22nd, 2006
9:43:01 AM CST
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Lol, read about it in the news, but I didn't think of Raptor Jesus. XD
ChickenOfDoom
December 22nd, 2006
9:45:27 AM CST
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That's good
truemornings
December 22nd, 2006
10:06:18 AM CST
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RAPTOR JESUS I LOVE THEE.
boss1000
December 22nd, 2006
11:57:50 AM CST
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There will be MULTIPLE raptor Jesi.
PMSQueen
December 22nd, 2006
12:14:29 PM CST
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See mary's body could have found another way to get pregnant. she had both male and female parts and fertilized herself. Therefore she wouldn't had to have sex with a male because she already had the parts for it. Alright figured out the "virgin birth" thing.
Abdiel
December 22nd, 2006
12:43:36 PM CST
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he killed for our sins.
a-team
December 22nd, 2006
1:51:01 PM CST
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immaculate conception
sup3r-m4rio
December 22nd, 2006
2:00:56 PM CST
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PinkUniscorn
December 22nd, 2006
2:21:45 PM CST
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jus cuz i hate nugget
renegade64
December 22nd, 2006
2:25:05 PM CST
(0)
on this night on this night on this merry christmas night on this night on this night on this merry christmas night on this night on this night on this merry christmas night on this night on this night on this merry christmas night
Midvalley
December 22nd, 2006
2:51:38 PM CST
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ROFL I read about this; it's supposedly a survival mechanism that may have actually developed as an evolutionary result.
track
December 22nd, 2006
3:00:01 PM CST
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LOLOLOLOL
kabal128
December 22nd, 2006
3:11:36 PM CST
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REPENT!
sadmac
December 22nd, 2006
3:23:57 PM CST
(0)
lol raptorjesus
Miscreant
December 22nd, 2006
3:30:47 PM CST
(0)
I will welcome our new lord!
evildead8907
December 22nd, 2006
3:50:57 PM CST
(0)
You cant f*cking see the headline dumbsh*t
templar
December 22nd, 2006
3:54:02 PM CST
(0)
Nice find.
Phoojoeniam
December 22nd, 2006
4:07:01 PM CST
(0)
We're doomed...
Robomonkey
December 22nd, 2006
4:53:09 PM CST
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K, I moved the text down.
sanoadono
December 22nd, 2006
5:13:38 PM CST
(0)
HAHAHAHA the raptor soundzzz
FiveMinutesAlone
December 22nd, 2006
5:39:55 PM CST
(0)
LOL
Stonen
December 22nd, 2006
5:52:16 PM CST
(0)
lol
Obsoleet
December 22nd, 2006
5:58:04 PM CST
(0)
It's a sign! D:
Zorieon
December 22nd, 2006
6:11:30 PM CST
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Look at the 3rd paragraph... they freaking reference Jurassic Park. OUR SAVIOR IS COMING!!
TheRogueMexican
December 22nd, 2006
7:06:50 PM CST
(0)
RAPTOR JESUS IS COMING!
SSJTOM
December 22nd, 2006
9:53:43 PM CST
(0)
D:
Pacific-PanDeist
December 22nd, 2006
10:30:03 PM CST
(0)
praise you, Raptor Jesus!!
insanityinc
December 22nd, 2006
11:54:48 PM CST
(0)
Better start looking busy
Crazyhomer87
December 23rd, 2006
12:20:55 AM CST
(0)
I bet the creator will do anything for a better rating.
agentstinky
December 23rd, 2006
2:55:13 AM CST
(0)
OH SHI-