Samuel L. Jackson DELIVERS!
Created on: March 27th, 2006
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THE line from the the movie "Snakes on a Plane"
XXX: State of the Union
Snakes on a Plane

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bachanditrocks
March 27th, 2006
11:18:05 PM CST
(0)
A+
detoxmethod
March 27th, 2006
11:52:58 PM CST
(0)
Snakes on a plane kill everything in sight for 200 EXP.
Thrace
March 27th, 2006
11:55:15 PM CST
(0)
Everyone will see this movie.
RySenkari
March 27th, 2006
11:56:17 PM CST
(0)
See this movie or go to hell.
max
March 27th, 2006
11:57:57 PM CST
(2)
holy sh*t
Dasyati
March 28th, 2006
12:00:45 AM CST
(0)
i love u.
BoscoeFlatts
March 28th, 2006
12:01:04 AM CST
(0)
This gave me an erection.
fyrestorm
March 28th, 2006
12:01:22 AM CST
(0)
i smell mod favorite
tkNukem
March 28th, 2006
12:02:12 AM CST
(0)
yeah, mod fav this sh*t
Snaxe
March 28th, 2006
12:02:18 AM CST
(0)
I approve
alextide32
March 28th, 2006
12:02:37 AM CST
(0)
Snaxe, on my plane? It's more likely than you think!
Mumm-ra
March 28th, 2006
12:02:48 AM CST
(0)
now everyone will buy snake covers!
millionsv
March 28th, 2006
12:03:25 AM CST
(0)
Snakes. On. A. Plane.
seanwookie
March 28th, 2006
12:03:42 AM CST
(0)
PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!!
aquateenz
March 28th, 2006
12:03:50 AM CST
(0)
awesome
MrBucket
March 28th, 2006
12:05:57 AM CST
(0)
How do I shot snakes?
elladanorelrohir
March 28th, 2006
12:06:53 AM CST
(0)
Hell yeah!
centralbandit
March 28th, 2006
12:10:11 AM CST
(0)
max commented. that's like good luck when getting laid, 15 stars. oh wait, i can give only 5.
senosneaky
March 28th, 2006
12:13:28 AM CST
(0)
snakes. on. a. plane.
Nukeitall
March 28th, 2006
12:13:58 AM CST
(0)
fiepasfinsegfnespgnse
Wesyeed
March 28th, 2006
12:19:37 AM CST
(0)
Unbereeveber
UltraCoolHumanite
March 28th, 2006
12:22:23 AM CST
(0)
SNAKESONTHEPLANEROFFLE!1!
roq
March 28th, 2006
12:23:52 AM CST
(0)
hahah
ajamison
March 28th, 2006
12:24:25 AM CST
(0)
YES! Been waiting for this line. HELLS YEAH. Mr. Oscar, here we come!
theguy88
March 28th, 2006
12:25:51 AM CST
(0)
this quote has been used several times.
TheMadMonkey
March 28th, 2006
12:25:53 AM CST
(0)
Sheer f*cking brilliance.
TenaciousA
March 28th, 2006
12:27:14 AM CST
(0)
Glorious
TheDrizzle9
March 28th, 2006
12:27:49 AM CST
(0)
I guess I'll 4 it for the quote, but in the future I won't be so generous. But whats with people making ytmnds that are just movie quotes? We need some creativity people.
MottledBoar
March 28th, 2006
12:30:29 AM CST
(0)
I love it.
Ness0
March 28th, 2006
12:32:06 AM CST
(0)
Enough said.
BTape
March 28th, 2006
12:32:33 AM CST
(0)
this movie is going to rule. 5 just for SoaP, even though this has been done a billion times before
tosseddwarf
March 28th, 2006
12:34:46 PM CST
(0)
AHAHAHAHA, YES!
Axeman3
March 28th, 2006
12:34:47 PM CST
(0)
I'm always tired of the snakes on my plane
jetsfan51
March 28th, 2006
12:39:00 PM CST
(0)
f*ck Xmen 3, f*ck superman, THIS is the most anticipated movie of the year
Cheesespank
March 28th, 2006
12:39:08 PM CST
(0)
Enough is Enough, I've had it with these snakes!
Aero
March 28th, 2006
12:43:18 PM CST
(0)
"We need some creativity people." *cough*lookatyourname*cough*
burninghammer
March 28th, 2006
12:43:36 PM CST
(0)
SNAKES!
puppethead
March 28th, 2006
12:44:29 PM CST
(0)
well deserved. http://jackiebrownonaplane.ytmnd.com/
boomaga
March 28th, 2006
12:44:30 PM CST
(0)
You know what they call snakes on a plane in France ?
