The Chinese Death Van Man
Created on: June 16th, 2006
The Chinese Death Van Man
ThreeHams 
deathvan.ytmnd.com
article: http://tinyurl.com/fbu36
USA Today
The Entertainer sample

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guydeathmachine
June 16th, 2006
1:57:16 PM CDT
(1)
thats f*cking creepy
BTape
June 16th, 2006
3:32:34 PM CDT
(0)
heh, was just looking at the SA thread for this. hurrr deathvan.
Refractor
June 16th, 2006
3:33:23 PM CDT
(1)
. . . . . .wow. . .
Obbi
June 16th, 2006
3:34:33 PM CDT
(-1)
Oh China, ha ha ha!
Carlsagan43
June 16th, 2006
3:36:19 PM CDT
(1)
65 to 80 mph
Zootroy
June 16th, 2006
3:50:52 PM CDT
(-1)
Even those you made a website screenshot ytmnd, I feel this could become awesome if you used ice cream truck music.
mulambo
June 16th, 2006
3:53:00 PM CDT
(1)
civilized executions? :P
GotCoffee
June 16th, 2006
4:03:27 PM CDT
(-1)
Creepy.
Numobius
June 16th, 2006
4:10:59 PM CDT
(1)
Ah, the Chinese.
federalist
June 16th, 2006
4:23:43 PM CDT
(-1)
death at 80 mph
Xioyux
June 16th, 2006
4:25:48 PM CDT
(0)
its better than the firing squad
Digeridude
June 16th, 2006
4:31:08 PM CDT
(0)
This was in USA Today, so nearly 50% of Americans think it's humane...
DoomFrost
June 16th, 2006
4:32:15 PM CDT
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Ridin' wit style yo! gimme som of dem drugz... *dies*
Guano
June 16th, 2006
4:36:10 PM CDT
(0)
I must have this vehicle.
Ophidios
June 16th, 2006
4:46:26 PM CDT
(0)
It seems humane.
Fried-Potato
June 16th, 2006
4:52:30 PM CDT
(0)
Death has never been faster
Hathen
June 16th, 2006
4:54:30 PM CDT
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Yeah, injecting people with (hopefully) near-instant death chemicals is less humane than lining up death row criminals and then shooting them, making them splatter blood everywhere and probably experience 5 minutes of pain before they stop exhaling.
NeoEllis
June 16th, 2006
5:13:53 PM CDT
(0)
Saved.
Kazuma
June 16th, 2006
5:16:13 PM CDT
(0)
Bring on the death van!!!
Shinsenbaka-san
June 16th, 2006
5:23:45 PM CDT
(0)
Execution, on the go!
GeneralTylerDurden
June 16th, 2006
5:30:20 PM CDT
(0)
i dont understand the point of making an execution move
UrbanSombrero
June 16th, 2006
5:34:22 PM CDT
(0)
I'm on the HIGHWAY TO HELL! No speed limits!
afronight76
June 16th, 2006
5:38:17 PM CDT
(0)
"hey its the icecream tru.....oh."
Shinsenbaka-san
June 16th, 2006
5:38:44 PM CDT
(0)
Actually, we need a Lol, execution! YTMND of this... That'd win so much.
clapton1969
June 16th, 2006
5:56:13 PM CDT
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Trust the chinese to think up something like that!
Cwitz
June 16th, 2006
5:56:51 PM CDT
(0)
For Nazi-like efficiency.
Bohab
June 16th, 2006
6:13:08 PM CDT
(0)
oh them chinese and their crazy antics!
ILOVEUWxx
June 16th, 2006
6:15:34 PM CDT
(0)
You have to hand it to the Red Menace of filthy Chanks for developing such a stylish deathmobile. As Dave Chappelle once said "All you nayggers, and all different types-a Chanks STANK!!"
teleloe
June 16th, 2006
6:18:30 PM CDT
(0)
TEH WIN!
inkblot263
June 16th, 2006
6:34:41 PM CDT
(0)
those silly chinese
Lat
June 16th, 2006
6:46:32 PM CDT
(0)
65-80 mph? With a siren on top? Do they have to deal with urgent executions or something?
