April Fools, Incest Style!
Created on: April 1st, 2006
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JihodJared
April 1st, 2006
10:48:58 PM CST
(1)
why your cousin?
Unsure
April 1st, 2006
10:49:43 PM CST
(0)
O_o
applicableone
April 1st, 2006
10:49:53 PM CST
(0)
Incest isn't implied at all here. Funny, but not incest.
mydogyoshi
April 1st, 2006
10:50:01 PM CST
(0)
Okay, I am NOT the user ssl. Lets get that right out of the way.
ZekeSulastin
April 1st, 2006
10:50:15 PM CST
(0)
http://boards.ign.com/the_vestibule/b5296/114003962/p1/?24
ArmondoSC
April 1st, 2006
10:50:20 PM CST
(0)
DIRTY DIRTY BOY!!! 5'd
Recon001
April 1st, 2006
10:52:16 PM CST
(0)
LOL
Ctiger
April 1st, 2006
11:05:36 PM CST
(0)
Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a creepy f*ggot.
roq
April 1st, 2006
11:07:37 PM CST
(1)
The sad part is, at least a few people viewing this site will probably try that prank and actually impregnate some teenage girl.
omar
April 1st, 2006
11:09:43 PM CST
(0)
cousins ain't incest fool
Shadowbolt
April 1st, 2006
11:11:19 PM CST
(0)
RAWR
Iarheer
April 1st, 2006
11:11:28 PM CST
(1)
lollerskates, he ates a birthcontrols.
zepear
April 1st, 2006
11:11:37 PM CST
(0)
Only in the South, Omar.
heatonism
April 1st, 2006
11:12:59 PM CST
(0)
Spermies won't survive long enough to impregnate like that...
zepear
April 1st, 2006
11:14:06 PM CST
(0)
Oh, by the way. http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ SSL is familar...
Pettitman
April 1st, 2006
11:26:21 PM CST
(0)
ew sickkkkkk.
Drac39
April 1st, 2006
11:26:38 PM CST
(0)
What a dumb ass. It`d be hilarious if she got pregnant
Philkensebben
April 1st, 2006
11:27:38 PM CST
(0)
depends on how long it sat. it can live 48 hours.
FiveMinutesAlone
April 1st, 2006
11:31:15 PM CST
(0)
lol
Burrito
April 1st, 2006
11:32:39 PM CST
(0)
what would really be funny is if the pill didn't work
JuneBug
April 1st, 2006
11:37:01 PM CST
(0)
ughh and I thought it was bad to turn all the clocks 2 hours back and put white paint on toilet seats
nekcod
April 1st, 2006
11:37:26 PM CST
(0)
DUDE!
Nightshade3D
April 1st, 2006
11:37:28 PM CST
(0)
What incest?
mikeismyname
April 1st, 2006
11:42:37 PM CST
(0)
fake
cactuarenigma
April 1st, 2006
11:43:18 PM CST
(0)
LAWL
johnbobby
April 1st, 2006
11:43:27 PM CST
(0)
Why don't you eat that tampon, n****r?
mikeismyname
April 1st, 2006
11:43:47 PM CST
(0)
the post, that is
Waziot
April 1st, 2006
11:48:44 PM CST
(0)
Read the title of the thread and you will see the prank was pulled on his cousin.
swollhead
April 1st, 2006
11:48:48 PM CST
(0)
not incest, disgracing OMG Internet music
Xioyux
April 1st, 2006
11:49:57 PM CST
(1)
"I ate a birth control pill this morning so my sperm wont impregnate her" LMAO GOLD!!
Bongobass135
April 22nd, 2007
1:53:39 PM CDT
(0)
lol
PVDH
April 1st, 2006
11:52:33 PM CST
(0)
Are all you people f*cking dumb, or just rednecks, COUSIN IS INCEST. It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad. On a differant note: Priceless (the YTMND).
Shyrangerr
April 1st, 2006
11:53:56 PM CST
(0)
O.O
EikreMengx
April 1st, 2006
11:54:34 PM CST
(0)
"It's a blood relative you f*cking dumb tards so fyad." Of course, so is most of the rest of the human race (if not all). You have to consider the levels of blood-relation. Some of us, it would seem, think that cousins are too watered-down to be inces
unimportant
April 1st, 2006
11:56:20 PM CST
(0)
creepy people and april fool's day apparently do not mix.
mkomega
April 1st, 2006
11:56:20 PM CST
(0)
WHAT THE f*ck
MasterSpider
April 1st, 2006
11:56:48 PM CST
(0)
Mark Hamill for the win...
