General Sitsu abandoned his army!
Created on: April 8th, 2006
General Sitsu abandoned his army!
nuclearbastard 
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Balgias
April 8th, 2006
12:47:52 AM CDT
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WOOT first 5
alextide32
April 8th, 2006
12:50:29 AM CDT
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lmao!!! also, nice keywords!
inkdrinker
April 8th, 2006
12:59:07 AM CDT
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HOLY sh*t. I wish I could give this like a f*cking SEVEN.
moheevi
April 8th, 2006
1:00:25 AM CDT
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nice man, good old ear f*ck ftw. sitsu will always live...as he is the 2nd coming of max...sorry, started to sound to much like Lord Sitsu there...
Baron
April 8th, 2006
1:01:13 AM CDT
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hahahahahahahahhahahah.
Eclipse
April 8th, 2006
1:04:30 AM CDT
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lol.
Death-Incarnate
April 8th, 2006
1:08:02 AM CDT
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Damn this is good.
yourpenis
April 8th, 2006
1:09:21 AM CDT
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lol
Philkensebben
April 8th, 2006
1:09:36 AM CDT
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+2000
inkdrinker
April 8th, 2006
1:11:37 AM CDT
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I haven't paid attention to current events here though. Did Sitsu leave or something
alextide32
April 8th, 2006
1:15:53 AM CDT
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yeah, http://new.ytmnd.com
TheMadMonkey
April 8th, 2006
1:16:10 AM CDT
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dear god it's beautiful. SURPRISE, COCKf*gS!
phuzzz
April 8th, 2006
1:17:26 AM CDT
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5'd if for no other reason than the begining starts with "Suprise, cockbags!"
zomglolinternet
April 8th, 2006
1:22:28 AM CDT
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5 because inkdrinker didn't downvote it.
Norlanthale
April 8th, 2006
2:12:16 AM CDT
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surprise cockf*gs!
boomaga
April 8th, 2006
2:17:32 AM CDT
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Where'd you find "Surprise, cockf*gs !" ?
Scottendo
April 8th, 2006
2:20:13 AM CDT
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I'm sure its just Nuclear saying that, he says it all the time in Vent. Also.. goodbye General Sitsu.
Brandon00151
April 8th, 2006
2:30:33 AM CDT
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W...T...F... 5'd
lyricaldanichan
April 8th, 2006
2:41:02 AM CDT
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U COPY FROM 4CHAN
raptorcardz
April 8th, 2006
2:42:51 AM CDT
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Surprise cockf*gs!
HardCheese
April 8th, 2006
2:53:25 AM CDT
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LOW QUALITY FTW. 5.
Thayme
April 8th, 2006
3:05:18 AM CDT
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suprise, cockf*gs is from team america =\
money-hat
April 8th, 2006
3:08:37 AM CDT
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5 for nuclearbastard
KangarooKirby
April 8th, 2006
3:19:33 AM CDT
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Too much going on. Still, 4 for cockf*gs.
Ralynxi
April 8th, 2006
4:06:55 AM CDT
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Honestly i hate your work... go kill yourself you f*g emo
CupOfSquirrels
April 8th, 2006
4:07:57 AM CDT
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hahahah nice
rickster
April 8th, 2006
4:35:00 AM CDT
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awesome
ScndPistonHonda
April 8th, 2006
4:44:38 AM CDT
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I f*cking died laughing.
JackWarren
April 8th, 2006
5:02:46 AM CDT
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stratos-the-bratos
April 8th, 2006
5:05:02 AM CDT
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i love this 4chan pic, it's epic!
Pauleo1
April 8th, 2006
5:12:09 AM CDT
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BONUS! auto 5 when inkdrinker 5's
Chav-Slayer
April 8th, 2006
6:58:11 AM CDT
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Hahahaha.
whipone
April 8th, 2006
7:30:40 AM CDT
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Beautiful
KyleTheWeasel
April 8th, 2006
8:18:09 AM CDT
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The Dew part comes in at an awesome time. :)
spedmonger
April 8th, 2006
8:31:09 AM CDT
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LOL OWNED
koning
April 8th, 2006
8:38:46 AM CDT
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terrorists win
Chibi-Tai
April 8th, 2006
8:39:21 AM CDT
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This is an utter mess of audio. Which is why it's f*cking hilarious. Congrats, another site of yours is on my favourites list.
zepear
April 8th, 2006
8:47:10 AM CDT
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Surprise Cockf*gs! Dew!!!!! Mass of the dew army burning, Terrorist win.
clemsonwill04
April 8th, 2006
9:00:19 AM CDT
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Also cocks, FYAD
capnkrunk86
April 8th, 2006
9:22:27 AM CDT
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wtf, inkdrinker didn't downvote? *grasps heart and engages in heart attack*
Mire
April 8th, 2006
9:23:53 AM CDT
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Gunther Galipot = insta 5'd.
inkdrinker
April 8th, 2006
9:26:59 AM CDT
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Maybe I should start 5ing more sites in the hopes that one of these morbidly obese teenage internet wastes actually does have a heart attack... I'll have to consider that
Obeyme3
April 8th, 2006
10:07:20 AM CDT
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^ sombody has an ego.
aerojad
April 8th, 2006
10:13:48 AM CDT
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I lol'd.
