Lee Kaplan: King of Douche
Created on: August 8th, 2006
Lee Kaplan: King of Douche
PLEASE READ http://www.ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=45 if you dont get it. obvious, but i just had to.

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August 8th, 2006
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lol crown of shame
August 8th, 2006
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Douche.
August 8th, 2006
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this is gonna be the lamest war ever
August 8th, 2006
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its not a war. its a slaughter.
August 8th, 2006
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Haha Douuuuuchebaggggg
August 8th, 2006
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EPIC LEE OL
August 8th, 2006
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ZZZZZZzZZzZzZzZzZz Said a wasp
August 8th, 2006
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5'd because im a fan of yours, but not this site ;D
August 8th, 2006
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Suddenly, I love you again.
August 8th, 2006
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LOL
August 8th, 2006
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Ahahahha.
August 8th, 2006
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The weird insect voice saying LEEEEEE KAPLAN is going to haunt my nightmares.
August 8th, 2006
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works for me! love your "gay" sites
August 8th, 2006
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Lol
August 8th, 2006
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lol@that douche.
August 8th, 2006
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lol
August 8th, 2006
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lol!
August 8th, 2006
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again...
August 8th, 2006
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that'sa spicy meet-aball!
August 8th, 2006
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Only because I love these sites.
August 8th, 2006
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amen to that.
August 8th, 2006
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Man, this guy is a giant douche! And I don't even know who he is! 5'd.
August 8th, 2006
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That was a Douchegasm.
August 8th, 2006
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WINNAR!
August 8th, 2006
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people must not be making many sites if this is #3 for the day. 4.5 rounded up.
August 8th, 2006
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Holy f*ck, it seems something has finally unified the YTMND community.
August 8th, 2006
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YOU. ARE. A. DOUCHE.
August 8th, 2006
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lol, theatrical photo
August 8th, 2006
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Owned.
August 8th, 2006
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Yes!
August 8th, 2006
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You are a douche /leeee kaplinnnn/ DOUCHEBAAAAAAAG You are a douche /leeee kaplinnnn/ DOUCHEBAAAAAAAG You are a douche You are a douche You are a douche You are a douche You are a douche You are a douche You...are...a...douche
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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The song is strangely hypnotic. 5'd
August 8th, 2006
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lllllllllllllllllllol
August 8th, 2006
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DOUCHETMND
August 8th, 2006
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"Delete this, I'm a douchebag." me too
August 8th, 2006
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LOL. God, what a douchebag.
August 8th, 2006
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douchetastic
August 8th, 2006
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This is a song about Karen not this Kaplan man :cp
August 8th, 2006
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yee haw
August 8th, 2006
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooh sitsu u rock
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Hahaha...that guy's going to really be pissed off now...
August 8th, 2006
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5 for truth. Also http://frontpagemag.com/Articles/authors.asp?ID=2106 c*cks.
August 8th, 2006
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5 for the hillarious song
August 8th, 2006
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This is just beautiful.
August 8th, 2006
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wow this sh*ts funny. I laffed.
August 8th, 2006
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this is douchetastic
August 8th, 2006
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That falsetto. 5.
August 8th, 2006
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lol @ "anti-Israel activists"
August 8th, 2006
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Lee_Kaplan contrib if you please
August 8th, 2006
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Another person who cannot take a joke.
August 8th, 2006
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lol this should piss him off.
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THAT'S QUACKTASTIC!
August 8th, 2006
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wow. this hit top rated. and now the downvoting begins. it was fun guys :P
August 8th, 2006
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"You are a *single syllable epithet (one beat)*, *four beats reiterating the previously mentioned epithet*
August 8th, 2006
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OMG HE SHOOTS HE SCORES! haha good job takin advantage of that newsletter hahaha
August 8th, 2006
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I usually downvote most of your sites, but I actually really like this one.
August 8th, 2006
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You. Are. A. Genius.
August 8th, 2006
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zomg wowzerzzzz!!!!1
August 8th, 2006
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HALL. OF. FAME. NOW.
August 8th, 2006
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Congrats on top 5
August 8th, 2006
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I don't know what compels me to vote a five on this...
August 8th, 2006
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lol nice site
August 8th, 2006
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haha this is way better than the Wolfson one
August 8th, 2006
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lol
August 8th, 2006
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Vote changed to 5 because I lengthened the song to loop 10 times and then added it to my iPod, very nice
August 8th, 2006
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thanks all for extending his reign just a little while longer. LONG LIVE THE KING!
August 8th, 2006
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
August 8th, 2006
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Long Live The King
August 8th, 2006
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
August 8th, 2006
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Douuuuccccchhhhhhhhebaaaaaaag!
August 8th, 2006
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LONG LIVE THE KING!
