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Rejoice - new sound (06-25) A wins. Fry - "Why couldn't she have been one of those other mermaids with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?" Edit: Comic in context: mermaiddilemma.ytmnd.com/ Edit 2: Homer's sound: chooseporn.ytmnd.com
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fruitmunch
May 25th, 2006
1:27:33 AM CDT
(3)
The mermaid; mouth can substitute.
cooman2
May 5th, 2007
12:28:17 AM CDT
(0)
the mermaid, shes cute. plus, what would you rather wake up next to, a preety face, or a fish head?
orion44
May 25th, 2006
1:27:36 AM CDT
(0)
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL------------------------------------ Bounty stands at $20 for first one to id the mystery song----http://unknownsong.ytmnd.com
chacho-nips
May 25th, 2006
1:29:17 AM CDT
(0)
mmmmm, fish head.
Deebsone
May 25th, 2006
1:29:54 AM CDT
(0)
A
Ryanonymous
May 25th, 2006
1:29:54 AM CDT
(0)
blowjob plz
WTL
May 25th, 2006
1:30:17 AM CDT
(0)
Silly. Just silly.
dave-sempai
May 25th, 2006
1:31:28 AM CDT
(0)
top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality.
Siegmund
May 25th, 2006
1:33:39 AM CDT
(0)
Want me to upload the whole thing in context or make later another YTMND where it appears in context?
fruitmunch
May 25th, 2006
1:34:45 AM CDT
(0)
Surprise us.
petah2001
May 25th, 2006
1:36:41 AM CDT
(0)
A
Siegmund
May 25th, 2006
1:37:00 AM CDT
(0)
Ok.. I'll do it later today.... Look it up for updates, as I'll link it from here.
fruitmunch
May 25th, 2006
1:39:53 AM CDT
(2)
PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11
EyeBeatWomen
May 25th, 2006
1:40:32 AM CDT
(2)
Whatever one is younger. Hopefully one of them is 12!!!
MasterSitsu
May 25th, 2006
1:41:26 AM CDT
(0)
I'ma f*ck me a fish
robot-god
May 25th, 2006
1:45:44 AM CDT
(0)
I cannot decide.
Eivo
May 25th, 2006
1:46:32 AM CDT
(0)
A
ideom
May 25th, 2006
1:52:08 AM CDT
(0)
I'd pick B.
j0ekicka55
May 25th, 2006
1:57:03 AM CDT
(0)
A, "The mermaid; mouth can substitute." What fruitmunch said.
Supermanisme
May 25th, 2006
1:57:14 AM CDT
(0)
left, oral sex ftw
Torchy
May 25th, 2006
1:57:29 AM CDT
(0)
fruitmunch got it. 'Fish head' indeed. :)
Jekku
May 25th, 2006
1:57:43 AM CDT
(0)
A.
Pettitman
May 25th, 2006
2:01:12 AM CDT
(0)
great!!!!
jorrar
May 25th, 2006
2:03:53 AM CDT
(0)
Ariel ftw
DJDJ
May 25th, 2006
2:05:00 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid. Far more attractive.
gamekid
May 25th, 2006
2:05:02 AM CDT
(0)
I too vote A.
TheMadMonkey
May 25th, 2006
2:07:44 AM CDT
(0)
FWAP FWAP, I'd go B: easier to kill and eat when you inevitably run out of food, plus can't swim away and less bitching. Still smells like fish though.
jesus-the-magic-mexi
May 25th, 2006
2:12:09 AM CDT
(0)
Pedophilia seems to be in a lead over beastiality. I still can't tell which is which though. Personaly I like tits.
shadydragon
May 25th, 2006
2:15:37 AM CDT
(0)
hot mermaid..... i cant bring myself to f*ck a fish head.
blonDDie
May 25th, 2006
2:17:43 AM CDT
(0)
both?
Valawrath
May 25th, 2006
2:18:45 AM CDT
(0)
fish head 1....as i can make babies for meat wen i eat the babies
jp2m5
May 25th, 2006
2:19:09 AM CDT
(0)
A: Because B is like a fish with some freak disorder. A is like a human with a freak disorder. Plus I could ask her to give me a ride back to civilization. The fish would just dance around on the island. Also, get this. You would have to f*ck B underwater. Gills.
miltonstapler
May 25th, 2006
2:19:30 AM CDT
(0)
top half ftw, lmao
felinoid
May 25th, 2006
2:19:38 AM CDT
(-2)
Mermaid. No PMS, No trying to kick me in the **** and can hold a conversation. (She looks 12 so sex isn't an option)
chibiauthor
May 25th, 2006
2:21:30 AM CDT
(0)
mermaid sex... interresting... hope she dont have as much kids as a fish...
