Semi-epic Picard Manuever
Created on: April 23rd, 2006
Semi-epic Picard Manuever
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Deaglejosh
April 23rd, 2006
10:54:16 AM CDT
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lolololol not 1337!!!
Kirbyoto
April 23rd, 2006
10:55:32 AM CDT
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Give him a break, he's an old man. Nice contrast from the Geordi Maneuver, though.
anamelikemine
April 23rd, 2006
11:02:15 AM CDT
(0)
Truly semi-epic. :p
SpinningKick
April 23rd, 2006
11:03:35 AM CDT
(0)
check the end of first contact; Picard is relatively ripped for an old man. And its epic because Picard is the one doing it.
Pierce
April 23rd, 2006
11:07:17 AM CDT
(2)
that gets a 13, the 37 are lost when he fails to barrel roll.
shmishyshlish
April 23rd, 2006
11:07:48 AM CDT
(0)
HA
Nickolai
April 23rd, 2006
11:08:29 AM CDT
(0)
Picard has a lot of experience avoiding his garage door.
sammy2004sammy
April 23rd, 2006
11:09:17 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHA 5!!!
audiopirate
April 23rd, 2006
11:13:04 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, nice contrast. :D
Spotz
April 23rd, 2006
11:13:51 AM CDT
(-1)
Horrible.
evilregal
April 23rd, 2006
11:19:35 AM CDT
(4)
f*ck you spotz...jealous much? This is gold wrapped in platinum encrusted with diamonds held and lightly coated with your mom's vaginal juices.
spring-loaded
June 6th, 2007
10:40:01 PM CDT
(0)
This comment deserves an award.
throes
April 23rd, 2006
11:20:27 AM CDT
(0)
WIN
Baron
April 23rd, 2006
11:26:56 AM CDT
(0)
hahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahaha
heatonism
April 23rd, 2006
11:29:22 AM CDT
(0)
I'm no Trekkie, but this fad is awesome
Polygon
April 23rd, 2006
11:30:04 AM CDT
(0)
i smell a fad!
WAchu
April 23rd, 2006
11:32:03 AM CDT
(0)
Semi-epic maneuvers are even funnier than epic maneuvers!
Father-McKenzie
April 23rd, 2006
11:32:03 AM CDT
(0)
hahah geordi is still the epic master
Spotz
April 23rd, 2006
11:34:34 AM CDT
(-1)
OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET
Biskquik
April 23rd, 2006
11:34:39 AM CDT
(-1)
truly mediocre
grassleaf
April 23rd, 2006
11:36:01 AM CDT
(0)
Oh no! The dry ice is melting!
KwaiChangCaine
April 23rd, 2006
11:36:24 AM CDT
(0)
Geordi rolls, Picard... ducks?
orizzle
April 23rd, 2006
11:36:35 AM CDT
(-1)
mehness
monkeefluff
April 23rd, 2006
11:36:37 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Dsquared0023
April 23rd, 2006
11:36:57 AM CDT
(0)
LOLOLOL!!! Brilliant. 5+++++++
banshee1020
April 23rd, 2006
11:39:27 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Three-stars
April 23rd, 2006
11:41:20 AM CDT
(0)
C'mon guys, HE'S FRENCH! He's lucky to do that. No offense to the French I love your crappy snail foods.
kryptoknightmare
April 23rd, 2006
11:42:52 AM CDT
(0)
YES
Waziot
April 23rd, 2006
11:44:30 AM CDT
(0)
There should definetly be one of these for every member of the Star Trek cast because it's so goddamn hilarious every time.
Muse
April 23rd, 2006
11:49:20 AM CDT
(0)
rofl...
espionagedb7
April 23rd, 2006
11:50:36 AM CDT
(0)
oh man, if he had done like a f*ckin roll under that - it would have been classic non-stop hilarity lol - 5 :D
evilregal
April 23rd, 2006
11:51:13 AM CDT
(-1)
"OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET"______________________________Go wack of to your "furries" porn f*gboy.
Durahansolo
April 23rd, 2006
11:55:08 AM CDT
(0)
rolling wouldv'e been too dramatic for picard and it wouldve been so stylish it would've melted our tvs.
Spotz
April 23rd, 2006
12:06:32 PM CDT
(0)
Ya'll just jealous.
ColdStone
April 23rd, 2006
1:17:12 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, that was indeed Semi-epic. Picard needs more experience with closing doors to pull off something more action-packed.
mast
April 23rd, 2006
1:19:11 PM CDT
(0)
Hahaha.... He tries...
