Scientology uses the E-Meter
Created on: June 12th, 2006
Scientology uses the E-Meter

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Geranimal
June 12th, 2006
10:09:15 PM CDT
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quit tring to copy those other scientology ytmnd's out there and this isnt even funny
Aubaine
June 12th, 2006
10:15:35 PM CDT
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No, it isn't funny. But it is interesting to know how poorly scientology fails...again. I 5'd it.
Jolb
June 12th, 2006
10:17:17 PM CDT
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Geranimal didn't even watch it... it's definitely over a minute long and he 1'd it a few seconds after I made it
fj311
June 14th, 2006
7:25:32 PM CDT
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Ah, Oingo Boingo. I knew this already, but 4d for music.
Santabot
June 15th, 2006
4:41:52 PM CDT
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lol
ollj
June 15th, 2006
4:48:09 PM CDT
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Wikipedia also says hubbard was interestred in physics but only got F's. He could just come up with dark matter and dark energy but he just got too many F's for that.
halo120
June 15th, 2006
4:48:17 PM CDT
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wow...mental mass is something new, but non existant
jp2m5
June 18th, 2006
2:59:58 AM CDT
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BrickTamnland
June 18th, 2006
3:01:31 AM CDT
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nice one. I was woundering what bullsh*t science they had behind those devices.
BTape
June 18th, 2006
3:16:52 AM CDT
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no wonder I'm so skinny. I have no imagination :(
typogra
June 18th, 2006
3:22:21 AM CDT
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i agree, http://emeter.ytmnd.com
Koboshi
June 18th, 2006
3:23:17 AM CDT
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your totaly wrong, thinking does make you fat.
SpaceDolphin
June 18th, 2006
3:24:02 AM CDT
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it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site.
petah2001
June 18th, 2006
3:51:56 AM CDT
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people can gain 30lbs in mental mass? That enough energy to melt an entire city. Remember the formula E=MC^2.
thehyecircus
June 18th, 2006
4:00:44 AM CDT
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I don't want to turn this off because of the song, you *sshole.
LupinTheThird
June 18th, 2006
4:03:48 AM CDT
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In a little under two weeks, YTMND has succesfully educated me on the complete lack of sanity in SCIENTOLOGY. Amazing. Good thing I already knew all the other religions were f*cking loonies as well. You win!
Irvin700
June 18th, 2006
4:04:33 AM CDT
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actually, e-meters just measure your body resistance. a modified ohm meter =P
Kanakana
June 18th, 2006
4:07:20 AM CDT
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5 for weird science music
Kanakana
June 18th, 2006
4:09:17 AM CDT
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Additional 5 comment for laughing at SpaceDolphin's comment
smoothmedia
June 18th, 2006
4:11:47 AM CDT
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this isnt all that great a ytmnd..but i loled so 5
Galthorus
June 18th, 2006
5:13:58 AM CDT
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5 for the song
felinoid
June 18th, 2006
5:20:39 AM CDT
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Of course he didn't actually invent the e-meter he just calls it an e-meter. It's overly sensitive and dosen't do what it was intended to do. It's results are effectively random.
felinoid
June 18th, 2006
5:30:41 AM CDT
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"it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site." Let's see. My Religion (and a few like it) get accused of folowing Satan. Never mind that Saten is part of the Christian religion and has nothing to do with my religion or any religion remotely similer to mine. Also non-christians such as myself often ridicule Christians. Atheists bad mouth everyone and get the same in return. But only one religion sues everyone on the planet "religously" over it.
izlude1984
June 18th, 2006
5:51:51 AM CDT
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Judge me by my size do you? The force is not strong with you.
Sydd
June 18th, 2006
5:52:28 AM CDT
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Funny. Sydd is hungry for mental mass.
Kranis
June 18th, 2006
5:53:47 AM CDT
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My Thetan is Dying. Please Send Cash.
Charlok
June 18th, 2006
6:09:47 AM CDT
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Words...words...words.. These ytmnds are pretty boring.
tehphar
June 18th, 2006
6:37:44 AM CDT
(-1)
No humor, intolerant, 1
agentstinky
June 18th, 2006
7:40:40 AM CDT
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Excellent! You sir, are teh win!
GrimFate19
June 18th, 2006
7:51:50 AM CDT
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so if i want to lose weight i just have to stop remebering things right? take that weight watchers!!
audiopirate
June 18th, 2006
8:15:03 AM CDT
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Nice research. Mental mass... haha... sounds a bit like that experiment they did to check the "mass" of a soul (to prove it's existance)... all non-conclusive, naturally...
muhaffad
June 18th, 2006
8:28:39 AM CDT
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Wow, what a load of crap!
Smx
June 18th, 2006
9:18:43 AM CDT
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Not worth the watch
dumple
June 18th, 2006
9:32:24 AM CDT
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Open mockery of religion FOR...THE...WIN. It's like a blue screen of death for Scientology.
ps3fool
June 18th, 2006
9:33:02 AM CDT
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-3 for music, disctracted me from the reading a lot, wich was good.
Drac39
June 18th, 2006
9:49:58 AM CDT
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I'm getting sick of these Scientology YTMNDs Max is in enough trouble
unimportant
June 18th, 2006
9:55:06 AM CDT
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uninteresting, tl;dw, etc.
