Philonometry: An alternative to Scientology
Created on: June 15th, 2006
Philonometry: An alternative to Scientology
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June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for Alan Parsons Project
June 15th, 2006
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im a man and i sent you some nudes, cheack your in box big boy ;)
June 15th, 2006
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M Y LIFE IS COMPLETED
June 15th, 2006
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This explains so much... (@_@)
June 15th, 2006
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AHHHH. I love you.
June 15th, 2006
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Convert me! Convert me! yes!
June 15th, 2006
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PiousHeretic: THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GROUP THAT MADE THIS SONG? You have *NO* idea how long I've been trying to figure that out. 5 to all of your sites =D
June 15th, 2006
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5ed for December 2nd. My birthdayz0r. kekeke
June 15th, 2006
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ChucknorrisSoda, I love you
June 15th, 2006
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Right triangle = gold
June 15th, 2006
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wtf???
June 15th, 2006
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I'm pretty sure you meant "inability to shoot web," you might want to change it.
June 15th, 2006
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I feel as though my cerebral cortex has been f*cked with a chainsaw dildo.
June 15th, 2006
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Trust me, I meant shot web =)
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "Your head a splode."
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hahahha
June 15th, 2006
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wow this is great. You just need some medical practice to be claimed as evil, compared to psychiatry. How about Proctology?
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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...
June 15th, 2006
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No fatties plz
June 15th, 2006
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This is going straight to the top.
June 15th, 2006
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"azn?" hahaha
June 15th, 2006
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My megahurtz are back!
June 15th, 2006
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truly epic
June 15th, 2006
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Love it
June 15th, 2006
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Nice off-shoot-parody
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gasp! i never knew what i was missing, that sneaky elian! Its a good thing we have philonometry to clear all this up!
June 15th, 2006
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awesome.
June 15th, 2006
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Walt Disney the Flesh-Eating Robot sez: "ELLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
June 15th, 2006
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AZN? LAWL
June 15th, 2006
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"Trapped him in an isoceles right triangle" FTW.
June 15th, 2006
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LAWSUIT
June 15th, 2006
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lol phionomentry ftw!
June 15th, 2006
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Same sh*t, different Xenu
June 15th, 2006
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definatley gets a LOL
June 15th, 2006
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haha
June 15th, 2006
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lol, "pythagoras summoned up alll of his power and trapped elain withinin the confines of the right triangle". hilarity
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Make it a tid bit slower.
June 15th, 2006
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DAMN YOU, DANZART! HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU?! (Well done.)
June 15th, 2006
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:O
June 15th, 2006
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AZN's, Alan Parsons Project, and no fatties. I would 6 this.
June 15th, 2006
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just for that ill 5 this site 2 all the rest
June 15th, 2006
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The one slide with all the text goes a bit too fast, but it is still great. Nice sound also
June 15th, 2006
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i would melt my skin off for this sh*t
June 15th, 2006
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Must. Send. All. Money.
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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OWNAGE LMFAO
June 15th, 2006
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I'm a believer!
June 15th, 2006
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you win sir, where do i sign?
June 15th, 2006
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I have Aspergers Syndrome. Damn you Elian and you're time paradoxing ways! :(
June 15th, 2006
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5'd, no question about it
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I believe it.
June 15th, 2006
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i is converting
June 15th, 2006
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Beggars can't be choosers. =D
June 15th, 2006
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I highly endorse this product and/or service.
June 15th, 2006
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my head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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f*cking Briliant
June 15th, 2006
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too short filmish for my taste, but congrats on getting double top 5.
June 15th, 2006
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must worship you as a.. god....
June 15th, 2006
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5'd as told in the instrutions!!
June 15th, 2006
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rofl
June 15th, 2006
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rofl, fived for genuinely making me laugh out loud.
June 15th, 2006
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You win all over my face
June 15th, 2006
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Alan Parsons Project = 5
June 15th, 2006
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azn? lol
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f*ck yes.
June 15th, 2006
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head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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"noods" for 5
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for "trapped within a right triangle" and "broke pythaogrean theorem."
June 15th, 2006
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You rly made me laugh
June 15th, 2006
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Too god damn fast
June 15th, 2006
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We don't have to meet on Sundays, right?
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for truth and also for parodying Final Fantasy 6 a bit.
June 15th, 2006
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slow it down a little
June 15th, 2006
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Finally. A religion that MAKES SENSE!
June 15th, 2006
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*convert'd*
June 15th, 2006
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alien3456- That made me think of a joke "Yeah, scientologist don't like proctologists, apparently they don't like doctors messing with their brains". ...Delivery counts for a lot. And this is slightly more plausible than scientology
June 15th, 2006
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5
June 15th, 2006
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The song title is actually Sirius which is the instrumental lead-in to Eye in the Sky. Close enough.
June 15th, 2006
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Change elian to the time traveler or the back to the future guy, and add in a type of doctor to be evil. THEN you get my supah-five.
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azn? , LOL
June 15th, 2006
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*no fatties please
June 15th, 2006
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I love it.
June 15th, 2006
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You are a winner of winners.
