He Forgot Something
Created on: October 12th, 2006
No offence to Whetstone intended; someone had to do this. This was posted so we could reflect on Jesus suffering and dying for us. Music: Truce @ freeplaymusic YTMND Images: colorit.ytmnd.com, bahsheep.ytmnd.com
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Seeing YTMND and how it has become pretty much, a microcosm of the world and it's people, it's pretty scary, realistic, and hits you in the face just like that. It looks like people who talk about Christ get downvoted and insulted, and even the creator of this damn site doesn't even want these users who make Christian YTMNDs on it. 5 for Polend.
[A peasant mother points to a cross.] "Children, look there! The Man who hangs on the Cross was one of the greatest enemies of the Jews of all time. He knew the Jews in all their corruption and meanness... Because this Man knew the Jews, because He proclaimed the truth to the world, he had to die. Hence the Jews murdered Him. ...And in a similar way they have killed many others who had the courage to tell the truth about the Jews. Always remember these things, children. When you see the Cross, think of the terrible murder by the Jews on Golgotha."
You bring up an excellent point; God's love for us made flesh and bone, nailed to a cross for our transgressions past and future. It saddens me that religious ytmnds are getting so much flak, and as much as I wish ytmnd wasn't the location of this battle (given the ytmnd community's predisposition towards hatred and flaming vs rational debate resulting in a "he who shouts loudest wins" scenario) thank you for posting this.
Guys, guys, can't we all just agree on the one thing that's most important here?
I'm Jesus. Reincarnation or something. Yeah, way. I know, I didn't believe it either, but then one day God popped up in my living room and was all like, "Hey, man, you're f***ing Jesus Christ." At first I thought he meant I was gay, but nope, turns out he wasn't being literal. Mysterious ways, I tells ya!
he started walking so i followed him, we walked behin the gorilla exhibit
and then he opened the door and went inside.
`do i still have to follow you?' i whispered fearfully
i was starting to get scared.
`come in here' he yelled after me.
`o o o ok' i told him.
So i went in, and there he was standing next to the biggest gorilla i have
ever seen.
`this is bob' he told me
`you are gonna be bobs partner for the night' he said smiling.
I couldnt scream and he was mouth f*cking me, seconds later i felt the
gorilla jump on my back and he was humping my butt i prayed that he kept
missing but to my utter horror he got in on the 25 th try, god it hurt,
they kept pumping me and soon bob was moaning or something it sounded alot
like a deep growling,
then i noticed that my butt didnt hurt as much in
fact it started to feel really good, then all of a sudden i felt the huge
dick in my butt shudder as it let out galloons of stuff into my butt,
moments later the zoo keeper erupted in my mouth, i fell asleep.
The next mouring i woke up.
`what a weird dream' i told myself
then to my utter dismay and joy i saw that i was in the zoo and the gorilla
was cuddled up next to me, i knew that the zoo would be more fun from now
on.
Jesus was more a political/revolutionary figure than anything. The story that he was divine, the son of a god, and "died for our sins", is a myth. While there is truth in the sources of myth (his wisdom, his compassion), his divinity is a fantasy. This is unfortunate, as Jesus had many great things to say and to be learned from. It's a tragedy that he has been so mythologized, and so much harm done in his name.
Points for granduer and attempting to integrate YTMND fads in evangelism.
Negative points for joining the debate, attemping to integrate YTMND fads into evangelism, and for citing Isaiah. I can only assume my fellow Religious Studies and possible some Jewish ytmnd'ers have ripped that passage a new one, or will shortly. Heck, I'll do it myself it I have to.
Oh, what was I thinking? People that aren't ignorant f*cks or 5 starring believers apparently don't bother posting on YTMND. Witness DerCreep, who manages to be both. Anyway, while the passage from Isaiah is about the "Messiah" that doesn't mean it's about Jesus. It never says "there'll be this cat named Jesus." It refers to the child of the virgin (or simply young woman) -- Emmanuel, he's called -- who will save Israel. Yes, I realize that this post makes me a pretentious asshat. I'm okay with that.
Best of the religeous sites so far, at least you remembered what YTMND is supposed to do. Dosn't convince me but I must say it is a much better try than the others. It didn't try the lololololololol you guys sucksorz, believe in da lordz. That being said, prophecy is bunk. Say that some figure will rise, some kingdom will fall, some set of circumstances will happen and eventually it will. People ignore the million misses by that prophet, and the things that are inconsistent and focus on the one good hit.