Brandon00151
April 1st, 2006
11:56:50 PM CST
(0)
lol wtf
SirLemming
April 1st, 2006
11:58:12 PM CST
(0)
Wow, who would've thought YTMND would have so many cousin-****ers on it? Actually, I guess it's not such a far-fetched idea. The site itself is mediocre.
w1ld4c3
April 1st, 2006
11:58:47 PM CST
(0)
WTF? Mental bastard, imo...
Xioyux
April 2nd, 2006
12:10:34 AM CST
(0)
guys, I cant believe you dont realise it's just a f*cking troll.
lordpwnington
April 2nd, 2006
12:12:03 AM CST
(0)
PWNED
Xioyux
April 2nd, 2006
12:12:03 AM CST
(0)
It amazes me really.
Erinwolfrus
April 2nd, 2006
12:51:47 AM CST
(0)
xDDDD That's stupid. By the time she stuck the tampon in the potency of the sperm would be dead. They can only survive about an hour outside of a moist crevice.
ac6517
April 2nd, 2006
12:51:59 AM CST
(0)
hahaha 5'd as long as that wasn't you :p
Xioyux
April 2nd, 2006
12:52:18 AM CST
(0)
OMFG ITS A f*ckING TROLL PEOPLE. ITS NOT REAL. IT'S A 8/10 TROLL.
Erinwolfrus
April 2nd, 2006
12:52:52 AM CST
(1)
Oh yeah, and even if he did eat a birth control pill it wouldn't do sh*t. They only work for chicks by attacking the period, not the potency.
Mech
April 2nd, 2006
12:54:09 AM CST
(1)
Oly like 3 people in here knew that eating a birth control pill DOES NOT WORK ON A MALE. God dammit you kids are retarded.
Fuck-Salt
April 2nd, 2006
12:59:14 AM CST
(0)
I'm in the process of killing off my accounts from that f*ggoty forum.
whatistaconazi
April 2nd, 2006
1:00:28 AM CST
(0)
Wow.
bag0k
April 2nd, 2006
1:02:52 AM CST
(0)
what an idiot... O_o
dpoc
April 2nd, 2006
1:09:05 AM CST
(-1)
I dont think it matters whether he ate a birth control or not as to whether his girlfriend would get pregnant. Sperm doesnt last that long otuside of the body. Regardless, that is still funny and moronic of the guy. It'd be especially funny if he had some
n8phin
April 2nd, 2006
1:11:17 AM CST
(0)
O_O
mrpibbs
April 2nd, 2006
1:18:37 AM CST
(0)
if she is having her period, why would she worry about pregnancy?
pikeoff
April 2nd, 2006
1:20:48 AM CST
(0)
Not much going on, but the text alone is worth at least a 4
cyclonus
April 2nd, 2006
1:24:38 AM CST
(0)
LMFAO!!!!!
Blackmac
April 2nd, 2006
1:27:17 AM CST
(0)
What a total idiot
Faust
April 2nd, 2006
1:27:55 AM CST
(0)
Someone doesn't understand how birth control works. He'll be in for a surprise when he sees a smaller birth defected version of himself
munkytec
April 2nd, 2006
1:31:33 AM CST
(0)
wtf
N3k74r
April 2nd, 2006
1:40:23 AM CST
(0)
ftw
MQAvatar2k
April 2nd, 2006
1:44:52 AM CST
(0)
that's pretty f*ckin creepy/gross
Angelyne
April 2nd, 2006
1:45:58 AM CST
(0)
ewww
tehpwner2
April 2nd, 2006
1:51:15 AM CST
(0)
Sick sh*t of mofo
RuBBa-cHiKiN
April 2nd, 2006
1:53:15 AM CST
(0)
lol, you know what's funny? he's the one who's gonna get april fools'd! birth control pills only work on chicks!
Chris18830
April 2nd, 2006
1:54:00 AM CST
(0)
She still won't get pregnant
omgfossil
April 2nd, 2006
1:54:45 AM CST
(0)
my cousins are loli :(
humvee2800
April 2nd, 2006
3:04:22 AM CDT
(0)
dammit guys theres is a type of mjale birth control pill that kills the tales on sperm so they cant move
rybuda
April 2nd, 2006
3:13:15 AM CDT
(0)
For those saying it's not incest: Sex with your cousin = incest. No beating around the bush about it.