June 15th, 2006
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FINALLY I CAN SHOT WEB AGAIN! THX! 8D
June 15th, 2006
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lol, no fatties
June 15th, 2006
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my megahurts have ben stoled :(
June 15th, 2006
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Brilliant. Sydd is hungry for chicken soda.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for fatties comment
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BEST EVER!
June 15th, 2006
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Okay, you've been fived. Can I get a free reading? :o
June 15th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 15th, 2006
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Sadly this can't be viewed on 800x600 resolution :( 15" monitors blow.
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5 +fav.
June 15th, 2006
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It's really funny, and the song is great. But it goes so fast!
June 15th, 2006
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Where do I sign!??!?!
June 15th, 2006
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The check is in the mail.
June 15th, 2006
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azn? LOL!!
June 15th, 2006
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Another 5 based entirely on the APP song
June 15th, 2006
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hahhahah klooooooooolk
June 15th, 2006
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I HAV NO MONY BUT IM AZN MUZT JOINE
June 15th, 2006
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I had sex with a ham sandwich once.
June 15th, 2006
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I don't like the sound of bonitis :-o
June 15th, 2006
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AZN? = 5
June 15th, 2006
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Yes.
June 15th, 2006
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best way to render cults and religions and any beliefs useless is making up own ones.
June 15th, 2006
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lol, geometry > elian
June 15th, 2006
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Compelling
June 15th, 2006
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Yes, massster...
June 15th, 2006
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lol nice
June 15th, 2006
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You > Me
June 15th, 2006
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lol winz!!
June 15th, 2006
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how the f*ck am i supposed to read it when it goes that fast.
June 15th, 2006
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
June 15th, 2006
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Very funny. Well done.
June 15th, 2006
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awsome
June 15th, 2006
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I couldn't read all the symptoms before the frame changed, but 5 notheless.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL, that was the epitomy of a ytmnd.
June 15th, 2006
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Holy f*ck, monstrous win.
June 15th, 2006
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Also, here's a YTMND idea for you: A time-travelling battle of some sort between Elian and the Mullet Man.
June 15th, 2006
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winnnaaaaar
June 15th, 2006
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5'd not because you told me to, but because when I checked the information page a naked woman was on the ad at the top.
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For some reason this makes almost as much sense as Scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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Sign me up!
June 15th, 2006
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lawl
June 15th, 2006
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Sorry but I have only one god... Xenu
June 15th, 2006
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I must find this song elsewhere.
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5 for Elian. iViva Elian! Tambien, coques.
June 15th, 2006
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my finger hurts from fiving al of your sites. I sure hope i can solve my dissentary.
June 15th, 2006
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LOL
June 15th, 2006
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more beleivable than scientology is
June 15th, 2006
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Not funny, and you didn't properly gauge the amount of time needed to read each panel.
June 15th, 2006
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Lol azn
June 15th, 2006
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WTF?? Elian and Pythagorus, you sir are a genious!
June 15th, 2006
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June 15th, 2006
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5d and faved for: Your Head A Splode, Elian Gonzales, and Math. Can't get anymore random than that
June 15th, 2006
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-1 because i hate that music more than i hate nazis and scientology combined.
June 15th, 2006
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Elian Gonzales...I forgot about that commie beaner.
June 15th, 2006
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Pythagoras did not develop the Pythagorean theorem.
June 15th, 2006
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really funny, but slow it down a bit
June 15th, 2006
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Trench: Sorry, I intended the site for people above a 5th grade reading level =/ Also, the list of diseases is intentionally fast.
June 15th, 2006
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when the creator tells me to 5 their site I auto-1 it even if it has some lol's
June 15th, 2006
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Maldor, I was actually thinking of Elian Gonzales causing the Indian mathematician to discover the theorem first, but it seemed overly complicated. It's not as if the rest is facturally accurate, anyway =D
June 15th, 2006
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can guys send noodz too >:)
June 15th, 2006
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I smell scientology-mocking. ENOUGH! Think of the Freezoners...
June 15th, 2006
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Couldn't we just kill Elian today?
June 15th, 2006
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Elain is making a ytmnd comeback after his unfortunate "Vacation"
June 15th, 2006
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esplod
June 15th, 2006
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Excellent.
June 15th, 2006
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MY HEAD A SPLODE CUZ IT WUH GOOD
June 15th, 2006
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*noods*
June 15th, 2006
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AMAZING
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Hail Elian
June 15th, 2006
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my head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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Text is too fast
June 15th, 2006
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NINTENDO SIXTY FFOOOUUUURRRR!!! OH MY GGOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!
June 15th, 2006
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BRILLIANT.
June 15th, 2006
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So close to a perfect 5... but the pythagorean theorem was only named after pythagorus; he did not formulate it himself. Sorry :(
June 15th, 2006
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Nice one :)
June 15th, 2006
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AZN?
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that doesnt sound like my version of eye in the sky O_o
June 15th, 2006
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Neat
June 15th, 2006
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sodaa is a awesome god, he reigns form the heavens above.
June 15th, 2006
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easily the best scientology-inspired ytmnd. you get teh intertrons
June 15th, 2006
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Hahah Tom Cruise might like it! xD
June 15th, 2006
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head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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It can cure being "azn" 5'd!