August 8th, 2006
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I wonder if this is the same Kaplan related to one of the head game designers for WoW. Bet all the WoW haters will agree to this.
August 8th, 2006
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(Kaplan is like one of the most common last names in America.)
August 8th, 2006
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haha!
August 8th, 2006
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move to the beat, douche!
August 8th, 2006
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Yay!
August 8th, 2006
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rofl. he is going to get so pissed.
August 8th, 2006
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I HATE him!
August 8th, 2006
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This "fad" or the two "You are a.." YTMNDs are hilarious.
August 8th, 2006
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LOL douchebaaaaaaag
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oK i lol'd.
August 8th, 2006
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So sue me douche.
August 8th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan? Moar like Lee Kaplowned, amirite?
August 8th, 2006
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Needs a YTDND (You're the douche now, dog) watermark
August 8th, 2006
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OMFG LOL
August 9th, 2006
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Question: Is "Douche" an example of onomatopoeia?
August 9th, 2006
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What a douche.
August 9th, 2006
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Win! He is a douchebag, Mr. T pitty da fool that threatens Max.
August 9th, 2006
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LOL!
August 9th, 2006
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Hilarious. Doooooooouchebaaaaaaag...
August 9th, 2006
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lol that guy got pwned
August 9th, 2006
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doouuuchebaaaggg
August 9th, 2006
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I want to downvote this sorry.
August 9th, 2006
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Internet: $40/month, Photoshop: $649, Telling it like it is to the douchebags of the world: Priceless. 5.
August 9th, 2006
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YTMNDOUCHE!
August 9th, 2006
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Another classic.
August 9th, 2006
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HAY YEW KENT SAI THES THIGNS ABOOT MI ON TEH INTERNTES. ALSO, NOT A DOUCHE.
August 9th, 2006
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can we have children
August 9th, 2006
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Somehow I knew this was a Sitsu without looking.
August 9th, 2006
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Who is this?
August 9th, 2006
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The sound is wonderful. 5.
August 9th, 2006
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Who is this guy? The site itself is still sh*t but I can't really vote unless I know who it is. Nobody never said I wasn't fair.
August 9th, 2006
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douche!
August 9th, 2006
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Normally not really worth a 5, but... SUCK IT YA DOUCHE!
August 9th, 2006
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I actually syncs up pretty well with the image, even though it's not supposed to
August 9th, 2006
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funny, AND educational.
August 9th, 2006
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I must confess, this is pretty freaking funny. The audio edit warrants a 5. Nicely done.
August 9th, 2006
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what's that even mean? "douche" oh wow please don't call me that!! oh noes whatever shall i doooo!?!!?
August 9th, 2006
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omg so funny! much better then my idea lol +5
August 9th, 2006
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ur voice is funny
August 9th, 2006
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WIN yeah Max's Armies > The King of Douche's Family Lawyers
August 9th, 2006
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"what's that even mean? "douche"" What a loser. Also this is funny sh*t!
August 9th, 2006
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5 for improving on the original and giving me that not-so-fresh feeling.
August 9th, 2006
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music... is... so... hypnotic...
August 9th, 2006
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witty, clever AND funny ...NOT
August 9th, 2006
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witty, clever AND funny
August 9th, 2006
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Nice Crown.
August 9th, 2006
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DOOOOOSH-BAAAAAAG!!!!!!
August 9th, 2006
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I love you, sitsu. Do you love me? Circle Yes or No.
August 9th, 2006
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rofl
August 9th, 2006
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douuuuuche baaaaaag!
August 9th, 2006
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Wear that crown with pride, douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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You guys are pathetic. "whahahaha douche lolololol!" I can imagine the scores of nerds with highpitched nasal voices calling people lame sh*t like this.
August 9th, 2006
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huh?
August 9th, 2006
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That is a funny song. The email bit in the description was pretty funny as well. However, I still don't know who the hell Lee Kaplan is.
August 9th, 2006
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oops I think I forgot the 5
August 9th, 2006
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the glory
August 9th, 2006
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I find it funny when people don't get it.
August 9th, 2006
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O. M. F. G. F. I. V. E.
August 9th, 2006
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I actually lol'd. It's the way you say douche :p
August 9th, 2006
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I'm putting this on my Ipod
August 9th, 2006
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I had a friend named Lee. He cast a spell A SPELL ON MEEEEE.
August 9th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan is a douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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lol
August 9th, 2006
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Oh my god. XD Winwinwinwinwinwinwin
August 9th, 2006
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SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
August 9th, 2006
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DubbaEwwTeeEff: This one time I tried waxing my pubes, but I had an alergic reaction to the wax, and my balls swelled to the size of pumpkins. So to answer your question, I don't know.
