The scary truth about Ted Stevens
Created on: August 4th, 2006
The scary truth about Ted Stevens
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Ath1337
August 4th, 2006
10:16:31 PM CDT
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upvoted because there are no comments
PVDH
August 5th, 2006
9:48:51 AM CDT
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wes screwed
Trebar
August 5th, 2006
9:51:18 AM CDT
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Wow, and with Dick Cheney in front of him...Game over.
Niloc14
August 5th, 2006
9:51:47 AM CDT
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Uh oh...0_0
GIVEMEREPLAY
August 5th, 2006
9:52:42 AM CDT
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Upvoted becuase it is the truth. The very, very sad truth.
tmtigd
August 5th, 2006
9:54:24 AM CDT
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I'm scared.
ForkHead
August 5th, 2006
10:11:11 AM CDT
(1)
Glad Im Canadian
Zeketheo
August 5th, 2006
10:21:18 AM CDT
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God save us all!
Other-Guy
August 5th, 2006
10:23:54 AM CDT
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"Glad I'm Canadian." Seconded.
BTape
August 5th, 2006
10:30:51 AM CDT
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That is both unfunny and extremely scary.
wasabi54
August 5th, 2006
10:48:05 AM CDT
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DEAR GOD NO!
Mson
August 5th, 2006
10:51:40 AM CDT
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i'm scared now....
Cynar
August 5th, 2006
10:58:53 AM CDT
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I'd agree with the glad I'm canadian comment but stephen harper is just as big of a douchebag as any of the republicans in the states
WAFFLEZ
August 5th, 2006
11:09:31 AM CDT
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Don't worry soon we'll have a chance to make him President. Vote Stevens for President. Also, Stevens is looking for an experience plumber to take his seat in the Senate; have his staff forward your internet to him, although it might take up to 3 days to get to him.
ianmorris
August 5th, 2006
11:28:50 AM CDT
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dear god...
ajamison
August 5th, 2006
11:33:14 AM CDT
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Cheney -> Hastert -> Then Stevens
Jpsousa4
August 5th, 2006
11:39:26 AM CDT
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REALLY scarey...
ChickenOfDoom
August 5th, 2006
11:40:50 AM CDT
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holy sh*t.
Ryuhkae
August 5th, 2006
11:44:13 AM CDT
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Well, look at it this way guys. Our tubes wont be clogged and our trucks will lead happy fulfilling lives knowing that no one is going to dump things on them.
forthex
August 5th, 2006
12:05:38 PM CDT
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ted stevens forthepresident
thaEdderz
August 5th, 2006
12:24:34 PM CDT
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And And?
SmittyJoe
August 5th, 2006
12:46:35 PM CDT
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I wish he was president. He'd make the White House a series of tubes.
Bloodshade
August 5th, 2006
1:15:25 PM CDT
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Jesus, I'd take Bush over stevens anyday, stevens is an even bigger idiot
starcat
August 5th, 2006
1:27:39 PM CDT
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It's a short series of tubes that separates him from the presidency...
TheBigDawg
August 5th, 2006
1:35:06 PM CDT
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I'm scared. SAVE ME XENU!
BYOBKenobi
August 5th, 2006
1:35:19 PM CDT
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google is not a source
gamekid
August 5th, 2006
1:41:46 PM CDT
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Excellent loop.
SAlpsu
August 5th, 2006
1:43:55 PM CDT
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Oh no, what is i gon do?
mantenna
August 5th, 2006
1:46:11 PM CDT
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that's why nobody has made a good effort to kill bush!
NESchampion
August 5th, 2006
1:58:04 PM CDT
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dear f*cking god NOOOOOOOO!
xycos
August 5th, 2006
2:23:52 PM CDT
(0)
nice clip.
next-tarantino
August 5th, 2006
2:34:55 PM CDT
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Jesus H. Christ... what has this world come to?
St00pidman
August 5th, 2006
3:11:53 PM CDT
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The White House is not a big truck! IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES!
bartoron
August 5th, 2006
3:37:07 PM CDT
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OK EVERYONE! CALL OFF THE BUSH AND CHENEY ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS! WE DON'T WANT THIS DUDE TO GET INTO POWER!
audiopirate
August 5th, 2006
3:53:08 PM CDT
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What's new? Just another dumbass in the Whitehouse... heh.