HurriKaty
March 28th, 2006
12:45:34 PM CST
(0)
!!!
uberwolf
March 28th, 2006
12:51:38 PM CST
(0)
MOTHER f*ckING SNAKES
MisterMonkeyman
March 28th, 2006
12:52:25 PM CST
(0)
5ed for the movie
hehat
March 28th, 2006
12:57:22 PM CST
(0)
Oh f*ck yes, f*ck yes, f*ck yes.
neochivalry
March 28th, 2006
1:07:16 PM CST
(0)
Snake? Snaaaaaaaake!
roboraptor
March 28th, 2006
1:11:04 PM CST
(0)
nuff said
Dave2600
March 28th, 2006
1:13:00 PM CST
(0)
THIS MOVIE IS THE WINNER
magicbeaverpelt
March 28th, 2006
1:38:43 PM CST
(0)
Brilliant, I must see this movie.
rubycalaber
March 28th, 2006
1:48:18 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t omg omg lols
Angasal
March 28th, 2006
1:48:22 PM CST
(0)
Snakes? ON A PLANE!?
vilerequiem
March 28th, 2006
1:50:21 PM CST
(0)
Awesome wrapped in a layer of pwnage.
Gondul
March 28th, 2006
1:50:52 PM CST
(0)
they made this movie intionally to make money off sam J. one liners. what a f*cking sell out, you guys pay your 9 bucks for a sh*t movie
cooke
March 28th, 2006
1:51:50 PM CST
(0)
^ what the f*ck is wrong with that!?
omghax
March 28th, 2006
1:52:19 PM CST
(0)
SAMUEL L. JACKSON?! In SNAKES ON A PLANE?!
q-pa
March 28th, 2006
1:54:48 PM CST
(0)
A bit late to the party, aren't we Sammy? 5'd. SNAKES ON A PLANE, N*GGA!
felixcostello
March 28th, 2006
2:13:52 PM CST
(0)
basically i need to see this movie
Cheesespank
March 28th, 2006
2:21:23 PM CST
(0)
mod favs!
Hussein
March 28th, 2006
2:21:36 PM CST
(0)
muthaf*cka?
TheMadMonkey
March 28th, 2006
2:22:10 PM CST
(0)
grats on the mod fav!
tomglima
March 28th, 2006
2:27:10 PM CST
(0)
a fine ytmnd id say
Ryro
March 28th, 2006
2:30:48 PM CST
(0)
I want to see this damn retarded movie so bad.
Walter43210
March 28th, 2006
2:35:48 PM CST
(0)
No one says motherf*cker like Sam.
echeese
March 28th, 2006
2:38:36 PM CST
(0)
Motherfarking snakes on a motherfarking plane!
kietotheworld
March 28th, 2006
2:39:41 PM CST
(0)
"But whats with people making ytmnds that are just movie quotes?" Look up "You're The Man Now Dog." You appear to have missed it.
Numlax
March 28th, 2006
2:44:04 PM CST
(0)
Oh my god... it's a plane... with snakes on it?
unimportant
March 28th, 2006
2:45:56 PM CST
(0)
This movie is the best thing to happen to the internet since ever.
boomaga
March 28th, 2006
2:50:27 PM CST
(0)
The only decent new YTMND on Top 15
DrNecromancer
March 28th, 2006
2:59:01 PM CST
(0)
probably the best thing ever
penfold
March 28th, 2006
3:01:07 PM CST
(0)
f*ck YES
Simopen
March 28th, 2006
3:01:45 PM CST
(0)
I want that to be my ringtone!
ForceUser
March 28th, 2006
3:14:32 PM CST
(0)
omg max commented everyone get this movie!
imwa1529
March 28th, 2006
3:14:33 PM CST
(0)
SNAKES ON A MUTHAF*CKIN PLANE!
RentACop
March 28th, 2006
3:15:58 PM CST
(0)
This movie HAS to be an april fools joke.
will729
March 28th, 2006
3:18:31 PM CST
(0)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Pikapoo123
March 28th, 2006
3:40:15 PM CST
(0)
AWESOME!
agent1500
March 28th, 2006
3:41:04 PM CST
(0)
Yes! This is what I needed for today! I'm tempted to create a second account five this again.