Tranceplant
April 2nd, 2006
3:13:57 AM CDT
(0)
That must be the biggest retard EVAR! LOL!!
SONICjr
April 2nd, 2006
3:17:25 AM CDT
(0)
I'm amazed how many people fell for this. It did make me laugh though.
SONICjr
April 2nd, 2006
3:19:20 AM CDT
(0)
Also note: SSL is the same person who burnt his girl friends "cooter" with melted butter. Just to prove even more that this was a joke.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
April 2nd, 2006
3:23:29 AM CDT
(0)
music link please!
ATCG
April 2nd, 2006
3:29:43 AM CDT
(0)
mrpibbs, M.D.,PhD makes a great point
CidRain
April 2nd, 2006
3:38:31 AM CDT
(0)
They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds once it makes contact with the open air. Also, women CAN get pregnant on their period. Very unlikely, but still possible. Look it up.
CidRain
April 2nd, 2006
3:39:31 AM CDT
(0)
Oh yeah, 5'd.
OMGLAZERSPEWPEW
April 2nd, 2006
3:45:43 AM CDT
(0)
lollers @ sex with cousins not being incest
DaveHondoras
April 2nd, 2006
3:46:00 AM CDT
(0)
f*ck YOU
blooqkazoo
April 2nd, 2006
3:46:28 AM CDT
(0)
That's still not as sick as Max's april fools joke
roq
April 2nd, 2006
4:00:52 AM CDT
(0)
Cid, I think you mean 30 minutes. Also, survival can be 24 hours - 48 hours in certain conditions. (and up to a week in the female uterus)
roq
April 2nd, 2006
4:04:14 AM CDT
(0)
Most sources say 30 min - 3 hours depending on air temperature. So in theory this prank could work if timed correctly, but you would be a horrible person for doing it.
KaneRobot
April 2nd, 2006
4:09:11 AM CDT
(0)
Congrats on posting a post! You win!
Charlok
April 2nd, 2006
4:15:02 AM CDT
(0)
People still post on IGN?
Wecstasy
April 2nd, 2006
4:22:52 AM CDT
(0)
WOW, the music was great, does anybody know the song?
ha-productions
April 2nd, 2006
4:41:39 AM CDT
(0)
Clearly fake, but funny joke nevertheless.
Jeeves85
April 2nd, 2006
4:54:19 AM CDT
(0)
You can't spell Ignorant without IGN.
Easty1
April 2nd, 2006
5:29:39 AM CDT
(0)
...LOL. Is that real?
shaolinpunk
April 2nd, 2006
5:59:15 AM CDT
(0)
XD
mgmayo27
April 2nd, 2006
6:19:15 AM CDT
(0)
lol gross
BK-King
April 2nd, 2006
6:19:15 AM CDT
(0)
5 for Vestibule
Akrady
April 2nd, 2006
6:31:23 AM CDT
(0)
I forget sometimes how many sick f*cks post on the internet.
SupaPhly
April 2nd, 2006
6:50:07 AM CDT
(0)
geez! 18,000 posts for mydogyoshi! what do you do for a living? :P
MisterMonkeyman
April 2nd, 2006
6:50:40 AM CDT
(0)
5ed for your cousin
Dux00rs
April 2nd, 2006
7:05:02 AM CDT
(0)
fake but funny
Dux00rs
April 2nd, 2006
7:06:52 AM CDT
(0)
wow, is CidRain the new Sonic?
doomdoomdoom
April 2nd, 2006
7:29:55 AM CDT
(0)
Oh. uhm... That's very lovley.
Yokai
April 2nd, 2006
7:36:03 AM CDT
(0)
I doubt he is for real. Plus, they would die before they would "complete their mission." This would be funnier if it WASNT his cusin. what a redneck.
neatobandito
April 2nd, 2006
7:40:12 AM CDT
(0)
i lol'd. 5'd for the hilarity and 10'd if i could b/c people actually think you/someone did that!
assballs
April 2nd, 2006
7:46:27 AM CDT
(0)
His balls are going to fall off. Seriously. That's what happens when a man eats birth controle, because it has such high levels of female hormones they overpower his testosterone. Poor bastard, lmao.
uzi9mm
April 2nd, 2006
7:54:19 AM CDT
(0)
pwned
thetoad
April 2nd, 2006
8:06:28 AM CDT
(0)
The Tampon Would absorb all the liquid thus puffing it out. Unless The girl is a drunk little dumb fu*k then she would probobly notice it.