BlackAspen
April 23rd, 2006
1:58:18 PM CDT
(0)
HA! Bravo!
Magnegro
April 23rd, 2006
2:39:04 PM CDT
(0)
lol. Semi-epic indeed
militiagung64
April 23rd, 2006
3:29:03 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHA. Oh man. SO funny
duckedtapedemon
April 23rd, 2006
5:41:32 PM CDT
(0)
looks like hes getting off the SNL stage after a performance
llamastar
April 23rd, 2006
5:53:54 PM CDT
(0)
i laughed haha
DocPoque
April 23rd, 2006
7:14:00 PM CDT
(0)
haha
Premonition45
April 23rd, 2006
9:44:07 PM CDT
(0)
But Picard has a maneuver already! You still get a 5.
oscarrules
April 23rd, 2006
10:34:37 PM CDT
(0)
FREAKIN PICARD!!!!!!
nobody
April 23rd, 2006
11:19:54 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha why didn't geordi do that
SirNuke
April 24th, 2006
2:48:05 AM CDT
(0)
Very semi-epic. The title is what makes it great.
Adverb
April 24th, 2006
3:02:02 AM CDT
(0)
The only thing I like about it is that it's like the geordi one, but lame. Lame on purpose, I mean
Premonition45
April 24th, 2006
9:59:30 PM CDT
(0)
Whoops. Here's your 5
Feral
April 25th, 2006
2:41:52 AM CDT
(0)
Great, almost as good as the Epic Geordi
TenaciousA
April 25th, 2006
11:19:56 AM CDT
(0)
truly, that was semi epic
Asgard01
April 25th, 2006
10:35:28 PM CDT
(0)
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
K7
April 26th, 2006
6:05:17 AM CDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. but honestly i think its only funny if youve seen the first. cuz in the first one the wall was falling even SLOWER and he ROLLED. now THAT was FUNNY.
JasonFrost
April 26th, 2006
11:02:33 AM CDT
(0)
superbe
Skuu
April 26th, 2006
12:16:47 PM CDT
(0)
i lol'd
superiorpsycho
May 2nd, 2006
5:28:45 PM CDT
(0)
Guys he wasn't trying to escape the door, is trying to escape the couple of metric tons of dry ice special-effect C02 that is billowing out from the ceiling. 5.
NovaDaveX
May 3rd, 2006
8:29:44 PM CDT
(0)
lol, "semi-epic" - i love it
Joe89
May 3rd, 2006
11:14:44 PM CDT
(0)
lol
AltDelete
May 5th, 2006
7:33:11 PM CDT
(0)
Challenge: use "semi-epic" in a sentance today. Well played.
Philkensebben
May 6th, 2006
6:41:35 PM CDT
(0)
semi epic, but a epic lol
Kyera
May 7th, 2006
6:26:11 PM CDT
(0)
rofl I don't know why this made me laugh so freaking hard hahahaha.
puphles
May 7th, 2006
9:42:57 PM CDT
(0)
that isnt very epic
LoadMan
May 10th, 2006
1:35:51 AM CDT
(0)
Lol that lowering door is pure evil! I thought the music was from Konan (the Ahnold movie)
Bryal
May 10th, 2006
2:43:59 AM CDT
(0)
lol the name made me 5 this
Barcode711
May 10th, 2006
6:50:24 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
LifeInGreen
May 11th, 2006
4:49:18 PM CDT
(0)
such a half-assed maneuver XD
vertigo
May 13th, 2006
7:13:52 PM CDT
(0)
Better than Geordi's crap.
AnubisX303
May 14th, 2006
5:16:30 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, there's no need for Geordi's rolling!
mrupvoter
May 14th, 2006
1:32:51 PM CDT
(0)
semi-dramatic FTW!
Iceehockey21
May 17th, 2006
2:12:55 PM CDT
(0)
LOL SEMI-EPIC
Flopsy
May 18th, 2006
1:55:33 AM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
Yarred
May 18th, 2006
5:46:35 AM CDT
(0)
He doesn't need to roll, cause he PLANNED AHEAD with his amazing mind powersss..
Jayemel
May 20th, 2006
2:40:08 PM CDT
(0)
Five for revealing why Picard is overrated. Sisko or Archer would have rolled.
fortehlose
May 20th, 2006
6:40:25 PM CDT
(0)
Slowly closing doors = high score
Xoltoath
May 22nd, 2006
8:10:33 PM CDT
(0)
it's funny because he's extremely old.
herenya
May 22nd, 2006
10:43:15 PM CDT
(0)
Unlike Geordi he realizes how slow that damn door actually moves. But then again Geordi is BLIND.
