Hal 9000
Created on: July 22nd, 2006
Hal 9000
The-Wisdom-Cube 
hal-9000.ytmnd.com
hal 9000
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shadow40000
July 22nd, 2006
9:29:14 PM CDT
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Here is a better picture: http://usera.imagecave.com/plural/sexy/hal9000.jpg Go! Edit now!
Schwarg
July 22nd, 2006
9:31:21 PM CDT
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creepy
NESchampion
July 22nd, 2006
9:33:01 PM CDT
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i was waiting for the lex luthor WRONG! I am disappointed.
JohnnyQuest
July 22nd, 2006
9:33:20 PM CDT
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In b4 f*gs.
Azn8ball
July 22nd, 2006
9:33:20 PM CDT
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Lies.
Siegmund
July 22nd, 2006
9:33:30 PM CDT
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Hal surely doesn't run on Windows.
spamcritic
July 22nd, 2006
9:33:50 PM CDT
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5 for 2001, one of the greatest movies of all time
Frinkahedron
July 22nd, 2006
9:34:22 PM CDT
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Daisy, daisy.....
WalterPeck
July 22nd, 2006
9:36:47 PM CDT
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The tutor of Achilles?
The-Wisdom-Cube
July 22nd, 2006
9:48:05 PM CDT
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I don't know, that picture has some jpeg fuzz, and doesn't seem to come off as clean looking as the current one
caucazninvazn1
July 22nd, 2006
9:48:58 PM CDT
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Loved the movie, but there's really not much to this YTMND.
drjones56
July 22nd, 2006
9:54:33 PM CDT
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Come children, listen to the nice computer. It won't harm you or lock you out in the cold, darkness of space.
laxbum321
July 22nd, 2006
9:55:59 PM CDT
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evil prick computer.
ArmchairAthlete
July 22nd, 2006
10:00:46 PM CDT
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I'm afraid I can't give this any less than a 5, Dave.
sandshrewd
July 22nd, 2006
10:50:06 PM CDT
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>_O
figpucker
July 22nd, 2006
10:51:59 PM CDT
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KtotheC
July 22nd, 2006
10:53:36 PM CDT
(0)
http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
theo47
July 22nd, 2006
10:58:50 PM CDT
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where's the funny?
rruelas
July 22nd, 2006
11:02:19 PM CDT
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If you think about it, it's creepy. It gets everything right, has no errors... The only thing that doesn't creep me out is the "no data distortion" thing, which everyone wants. Other than that, a computer that's always right, NEVER wrong... *shudder*
Kovalchuk
July 22nd, 2006
11:15:10 PM CDT
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hal's a creep
punisher6574
July 23rd, 2006
3:13:18 AM CDT
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Okay, where do I buy one? lol, if the thing doesn't try to kill me before I get home with it. "I am sorry, I can't let you use your brakes in your car punisher6574."
TehFunksta
July 23rd, 2006
5:02:39 AM CDT
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if you're high enough it looks like there's no screen and the f*cking light is just floating. its sick.
TheOneAndOnlyX
July 23rd, 2006
5:49:24 AM CDT
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I loved that movie
Askani
July 23rd, 2006
6:31:33 AM CDT
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ahem http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
enemy33
July 23rd, 2006
6:32:02 AM CDT
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Computers are children. You don't know what they might do if you tell them to do something they don't know how to do. Like being creative for one thing.
JasonFrost
July 23rd, 2006
6:36:28 AM CDT
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superbe
ToastySlayer
July 23rd, 2006
7:00:35 AM CDT
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LIES! IT KILLED EVERYONE!!
GeneralTylerDurden
July 23rd, 2006
7:12:55 AM CDT
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/ you're late.
dragfyre
July 23rd, 2006
7:21:43 AM CDT
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HAL = win
MJbites
July 23rd, 2006
8:26:58 AM CDT
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Apparently a clone, but I think I like this one more than the original.
coheed89cambria
July 23rd, 2006
8:28:57 AM CDT
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not that funny, and we all know Hal is a sh*thead
Morgath
July 23rd, 2006
8:31:21 AM CDT
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Where's the NEDM?