"It saddens me
that religious ytmnds are getting so much flak, and as much as I wish ytmnd
wasn't the location of this battle (given the ytmnd community's
predisposition towards hatred and flaming vs rational debate resulting in a
"he who shouts loudest wins" scenario) thank you for posting this." Religious ytmnds are not getting flak in the way you are insinuating. Evangelical Christian ytmnds are and will until someone kills us all. Stop evangelizing you ignorant pieces of sh*t.
Note the use of harsh language. It's the only thing that you sensationalists seem to listen to. The new "enlightenment" going on right now is nothing more than presenting a watered down and sensationalized version of the accounts in the bible in order to obtain mass appeal rather than elicit honest thought. People go to bible studies to study selections of the bible. I could convince you that the world was flat if I were allowed to leave out the glaring inconsistencies with the view. Ignorance is not best.
Nobody is allowed to die for my sins without my permission. I don't pass the buck to anyone, especially not one who's been dead for 2000 years. Also, he died for a relative notion, which is to say that, to most people, he died for nothing. I don't believe in sin because I don't believe in God's Law, so he died for nothing. Also, that his intentions were to die for your sins is a highly debatable contention... more than likely tacked on after the fact. Fables =/= fact.
oh quit whining, i'm sick of you people, christians and atheists alike, posting their bullsh*t here. Take your religious war elsewhere, we don't want the beliefs of either side imposed on us. *whiny voice* but but, i want to save the lost souls...well if they don't wanna be saved, they don't, f*ck them! *whiny voice from other side* but but, i want to prove my point that there isn't a god...well then take it elsewhere. YTMND is not the place for a religious debate, let alone the right medium.
When I first started watchthing this I thought to myself "wow this person has no clue how Poland ytmnd's are supposed to be" and then it just cut to pictures of jesus with text in the background and foreground that you copied and pasted every which way saying how horrible it is that not everyone believes the same as you. I am not against religion, many of my friends are strong Christians but it's pretty ignorant and self-righteous. Do you really think this will do anything but badly represent your religion?
Yunno, it wouldn't be so bad if these things were just submitted like normal ytmnds, subject to star ranking like everyone else. Then they'd (rightly) never see the light of day. But I'm sick of seeing sh*tty sites propped up by obscene donatings, and I'm sick of being preached at on a site that's supposed to be about entertainment. I really do hope Max follows through with his threat and kills these things at the root, at least the sponsored ones.
"The sad truth is, I know this doesn’t have the power to convert anyone.
Jesus is the only one whom can call on his chosen ones, they know the voice
of their shepherd. It is my hope that this message open their hearts to
him, so they may listen and begin trusting in their Lord." I know Jesus as well as you know him, which is to say not at all. Don't be such a pompous ass. It's called faith for a reason: The complete lack of reason. Soren Kierkegaard would call you an asshat, and I'd agree with him.
"My goal was to present Jesus to YTMND in a touching way so people would
think about him seriously. I agree with some of the Calvinist doctrine,
but not all." Next time, don't. We don't care about your opinions, you aren't going to touch anyone by giving them some carrot on a stick to the afterlife, and the only ones who are going to be touched as a result of this are the kids that start going to church and having relations with their priests.
Also, I'm not sure how appropriate it is to super-impose cartoon characters alongside images of Christ. Is that what Christians do nowadays to get kids to stay interested in the messiah?
The worst one of all is combining that racist "n*gg* stole my ____" fad next to a bloody and emaciated Jesus. I guess it takes an atheist to be offended by this ridiculousness.
"I guess it takes an atheist to be offended by this
ridiculousness." I don't believe in being offended, but I laugh at how easy it is to discredit everything these fundamentalists do. All you have to do is let them do their thing, and then restate their own points, in their own words. They always end up being self-defeating.
+4 for the same reasons Lat & Bakkarosa gave you a 4 and for this having a unique sense of dramatic timing, -1 for suggesting that by rejecting whetstone's sites people are rejecting Christ in general,-1 for self-sponsorship for the purposes of serious evangelism. Enough already. The following is a prime example of what a Jesus YTMND should be, lest we all forget: http://jesus5000.ytmnd.com/
Internet could be, but isn't the best venue for religious beliefs. Particularly not YTMND. I believe Christ exists, and that all the things said in this YTMND are valid. I don't expect others to believe it though. And while those claiming to be acting in his name have done horrible things in the past, there's nothing wrong with Christ's message of peace and love of everyone. I don't see why some people have to hate the idea of him so much. Oh well.
These need to stop. There's a time and place for everything, and YTMND is not the place for religious preaching. I hope max follows through and bans religious YTMNDs. This is a privatly owned site, and just like any private entity, max has the right to refuse admittance or service.. freedom of speech doesn't apply.
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