Humphro
April 2nd, 2006
8:13:04 AM CDT
(0)
-2 Because your cousin isn't incest.
Melee
April 2nd, 2006
8:30:40 AM CDT
(0)
Cousin mean incest, you idiots. Legally, its the same.
ghostsoldier
April 2nd, 2006
8:41:21 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
repruhsent
April 2nd, 2006
8:59:02 AM CDT
(0)
OMG WTF!
OzzieAlThor
April 2nd, 2006
9:01:37 AM CDT
(0)
:-/
giggity-giggity
April 2nd, 2006
9:06:40 AM CDT
(0)
Vesti+Max Coveri+gross pwnage=infinate 5's
tleckske
April 2nd, 2006
9:09:30 AM CDT
(0)
hahaha superb
Num-Num
April 2nd, 2006
9:11:15 AM CDT
(0)
Thou have been Up-Voted on all of your sites! Have a good day! From - TheUpVoter's (somewhat) new accomplice Num Num!
giggity-giggity
April 2nd, 2006
9:13:23 AM CDT
(0)
lol, max (goldberg) downvoted this
Knuxer
April 2nd, 2006
9:14:33 AM CDT
(0)
The major question is WHY?!
Sharkface217
April 2nd, 2006
9:34:29 AM CDT
(0)
5
Spotz
April 2nd, 2006
9:47:52 AM CDT
(0)
Likely not real, but still funny.
way21337
April 2nd, 2006
9:57:37 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
DanTheMan101
April 2nd, 2006
9:57:58 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus f*cking Christ man
ualue
April 2nd, 2006
10:00:35 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, all you stupid f*ckers think birth control pills work for men!!
likeakiller
April 2nd, 2006
10:01:51 AM CDT
(-1)
The boy ate a birth control pill, and thought that it wouldn't impregnate anyone??! What a f*cktard. Clearly does not understand the point of a BCP, nor does he realize it's FOR WOMEN ONLY!! That's what you get for being an inbred....
cyclonus
October 13th, 2007
4:18:11 PM CDT
(0)
you're the only f*cktard here for not realizing it's fake
ollj
April 2nd, 2006
10:08:19 AM CDT
(0)
how thats very very hard to beat in stupidity. And its fataly wrong in at leasrt 5 points.
Yenj
April 2nd, 2006
10:09:09 AM CDT
(0)
This is too funny.
Mustashi
April 2nd, 2006
10:09:43 AM CDT
(0)
I am sickened buy that guy's stupidity. That boy needs therapy.
Fly1ngTo4st3r
April 2nd, 2006
10:11:04 AM CDT
(0)
XD
redsox3524
April 2nd, 2006
10:11:24 AM CDT
(0)
http://burnt.ytmnsfw.com/ same poster, its fake
bahama-llama
April 2nd, 2006
10:13:43 AM CDT
(0)
Are people really that dumb?
JagerX2
April 2nd, 2006
10:17:02 AM CDT
(0)
"They taught me in health class long ago (5 years) that sperm only lasts for 30 seconds"
JagerX2
April 2nd, 2006
10:18:06 AM CDT
(0)
^^^ If that was the case, sperm donation would be impossible, morons.
mowthatlawnfoo
April 2nd, 2006
10:19:23 AM CDT
(0)
What a f*cking idiot. Nevertheless, 5'd. You win, good day sir!
zkilla
April 2nd, 2006
10:20:17 AM CDT
(0)
R-O-F-L
Joda
April 2nd, 2006
10:22:34 AM CDT
(0)
What a sick f*ck :S
Silv3rz
April 2nd, 2006
10:26:40 AM CDT
(0)
What kind of sick f*ck does that kind of thing, f*cking moron!
ShadowAngle
April 2nd, 2006
10:28:06 AM CDT
(0)
if only he knew the real sience behind the pill...
NegaDruid
April 2nd, 2006
10:35:08 AM CDT
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The funny part is, that semen has a 'shelf life' of only a few minutes(if that) outside a human body. Even if he did that, it wouldn't do anything. Even in a Tampon.