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for "noods"
June 15th, 2006
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5 just for saying "the brain damage"
June 15th, 2006
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Lawsuit... Isn't that like a fancy tux?
June 15th, 2006
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good concept
June 15th, 2006
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And I always thought that rap music caused the brain damage '_' What a fool I've been.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "not being able to shot web"
June 15th, 2006
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Sound doesnt work
June 15th, 2006
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Nevermind
June 15th, 2006
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Oh, God, that's rich.
June 15th, 2006
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aZn?
June 15th, 2006
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LOL at your head a splode
June 15th, 2006
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ROFFLES!
June 15th, 2006
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Its fun to eat pringles liek Kaga...
June 15th, 2006
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awesome, but slow it down!
June 15th, 2006
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I would definatly buy this religion's book of teachings
June 15th, 2006
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you're a goon right?
June 15th, 2006
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fived for no fatties asterisk.
June 15th, 2006
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i love how AZN is in the list of diseases lol
June 15th, 2006
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Done. My life finally has meaning.
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no noods for you
June 15th, 2006
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expect the money soon
June 15th, 2006
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My life is complete!
June 15th, 2006
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You have my support, my money, and my 5! Where can I sign up!!! LOL
June 15th, 2006
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5 for azn XFD.
June 15th, 2006
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XD This really is much smarter than scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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it all makes sense now
June 15th, 2006
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"not being able to shoot web"
June 15th, 2006
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All of you that are complaining that it went by too fast for you to read...revisit it in a couple of years when you graduate from high school.
June 15th, 2006
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5 for "your head a splode?"
June 15th, 2006
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Reminded me of the Chrono Trigger end theme, anyone?
June 15th, 2006
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Thanks. My head is a splode.
June 15th, 2006
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My noods: http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/woMAN21230/362963322_l.jpg
June 15th, 2006
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Not funny, and it should be the mullet man.
June 15th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 15th, 2006
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5 stars!
June 15th, 2006
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Love everything about it. :)
June 15th, 2006
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I would send you all the money I have, but to do that, I'll have to buy a postage stamp. If I buy a postage stamp, I'll have no money left. I would send you the stamp, but that too would cost money. I believe you should come up with a solution to this paradox, which should become the 'Chicken-Goat'. paradox
June 15th, 2006
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YOUR HEAD A SPLODE? YOUR MEGAHURTZ HAVE BEEN STOELED? AZN? win!
June 15th, 2006
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5'd. just 5'd.
June 15th, 2006
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5'd because you have 0 donations. Fail and Win at the same time, there's a f*cking paradox.
June 15th, 2006
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Your ideas are intreguing and I would like to sign up for your news letter.
June 15th, 2006
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I loved it all until the ending. Ended with a whimper. :/
June 15th, 2006
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hahaha awesome
June 15th, 2006
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noods lol
June 15th, 2006
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I love the use of the YTMND final site
June 15th, 2006
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The messiah has arrived! Prepare the virgins!
June 15th, 2006
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Awesome, but 5'd just for head asplode.
June 15th, 2006
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Quite a nice religion out there... but your followers will all convert to Techiatry.
June 15th, 2006
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Those f*cking right triangles are death traps...
June 15th, 2006
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I'm impressed.
June 15th, 2006
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pure brilliance!
June 15th, 2006
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I'm so joining this religion.
June 15th, 2006
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pix of the epic battle or it never happened in this timeline
June 15th, 2006
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ROFL!!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHA ROFL - Win - 5
June 15th, 2006
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You win 3 interwebs
June 15th, 2006
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ahahahahahahahhahahahaha.. brilliant
June 15th, 2006
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watch out for demons.
June 15th, 2006
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"may cause azn" hahaha. you wish someone would send you money
June 15th, 2006
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CHECK'S IN THE MAIL CHOOCHOO
June 15th, 2006
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i laughed. really hard. this is amazing.
June 15th, 2006
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And yet this still makes more sense than scientology.
June 15th, 2006
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5'd
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so should i just PM you my n00d pix?
June 16th, 2006
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You should throw in the safety not guaranteed dude somewhere.
June 16th, 2006
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Oh, so that's how i shot web
June 16th, 2006
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Slow it down a bit, son.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for no fatties plz
June 16th, 2006
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"Azn?" 5's it.
June 16th, 2006
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I haven't lol'd in awhile. 5
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
June 16th, 2006
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Cunnilingus is caused by Elian! Of course, it all makes sense now!
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for hilarious.
June 16th, 2006
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20XX
June 16th, 2006
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My head a splode!
June 16th, 2006
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hail satan
June 16th, 2006
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nice
June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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It won't let me five it even though I watched it...
June 16th, 2006
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I'm a believer!
June 16th, 2006
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my head asplode :( i'll see if your treatment works and five all your sites 8Q
June 16th, 2006
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I HAVE BE LOOK FOR SOLVE TO STOELD MEGAHURTZ, THX U MY SAVOR!
June 16th, 2006
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LOL send me noods* LOL *no fatties plz LOL
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