My c*ck's name is Tsunami, so this one time I skeeted so hard off the coast of New Orleans that it covered the city in my man sauce and killed hundreds.

UBERHAX0R111

October 15th, 2006

5:39:58 PM CDT

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Another time I was blasting my baby making formula all over the place when suddenly a crowd of femenist protestors came up the street, and I blasted all of them away with my splooge and left all of them mangled and crippled for the rest of their lives

UBERHAX0R111

October 15th, 2006

5:44:25 PM CDT

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This one time I was shooting gallons of penile fluid out of my man beef when Chuck Norris, Maddox, and Vin Diesel all came out to challenge me to a skeeting contest, I accepted the challenge. Vin diesel hit saturn, Maddox hit an asteroid at the edge of the milky way galaxy, and Chuck Norris hit god in the face, then I came up with my mighty yogurt cannon and blew away all of the planets in the universe, destroyed heaven and got all of the females on earth pregnant, thats why it rains, it's not water kids.

Istas

October 15th, 2006

6:59:11 PM CDT

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Here's to break the comment streak. C*cks and whales ftw.