St00pidman
March 28th, 2006
3:45:32 PM CST
(0)
YES!!! MOTHAF*CKIN SNAKES!!!!!
badboyz2
March 28th, 2006
3:46:15 PM CST
(0)
So this "Snakes on a Plane" movie, what's the basic outline of the plot? Ballpark it for me.
Kankurou
March 28th, 2006
3:48:48 PM CST
(0)
needs more snakes and more nudity
BrokenVisage
March 28th, 2006
3:50:39 PM CST
(0)
Mod favorite already?! Niceness, you role sir.
Zealous
March 28th, 2006
3:52:18 PM CST
(0)
SNAKES. PLANE. MOTHERf*ckING.
Tsuchiya
March 28th, 2006
3:53:43 PM CST
(0)
this gave me blue balls
Twist96
March 28th, 2006
3:55:45 PM CST
(0)
-2 because it cuts out before plane
cooke
March 28th, 2006
4:01:14 PM CST
(0)
^think before you vote
Coldmetal
March 28th, 2006
4:03:13 PM CST
(0)
Snakes.
bobthemilkman
March 28th, 2006
4:05:14 PM CST
(0)
"2006-03-28 00:27:49 TheDrizzle9 I guess I'll 4 it for the quote, but in the future I won't be so generous. But whats with people making ytmnds that are just movie quotes? We need some creativity people." i say, and I QUOTE, "you're the man now, do
salsa1337
March 28th, 2006
4:05:45 PM CST
(0)
he says what we are all thinking
EvilBowlOfCereal
March 28th, 2006
4:11:01 PM CST
(0)
damn snakes
elewis
March 28th, 2006
4:11:35 PM CST
(0)
"Why are there f*ckin' snakes on a plane?!" August 15 baby.
parabola
March 28th, 2006
4:20:05 PM CST
(0)
I've had it with these snakes!
Warlock
March 28th, 2006
4:22:53 PM CST
(0)
I just want more snakes on planes.
Dux00rs
March 28th, 2006
4:24:12 PM CST
(0)
Me and my friends are going to watch this film and when we do 1 or more of us shall have SOAP T SHIRTS. Fuk the critics, they're going to eat their words. This has cult classic written all over it BEFORE IT'S EVEN OUT
SpAcEOuT
March 28th, 2006
4:28:56 PM CST
(0)
yes they deserve to die! and I hope they burn in hell!!
EffectMan
March 28th, 2006
4:29:23 PM CST
(0)
WE GOT MOTHERf*ckIN' SNAKES!
Peepsalot
March 28th, 2006
4:33:35 PM CST
(0)
SOAP ftw
Tkreft1128
March 28th, 2006
4:40:48 PM CST
(0)
YES! TEH REAL ONE! ITZ REALLY REALL!
Khash
March 28th, 2006
4:42:31 PM CST
(0)
Sam Jackson is totally mailing it in
dat1337vet
March 28th, 2006
4:47:57 PM CST
(0)
omg the drizzle made himself look like a complete and utter noob
madagent
March 28th, 2006
4:48:03 PM CST
(0)
oh hell yes
Smegforbrains
March 28th, 2006
4:52:57 PM CST
(0)
winner
Scottish-Weebl
March 28th, 2006
4:54:55 PM CST
(0)
GET OFF MY PLANE YOU DAMN SNAKES
chomyn
March 28th, 2006
4:56:11 PM CST
(0)
weeooo
dirtyd
March 28th, 2006
4:57:24 PM CST
(0)
Can't wait for Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/board/nest/27261118 (this is where the fad started)
St205
March 28th, 2006
4:59:27 PM CST
(0)
It's snakes on a motherf*cking plane! Mmmmm,mmmmm bitch!
cycopl
March 28th, 2006
5:02:17 PM CST
(0)
I can sit and listen to it for HOURS
Eldebo
March 28th, 2006
5:05:51 PM CST
(0)
A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
tehpogo
March 28th, 2006
5:07:32 PM CST
(0)
The fact that they put this line in AFTER they finished filming purely cuz it had become a f*cking CATCHPHRASE makes me lose considerable respect for this movie :( The YTMND still gets 4 stars for being informative
enemy33
March 28th, 2006
5:15:02 PM CST
(0)
Snake eat the penis
MuToiDMaN
March 28th, 2006
5:15:14 PM CST
(0)
And there's not a damn thing you can do about it! Not when there's SNAKES on a plane!
redmenace
March 28th, 2006
5:17:13 PM CST
(0)
where the hell did you get that audio??
WangSammich
March 28th, 2006
5:18:41 PM CST
(0)
I can not wait for this movie.