PVDH
April 2nd, 2006
10:35:42 AM CDT
(0)
To all the people commenting on the pill, the pill regulates estrogen and progestron. What the f*ck would it do to his sperm? Females are the ones who take it for a reason, not males.
NegaDruid
April 2nd, 2006
10:36:35 AM CDT
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Also, a birth control pill has no effect whatsoever on male semen fertility. It likely will make him sick. The boy is so stupid it is a marvel he's still alive.
Riyia
April 2nd, 2006
10:37:27 AM CDT
(0)
Funny.
NegaDruid
April 2nd, 2006
10:39:05 AM CDT
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Further, Sperm Donations work because it is not the sperm they implant into the egg. Its the genetic material inside the sperm. Someone needs to hurt this boy.
NegaDruid
April 2nd, 2006
10:42:54 AM CDT
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1st Cousin = Incest. Second Cousin and beyond = Not Incest. The genetic difference is spread far enough apart that it isn't considered incest for 2nd and beyond cousins. Cousins, however, have a high possibility of genetic disorder in any offspring.
Power-mad
April 2nd, 2006
10:49:32 AM CDT
(0)
That's... disgusting :|
NegaDruid
April 2nd, 2006
10:57:36 AM CDT
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I blame this YTMND on the declining educational system and intelligence quotient.
OMGWTFBBG
April 2nd, 2006
11:04:28 AM CDT
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Only thing that would make this funnier is if he did that to his mom and she got pregnant, making him the father of his own brother or sister.
OMGWTFBBG
April 2nd, 2006
11:07:04 AM CDT
(0)
BTW, did you know the last widow of an American Civil War veteran died about 3 years ago...figuret THAT one out!
XxTopCatxX
April 2nd, 2006
11:12:36 AM CDT
(0)
i hope hes joking
Gafaddict
April 2nd, 2006
11:16:59 AM CDT
(0)
I don't know whether to stab you or worship you as an evil genius.
XnickX36
April 2nd, 2006
11:17:38 AM CDT
(0)
SSL owns.
Celark
April 2nd, 2006
11:23:22 AM CDT
(0)
No f*cking way..
Adverb
April 2nd, 2006
11:23:44 AM CDT
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A) lol look @ htese forums post B) that's not incest C) hi you
vookap
April 2nd, 2006
11:25:23 AM CDT
(0)
Fake.
Raziell
April 2nd, 2006
11:28:47 AM CDT
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f*cking retarded, this just isn't funny.
Rexter
April 2nd, 2006
11:30:10 AM CDT
(0)
that guy is one sick bastard yuck
HeeroYuy
April 2nd, 2006
11:31:40 AM CDT
(0)
lolol idiot.
Numlax
April 2nd, 2006
11:38:19 AM CDT
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Funny as hell, lol. And apparently he doesn't realize that eating a birth control pill won't neutralize his sperm... Of course, the sperm won't survive long enough for it to be able to impregnate her, but funny nonetheless. White trash, FTW!!!
zmatt
April 2nd, 2006
11:38:39 AM CDT
(0)
LMFAO
Murmandamus
April 2nd, 2006
11:46:06 AM CDT
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This isn't the deep south guys, your cousin does count as incest
thenameoftheguymakin
April 2nd, 2006
11:47:33 AM CDT
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Oh man, ssl is a laugh riot.
Lappy486
April 2nd, 2006
11:52:56 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for creepy, yet awesome.
zyle
April 2nd, 2006
11:55:53 AM CDT
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uh... the pill doesn't work on guys... oh dear Jesus.. that explains why my gf seems to be getting so fat the last few months.. I better find that coat hanger.. goddamnit, I hate using the hanger...
J-Man
April 2nd, 2006
11:57:39 AM CDT
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Looks fake. If it wasnt fake I would still 1 it for sucking.
thomfoolery
April 2nd, 2006
11:59:40 AM CDT
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Holy sh*t. What are they teaching you kids in school these days? Or are you all just retarded? The prank wouldn't work and the pill wouldn't do sh*t.
gorillaz87
April 2nd, 2006
12:00:13 PM CDT
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Meh. Music doesn't really fit, and it's the IGN forums, but 3 just for creepiness.
atomicdog
April 2nd, 2006
12:00:42 PM CDT
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The birth control will help.
thomfoolery
April 2nd, 2006
12:01:21 PM CDT
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Think about it. You tug one out and wipe it up with a tissue, it gets absorbed and hardens into a crust. What do you thinks gonna happen if you coat an absorbant, cotton tampon. f*ckin' morons.