Mech
May 25th, 2006
2:30:29 AM CDT
(0)
Top half... Pussy is good, but not that good...
sark76
May 25th, 2006
2:31:21 AM CDT
(0)
that question cut into my soul
SpinningKick
May 25th, 2006
2:33:17 AM CDT
(0)
top. You could communicate with her so she could get you food from undersea if you had trouble surviving. Plus BJ'd for great justice.
TheChad
May 25th, 2006
2:38:38 AM CDT
(0)
A because blowjobs are great and BECAUSE SHE LOOKS 12 ^_^
sstrfstr
May 25th, 2006
2:45:43 AM CDT
(0)
The mermaid; mouth can substitute. x2
ziptal
May 25th, 2006
2:47:45 AM CDT
(0)
why the f*ck does everyone want to talk to the mermaid? personally i would f*ck the sh*t out of the fishlips. Put a nice paperbag over her fish-head, add on a picture of elizabeth hurley or some other hot chick and we're good to go. Bonus being: i wouldnt have to listen to mer-bitch talk about celebrities, how her day went and how some other mer-bitch is a slut along with all the other dumb sh*t women talk about. Seriously, A conversation? haha you naive young men.
nine-volt
May 25th, 2006
2:50:06 AM CDT
(0)
half of each - chop chop stitch stitch - SHE'S ALL FISH BABY!
uzi9mm
May 25th, 2006
2:50:24 AM CDT
(0)
mermaid cuz she can blow u and you can tity f*ck her
Flopsy
May 25th, 2006
2:58:51 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid.
bonerson
May 25th, 2006
3:10:15 AM CDT
(0)
that sample is very loopable, otherwise a 5. and for the record, the top half, but only because i had a bad experience with a fish head back in college. long story...
xycos
May 25th, 2006
3:15:08 AM CDT
(0)
Holy sh*t, that's a really tough choice! Well, pussy tastes like fish anyway, so I guess I could live with kissing it, too. Bottom half human FTW!
HELLFAUCET
May 25th, 2006
3:16:15 AM CDT
(0)
i'd choose the pussy, cut off the fish, and f*ck the dead pussy until it rotted and skin came off on my dick.
stratos-the-bratos
May 25th, 2006
3:18:10 AM CDT
(0)
I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options.
Nukeitall
May 25th, 2006
3:32:06 AM CDT
(2)
Some of these comments are f*cking classic. 5 for the hilarity.
IXISIXI
May 25th, 2006
3:32:19 AM CDT
(0)
Top hands down.
pikkupupu
May 25th, 2006
3:36:00 AM CDT
(0)
"PEDOPHILIA VS. BEASTIALITY?! ZOMG TEH ULTIMET BATTEL!!!!11" 4īd just for that
Irvin700
May 25th, 2006
3:38:57 AM CDT
(0)
the bottom half is all i need, the top half is just a talking life support for the vagina ;)
LounActITB
May 25th, 2006
3:40:03 AM CDT
(0)
GREAT
YourMaster
May 25th, 2006
3:43:09 AM CDT
(0)
I 5 this because people here are getting into serious philosophical debates over how much fish they are willing to f*ck :P
papajohn
May 25th, 2006
3:50:29 AM CDT
(0)
MERMAID ALL THE WAY, dude you can still get head and titty f*ck em, and if your feeling real nasty, im sure they have an opening between the scales somewhere - besides there alot easier to look at
NeoMatrixClt
May 25th, 2006
3:53:03 AM CDT
(0)
Bottom Half of A, top half of B
MrApgar
May 25th, 2006
3:57:51 AM CDT
(1)
bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child
PatBateman
May 25th, 2006
4:17:24 AM CDT
(0)
different song but i gotta go with the top
mfndve
May 25th, 2006
4:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
i'd take the one on the right. that way, i could eat the upper fish portion, and keep the part with the vagina for later.