Dancing-is-Forbidden
June 16th, 2006
6:54:10 PM CDT
(0)
I knew this would become a YTMND....
Kankurou
June 16th, 2006
7:10:54 PM CDT
(0)
are you f*cking serious... I think the firing squad is more humane than this... oh china.
Fronki
June 16th, 2006
7:15:35 PM CDT
(0)
Tile the image please!
humvee2800
June 16th, 2006
7:16:12 PM CDT
(0)
lol, imagine children mistaking that for a ice cream truck
Deals
June 16th, 2006
7:18:23 PM CDT
(0)
Man, this thing's been in the U and C all day.
Veovis
June 16th, 2006
7:19:45 PM CDT
(0)
That's messed up.
Oonter
June 16th, 2006
7:51:06 PM CDT
(0)
wow...it's pretty fast
moheevi
June 16th, 2006
7:52:45 PM CDT
(0)
3 hams will kill him
thefatheroftime
June 16th, 2006
8:35:32 PM CDT
(0)
Daddy! Daddy! Can I die today? PLZ!!
pmccart
June 17th, 2006
12:01:53 AM CDT
(0)
beep beep
siccoyote
June 17th, 2006
4:33:06 PM CDT
(0)
No Death-Row in China I guess :)
money-hat
June 20th, 2006
9:57:38 AM CDT
(0)
What if a madman put a bomb on that bus and it was set to go off if it went under 50mph? What then, hotshot?
NoHabloEspanol
June 21st, 2006
4:32:45 AM CDT
(0)
Yikes. The sound is hilarious. But creepy.
DarthMeatloaf
June 23rd, 2006
8:42:00 PM CDT
(0)
Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
bobob
June 23rd, 2006
11:13:05 PM CDT
(0)
lol, why do they need it mobile? are they going to skip taking them to jail
chromeo
June 26th, 2006
3:31:01 PM CDT
(0)
is there a toilet in the bus? cause we all know what happens when someone dies...
LockandChain2
June 26th, 2006
3:33:34 PM CDT
(0)
that's like some creepy evil-government futuristic world sh*t right there. fahrenheit 451 or something like that
BlackMantis
June 27th, 2006
12:48:08 AM CDT
(0)
The ice-cream truck music FTW !!!
BandannaJones
June 29th, 2006
1:23:52 AM CDT
(0)
...freaky.
NismoMan
June 29th, 2006
1:24:25 AM CDT
(0)
I suppose i would have expected it to go faster...oh well
Tarx
June 30th, 2006
9:09:31 AM CDT
(0)
Wait, this isnt a vaccination van!
ShadowSora
July 2nd, 2006
1:42:11 PM CDT
(0)
That would be so awesome if they actually looked like icecream trucks.
andyman420
July 2nd, 2006
2:21:18 PM CDT
(0)
yeah, perfect song to emphasize eeriness
hamjamt
July 5th, 2006
2:37:00 AM CDT
(0)
ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT MOBILE
semperar
July 5th, 2006
7:54:42 AM CDT
(0)
it's playing the Entertainer, but something like the Candy Man would be much funnier. until then, this is kinda bland.
MasterChiefGTX
July 10th, 2006
9:38:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol, delivery
insomniabob
July 14th, 2006
9:29:28 AM CDT
(0)
that's fake, right? you're just f'ing with me, right?
Fifty-Ten
July 18th, 2006
7:29:46 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for ice cream truck music
Noobzorz
July 24th, 2006
5:17:03 PM CDT
(0)
Did you see the %age? That's retarded. I hope it's fake.
MagicBandAid
July 27th, 2006
6:51:00 AM CDT
(0)
It's like an ice cream truck.
Asgard01
July 27th, 2006
11:43:21 PM CDT
(0)
O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
robh
July 29th, 2006
9:40:03 AM CDT
(0)
leave it to the japs
ubermann
February 12th, 2007
12:28:47 AM CST
(0)
should play 99 ways to die
rafuzo
February 12th, 2007
8:50:49 AM CST
(0)
wtf TOP SPEED?
Spotz
February 12th, 2007
10:15:20 AM CST
(0)
haha