CaptPicard
May 25th, 2006
10:19:22 PM CDT
(0)
I would be surprised if there was no Epic Picard Maneuver ytmnd of the regular picard maneuver. Infact that was what I was expecting with this : )
zomglolwtfzor
May 26th, 2006
4:47:00 PM CDT
(0)
lol
HidiousSidious
May 27th, 2006
1:03:30 PM CDT
(0)
better than geordi
GobanzoMon
May 28th, 2006
2:02:40 AM CDT
(0)
man they gotta get those doors fixed
tekjerk
May 31st, 2006
2:31:09 PM CDT
(0)
lol, how many times have they breeched that core?
Cloud109
June 3rd, 2006
5:30:35 PM CDT
(0)
Semi-epic!
Telechubby
June 3rd, 2006
11:22:13 PM CDT
(0)
sweet
SirSnark
June 6th, 2006
8:58:36 AM CDT
(0)
Great parody.
instant-wisdom
June 6th, 2006
9:47:20 PM CDT
(0)
lol!!!!!!!!!
Breese
June 6th, 2006
10:36:47 PM CDT
(0)
Best Epic YTMND ever!
TheSquirrelKing
June 8th, 2006
7:06:13 PM CDT
(0)
That was damn funny!
CupOfJoe118
June 12th, 2006
10:32:58 PM CDT
(0)
...Mildly epic...TO THE MAX!!!
Bill--Bisco
June 14th, 2006
6:48:55 PM CDT
(0)
I love it!
Blue525
June 15th, 2006
11:21:28 AM CDT
(0)
Truely semi-epic. But its ok because Sean is old.
Nightshiver00
June 16th, 2006
11:13:51 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, Picard's an old bastard
Adino
June 17th, 2006
9:14:37 PM CDT
(0)
that was epic
Reppeprd
June 18th, 2006
12:00:47 AM CDT
(0)
Lol how epic.. err, semi-epic
bigbeanmachine
June 18th, 2006
10:00:48 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahaa nice one
Dasyati
June 18th, 2006
11:09:21 PM CDT
(0)
Dude, look for a movie called "Safe House" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120051/) -- Patrick Stewart does a couple of f*cking BARREL ROLLS in it.
cmg09
June 20th, 2006
6:10:09 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahah he is so lame
ounoob
June 22nd, 2006
1:44:01 AM CDT
(0)
What Geordi should have done...
cryoblade
June 24th, 2006
7:39:12 PM CDT
(0)
5 for being back to basics in a good way :D
This-Is-Pretty-Good
June 26th, 2006
8:32:27 AM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha
DoctorWho
June 27th, 2006
1:32:40 PM CDT
(0)
Classic.
Rippy
June 28th, 2006
12:40:44 PM CDT
(0)
lol old man running
egid
June 29th, 2006
2:49:22 PM CDT
(0)
this is so semi-epic that it's not even epic at all
cmurdock
June 29th, 2006
5:42:26 PM CDT
(0)
that wasn't even semi epic... he just ducked under it
Schwarg
June 29th, 2006
9:20:23 PM CDT
(0)
also cocks
BodilyOddity
July 1st, 2006
7:03:06 PM CDT
(0)
3 for the volume.
zero5100
July 2nd, 2006
2:00:58 PM CDT
(0)
i remember this ep. pretty clever
ClinkCom
July 2nd, 2006
2:08:19 PM CDT
(0)
Picard is smarter than Geordi.
notninja
July 7th, 2006
3:12:04 PM CDT
(0)
LMFAO
thechosen0ne
July 10th, 2006
5:37:36 PM CDT
(0)
LOL couldnt get a barrel roll out of picard
ifm2181
July 12th, 2006
3:35:12 AM CDT
(0)
Picard doesn't need to try. It's his damn ship!
Zuijiu
July 12th, 2006
3:47:22 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, like geordi but smart.
Foolmoron
July 13th, 2006
10:27:01 AM CDT
(0)
This is fully Epic
caligo
July 30th, 2006
11:06:00 PM CDT
(0)
I like how he starts sidestepping well before getting close to the gate
pszajna
August 2nd, 2006
9:22:25 PM CDT
(0)
is that the episode where it's being scanned or cleaned or something and piccard is stuck on it? +5 when you get back to me
JackofSpades83
August 5th, 2006
4:32:49 AM CDT
(0)
In-f*cking-creadible
the-clansman
August 6th, 2006
6:57:28 AM CDT
(0)
That is somehow f*cking hilarious.
sexymofo
August 12th, 2006
8:46:56 PM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
Defender16
August 15th, 2006
2:17:38 PM CDT
(0)
It really is only Semi-epic.