BallsDeVito
July 23rd, 2006
8:31:30 AM CDT
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Hal kills dumbledore
Cheeselicker
July 23rd, 2006
8:44:39 AM CDT
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If you read the book, it's clear that HAL9000 didn't make a mistake. Therefore he was correct.
downvoter
July 23rd, 2006
9:15:10 AM CDT
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/ One'd for stealing. Stealing is bad, you shouln'd steal, unless of course you are Mexican, in which case it's OK.
Sockman
July 23rd, 2006
9:33:08 AM CDT
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I feel much better now Dave, I really do
gamekid
July 23rd, 2006
9:37:24 AM CDT
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He must run MenuetOS.
Walter43210
July 23rd, 2006
9:38:51 AM CDT
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It can only be attributed to human error.
sexxx
July 23rd, 2006
9:50:53 AM CDT
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http://ninethousandunit.ytmnd.com/
massivechampions
July 23rd, 2006
9:51:37 AM CDT
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lol, 2001 ftw!
AlmostJinkies
July 23rd, 2006
9:52:20 AM CDT
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5'd, even though that movie was so goddamn boring...
carps
July 23rd, 2006
9:54:46 AM CDT
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HAL 9000 ftw
mirello
July 23rd, 2006
10:34:02 AM CDT
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needs a little more space at the end.
Adfest
July 23rd, 2006
10:35:39 AM CDT
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Would be better if it starts out with "Good morning Dave"
cosmiclingo
July 23rd, 2006
11:01:55 AM CDT
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Oh jesus god no!
Alexander
July 23rd, 2006
11:08:52 AM CDT
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2001 gets you auto 5
masterstghm
July 23rd, 2006
11:33:00 AM CDT
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HAL 9000 is an HP
funkwich
July 23rd, 2006
11:58:21 AM CDT
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open the pod bay doors, wisdom cube.
Bigboss
July 23rd, 2006
11:59:11 AM CDT
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Better sound and no tiling makes this better than the "original".
GaiusBaltar
July 23rd, 2006
12:14:46 PM CDT
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Hal is my hero.
zyle
July 23rd, 2006
12:15:48 PM CDT
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was waiting for NEDM.. or SOMETHING, ANYTHING.. but alas.. it simly looped..
klavohunter
July 23rd, 2006
12:26:20 PM CDT
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Add Blue Screen of Death and Luthor's "Wrong!".
FreemanNate
July 23rd, 2006
12:26:42 PM CDT
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yah, but does it have a heart?!??!?!?!??!!
Refractor
July 23rd, 2006
12:28:08 PM CDT
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FYI, the camera lense that they used for HAL is the same camera lense that they actually filmed HAL's view through.
Neotylerdurden
July 23rd, 2006
12:32:58 PM CDT
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my mind is going...
felinoid
July 23rd, 2006
12:53:59 PM CDT
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Hal, Joshua, Cyclops and Bob. I like Bob. He actually did what he was programmed to do. Cyclops was sereously flawed. Joshua just didn't know what he was doing. Hal went into a logic loop instead of refusing to lie. Bob however was simple. He was programmed to blow up. They tried to get him to NOT blow up and ultimatly failed.
ZeroZiat
July 23rd, 2006
1:21:23 PM CDT
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Does this mean I get a T-Shirt?
Waka
July 23rd, 2006
1:24:47 PM CDT
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people who expected NEDM or LEX are f*cking gay and don't like things that are original! I just watched this movie last night. funny!
BLT
July 23rd, 2006
1:37:04 PM CDT
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Hal 9000 is so scary
Gweebo
July 23rd, 2006
3:29:48 PM CDT
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Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
GDTL
March 11th, 2007
4:38:29 PM CDT
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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.