TehKFCman
March 28th, 2006
5:37:44 PM CST
(0)
Mothaf*cka!
Vash187
March 28th, 2006
5:43:29 PM CST
(0)
This line will be a cult hit? I think not...
cooke
March 28th, 2006
5:44:30 PM CST
(0)
^where have you been!? It's already a cult hit!
CcDohl
March 28th, 2006
6:02:28 PM CST
(0)
Snakes or Slither?
cooke
March 28th, 2006
6:12:30 PM CST
(0)
I love that there are two Samuel L. Jackson sites in the Top 5 NSFW
Fondor
March 28th, 2006
6:37:03 PM CST
(0)
That seals it, I'm seeing this movie!
buttgremlin
March 28th, 2006
6:43:26 PM CST
(0)
YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!
hellstorm654
March 28th, 2006
7:14:13 PM CST
(0)
he should trademark the word motherf*ckin'
Mild816
March 28th, 2006
8:59:06 PM CST
(0)
u r god
Asmodaie
March 28th, 2006
11:22:48 PM CST
(0)
YES YES YES
WarszawaScream
March 28th, 2006
11:42:11 PM CST
(0)
SNAKES ON THE MOTHERf*ckING PLANE.
xenosmack
March 29th, 2006
1:14:54 AM CST
(0)
That movie sucked so hard.
Stonen
March 29th, 2006
1:23:05 AM CST
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Samual L. Jackson with those words, you have cemented your position as perhaps the coolest man who has ever lived.
TheGodofCows
March 29th, 2006
3:36:25 AM CST
(0)
5'ing a legendary site
Dinkki
March 29th, 2006
4:25:43 AM CST
(0)
why did this movie suck if it hasnt been even released yet?
triple
March 29th, 2006
6:34:52 AM CST
(0)
5'd
triple
March 29th, 2006
6:37:15 AM CST
(0)
ShadowRaiden
March 29th, 2006
7:12:59 AM CST
(0)
Either you can actually hear him almost laugh when he says snakes or its just my imagination =)
SovietSam
March 29th, 2006
9:06:23 AM CST
(0)
MOTHERf*ckING SNAKES!
tosseddwarf
March 29th, 2006
10:21:19 AM CST
(0)
holy ish - this movie is already a cult classic.
Hotshot
March 29th, 2006
11:53:14 AM CST
(0)
ProfGlitch
March 29th, 2006
1:10:40 PM CST
(0)
SNAKES ON A PLANE =DD
Warlock
March 29th, 2006
1:53:16 PM CST
(0)
Those snakes are so f*cked.
funkwich
March 29th, 2006
5:07:09 PM CST
(0)
does it bother anyone else that he says "shnakes" ?
timeconsumer
March 29th, 2006
5:16:52 PM CST
(0)
FiddyTree
March 29th, 2006
7:14:01 PM CST
(0)
Greatest Movie EVER
Trenchgun
March 29th, 2006
7:38:29 PM CST
(0)
The best part of the movie is that they added stuff like that just to fit the internet buzz surrounding it.
DEREKBALLS
March 30th, 2006
1:08:43 AM CST
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i dont see whats so special about this snakes on a plane ytmnd that makes it so great
Baconcheddarcheese
March 30th, 2006
6:51:13 AM CST
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I don't get it, it's a funny quote but why is everyone going apesh*t over it?
davethebrave
March 30th, 2006
8:22:02 AM CST
(0)
MOVIES ARE AWESOME
BRODIEMN
March 30th, 2006
4:23:03 PM CST
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Had to motherf*cking give it a 5
masterpwns
March 30th, 2006
5:37:00 PM CST
(0)
This f*ckin owns. But they should probly change the name back to Flight 121.
mossfactor
March 30th, 2006
6:17:17 PM CST
(0)
the movie that defined a generation
philibuster
March 31st, 2006
2:12:25 PM CST
(0)
WE GOT MOTHER f*ckING SNAKES ON THIS PLANE!
darkmac
March 31st, 2006
8:21:30 PM CST
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Where did you get this quote? I didn't think there was a trailer yet.
Charlok
April 1st, 2006
3:37:46 AM CST
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Yep, its true. Samuel L. Jackson is in sh!tty movies, too.
masterpwns
April 1st, 2006
12:17:03 PM CST
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trailer link: http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane
ashpoop
April 2nd, 2006
2:14:28 PM CDT
(0)
SNAKES ON A PLANE SNAKES ON A PLAAAANE
Elfer
April 2nd, 2006
4:49:13 PM CDT
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YES. YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
Chav-Slayer
April 3rd, 2006
3:12:52 AM CDT
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Awesome sites. I'm glad I took the time to look through and 5 them.