AndStuff57
August 15th, 2006
2:18:02 PM CDT
(0)
Semi-Epic wins
Noobzorz
August 16th, 2006
8:49:19 PM CDT
(0)
semi-epic? It's picard noob. Anything he does is inherently epic.
staticplastic
August 18th, 2006
2:28:50 PM CDT
(0)
he doesn't need to do a barrel roll because of his incredible response time.
Omni-Chewbaca
August 23rd, 2006
12:16:14 AM CDT
(0)
lol semi-epic
jimmywu001
August 23rd, 2006
12:16:20 AM CDT
(0)
see now this is funny.
Rranzok
August 23rd, 2006
3:05:12 AM CDT
(0)
Yes...YES!
AhMotherland
August 26th, 2006
3:05:51 PM CDT
(0)
maybe only quasi-epic even.
tarkaan
August 27th, 2006
2:36:44 PM CDT
(0)
That fits the definition of the fad, it's well executed, therefore, a 5.
adim
September 2nd, 2006
9:50:06 AM CDT
(0)
XD Glad he dodged the SMOKE XD
GibbityGibblets
September 3rd, 2006
1:39:51 PM CDT
(0)
it truley is an epic manuever since he saw that he did not need to roll, and casually ducked.
eekers
September 4th, 2006
9:24:10 PM CDT
(0)
dumbass
dannyaq
September 8th, 2006
11:13:57 PM CDT
(0)
that might be semi epic, but the joke is full lol
Oenix
September 11th, 2006
12:06:50 AM CDT
(0)
this was a potential epic maneuver, but since he didnt tumble or anything, its a 3
James812
September 11th, 2006
12:07:29 AM CDT
(0)
WINNER
ShiftEsc
September 11th, 2006
12:10:52 AM CDT
(0)
lol he easily made it xD! Startrek for the feint hearted
goldenhound
September 20th, 2006
3:30:08 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...What Geordie should have done in the firt damn place...show off.
Chandrasekhar
September 22nd, 2006
9:41:06 PM CDT
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Yes, I think Picard is much more qualified to be the captain.
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September 29th, 2006
1:39:15 PM CDT
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PCF
December 6th, 2006
6:47:20 PM CST
(0)
Haha
Qnslaught-ptkfgs
December 24th, 2006
11:29:47 AM CST
(0)
Tú eres dinero!
bonushobo
January 6th, 2007
3:01:20 AM CST
(0)
Rouse and bestir themselves ere well awake. Nor did they not perceave the evil plight In which they were, or the fierce pains not feel;
Webstedge
January 12th, 2007
10:07:33 PM CST
(0)
Wow, that was ALMOST EPIC!
Warlock
January 28th, 2007
7:10:21 PM CST
(0)
He could have ran under it without ducking! ftw
Warlock
January 28th, 2007
7:11:11 PM CST
(0)
Of course, you're the captain sir, you're entitled.
Ylmer
March 17th, 2007
7:15:55 PM CDT
(0)
thats stupid
WhitePhoenix
March 26th, 2007
4:46:16 AM CDT
(0)
Don't let the door going a centimeter a second hit you on the head as you go out. Best if you duck and do a quick shuffle.
BTape
April 14th, 2007
9:10:34 PM CDT
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I don't know why I never commented, these were always funny. I just really wish it didn't start the terrible fad. I even made the first epic site other than yours. Augh.
T-Squared
June 6th, 2007
8:19:49 PM CDT
(0)
LOL! He just runs under it.
TheScyphozoa
December 24th, 2007
4:59:59 PM CST
(0)
You spelled "maneuver" wrong....
Darkon711
February 29th, 2008
10:34:09 AM CST
(0)
You can't get much more semi-epic than that!
EPICSTARS
June 15th, 2009
1:30:19 AM CDT
(0)
Semi-[EPIC] Outputting maximum number of [STARS]
MANKY
June 27th, 2009
10:07:28 PM CDT
(0)
hhmm he forgot his luggage
DarthWang
August 31st, 2014
8:10:59 AM CDT
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woman
June 9th, 2015
8:40:58 AM CDT
(0)
9.