Aika24
August 5th, 2006
3:58:58 PM CDT
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frightening
WhitePhoenix
August 5th, 2006
4:05:13 PM CDT
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And I know that the Speaker of the House is an obstinant bastard. How did the Republicans get to be such clueless dicks?
felinoid
August 5th, 2006
4:37:58 PM CDT
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The idea is to make your replacement so scarry that if a would be assasin gave it any thought they'd realise killing you would only make things worse. Whom ever is 4th in line is likely to be an unholly terror
Delphic
August 5th, 2006
4:46:41 PM CDT
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Bush, Cheney, and a series of tubes...I wish i lived in Indonesia :P
GyRo567
August 5th, 2006
4:50:54 PM CDT
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My god... C-3PO can say this better than I can: "We're doomed."
Masterstuart
August 5th, 2006
4:56:51 PM CDT
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you can't be serious O_O
butch
August 5th, 2006
5:11:36 PM CDT
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So...Does that mean mario was really in the original matrix?
Zuaxdion
August 5th, 2006
5:30:25 PM CDT
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i am ready to go to canada
geoguy91
August 5th, 2006
5:41:05 PM CDT
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holy christwagons, that's bad.
FlamingDuck
August 5th, 2006
5:55:49 PM CDT
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HEIL HITLER!™
time-paradox
August 5th, 2006
6:31:26 PM CDT
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as Vader would say "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Chris107
August 5th, 2006
6:43:14 PM CDT
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5'd because you beat me to it
Morgrist
August 5th, 2006
6:53:02 PM CDT
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This is why Bush is bulletproof. Nobody wants to know what it'd be like having Dick and Ted's Bogus Journey for a sequel.
yamaha2k3
August 5th, 2006
7:10:26 PM CDT
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Well I just hope nobody assassinates Bush and Cheney doesn't get a heart attack or we're really f*cked.
Phelix-Doombringer
August 5th, 2006
7:38:10 PM CDT
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lets hope bush & dick dont die....wow i cant believe i said that
Joe89
August 5th, 2006
8:10:39 PM CDT
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Jesus Christ. "Politics its, its a series of tubes..."""
GIVEMEREPLAY
August 5th, 2006
8:42:08 PM CDT
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"Glad I'm Canadian." Thirded. Wait.. I'm not Canadian! f*ck!
SubmissiveTrout
August 5th, 2006
9:44:58 PM CDT
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The White House is not a big truck
Archexter
August 5th, 2006
9:45:26 PM CDT
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Glad I'm close to Canada.
tzsjynx
August 5th, 2006
10:11:19 PM CDT
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When President Ted Stevens rules the world, all internets will be free to run around... streaming... 10 videos... massive consumer materials...!!
shiggy
August 5th, 2006
10:38:22 PM CDT
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sh*t...one more bullet I have to buy.
Sliney
August 6th, 2006
12:35:56 AM CDT
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bad recording
upvotician
August 6th, 2006
1:52:08 AM CDT
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5 for stewart,jon
coreycubed
August 6th, 2006
5:11:42 AM CDT
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STEVENS FOR PRESIDENT
AndrewNi
August 6th, 2006
5:22:00 AM CDT
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all your tubes are belong to ted
sloppybitch
August 6th, 2006
5:23:08 AM CDT
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I got chills. O_
Netsnipe
August 6th, 2006
5:57:23 AM CDT
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By third in line after the President, there's the Vice President, Speaker of the House (Dennis Hastert) and then the President Pro tempore of the Senate.
Bupo
August 6th, 2006
6:38:23 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
zantac
August 6th, 2006
6:44:30 AM CDT
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The Presidency isn't something you can dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's - it's a series of idiots.
Funker42
August 6th, 2006
6:45:36 AM CDT
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more tubes
notascientologist
August 6th, 2006
7:14:07 AM CDT
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"I'd assasinate Bush and the VP JUST so Ted Stevens gets into power." It's always nice to wake up and read a felony. GOOD DAY SIR>
Trauma
August 6th, 2006
7:16:37 AM CDT
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what happen?
State-of-mind
August 6th, 2006
8:09:56 AM CDT
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uh oh
rdoger6424
August 6th, 2006
8:11:09 AM CDT
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WE'RE SCREWED
mrexican
August 6th, 2006
11:34:32 PM CDT
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Makes me feel GREAT!