Charlok
April 3rd, 2006
11:10:49 AM CDT
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And by sh!tty movies I mean XXX: State of the Union.
Fly1ngTo4st3r
April 3rd, 2006
4:29:44 PM CDT
(0)
snakes on a plane
Asgard01
April 3rd, 2006
6:37:21 PM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
fakelimecat
April 5th, 2006
12:56:23 PM CDT
(0)
LOL, snakes
Kiron
April 5th, 2006
5:38:04 PM CDT
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As creator of the funniest fad atm, i approve
Kiron
April 6th, 2006
3:39:22 PM CDT
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that last comment is meant as you being the creator.....HONK
PrinceVern
April 6th, 2006
10:52:30 PM CDT
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Yay ^o^
PsychoMedic
April 7th, 2006
10:22:00 PM CDT
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Samuel L Jackson is in every movie, ever.
Agent36
April 8th, 2006
10:48:32 PM CDT
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Samuel Jackson 'gon give it to ya! (Pls don't maim me! I'll 5 it!)
jorrar
April 11th, 2006
10:26:40 PM CDT
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Thats it!
Extropoknight
April 15th, 2006
2:37:29 PM CDT
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Attention passangers, This has officially become: a death flight.
ISpeakEngrish
April 22nd, 2006
3:48:29 PM CDT
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That is some serious gourmet sh*te, there.
nutnics
April 27th, 2006
1:25:23 PM CDT
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This is teh OWNzorZ!!! Love it, is this the O.G. version?. Cheeeeers!!!
GretelMkII
May 5th, 2006
8:09:02 PM CDT
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SOAP!
likeakiller
May 6th, 2006
10:45:36 PM CDT
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rofl
echo-of-oblivion
May 7th, 2006
12:45:47 PM CDT
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one of my favorites in the max's favorites
Sjorzo
May 10th, 2006
6:25:16 AM CDT
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lol snakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee aaa snakkeeeE :P
jewish-hitman
May 10th, 2006
7:12:55 PM CDT
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I think everything wants those snakes off of the plane....don't worry...Samuel L Jackson will find a way
Scot
May 11th, 2006
5:31:03 PM CDT
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I would have been proud to have lost my virginity to this.
jthirsten
May 19th, 2006
6:57:20 PM CDT
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f*ck yea!
Lima
May 27th, 2006
1:17:30 AM CDT
(0)
8.18.2006 Snakes. Plane. Samuel L. Jackson. BE THERE.
danzorz
June 1st, 2006
3:28:18 PM CDT
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i love snakes on a plane so much
Jodakilla
June 1st, 2006
9:12:51 PM CDT
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I do hope that you're implying that "motherf*ckin snakes" line gets delivered from Futuristic Sex Robotz
AiglosCelt
June 2nd, 2006
6:47:23 PM CDT
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Whoot.
SanguineIllusion
June 11th, 2006
2:12:29 PM CDT
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Sam Jackson is dead to me.
JuneBug
July 3rd, 2006
9:03:23 PM CDT
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Im gonna watch the hell outta this movie so hard
RyanMurphy
July 6th, 2006
12:18:02 PM CDT
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if i could i would give you over a 5
mrtenk
July 14th, 2006
10:01:52 AM CDT
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Brakes in your brain? snakes on a plane? all this sh*t makes me insane...
teejoker12
August 2nd, 2006
2:43:48 PM CDT
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All he has to do is look cool, the snakes will disapear
PCF
August 15th, 2006
11:53:51 PM CDT
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so you were the first huh
JRoach
August 19th, 2006
12:22:11 AM CDT
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And now is the time for rejoicing. This ytmnd has finally become a reality.
Don-Jerkleone
October 3rd, 2006
6:34:57 PM CDT
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Sh*tty movie, but I always thought this line would make a good YTMND.
K7
December 16th, 2006
7:48:11 PM CST
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now this is a ytmnd without those annoying comments. f*ck
coolchick1794
February 28th, 2007
3:38:37 PM CST
(0)
How good can you get?
PiratespwnNinjas
June 22nd, 2007
5:41:19 PM CDT
(0)
RedDaVinci
July 8th, 2007
10:38:24 PM CDT
(0)
My first downvote goes to the winner of the "one raw picture, one raw sound clip" award!
DarthWang
September 26th, 2020
12:06:37 PM CDT
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