August 9th, 2006
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He is a douche.
August 9th, 2006
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Anybody emailed him this link yet?
August 9th, 2006
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I like how people upvote your sh*tty sites only because you have a reputation for making a couple of truely good ones.
August 9th, 2006
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^There's a difference between that and liking someone's style. Anyway, there goes top 5...
August 9th, 2006
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can we get a f*g one too? :D
August 9th, 2006
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+1 for insect voice
August 9th, 2006
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sitsu your a god at ytmnd... lol
August 9th, 2006
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Mr-One you moron, if anything - people are upvoting this one out of blind allegience to YTMND
August 9th, 2006
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lol, "Please respiond to this in writing"
August 9th, 2006
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rofl internet demands
August 9th, 2006
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I lol'd, bag of douche!
August 9th, 2006
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is that wolfsons hat?
August 9th, 2006
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AHAH i love the sound file
August 9th, 2006
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5'd because he is a total douche
August 9th, 2006
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i upvote because MasterSitsu's voice gives me a semi-chub
August 9th, 2006
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Now, let's not make this into a fad.
August 9th, 2006
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Douchetastic.
August 9th, 2006
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Sitsu does it again!
August 9th, 2006
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holy sh*t! hilarious!
August 9th, 2006
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Is this the beginning of YTMNDOUCHE?
August 9th, 2006
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he had it coming really didn't he. Idiot submitting a delete request in the manner he did. douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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you are douche...lee kaplan... DOUCHEBAGGGG
August 9th, 2006
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rofl!!!
August 9th, 2006
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I DEMAND MORE LEE KAPLAN DOUCHE BAG YTMNDS!
August 9th, 2006
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my preferred douchebag definition: An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.
August 9th, 2006
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Douuuuuchebaggggg
August 9th, 2006
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lol, this is damn good.
August 9th, 2006
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wow i can imagine him checking this site to see if his site got deleted...and seeing this
August 9th, 2006
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NOW I USUALLY HATE MASTERSITSU BUT THIS ONE IS QUITE A F*CKING LOSS RIGHT HERE MASTERSITSU IS A F*CKING DOUCHE IF I COULD GO LOWER THAN ZERO I WOULD YOU DOUCHEBAG
August 9th, 2006
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WUTT WUZZ DAT I DIDNT HEAR YOU ITS AWFUL LOUD IN HERE SPEAK UP
August 9th, 2006
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lol what a douchebag indeed
August 9th, 2006
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It's not a war, it's a murder... It's not a war, it's a muwdah
August 9th, 2006
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OMGWTFPWNTLAZERSPEWPEWPEWCAPSLOCK
August 9th, 2006
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lol, he brought this one on himself.
August 9th, 2006
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Loved it.
August 9th, 2006
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Vick is a regular Lee Kaplin.
August 9th, 2006
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So douchey.
August 9th, 2006
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hey can you explain this or give me a link of an article or something... what happened? then ill (up)vote you mostlikely because this is hilarious, but yeah i'm not gonna do it out of "blind allegiance to ytmnd" p.s. sitsu rocks.
August 9th, 2006
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i fully endourse any lee kaplan douche sites
August 9th, 2006
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Well i have no idea who this guy is and i'm too lazy to look it up ^^.. 5 anyways because he kinda LOOKS like a retard
August 9th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan: I AM NOT A DOIUCHE!!! NOT A DOIUCHEBAG!! :(
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I love this music.
August 9th, 2006
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douchetastic FTW
August 9th, 2006
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... I love you. I was waiting for somebody to do this, and nobody could have pulled it off better than you.
August 9th, 2006
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That face looks like it's sucked a whole lot of c*ck.
August 9th, 2006
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What about "Douchef*g" for this one?
August 9th, 2006
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These sites are always way funnier than they have any right to be.
August 9th, 2006
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music is amazing. ytmnd was made for stuff like this
August 9th, 2006
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That song is awesome. The cheesy flipping picture tops it all off.
August 9th, 2006
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Sitsu,you've done it again,sir.
August 9th, 2006
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***** for the song
August 9th, 2006
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YOU'RE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU
August 9th, 2006
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Sitsu = King of the Internets!
August 9th, 2006
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he's an inveistegator!!! DDDDOOoooouchebag!
August 9th, 2006
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ahah
August 9th, 2006
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i like it
August 9th, 2006
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I noticed Adverb hasn't rated this yet. He's still trying to invent a reason why it sucks so he can give it a one.
August 9th, 2006
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twas quite funny...
August 9th, 2006
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lol
August 9th, 2006
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XXDDD This is the only ytmnd that has continued to make me crack up after the initial guffaw. I salute you.