Professor-Q
May 25th, 2006
4:31:31 AM CDT
(0)
I choose A, cuz of the blowjob, handjob, titjob, armpitjob, and hairjob options. ditto ^
Professor-Q
May 25th, 2006
4:32:33 AM CDT
(0)
Oops.
XenoWolf
May 25th, 2006
4:38:59 AM CDT
(0)
A, handjob and blowjob will suffice.
wonkmeister
May 25th, 2006
4:43:27 AM CDT
(0)
normal mermaid of course
YouWereMyBrother
May 25th, 2006
4:44:56 AM CDT
(0)
I'll still find a way to fertilize her eggs. XD
ps3fool
May 25th, 2006
4:50:43 AM CDT
(0)
5 for crash test dummies and faved also
wonkmeister
May 25th, 2006
4:52:58 AM CDT
(0)
on second thought I agree with MrApgar...
AWal
May 25th, 2006
5:00:01 AM CDT
(0)
9V's comment is just disturbing. Pedo/Beast? hard decision for me.
nobody
May 25th, 2006
5:01:30 AM CDT
(0)
A
SlackBabbath
May 25th, 2006
5:02:39 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for Crash Test Dummies ftw.
Xolias
May 25th, 2006
5:06:04 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid ftw. I don't think I could lay in bed next to the fish head.
KyleTheWeasel
May 25th, 2006
5:17:28 AM CDT
(0)
Is it wrong to think "Food until rescue." when looking at either of them?
Flopsy
May 25th, 2006
5:21:05 AM CDT
(0)
"bottom half: get "it" pregnant and hopefully the child will come out normal. then you can have sex with teh child"
Flopsy
May 25th, 2006
5:22:25 AM CDT
(0)
^ Greatest idea ever. ^
MyLifeForAiur
May 25th, 2006
5:22:45 AM CDT
(0)
Are you trying to say the mermaid doesn't have a vagina? Because she probably does. And it's always wet. And the fish may have a human vagina, but it still smells like fish.
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
5:29:43 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid. Only because fish can't talk. Or not properly. And everyone knows that being alone with no one who is human/sentient can lead to insanity. Which is a bad thing on a deserted island. Also she would be able to get me some seafood.
MyLifeForAiur
May 25th, 2006
5:30:27 AM CDT
(0)
She could catch them right in her mermaid vagina on accident, swimming backward.
Nyte
May 25th, 2006
5:34:06 AM CDT
(0)
I choose the fish for Pussy. Paper bag can help the top half
CHTHON
May 25th, 2006
5:42:35 AM CDT
(0)
Top half
Humphro
May 25th, 2006
5:44:37 AM CDT
(0)
A, because B is going to try and eat me.
shittiestytmnderever
May 25th, 2006
5:48:33 AM CDT
(0)
Like, Humphro said. B would definitely try to eat you. It's a giant f*cking fish with human legs. What do you expect? It would probably have fights with Godzilla and sh*t.
Ralynxi
May 25th, 2006
5:48:44 AM CDT
(-2)
BJs are better than vagina f*cking.
Jesushobo
May 25th, 2006
5:51:02 AM CDT
(0)
well maybe if the left one didnt look 12, but the right one just needs a trasbag over the top half
rocket-scientist
May 25th, 2006
5:54:48 AM CDT
(0)
A.
DarthMeatloaf
May 25th, 2006
6:03:06 AM CDT
(0)
The mermaid. She can be communicated with and sent to find help for me..........oh, right. I mean she can blow me.
Trebar
May 25th, 2006
6:05:51 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, the fishhead can't even give a handjob...
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
6:08:40 AM CDT
(0)
Hello? Deserted island! Where to get a bag to put over B's head. Plus where do you get one big enough to cover it? At least A has other abilities apart from walking and teh sex!!1
Fried-Potato
May 25th, 2006
6:12:09 AM CDT
(0)
The human thighs combined with the fishy upper half combine to make an awesome amount of meals when it comes time for cannibalism.
Jasbrit
May 25th, 2006
6:12:30 AM CDT
(0)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mermaid_Problem
themadjester
May 25th, 2006
6:36:58 AM CDT
(0)
ummm, am I the only one who saw the phrase "Alone" on a desert island? There would be no companion anyway but my hand and my dwindling sanity.
Muzz718
May 25th, 2006
6:37:04 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid!