FanDamPlus
April 2nd, 2006
12:06:05 PM CDT
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That guy sucks.
CcDohl
April 2nd, 2006
12:11:11 PM CDT
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I laughed
NeoMatrixClt
April 2nd, 2006
12:11:55 PM CDT
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that boy needs therapy!
l1fty
April 2nd, 2006
12:12:35 PM CDT
(0)
cute
detoxmethod
April 2nd, 2006
12:13:09 PM CDT
(0)
I'm...I'm speachless.......
NoGodExistsIII
April 2nd, 2006
12:13:51 PM CDT
(0)
I see funnier topics every day.
Zeph
April 2nd, 2006
12:24:15 PM CDT
(0)
Razor-sharp wit at it's finest
DarthErik
April 2nd, 2006
12:27:00 PM CDT
(0)
Vestibule, lol
Sogui
April 2nd, 2006
12:44:24 PM CDT
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FACT: Sperm cannot survive in open air for more than a minute... its more fragile than you think, still gross
kliknick
April 2nd, 2006
1:25:01 PM CDT
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birth control pills can act as a spermicide.... they are normally a big dosage of hormones, estrogen mainly which would eradicate and turn your sperm sterile... for those of you who didn't know that STFU and GTFO
kliknick
April 2nd, 2006
1:26:01 PM CDT
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oh and 5 for you yoshi
OMGWTFBBG
April 2nd, 2006
1:39:36 PM CDT
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Regardless of whether the sperm are alive or not, it is still disgusting and hilarious.
cerberus
April 2nd, 2006
2:11:23 PM CDT
(0)
SSL prides himself in posting joke threads and getting retards to believe it... like many commenters here, for example.
cyclonus
April 2nd, 2006
5:33:20 PM CDT
(0)
This ytmnd is even funnier after reading all the f*cking idiots in the comments who think it's real.
t00l
April 2nd, 2006
7:52:14 PM CDT
(0)
Everybody who thinks sperm can't survive is very wrong. First of all because of the simple composition of a bunch of mitochondria and protiens, they are pretty hardy. Second of all, they have a veritable soup of energy around them. And third of all, the r
t00l
April 2nd, 2006
7:53:15 PM CDT
(0)
ayon found in tampons is a VERY good insulator. That, plus they can live up to 3 days in a woman anyways. Also, the hormones found in a birth control pill do NOT kill sperm, even if it saturated them. At most it would shave off a few sperm being produced
npatrick89
April 2nd, 2006
8:18:41 PM CDT
(0)
i really really really really really hope she gets pregnant just so your kid can be genetically retarded, because thats pretty much what you did
Nolano
April 2nd, 2006
8:53:46 PM CDT
(0)
5 for being awesome -1 for no sound credit
mayunholdup
April 2nd, 2006
8:56:58 PM CDT
(0)
Pwnage.
unsignedlong
April 2nd, 2006
9:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
GG
MrDeodorant
April 2nd, 2006
10:05:43 PM CDT
(0)
Oh dear god, look at the people overanalysing a simple April Fools Day prank. That alone gets this a 5. But I'm too lazy to move the mouse up an inch.
Tapeleg247
April 3rd, 2006
2:55:08 AM CDT
(0)
You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon" and what those words mean, you should know birth cont
theflood
April 3rd, 2006
7:57:51 AM CDT
(0)
he sounds so innocent
JasonFrost
April 3rd, 2006
9:35:04 AM CDT
(0)
superbe
fakelimecat
April 3rd, 2006
12:36:19 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, incest
Boozewald
April 3rd, 2006
2:14:06 PM CDT
(0)
you know what they say.. sperm is thicker than water
kyro
April 3rd, 2006
5:02:31 PM CDT
(0)
Lol@ all you noobs, well only the ones who don't get it. Hes a Troll, didn't happen. Untill someone read that at least. LOL NOOBS!
mantenna
April 3rd, 2006
6:37:15 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!!! I think that's how larry the cable guy was born.
bartoron
April 3rd, 2006
7:30:51 PM CDT
(0)
What the hell? O_O
BioHazard
April 3rd, 2006
11:05:04 PM CDT
(0)
Meh @ the site, but its not impossible for a widow of a civil war vet to have lived that long- the vet might've married a young girl well into the 20th century, I mean like, 30s and 40s, and its feasible for a woman to have been born before that. Its real
BioHazard
April 3rd, 2006
11:06:04 PM CDT
(0)
ly not that hard, just a helluva age stretch, not incest.
mesyn191
April 4th, 2006
10:35:42 AM CDT
(0)
I do this every other year to my sis, gets her every time, pregnant I mean... lol, no!
conanalligator
April 4th, 2006
11:06:00 AM CDT
(0)
I want to kill that guy.
