Verizon Fails at Math (long)
Created on: December 9th, 2006
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Frenchbread: seriously...it's pennies to dollars. If you can't do that simple of a conversion you're pretty much worthless in our society. Hell, even McDonalds cashiers can do that. If you're the manager of a company like Verizon you should damn well have learned this stuff, and indeed much more complex stuff. At the least I'd say you should be able to do some basic linear analysis and know your PPV curves. They should go Old Yeller on these people.
Apparently no one can handle converting pennies to dollars. 1/500 of a dollar does not equal 1/500 of a cent. Clearly, that's just his opinion right? He should have asked to speak with a manager, because I certainly would not have dealt with two numbskulls who think 1/500 of a penny and 1/500 of a dollar are the same. Ugh, stoopit peepolz!
I'm wondering what exactly you are dowloading that would equal 71 dollars (or 71 cents) worth of data? (On a CELL phone)
It's hilarious that they make this mistake
But at the same time - it's not really fair to hate them for it (not that you are, but some idiot is going to come away from this and say "Verizon is t3h evil cop0oration ruining the world with golden showers"
LMFAO WOW what a buncha IDIOTS. I wanted to SCREAM aand throw sh*t when i heard this. LOL. "I'm not a mathematician" USE A CALCULATOR. Cent, as in 1/100th of something, this case being a dollar. 1 Dollar = 100 pennies, JESUS christ. and for the c*ckf*g that said "They are human" THEY HAVE COMPUTERS. and c'mon now, its a Dollar, everyone knows 100 pennies in a dollar, and how to f*cking divide, sh*t use a calculator. WOW this just got me so angry at Verizon lmfao
"Now that you've acknowledged this has been done, how about deleting this site." Though we both used the same 27 minutes of audio as our source, we edited it differently. I didn't just take his stuff and repost it. I'm not taking it down because we both found it worth putting on ytmnd. People who want to downvote this site and upvote that site that got there first can and should do so.
"I'm not taking it down because we both found it worth putting on ytmnd." And here's the problem with YTMNDers lately. They think anything they find funny on the web should be show cased here. This is where you create the funny material, not take it from another sites. This site and everyone giving it five is what's ruining YTMND lately.
" This is where you create the funny material, not take it from another sites." Personally, I consider editing 30 minutes of material down to a coherent 3 minutes to be a creative act (althouth perhaps minimally so). If someone with mad songmaking or gif skills decides to give this the full treatement, I'll be giving them 5*s, but I did the best with the meager talents I have, and you're welcome to 1* my meager talents.
Not only is this a repost (and the author knows it and still didn't take it down), this isn's even remotely funny, clever, or original. Sites like these require absolutely no talent, thought, or hard work. The only Sites like these need to go away. This is the same as that stupid telemarketer site we all hate so much. Sites like these ruin YTMND. The people who make these sites should just get together and form their own YTMND knock off like TelemarketersRUs.com or something.
doing this kind of thing, remember this dude just made 10 bucks pissing
around with your sorry *ss doing nothing. I understand this isn't your clip
and I'm not directing this to you pilcrow, but to anyone who gets joy out
of this. Seriously stop and think. There's some funny ways to f*ck with 'em
sure, but they get paid the same either way. Unless they are paid on
commision, then f*ck those losers, f*ck with them all you want.
Bwahahahaahaa.
Up until a few months ago I used verizon DSL and were very happy with them. Until, that is, they said to me, "debit cards" are not allowed for payment. So I called them up and spoke to a rep and told them that's how I was paying for three years and she said, "well that must have been an error". An error three years in the running? F*cking morons. Meanwhile they are accepting debit payments if you pay the full year. Screw them. I dropped them and am using Wifi for free access now.
Inital conversion data isn't clearly justified. Meaning, does Verizon charge 1/5 cents per Kb or 1/500 cents per Kb? I will assume Verizion charges 1/5 cents per Kb, in which case you owe $71.79 However the phone representive quoted the rate at 1/500 cents per Kb. You could argue that you were falsely charged by rates based on this phone conversation. However, if you previously agreed to a phone plan through Verizon where the flat rate was 1/5 cents per kB, despite whatever they quote, you owe $71.79
Just delete this for the love of god! This is as Narvish as the Tom Mabe Site! I know this site is viewhacked and hotlinked just like HTPAT is! This is really sad what YTMND is becoming, come on recorded phone calls? This is not what YTMND is about! This is not funny this is stupid. Looks like all hell is going to break loose.
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