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
6:37:27 AM CDT
(1)
But with the mermaid you don't have to eat her. She'll find your food for you :) And, if you're cruel enough, you can get her to cook for you :D
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
6:40:56 AM CDT
(0)
If themadjester is right, the question should be: "If you went insane and you started getting hallucinations and you would develop a hallucinated companion, which would you choose?" Well, actually, I would go for B in that situation. Why? Because I obviously went crazy :)
Toilet
May 25th, 2006
6:59:32 AM CDT
(0)
Futurama much?
RisenRooster
May 25th, 2006
7:00:29 AM CDT
(0)
"top half, can't talk to a fish. and having sex with a fish headed thing is beastiality." why would you want to talk to her?
RisenRooster
May 25th, 2006
7:03:13 AM CDT
(0)
oh top half by the way.
Kenrick
May 25th, 2006
7:03:54 AM CDT
(0)
A
shittiestytmnderever
May 25th, 2006
7:12:34 AM CDT
(0)
Toilet: Futurama did not invent this joke/dilemma.
Ramza500
May 25th, 2006
7:28:27 AM CDT
(0)
It depends, does she use her mouth for constant nagging in A or just sex and good conversation? Because otherwise, I'd rather have silence and 2 perfectly good holes.
windovvs95
May 25th, 2006
7:40:19 AM CDT
(0)
bj k thx
Econojon
May 25th, 2006
7:41:59 AM CDT
(0)
well, she probably won't want to give me a blowjob...and I can't get turned on by a fish...I'd go B. I can always put a bag over it's head and dream of the mermaid.
Grog
May 25th, 2006
7:52:46 AM CDT
(0)
A
BLT
May 25th, 2006
7:57:12 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid. She can still give head!
WowAceDude
May 25th, 2006
8:19:06 AM CDT
(0)
Blowjobs for the rest of my life. Ok.
Ezraen
May 25th, 2006
8:39:34 AM CDT
(0)
I choose A. I would have gotten pussy with B
shelton
May 25th, 2006
8:39:49 AM CDT
(0)
whichever one has more delicious fish meat to eat
Ezraen
May 25th, 2006
8:40:35 AM CDT
(0)
also ass. But with A I can get boobs and mouth and a less ugly creature.
Flakmaster
May 25th, 2006
8:42:47 AM CDT
(0)
A, the mermaid.
TiredFad
May 25th, 2006
8:48:46 AM CDT
(0)
That's from a manga series called Short Cuts, I believe.
Tranceplant
May 25th, 2006
8:52:12 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid! Like they said.. mouth can substitute very, very well... hmm.. and don't mermaid have an ass? Anyway...
Icachowda
May 25th, 2006
8:52:21 AM CDT
(0)
A
PVDH
May 25th, 2006
8:58:24 AM CDT
(0)
I never thought about that....
Armadaz
May 25th, 2006
9:07:54 AM CDT
(0)
I can f*ck her face all day, so the human top
iezmoz
May 25th, 2006
9:10:29 AM CDT
(0)
good one! i chose A. The fish cant clean itself, thus youre looking at one dirty couche. plus the fact that those legs will grow hair in no time, and the fish has no arms to shave them. im not shavin that sh*t!
nachoo
May 25th, 2006
9:11:01 AM CDT
(0)
A.... No, B. Having a foot fetish just makes this harder!
kerred
May 25th, 2006
9:11:20 AM CDT
(0)
Siegmund, I have a good recommendation: Look for The Album "The Hard and the Easy" by Great Big Sea, a song called "The Mermaid", and thank me later ;)
AhMotherland
May 25th, 2006
9:11:24 AM CDT
(0)
Dude, A because B is freaking the hell out of me. WAIT! BETTER IDEA! Get some ugly wench to steal her voice and turn her into a full human. That solves 2 problems at once!
alwaysenfield
May 25th, 2006
9:21:47 AM CDT
(0)
A. Blowjob kk
heyendrew
May 25th, 2006
9:31:28 AM CDT
(0)
mermaid. bj's all day!
keichix
May 25th, 2006
9:34:53 AM CDT
(0)
Ah ah ah, it would be very disappointing to choose A and then find out she's not into oral sex, or worse, she doesn't like you. I suppose it's better to spend a little effort to catch the running fish-head.