August 9th, 2006
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retarded. Not funny. Not ytmnd'ish
August 9th, 2006
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meh. really not all that great.
August 9th, 2006
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lol!! half a day later and i still cant get enough of this XD You. Are. A. Douche!
August 9th, 2006
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Oh I get it. It is funny!
August 9th, 2006
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needs the BDIU song from south park
August 9th, 2006
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You are douche, dooownvooteeer...
August 9th, 2006
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DOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUCHE-BAAAAAAAG
August 9th, 2006
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He's the douchebag now dog
August 9th, 2006
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Needs more PTKFGS. I loled.
August 9th, 2006
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Wow, a combination of a bunch of extreamly small "fads". You get teh win. :P
August 9th, 2006
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ATTENTION IDIOTS: A DOUCHE IS A BAG OF PERFUME THAT GIRLS LIKE TO SQUIRT UP THEIR VAGINAS. IT HAS BECOME AN INSULT AS SLANG IN THE US. STOP DOWNVOTING IT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE I JUST TOLD YOU.
August 9th, 2006
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doooooouche baaaaaaaag! what another win from MS
August 9th, 2006
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ROFL Douchetastic. I love the song.
August 9th, 2006
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Sitsu, you've done it again.
August 9th, 2006
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5 for crown of shame
August 9th, 2006
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"ATTENTION IDIOTS: A DOUCHE IS A BAG OF PERFUME THAT GIRLS LIKE TO SQUIRT UP THEIR VAGINAS." I hope to god your not serious. :/
August 9th, 2006
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And not about what you said, but the whether or not you actually believe it.
August 9th, 2006
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lol best song ever! PERIOD!
August 9th, 2006
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also the raven7 get's his panties in a bunch alot don't take it to heart he's an old lady
August 9th, 2006
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Inside joke, but 4'd for the hilarity that is Sitsu's voice.
August 9th, 2006
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www.pytmnds.ytmnd.com.....+1 for music
August 9th, 2006
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Mod favorite please.
August 9th, 2006
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F*ckin Douchebag....
August 9th, 2006
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wow TheRaven7.. way to look like an idiot while yelling at idiots. i dont even care if your kidding, douche.
August 9th, 2006
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Going back to making stupid YTMNDs again lawl.
August 9th, 2006
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Strangly addicting. 5 for making the douchebag look like..a douche.
August 9th, 2006
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Can't stop listening, recording it for ring tone, I'm sure this comment will piss many others off...
August 9th, 2006
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rofl what a terrible song
August 9th, 2006
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you should make YMTNDOUCHE in the right corner as you would have GAYTMND for ...is a f*g
August 9th, 2006
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take you all day to think of that one, Fuhrer
August 10th, 2006
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We all know Steven Seagull is Queen of Douche.
August 10th, 2006
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Well. F*gs. But douches would be nice too. Fukn Steven Seagull.
August 10th, 2006
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so much better than the original!
August 10th, 2006
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if that guy didn't decide to be a whiny douchenozzle, the original site would have probably faded into obscurity. now he gets wacky remixes. lol
August 10th, 2006
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that song is catchy as f*ck
August 10th, 2006
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F*ck yeah the song is catchy! I thought the high pitched "dooouuuche baaaaaag" was Adam Sandler at first. But no, just MasterSitsu genius!
August 10th, 2006
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Strangely hypnotic. I could listen to his for hours.
August 10th, 2006
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win. best part is the "lee kaaaaplaaaan!"
August 10th, 2006
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%'d for "ATTENTION IDIOTS: A DOUCHE IS A BAG OF PERFUME THAT GIRLS LIKE TO SQUIRT UP THEIR VAGINAS."
August 10th, 2006
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I knew it was coming....
August 10th, 2006
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douchebag
August 10th, 2006
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"LEE KAPLAAAAAN"
August 10th, 2006
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Rofl!
August 10th, 2006
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I added a bit of info to the wikipedia douchebag article. Let's hope they don't notice :0 Plus, since it's recorded in wikipedia that Lee Kaplan is a douchebag, that makes it a fact!
August 10th, 2006
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crap, they took it down
August 10th, 2006
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I could listen to this all day.
August 11th, 2006
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Love these sites
August 11th, 2006
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Douche in french means shower, like taking a shower. lol.
August 11th, 2006
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That song will never leave my head...
August 11th, 2006
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Some people cry themselves to sleep. But when I first saw this YTMND, I literally laughed myself to sleep. This deserves a 5 every day by every single user, ever. Downvoters can go to hell.
August 11th, 2006
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This is one of those pages that I leave open in the background as I take 10 minutes to read all the comments, burning the song into my brain forever. DOOOSHBAAAGG!
August 11th, 2006
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good god... I laughed till tears
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