Celark
April 8th, 2006
10:23:32 AM CDT
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LOLOLOLOL
gamekid
April 8th, 2006
10:36:28 AM CDT
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Surprise cockf*gs!
Danatelo
April 8th, 2006
11:04:28 AM CDT
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"Surprise cock face!"
wombat-slayer
April 8th, 2006
11:06:49 AM CDT
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wow this is one wild ytmnd
Spotz
April 8th, 2006
11:09:58 AM CDT
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Don't worry, Admiral Spotz is here now.
cl3v3r1nd33d
April 8th, 2006
11:17:23 AM CDT
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lmao
TeloS
April 8th, 2006
11:26:14 AM CDT
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5'd cuz inkdrinker 5'd
KaffeinE
April 8th, 2006
11:53:37 AM CDT
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what the hell just happened
Mephistopheles
April 8th, 2006
12:14:32 PM CDT
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Isn't the "Surpise, cockf*gs!" from Team America?
NoGodExistsIII
April 8th, 2006
12:31:34 PM CDT
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FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS FRONT PAGE SUCKS
Feuerfrei
April 8th, 2006
12:46:55 PM CDT
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MWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fattiefalldown
April 8th, 2006
12:55:36 PM CDT
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I had 4'd this until the "terrorists win!" I laughed pretty hard and of course, gave that one extra little star that makes all the difference.
b00n
April 8th, 2006
1:21:09 PM CDT
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MasterSitsus a pussy and can't handle criticism
chim
April 8th, 2006
1:24:46 PM CDT
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MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
1:28:47 PM CDT
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hahahah - 1) b00n actually loves me, and is just mad i dont recognize him as special 2) doktors03 actually loves me, and is REALLY REALLY mad i dont recognize him as special
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
1:30:45 PM CDT
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"The guy's probably 26 and realized he needed to get a life and a bitch." - people who matter on YTMND know better. maybe if you give up your grudge and focus on making good sites you'll be one of them someday.
Lucider
April 8th, 2006
1:42:02 PM CDT
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And that's how NoGodExistsIII failed at life... Nice YTMND man!
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
1:51:24 PM CDT
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nope. just done making new sites.
Bobdole23
April 8th, 2006
1:55:55 PM CDT
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wut
crunchitizemecapn
April 8th, 2006
2:12:00 PM CDT
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LOL @ Gunther Galipot and the "Terrorists Win" at the end. Was there perhaps some inspiration by my AYB YTMND?
CrispyXL
April 8th, 2006
2:36:14 PM CDT
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lol, i love master sitzu
ardeo
April 8th, 2006
3:31:39 PM CDT
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I lalled.
homeboy5925
April 8th, 2006
3:40:05 PM CDT
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i literally LOL'D!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 also say hi to dani for me.
AskAak
April 8th, 2006
3:40:15 PM CDT
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5'd for inkdrinker: internet celebrity
Pettitman
April 8th, 2006
3:45:17 PM CDT
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its sad.
Mr-Shroom
April 8th, 2006
3:45:17 PM CDT
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HAHA, SURPRISE DOWNVOTE! ...No, seriously, he'll be back.
b2lskirnir
April 8th, 2006
3:54:49 PM CDT
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You need "Own a dish" in there, but 5 anyway.
Erinwolfrus
April 8th, 2006
3:59:11 PM CDT
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LOL. I love Sitsu, but this is really funny. "SUPRISE COCKf*gS!" "TERRORISTS WIN"!
JoF00l
April 8th, 2006
4:17:41 PM CDT
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LOL audio=5
cooke
April 8th, 2006
5:14:59 PM CDT
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superb
elChe
April 8th, 2006
6:08:27 PM CDT
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Generalgm
April 8th, 2006
6:28:32 PM CDT
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LOL
TheIncredibleGox
April 8th, 2006
6:55:04 PM CDT
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Nice sound editing.
alextide32
April 8th, 2006
7:17:45 PM CDT
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flying lobsters FTW
Mumm-ra
April 8th, 2006
7:38:57 PM CDT
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Sitsu makes good ytmnds, some which are my favorite. But when I started reading some of his comments I thought he was an *ss most of the time.
theflood
April 8th, 2006
7:42:54 PM CDT
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funny
Icachowda
April 8th, 2006
8:03:53 PM CDT
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TERRORISTS WIN!