Trauma
May 25th, 2006
9:35:39 AM CDT
(0)
also A
jakeman
May 25th, 2006
9:35:42 AM CDT
(0)
you guys are all pigs. make this site NSFW, just because. you dick pig heads make me sick. "yeah, i'd like to have sex with all the women in the world, and get aids while i'm at it!" idiots.
Bondo
May 25th, 2006
9:37:38 AM CDT
(0)
i'll take titties and a bj over fish poon any day
Ramen-Man
May 25th, 2006
9:37:57 AM CDT
(0)
A= hot
dasuberwoo
May 25th, 2006
9:38:12 AM CDT
(0)
A
jakeman
May 25th, 2006
9:39:13 AM CDT
(-1)
also, go die in fires. all you pigs think about is sex, you give men, and humans, bad rep for living. how about this; i get each one of you castrated, now which do you chose?
Spotz
May 25th, 2006
9:42:57 AM CDT
(0)
A
Bobbert
May 25th, 2006
9:43:36 AM CDT
(0)
I choose jakeman.
keichix
May 25th, 2006
9:44:22 AM CDT
(0)
I choose Jakeman!!!
ii0oo0ooii
May 25th, 2006
9:45:44 AM CDT
(0)
haha. nice
MrOwl
May 25th, 2006
10:01:40 AM CDT
(0)
I say do some surgery cuit the fish head off the one with bottomhalf human and put the top half on it
ZekeSulastin
May 25th, 2006
10:01:42 AM CDT
(0)
A, just because I'd rather have someone to talk to rather than being completely alone. I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern :/
TheFatKid
May 25th, 2006
10:08:29 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid.
Lanik
May 25th, 2006
10:11:15 AM CDT
(0)
Defintely A. Never desperate enough for B.
ballen2k
May 25th, 2006
10:13:24 AM CDT
(0)
awmygad.... thats tricky, =)
cnek
May 25th, 2006
10:16:08 AM CDT
(0)
Mermaid ftw
OldSchoolGarg
May 25th, 2006
10:19:44 AM CDT
(0)
b!!!duhh you get pussy and *sshole... f*ck one till its not good and switch it up.
OldSchoolGarg
May 25th, 2006
10:21:56 AM CDT
(0)
wait... i would pick A because hand job blow job tit f*ck and something to look at... though pussy is amazing
Diablo
May 25th, 2006
10:21:58 AM CDT
(0)
" The mermaid; mouth can substitute." - fruitmunch makes a solid point.
DavidII
May 25th, 2006
10:32:23 AM CDT
(0)
Choice A for me :).
Fifty-Ten
May 25th, 2006
10:34:29 AM CDT
(0)
If there was food on the island, Mermaid. If there wasn't, fish. Anyway isn't there a chance the mermaid still has some kind of.. um.. orafice..
Oonter
May 25th, 2006
10:52:47 AM CDT
(0)
TOP HALF!! Looks>pussy
Innerdissolution
May 25th, 2006
10:53:02 AM CDT
(0)
Fifty, mouth = orifice. Which brings me to my point: bj ftw.
CaptainCripple
May 25th, 2006
10:53:44 AM CDT
(0)
I'd just f*ck the mermaid in the mouth and watch her chock on my cock.
vertigo
May 25th, 2006
10:58:20 AM CDT
(0)
The normal mermaid. A blowjob is fine too, and boobs are good.
rubycalaber
May 25th, 2006
10:58:40 AM CDT
(0)
Top half human plz.
Frontovik
May 25th, 2006
11:00:01 AM CDT
(0)
I've got an oral fetish. 'Nuff said.
Adam
May 25th, 2006
11:07:23 AM CDT
(0)
ANY KIDS WANT f*ckING?
evilforeignbody
May 25th, 2006
11:07:50 AM CDT
(0)
There's more to do with the top half. Plus the mermaid could go get me as many fish as I wanted with her amazing swimming ability. ...And she could never ask for kids.