AEnemia
April 4th, 2006
9:22:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol!
TheMalf
April 5th, 2006
2:34:58 PM CDT
(0)
lol win
Jesus10555
April 6th, 2006
8:26:51 PM CDT
(0)
hahaha, i read the message first ..... and then i see "april fools joke on cousin"..... haha whatta dumbass
Servo
April 7th, 2006
1:36:13 PM CDT
(0)
omg, internet!~
ualue
April 7th, 2006
10:27:19 PM CDT
(0)
BTW, Max himself gave this 1 star.
Tapeleg247
April 8th, 2006
3:07:57 AM CDT
(0)
YTMND cut me off! I said: You know he's kidding, right? If anything, it's an April Fools prank on you guys, not the nonexistant cousin. It's probably some twenty-something-year-old dude. If you know the word "jizz" and "tampon"...
Tapeleg247
April 8th, 2006
3:09:41 AM CDT
(0)
...and what those words mean, you should know birth control doesn't work like that.
ghosttown80
April 25th, 2006
9:06:11 PM CDT
(0)
cousins are incest, fool
falcobird
April 25th, 2006
10:21:51 PM CDT
(0)
The only thing that matters is if the cousin is hot. A hot cousin i'd do in a second. yes its incest, no i dont give a sh*t.
vertigo
May 27th, 2006
5:39:41 PM CDT
(0)
This dude is sh*tf*cked.
Scissorfight
June 22nd, 2006
9:12:12 AM CDT
(0)
Sick
UppercutPunkass
July 2nd, 2006
11:49:49 PM CDT
(0)
lol, what a dumbf*ck.
ShadoFire
July 13th, 2006
3:56:04 AM CDT
(0)
LOL?!
g377h3l3d0u7
July 26th, 2006
8:23:27 AM CDT
(0)
i hope that isn't you
Zoomy
July 27th, 2006
3:18:23 AM CDT
(0)
This man is an idiot.
universaladdress
July 28th, 2006
12:40:18 PM CDT
(0)
DO NOT WANT
iwpoe
August 5th, 2006
8:19:04 PM CDT
(0)
By the fact that sperm dies quickly in open air, that the girl in question is on her period, and because this is fake, there is no chance of pregnancy.
petor
August 22nd, 2006
9:04:03 AM CDT
(0)
isn't it the girl that's supposed to take the pill?
wild09
August 22nd, 2006
10:45:54 AM CDT
(0)
wow i refuse to rate this its funny as hell yet thats just way too f*cked up ok ok maybe just a +5 but thats all you get
mrmoot
August 22nd, 2006
12:15:32 PM CDT
(0)
dummies on the internet oh no
wild09
August 22nd, 2006
9:04:47 PM CDT
(0)
noooooooooooooo they killed your site :(
wild09
August 22nd, 2006
9:12:47 PM CDT
(0)
huh its back weird good thhough
WalmartPwns
December 11th, 2006
4:25:08 PM CST
(0)
WHAT THE F*CK
ichigoalbel
January 26th, 2007
5:12:44 PM CST
(0)
This fails >.>
keyonte0
February 11th, 2007
3:40:25 AM CST
(-2)
Uhh she's supposed to take it dumbass
Edgeworth
April 2nd, 2007
6:01:08 AM CDT
(1)
5 for all the sick f*ckers claiming that if its a cousin, it isnt incest. i guess you're all american and spell things like Colour without a "u".
BobOfDole
April 2nd, 2007
5:44:43 PM CDT
(0)
...he does know the birth control pill only works if the FEMALE takes it right? RIGHT?!
verscharren
April 9th, 2007
1:53:50 PM CDT
(0)
is that motherf*cker for realz??!!!
BMW330i
June 26th, 2007
10:11:37 PM CDT
(-1)
The sperm can't really survive in those conditions, but ok.