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
9:20:55 PM CDT
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"But when I started reading some of his comments I thought he was an *ss most of the time." - this is because I grew to dislike the NSMB fad. it became a crime on YTMND to be honest about anything.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
9:33:38 PM CDT
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getting well known on ytmnd in a generally positive light - not all its cracked up to be. expectations to make high rated sites take some fun away, and any comment you make gets psychoanalyzed about ego.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
9:35:09 PM CDT
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basically, there's just as many knives out hoping to make you look like sh*t as there are fanboys propping you up with auto-5's. and in a few cases, i wont name names - users have been stalked IRL.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
9:39:43 PM CDT
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i just hope a few people will realize how easy it is to take ytmnd seriously when people are constantly coming at you with extreme praise and hate. personal reasons aside, i need a break making ytmnds simply to get away from unwarranted drama. this drama
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
9:44:29 PM CDT
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petty drama shouldn't belong on a humor site, (with the exception of readings from boomaga) and everytime i act like some of these very people, I dont like it (even if they often do deserve getting sh*t back)
b00n
April 8th, 2006
10:23:25 PM CDT
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syncan max and sh*tsu will combine to create the best gay threesome sex scene ever. details to be released soon
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
10:40:13 PM CDT
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so doktorS03, which of your 4 accounts did you decide to keep, you, 'd00ber', 'hockspit' or 'angel150'?
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
10:44:21 PM CDT
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(max checked the info himself - so dont deny) - you even used the extra accounts to upvote yourself.
boomaga
April 8th, 2006
10:46:19 PM CDT
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PPPPPPPPWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNDDDDD !
boomaga
April 8th, 2006
10:48:12 PM CDT
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BUSTED!: Alt Accounts. I Lol'd.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
10:48:28 PM CDT
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so this guy wants to bust me about my ego, but cares so much about ytmnd he needs 3 other accounts to upvote his sites and boost his own.
TheMadMonkey
April 8th, 2006
10:54:40 PM CDT
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I doubt it's easy being an icon for any group of people. So long and thanks for all the YTMNDs (until you return at least :D )
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
10:58:24 PM CDT
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if they're your brother, and a friend of a friend how come everytime you make a new site they five it? are they on your comp that often? nice try.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
11:02:49 PM CDT
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but i suppose anyone backed into such an embarrassing corner will say whatever they have to to save face.
redhex
April 8th, 2006
11:11:37 PM CDT
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blah blah. more cult of the ytmnd celebrity. ytmne-go. 1'd.
MasterSitsu
April 8th, 2006
11:34:15 PM CDT
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well, the vote histories of them all fly seem to indicate these exist for the same reasons almost all alt accounts exist. if it quacks like a duck...
gmcd0n
April 8th, 2006
11:46:22 PM CDT
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lol the sound cracked me up
Dux00rs
April 9th, 2006
8:07:31 AM CDT
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I saw this early but forgot to 5 it. It is made of good
nobody
April 9th, 2006
4:02:41 PM CDT
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I have no clue WTF this is about and don't give a damn... keep this crap off YTMND please
Mumm-ra
April 9th, 2006
6:40:50 PM CDT
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"this is because I grew to dislike the NSMB fad." Are you defending yourself from a comment I made on a NSMB site? geez, you speak of all this drama people create but then you buy into it by commenting in defense.
Mumm-ra
April 9th, 2006
6:42:06 PM CDT
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"but i suppose anyone backed into such an embarrassing corner will say whatever they have to to save face." sucks looking in the mirror doesnt it?
crunchitizemecapn
April 9th, 2006
6:42:57 PM CDT
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Got the CS soundbit from http://terroristswin.ytmnd.com/ and the explosion/laugh from on of the Mega64 parodies on Cold Fear.
Mumm-ra
April 9th, 2006
6:52:26 PM CDT
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I have no problem with yourself as a person, Sitsu. I said that you sounded like an ass, not that you were an ass. If you would like to discuss this further, I would like to do it somewhere else instead of wasting this ytmnds comment space.
Zero-Omega
April 12th, 2006
1:31:03 AM CDT
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so much randomness tossed in here, but terrorists win earned a 5 because with sitsu gone this place will become a taliban internet training site :(
moheevi
April 20th, 2006
12:47:40 PM CDT
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wtf is this if not a mix? do it for the children.
triaz0
June 23rd, 2006
1:27:00 PM CDT
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This is the greatest.
Bilge
August 28th, 2006
4:45:44 PM CDT
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rofl and lmao.