DoomBoom
May 25th, 2006
11:09:01 AM CDT
(0)
A obviously. she can get me some oral lovin', then we can swim to civilization where i can sell her to scientists. you can't tell a fish brained twat where to go!
chapeau
May 25th, 2006
11:13:00 AM CDT
(0)
A, I couldn't f*ck something that looked lovingly at me with a fish face. Also titties...
zavan
May 25th, 2006
11:18:48 AM CDT
(0)
I choose left because a mermaid still has to have some kind of hole to stick it in down there.
zavan
May 25th, 2006
11:22:41 AM CDT
(0)
also the one with the fish head has gills so you would always have to do it doggy style with its head in the water and *ss on the beach
ScndPistonHonda
May 25th, 2006
11:44:15 AM CDT
(0)
Apgar makes a good point. With B you can procreate and potentially have normal humans or even top-human mermaids. At the very least you could have more pussies and asses to f*ck.
mantenna
May 25th, 2006
11:46:47 AM CDT
(0)
yeah, top half, she can just give head.
Tyler2k
May 25th, 2006
11:49:13 AM CDT
(0)
Fwap Fwap? More like fap fap...
rotomonkey
May 25th, 2006
11:50:16 AM CDT
(0)
ugh....I unno thasa toughy
raptorcardz
May 25th, 2006
11:55:22 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah mermaid no contest. Oral, tittie f*ck you name it!
ZEROEVILDARKCOOL
May 25th, 2006
11:58:43 AM CDT
(0)
MERMAID HOES PUSSY SMELL LIKE PUSSY ANYWAY OLOLOL
ac6517
May 25th, 2006
12:00:30 PM CDT
(0)
I take the mermaid because the mermaid looks like she's 12...
misterniceguy7
May 25th, 2006
12:11:22 PM CDT
(0)
... you all fail at life... lame song and lame discussion...
Shen
May 25th, 2006
12:37:47 PM CDT
(0)
If there's a mermaid then it's not going to be uninhabited then is it?
usable22
May 25th, 2006
12:38:20 PM CDT
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Well, the one with the fishhead on the end wont talk much... so you dont have to listen to bitching either :D
Diabloman
May 25th, 2006
12:47:09 PM CDT
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Quick bio lesson, if it helps anyone. The fishhead creature is rather awkward, and would have great difficulty hunting, and would soon die of starvation. However, traditionally, mermaids cannot speak, ruling out conversation.
AEnemia
May 25th, 2006
12:48:20 PM CDT
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Mermaid. They can suck, and have a hidden pussy anyhow.
Diabloman
May 25th, 2006
12:49:13 PM CDT
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In addition, while some have surmised that A may have some kind of "mermaid vagina", if mermaids procreate as fish do, there is no sexual activity... eggs are "sprayed" out a tiny opening. While it may be possible to try to f*ck this opening if you've got a particularly short and narrow penis, the risk of being sprayed with eggs might be a bit unsettling.
tigrad
May 25th, 2006
12:53:50 PM CDT
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Top half, cause the fish would be like *wtf? why r im out watar?*
Jimbobsama
May 25th, 2006
12:58:21 PM CDT
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"Why couldn't she have been one of those other mermaids with the fish part on top and the lady part on bottom?" - Fry
CrazyRay
May 25th, 2006
1:03:36 PM CDT
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Add quote from Futurama: The Deep South..."Oh, why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top and the lady part on the bottom?"
Yasuchika
May 25th, 2006
1:05:29 PM CDT
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A
Mr-Shroom
May 25th, 2006
1:06:34 PM CDT
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She's got to have an anus around there somewhere. I'm voting for A; But I'll admit, B would at least keep me amused. FWAP FWAP.
keichix
May 25th, 2006
1:09:11 PM CDT
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Anyway on a deserted island i wouldn't have much time for the mermaid, with the button to push every 108 minutes...
ForScience
May 25th, 2006
1:15:39 PM CDT
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A
AEnemia
May 25th, 2006
1:15:43 PM CDT
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Mermaids are mammals. Therefore, they have a womans vagina hidden on them.
ytcracker
May 25th, 2006
1:20:57 PM CDT
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i agree mouth
Fareaster
May 25th, 2006
1:21:25 PM CDT
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hmmmm, yeah mouth can do it.
krowa04
May 25th, 2006
1:25:07 PM CDT
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I choose the mermaid, blowjobs ftw
Jobes
May 25th, 2006
1:27:56 PM CDT
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wow that's a hard choice. I might have to go with A...
Icecream458
May 25th, 2006
1:28:38 PM CDT
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Hmmmm
Punisher
May 25th, 2006
1:36:45 PM CDT
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BJ, FTW
Staindfan499
May 25th, 2006
1:37:57 PM CDT
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definitely the second one I could care less about fish breath
evilplayer
May 25th, 2006
1:38:16 PM CDT
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Top half can still tittie f*ck
ensignmpls
May 25th, 2006
1:40:11 PM CDT
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Okay, this one is SO left field.