AhMotherland
June 18th, 2006
10:13:25 AM CDT
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science pawns scientology
truthtotheright
June 18th, 2006
10:16:50 AM CDT
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5'd for the space dolphins!
four-two
June 18th, 2006
10:20:36 AM CDT
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+5 for music
suburbanlegend
June 18th, 2006
10:47:44 AM CDT
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You need to spin the mental mass thing into a Kirstie Alley fat joke.
kizofieva
June 18th, 2006
10:48:25 AM CDT
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I just saw this YTMND, remembered it, and now I'm fat. Thanks, *sshole.
zalb
June 18th, 2006
10:57:14 AM CDT
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A 3 for effort and learning and a nother star because I like the song.
migrn
June 18th, 2006
11:26:34 AM CDT
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LoL, Eekdacat, you got pwnt!
schiz
June 19th, 2006
10:11:21 PM CDT
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1. Uber-funny. E-meter == galvanometer is priceless. Very nice 2. Miss. "it pisses me off that the open mockery of my religion is encouraged and rewarded at this site," has obviously not seen the thousands of religion related mockeries on this site. You believe it it's fair game. I even laugh at some of the Jesus ones, despite being Christian. So get the stick out of your *ss and smile, babe. ;)
mantenna
June 26th, 2006
4:54:08 PM CDT
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LOL, that's why L.Ron was such a sh*tty science fiction writer, he didn't know sh*t about scientific concepts, I doubt he even created that machine. Spacedolphin is a scientoligist.
BrimstoneG
June 26th, 2006
9:43:47 PM CDT
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All in all good. One inaccuracy lie detectors are almost as bogus as e-meters.
Baron
June 28th, 2006
8:32:13 PM CDT
(-1)
Wow its amazing the kids that you see in these comments.
vertigo
July 4th, 2006
10:22:09 PM CDT
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Wierd Science is right...
vertigo
July 4th, 2006
10:23:45 PM CDT
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Damn it, I think I spelled "weird" wrong...
Shaun1018
July 7th, 2006
10:11:10 AM CDT
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No wonder ditzy blondes are all skinny... L. Ron might have been on to something there. but yeah its all bullsh*t.
freekenan
July 11th, 2006
6:28:48 PM CDT
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+5 for Oingo Boingo, -1 for obviousness.
perverted
July 17th, 2006
3:31:15 AM CDT
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i actually used one today, the auditor pinched my friend who used one, and the needle shot up. the guy was like "SEE THAT SEE THAT? ITS STRESS!"
jtrowe
July 25th, 2006
9:01:33 AM CDT
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5 for the song not funny, but fun to watch
bartoron
July 26th, 2006
11:32:49 AM CDT
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I'd say it is INDEED the bullsh*t option.
Chris-F
August 1st, 2006
6:46:37 PM CDT
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Save me Tom Cruise! Put the fire out with your witchcraft!
chapeau
August 3rd, 2006
6:08:27 PM CDT
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So fat people just have awesome memories and are filled to the brim with thetans.
chapeau
August 3rd, 2006
6:09:56 PM CDT
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BTW, I can't believe spacedolphin actually referred to scientology as a religion.
zephyrsky
August 7th, 2006
11:59:26 AM CDT
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ewww, get the thetans out of my fat body!
squirrelsgonewild
August 7th, 2006
12:06:52 PM CDT
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It all makes sense now.
arukado
August 7th, 2006
9:00:48 PM CDT
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The E-Meter: I vote fact.
Hellmouth
August 7th, 2006
10:34:40 PM CDT
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Oh sh*t, them I must be larger than a whale if I gain weight through imaginating things! No wonder hollywood is so braindead!
DJLO
August 10th, 2006
6:48:24 PM CDT
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i just thought myself 30 pounds thinner, THANKS L RON!
PenisPai
August 10th, 2006
6:49:01 PM CDT
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Holy sh*t, what is up with all of these scientology YTMND's? They're not funny, I don't know what it's about, I don't care what it's about, but they can believe whatever the hell they want to believe in.
Ramen78
August 10th, 2006
6:59:03 PM CDT
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It's strange how people believe is this crap. This is as ridiculous as Santa Claus.
shuko
August 13th, 2006
5:48:03 PM CDT
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Oh, so that's why when people say they just think about eating chocolate and putting on weight, it's actually scientology....
FriendlyNeighborhood
August 20th, 2006
1:59:47 PM CDT
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
Handshakes
August 27th, 2006
11:12:01 PM CDT
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fav'd for the song
figpucker
August 30th, 2006
3:05:55 AM CDT
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bytting
August 31st, 2006
2:32:51 PM CDT
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nice choice of music, have a 5 for your effort =)
thenavigator
September 1st, 2006
12:03:26 AM CDT
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Music saves it.
Georgous
September 1st, 2006
12:12:54 AM CDT
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are we supposed to be surprised that scientology is bullsh*t?
twentythree
September 1st, 2006
1:14:41 AM CDT
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Failed.
freeninja
September 1st, 2006
1:33:12 AM CDT
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i used an e-meter at the l. ron museum in hollywood. they asked me to think different things, like stressful situations. so i thought of rainbows and chocolate milkshakes. the chick said it was very traumatic.
sexymofo
September 9th, 2006
11:02:41 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
oracle402
September 9th, 2006
11:03:31 PM CDT
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Finally, a scientology YTMND without that damn Rise of Satan song.
secksymofo
September 9th, 2006
11:37:37 PM CDT
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
burt
September 23rd, 2006
12:52:55 AM CDT
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Scientology sucks, but so do powerpoint presentations.
dedcat
January 4th, 2007
2:10:25 AM CST
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he was a pretty chunky dude...
Karhallarn
February 10th, 2007
5:21:41 PM CST
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Hubbard fails at sanity.