Iceehockey21
May 25th, 2006
1:45:42 PM CDT
(0)
top half
XxXxXxX
May 25th, 2006
1:48:39 PM CDT
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Meh, i'd rather get a blowjob from chick then f*ck a fish.
genkidama20
May 25th, 2006
1:49:56 PM CDT
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top half, i agree with the bj consensus
GIVEMEREPLAY
May 25th, 2006
1:50:23 PM CDT
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5 for a Ricky Gervais joke.
gmalz
May 25th, 2006
1:51:18 PM CDT
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pfft yeah ha bj's are just as good
Evilnurn
May 25th, 2006
1:52:13 PM CDT
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top half human
Gh0s7
May 25th, 2006
1:55:28 PM CDT
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top half ftw lol 5'd luthordoommusic.ytmnd.com
TheCuza
May 25th, 2006
1:58:21 PM CDT
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Both, and a team of surgeons.
BerSerKer104
May 25th, 2006
1:58:43 PM CDT
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Mermaid needs bigger tits.
BlazingSage
May 25th, 2006
2:03:12 PM CDT
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A, because even a mermaid has to poop from somewhere....
STUBZ
May 25th, 2006
2:03:33 PM CDT
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Top half human...Giant fish heads are very unpleasant and I can imagine nightmares after sexual relations.
Inputnamehere
May 25th, 2006
2:08:24 PM CDT
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A
BlitzX
May 25th, 2006
2:24:43 PM CDT
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Depends if she can give a mean blowjob or not. Top part for now. No blowjob experience = bottom half.
Pkmnrulz240
May 25th, 2006
2:28:44 PM CDT
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Yea, can I get half of both? I mean, I'd defintely want the bottom half of A and the top of B. :D
Spittinglama
May 25th, 2006
2:31:22 PM CDT
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A because a fish head is scary to f*ck
DavidII
May 25th, 2006
2:33:52 PM CDT
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Boobies and still no NSFW? YTMND has entered a new high!
pawlied
May 25th, 2006
2:34:47 PM CDT
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mmm top half.
ProfessorBooty
May 25th, 2006
2:35:15 PM CDT
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would you do this to us?!!??! :'''( I guess I would pick... OMG I CAN'T PICK AHHHHHHHH I think I'm gonna go lie down.
Seraphael
May 25th, 2006
2:38:59 PM CDT
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A. She's got a mouth.
ColdStone
May 25th, 2006
2:39:42 PM CDT
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I knew the comments for this one would not disappoint.
LiquidusSnakus
May 25th, 2006
2:43:48 PM CDT
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Does it really matter? Mermaids become fully human when they leave the water.
SuperStingray
May 25th, 2006
2:43:49 PM CDT
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A
ArrowHead
May 25th, 2006
3:06:27 PM CDT
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Good question. Mermaid's got the looks, but reverse mermaid's got the poon.
blizzardo
May 25th, 2006
3:09:36 PM CDT
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regular mermaid, as long as she can give good...uh...stuff... :P
ArrowHead
May 25th, 2006
3:10:43 PM CDT
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naturally. :) mermaid for the win
MisterMonkeyman
May 25th, 2006
3:14:37 PM CDT
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I choose option C. All fish.
Xioyux
May 25th, 2006
3:20:55 PM CDT
(0)
Mermaid.
DanTheMan101
May 25th, 2006
3:21:52 PM CDT
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DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!
galaxhood
May 25th, 2006
3:24:58 PM CDT
(0)
A
JimCramer
May 25th, 2006
3:34:47 PM CDT
(0)
Mermaid, you'll be eating fish with any women...
joeshmo
May 25th, 2006
3:37:18 PM CDT
(0)
B
Xioyux
May 25th, 2006
3:37:33 PM CDT
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A, and if she starts bitching you can just throw her on the barbeque anyway.
magicbeaverpelt
May 25th, 2006
3:43:29 PM CDT
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it makes me feel all good inside
spacemarine
May 25th, 2006
3:47:22 PM CDT
(0)
A
Thundergod989
May 25th, 2006
4:02:49 PM CDT
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neither i`d wank it.
midorinite
May 25th, 2006
4:03:44 PM CDT
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If the mermaid had bigger boobs, the vote would be unanimous.
squirrelsgonewild
May 25th, 2006
4:06:47 PM CDT
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hrrrmmmmm
Melborne
May 25th, 2006
4:07:33 PM CDT
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boobs are boobs. A.
soulwithtime
May 25th, 2006
4:12:27 PM CDT
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probably A, id make my own hole anyways
GasAttack
May 25th, 2006
4:14:17 PM CDT
(0)
Bottom half.
SymphonX
May 25th, 2006
4:22:27 PM CDT
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I choose Pikachu!
Necro99
May 25th, 2006
4:33:05 PM CDT
(0)
Mermaid, same reason as 1st
Sudokian
May 25th, 2006
4:33:44 PM CDT
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Human top half. The fish is sexy but I like 12 year old girls.
spazzy1213
May 25th, 2006
4:36:29 PM CDT
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Azored
Wubbzy
May 25th, 2006
4:40:26 PM CDT
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Definitely the mermaid. a) I can stand looking at her, b) head is good, and c) booooooooobs.
VincentFox
May 25th, 2006
4:48:18 PM CDT
(0)
C
KyubiSan
May 25th, 2006
4:56:27 PM CDT
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I don't get how screwing something that has a fish head is any more or less bestiality that screwing something with a fish bottom, especially since the genetalia goes on the bottom.
InvaderTK
May 25th, 2006
4:59:08 PM CDT
(0)
A.
Fly1ngTo4st3r
May 25th, 2006
5:00:53 PM CDT
(0)
top half human, not being able to go past 3rd base > sex with a fish head
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
5:03:32 PM CDT
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"I think in a deserted island situation, sex is a secondary concern" quoted for truth. A lot of people immideately think about sex with this pic/situation, while survival is much more important.
EwoudCP
May 25th, 2006
5:04:34 PM CDT
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But as I said earlier, I'd choose B if it was a hallucination, because fish headed people in hallucinations always rock!
REforever101
May 25th, 2006
5:04:46 PM CDT
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top half....bj's baby
XxTopCatxX
May 25th, 2006
5:07:01 PM CDT
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definetly the mermaid. Id rather get head from a hot girl with a cool fin-thing than f*ck a fish with legs.
DaltontheSultan
May 25th, 2006
5:11:34 PM CDT
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5 for Jakeman being a self righteous holier than thou twat.
monkeyleejones
May 25th, 2006
5:15:15 PM CDT
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i'd rather be blown by ariel than have to f*ck a fish.
CataclysmicBeefstick
May 25th, 2006
5:18:09 PM CDT
(0)
A
Goneja
May 25th, 2006
5:21:30 PM CDT
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Funny f*cking sh*t man. You win. Lol.
CaptianHowdy
May 25th, 2006
5:24:26 PM CDT
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are you kidding me? top half no doubt...who says the fin looking bottom half dosent have a vagina anyway?
OMGWTFBBG
May 25th, 2006
5:29:37 PM CDT
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Does the fish have teeth?
Stomplebane
May 25th, 2006
5:33:31 PM CDT
(0)
B
Econojon
May 25th, 2006
5:35:02 PM CDT
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Check out this pic! MOPEY FIXED HER! ;) http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwnedj24af.jpg
MORELIKEPUMA
May 25th, 2006
5:50:14 PM CDT
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Either one is fine. you could just use a paper bag on the fish.
Xer0
May 25th, 2006
5:52:39 PM CDT
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Choice A, easily. You've got tits, a human face, and the ability to receive blowjobs and handjobs.
TheGmaster
May 25th, 2006
5:58:51 PM CDT
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Come on... Seriously? The mermaid is the obvious choice!
svenson
May 25th, 2006
5:59:44 PM CDT
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I choose the mermaid.... Get her to give me oral!!!
Amenhotep2
May 25th, 2006
6:00:14 PM CDT
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I choose A. Xer0 made some good points; I agree with him.
Xioyux
May 25th, 2006
6:01:45 PM CDT
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http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwnedj24af.jpg lol
ibanezdude
May 25th, 2006
6:07:20 PM CDT
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Obvious for all of the reasons Xer0 mentions.
FuzzyDuck
May 25th, 2006
6:12:42 PM CDT
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Top half. Same reason that fruitmunch had.
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